#Jo x Maria

[metalichotchoco]

I think they would be so much fun as a couple. Jo is a perfect butch im sorry lol

[electrlck]

they r so cute stop it RN

[d0ttt]

Jock Week, Day 7 — Double Date

-DOT

Jock Week is over! It was a very fun week, I've never drawn so many fullarts in a short period of time before XD

I'm sorry I'm one day late but I didn't manage to finish my art BECAUUUSE I... was playing with my sister in Lethal Company and kinda... forgot XD

I didn't know with which couple should I put with Jock so I kinda went with Lightning and Anne Maria because??? idk it just fit. They all went for a run together, but it turned into a competition ! ! ! Also, to celebrate the end of Jock Week, I wanted to show you my first Jock ever ! ! !

It was fun, I hope there will be a Jock Week 2025

BYE ! ! !

[meowshroom1230]

I love rarepairs, especially in shows with a lot of different characters. But recently I’ve seen people try and diss on people who like them by calling them ‘spin a wheel’ or ‘random character generator ships…

so that’s exactly how i’m going to find out what my new top 3 favorite rarepairs are. And they are

Scott x Justin

Shawn x Sugar

Jo x Leshawna

I AM NOW THE WORLDS BIGGEST JUSCOTT, SHUGAR, AND JOSHAWNA SHIPPER

[mrmeowziii]

Flat color of the Roti cast at 26! After Lightning’s win.

‘Quick’ explanations for everyone-

Staci’s a hairdresser- She hasn’t quite gotten to owning her own shop yet, but she’s just as happy as long as she can help others see how beautiful they are! She’s made an unlikely friendship with Anne Maria, who shares her profession and love of all things cosmetic.

Brick went off to fashion school after serving in the military for a bit, and has since graduated! He’s more confident in himself, and is trying his best to start his own fashion line. His closest friends from the Roti cast are Anne Maria, Staci, and Dakota, who he talks with often about fashion and hair- Scott, who he’s dating- and Jo, for old times sake.

Scott never fully recovered from Fang’s attack without extra funding and was left with a permanent limp and chronic pain… poor guy. Still, after living on the farm for a few years, he reconnected with Brick at a cast reunion and the two have been going strong since. He’s still trucking despite his disability, and he’s supporting Brick with all he’s got.

Jo never got to open her dream gym, but instead got into nursing. A strange choice for her? Maybe, but she’s good at giving her patients what they need. Oh, and she’s a pro with physical therapy. Despite Lightning’s messiness for a few years, and their initial relationship, Jo and him are pretty good friends now- though that doesn’t stop her from egging him on from time to time.

Dakota’s a professional fighter, while Sam’s a game developer. They’ve been married the second longest, after Zoke, of course. When she’s not killing it in the ring, Dakota’s still quite fashion forward. Her mutation’s been reversed a good amount, but not all the way. It’s unlikely it’ll ever be fully cured, but Dakota’s okay with that. She’s got Sam on her side all the way, after all! As for him, his newest game ‘Groundstory’ absolutely blew up after a great crowdfunding campaign! You’ve probably heard of it.

Anne Maria’s newly single after a messy relationship back in Jersey. She’s crashing with Jo for the time being, so who knows how long that’ll last? Maybe longer than you think… ;) For now she’s working at a hair salon and sharing lots of tips with Staci, while helping Brick with his fashion line, since Scott’s got NO eye for this kinda thing.

Lightning… well, he’s had an interesting journey to get where he is now. For the first few years after winning, everything was great! He was the star of the football team he’d been drafted by, a literal millionaire, and his dad was finally giving him his time! But then… poorly managed wealth is a recipe for disaster, leading to Lightning being dropped by the NFL, his dad disowning him, and a pretty bad drinking and binge eating problem. Only when Cameron intervened was Lightning given any hope of getting better, and he’s on the road to recovery now. They live together, the two comprising a pretty odd couple, but a happy one nonetheless.

Cameron found he liked helping others with their mental health after a bit of trying to figure out what to do with his life, and became a licensed therapist after blowing through college. After a bit of helping Mike and Zoey with their first child, he reached out to a very depressed Lightning and made it his goal to rehabilitate his former competitor. After a few intense years, a few relapses, and an unexpected level of bonding, the two of them now live together, not married- but taking it one step at a time. Cameron’s proud of his boyfriend.

Mike and Zoey got married after All-Stars, and had their first kid at 20. Rosie is the light of their lives, and soon little Enzo will be joining the picture as well. Zoey’s been responsible for every cast meetup since All-Stars ended, and she spends her free time writing about her experiences on reality television. She was Canada’s mom of the year when Rosie was two years old!

Mike, as it turns out, didn’t delete his disorder with the press of a button. Woah. Mike and the gang are multi talented, and each of them have found their passions in different things. Chester’s retired, but the dream of being Miss Canada’s still there. Svetlana hasn’t stopped practicing her gymnastics, and is ready for another go at the Olympics! Vito likes to club, but is surprisingly good with Rosie- besides Mike, he’s her favorite. Manitoba Smith still lives for adventure, and helps Dawn and B in their animal sanctuary when he can. Mal works with Mike at their office job, trolling any employer who gets a little too comfortable in their position. If there’s anything the two of them can agree on, it’s that their boss sucks.

B’s inventions started to earn him a lot of money not long after Roti, but he kept it humble, and helps fund Dawn’s nature sanctuary as one of it’s main supporters. The two of them live happily together, their ability to understand each other when no one else could bonding them for life. B’s working every day to make machines more environmentally friendly, and reduce the carbon footprint of humanity.

Dawn fundraised for years, and with some intense determination on her part, along with some help from B, she finally got to create the animal sanctuary she’d always wanted in the mountains of British Columbia. She works there full-time, surrounded by the nature she’s always loved. At home, she lives with her cat Gaia and her partner B.

[brookiidookiii]

[fang-phobic]

e

now those are some lesbians if I’ve ever seen any

[9larts]

Some dumb sketches I posted on my Reddit.

[deimosbreakfrost]

Guys, is this Anne Maria x Jo??

[murdockdevil-goooonnne]

title: running circles prompt: jo discovering his fiancée is his adoptive daughter's biological mother. for: kayla ( @outfromthesea ) requested via discord who: josef volkov & maria verse: not a specific one. notes: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 triggers: a child needing a medical donation, adoption. i mean, jo finds out his fiancee is his adoptive daughter's biological mother? possible triggers would be stuff related to that.

Confusion is an emotion Josef feels often. Though his expression is usually neutral or he has the smallest of smiles on his face, he rarely ever shows confusion with his face. It does not come naturally for him, and it may just have to do with his upbringing, and how he’s always had to be somewhat guarded about how he feels. 

Though, today, when he’s told Maria is likely the birth mother of his daughter Maya, his eyebrows do furrow in and his mouth does quirk to the right as he scratches behind his neck. “Excuse me?” He expresses in such a quiet voice that he’s surprised that the doctor even hears him.

“Yes, the biological mother of your child is the woman you’re engaged to, currently,” the doctor says matter-of-fact. “Usually, these types of things would have to be kept under wraps, but seeing as I don’t know her and the reason she’s in both of your lives now could be to get Maya back, maybe you should be careful? Possibly, even get in touch with someone before speaking with her privately about it. Because this is a rare occurrence. However,” The doctor pauses, and Jo’s eyes close as he tries to process all that he’s heard, “I think this rare occurrence could benefit Maya in this moment, and possibly save her young life.”

Josef is trying to collect his thoughts at this moment. He is trying to think of any world where Maria would take Maya from him or pretend to love him to have Maya for herself.

The whole concept, even in a false, alternate universe feels ridiculous to him – impossible. Especially, since Maria has told him that when she was younger she gave up her child for adoption. Had this all been a lie, he does not think she’d tell him. 

But at the same time, people are messed up. They lie and they hurt others for their own benefit. Yet, this is, he just can’t picture Maria doing that to him – or to Maya. 

“I actually…think this is a misunderstanding?” Jo replies a little louder, but his voice is still low. The doctor’s eyebrow shoots up. “I doubt Maria wants Maya and I think…the universe, if anything, is the one playing games.” Because Jo’s daughter is in the hospital, and she needs a donation to keep on living. It happens. But it’s still cruel. And he does think that, if there is a God, she or he wouldn't make Maria lie to him after doing something as awful as having his daughter in need of help he’s incapable of giving her. “Because….I don’t think she’s aware of this.”

Which has him think that maybe Maria will leave him once she finds out that Maya is actually hers biologically. Though he understands if she does, and he gets that some people just aren’t ready for something as huge as what’s happening now, he hopes she at least sticks around. Because he doubts, he highly highly doubts, she’ll say no in assisting in saving Maya’s life. 

“You think Maria just…met you out of pure happenstance?” the doctor asks, “No ulterior motives at all?”

“None…” Josef admits, looking at his hands now at the hospital waiting room begins to blur. “I again, think, without a doubt that she’d never manipulate me like that. It’s not in her nature.”

The doctor nods. “Well, she’s currently the only available match. I think, if she doesn’t do it, we have to look for more options and that could be difficult.” 

Jo nods. “I don’t think she’ll say no…” But also, Jo isn’t sure she’ll stay around. Which hurts, but again, he gets it.

[thaoworra]

The Science Fiction and Fantasy Poetry Association recently released the poems that made it to the finalist stage for consideration for the 2024 Rhysling Awards for Short and Long Speculative Poems of the year. Congratulations to all of the nominees! This will be the 46th year these awards have been conferred!

Short Poems (50 finalists)

Attn: Prime Real Estate Opportunity!, Emily Ruth Verona, Under Her Eye: A Women in Horror Poetry Collection Volume II

The Beauty of Monsters, Angela Liu, Small Wonders 1

The Blight of Kezia, Patricia Gomes, HWA Poetry Showcase X

The Day We All Died, A Little, Lisa Timpf, Radon 5

Deadweight, Jack Cooper, Propel 7

Dear Mars, Susan L. Lin, The Sprawl Mag 1.2

Dispatches from the Dragon's Den, Mary Soon Lee, Star*Line 46.2

Dr. Jekyll, West Ambrose, Thin Veil Press December

First Eclipse: Chang-O and the Jade Hare, Emily Jiang, Uncanny 53

Five of Cups Considers Forgiveness, Ali Trotta, The Deadlands 31

Gods of the Garden, Steven Withrow, Spectral Realms 19

The Goth Girls' Gun Gang, Marisca Pichette, The Dread Machine 3.2

Guiding Star, Tim Jones, Remains to be Told: Dark Tales of Aotearoa, ed. Lee Murray (Clan Destine Press)

Hallucinations Gifted to Me by Heatstroke, Morgan L. Ventura, Banshee 15

hemiplegic migraine as willing human sacrifice, Ennis Rook Bashe, Eternal Haunted Summer Winter Solstice

Hi! I am your Cortical Update!, Mahaila Smith, Star*Line 46.3

How to Make the Animal Perfect?, Linda D. Addison, Weird Tales 100

I Dreamt They Cast a Trans Girl to Give Birth to the Demon, Jennessa Hester, HAD October

Invasive, Marcie Lynn Tentchoff, Polar Starlight 9

kan-da-ka, Nadaa Hussein, Apparition Lit 23

Language as a Form of Breath, Angel Leal, Apparition Lit October

The Lantern of September, Scott Couturier, Spectral Realms 19

Let Us Dream, Myna Chang, Small Wonders 3

The Magician's Foundling, Angel Leal, Heartlines Spec 2

The Man with the Stone Flute, Joshua St. Claire, Abyss & Apex 87

Mass-Market Affair, Casey Aimer, Star*Line 46.4

Mom's Surprise, Francis W. Alexander, Tales from the Moonlit Path June

A Murder of Crows, Alicia Hilton, Ice Queen 11

No One Now Remembers, Geoffrey Landis, Fantasy and Science Fiction Nov./Dec.

orion conquers the sky, Maria Zoccula, On Spec 33.2

Pines in the Wind, Karen Greenbaum-Maya, The Beautiful Leaves (Bamboo Dart Press)

The Poet Responds to an Invitation from the AI on the Moon, T.D. Walker, Radon Journal 5

A Prayer for the Surviving, Marisca Pichette, Haven Speculative 9

Pre-Nuptial, F. J. Bergmann, The Vampiricon (Mind's Eye Publications)

The Problem of Pain, Anna Cates, Eye on the Telescope 49

The Return of the Sauceress, F. J. Bergmann, The Flying Saucer Poetry Review February

Sea Change, David C. Kopaska-Merkel and Ann K. Schwader, Scifaikuest May

Seed of Power, Linda D. Addison, The Book of Witches ed. Jonathan Strahan (Harper Collins)

Sleeping Beauties, Carina Bissett, HWA Poetry Showcase X

Solar Punks, J. D. Harlock, The Dread Machine 3.1

Song of the Last Hour, Samuel A. Betiku, The Deadlands 22

Sphinx, Mary Soon Lee, Asimov's September/October

Storm Watchers (a drabbun), Terrie Leigh Relf, Space & Time

Sunflower Astronaut, Charlie Espinosa, Strange Horizons July

Three Hearts as One, G. O. Clark, Asimov's May/June

Troy, Carolyn Clink, Polar Starlight 12

Twenty-Fifth Wedding Anniversary, John Grey, Medusa's Kitchen September

Under World, Jacqueline West, Carmina Magazine September

Walking in the Starry World, John Philip Johnson, Orion's Belt May

Whispers in Ink, Angela Yuriko Smith, Whispers from Beyond (Crystal Lake Publishing)

Long Poems (25 finalists)

Archivist of a Lost World, Gerri Leen, Eccentric Orbits 4

As the witch burns, Marisca Pichette, Fantasy 87

Brigid the Poet, Adele Gardner, Eternal Haunted Summer Summer Solstice

Coding a Demi-griot (An Olivian Measure), Armoni “Monihymn” Boone, Fiyah 26

Cradling Fish, Laura Ma, Strange Horizons May

Dream Visions, Melissa Ridley Elmes, Eccentric Orbits 4

Eight Dwarfs on Planet X, Avra Margariti, Radon Journal 3

The Giants of Kandahar, Anna Cates, Abyss & Apex 88

How to Haunt a Northern Lake, Lora Gray, Uncanny 55

Impostor Syndrome, Robert Borski, Dreams and Nightmares 124

The Incessant Rain, Rhiannon Owens, Evermore 3

Interrogation About A Monster During Sleep Paralysis, Angela Liu, Strange Horizons November

Little Brown Changeling, Lauren Scharhag, Aphelion 283

A Mere Million Miles from Earth, John C. Mannone, Altered Reality April

Pilot, Akua Lezli Hope, Black Joy Unbound eds. Stephanie Andrea Allen & Lauren Cherelle (BLF Press)

Protocol, Jamie Simpher, Small Wonders 5

Sleep Dragon, Herb Kauderer, The Book of Sleep (Written Image Press)

Slow Dreaming, Herb Kauderer, The Book of Sleep (Written Image Press)

St. Sebastian Goes To Confession, West Ambrose, Mouthfeel 1

Value Measure, Joseph Halden and Rhonda Parrish, Dreams and Nightmares 125

A Weather of My Own Making, Nnadi Samuel, Silver Blade 56

Welcoming the New Girl, Beth Cato, Penumbric October

What You Find at the Center, Elizabeth R McClellan, Haven Spec Magazine 12

The Witch Makes Her To-Do List, Theodora Goss, Uncanny 50

The Year It Changed, David C. Kopaska-Merkel, Star*Line 46.4

Voting for the Rhysling Award begins July 1; a link to the ballot will be sent with the Rhysling Anthology, as well as with the July issue of Star*Line. More information on the Rhysling Award can be found here.

[disabled-dragoon]

The Disability Library

I love books, I love literature, and I love this blog, but it's only been recently that I've really been given the option to explore disabled literature, and I hate that. When I was a kid, all I wanted was to be able to read about characters like me, and now as an adult, all I want is to be able to read a book that takes us seriously.

And so, friends, Romans, countrymen, I present, a special disability and chronic illness booklist, compiled by myself and through the contributions of wonderful members from this site!

As always, if there are any at all that you want me to add, please just say. I'm always looking for more!

Edit 20/10/2023: You can now suggest books using the google form at the bottom!

Updated: 31/08/2023

Articles and Chapters

The Drifting Language of Architectural Accessibility in Victor Hugo's Notre-Dame de Paris, Essaka Joshua, 2012

Early Modern Literature and Disability Studies, Allison P. Hobgood, David Houston Wood, 2017

How Do You Develop Whole Object Relations as an Adult?, Elinor Greenburg, 2019

Making Do with What You Don't Have: Disabled Black Motherhood in Octavia E. Butler's Parable of the Sower and Parable of the Talents, Anna Hinton, 2018

Necropolitics, Achille Mbeme, 2003 OR Necropolitics, Achille Mbeme, 2019

Wasted Lives: Modernity and Its Outcasts, Zygmunt Bauman, 2004

Witchcraft and deformity in early modern English Literature, Scott Eaton, 2020

Books

Fiction:

Misc:

10 Things I Can See From Here, Carrie Mac

A-F:

A Curse So Dark and Lonely, (Series), Brigid Kemmerer

Akata Witch, (Series), Nnedi Okorafor

A Mango-Shaped Space, Wendy Mass

Ancillary Justice, (Series), Ann Leckie

An Unkindness of Ghosts, Rivers Solomon

An Unseen Attraction, (Series), K. J. Charles

A Shot in the Dark, Victoria Lee

A Snicker of Magic, Natalie Lloyd

A Song of Ice and Fire, (series), George R. R. Martin

A Spindle Splintered, (Series), Alix E. Harrow

A Time to Dance, Padma Venkatraman

Bath Haus, P. J. Vernon

Beasts of Prey, (Series), Ayana Gray

The Bedlam Stacks, (Series), Natasha Pulley

Black Bird, Blue Road, Sofiya Pasternack

Black Sun, (Series), Rebecca Roanhorse

Blood Price, (Series), Tanya Huff

Borderline, (Series), Mishell Baker

Breath, Donna Jo Napoli

The Broken Kingdoms, (Series), N.K. Jemisin

Brute, Kim Fielding

Cafe con Lychee, Emery Lee

Carry the Ocean, (Series), Heidi Cullinan

Challenger Deep, Neal Shusterman

Cinder, (Series), Marissa Meyer

Clean, Amy Reed

Connection Error, (Series), Annabeth Albert

Cosima Unfortunate Steals A Star, Laura Noakes

Crazy, Benjamin Lebert

Crooked Kingdom, (Series), Leigh Bardugo

Daniel Cabot Puts Down Roots, (Series), Cat Sebastian

Daniel, Deconstructed, James Ramos

Dead in the Garden, (Series), Dahlia Donovan

Dear Fang, With Love, Rufi Thorpe

Deathless Divide, (Series), Justina Ireland

The Degenerates, J. Albert Mann

The Doctor's Discretion, E.E. Ottoman

Earth Girl, (Series), Janet Edwards

Everyone in This Room Will Someday Be Dead, Emily R. Austin

The Extraordinaries, (Series), T. J. Klune

The Extraordinary Education of Nicholas Benedict, (Series), Trenton Lee Stewart

Fight + Flight, Jules Machias

The Final Girl Support Group, Grady Hendrix

Finding My Voice, (Series), Aoife Dooley

The First Thing About You, Chaz Hayden

Follow My Leader, James B. Garfield

Forever Is Now, Mariama J. Lockington

Fortune Favours the Dead, (Series), Stephen Spotswood

Fresh, Margot Wood

H-0:

Harmony, London Price

Harrow the Ninth, (series), Tamsyn Muir

Hench, (Series), Natalia Zina Walschots

Highly Illogical Behaviour, John Corey Whaley

Honey Girl, Morgan Rogers

How to Become a Planet, Nicole Melleby

How to Bite Your Neighbor and Win a Wager, (Series), D. N. Bryn

How to Sell Your Blood & Fall in Love, (Series), D. N. Bryn

Hunger Pangs: True Love Bites, Joy Demorra

I Am Not Alone, Francisco X. Stork

The Immeasurable Depth of You, Maria Ingrande Mora

In the Ring, Sierra Isley

Into The Drowning Deep, (Series), Mira Grant

Iron Widow, (Series), Xiran Jay Zhao

Izzy at the End of the World, K. A. Reynolds

Jodie's Journey, Colin Thiele

Just by Looking at Him, Ryan O'Connell

Kissing Doorknobs, Terry Spencer Hesser

Lakelore, Anna-Marie McLemore

Learning Curves, (Series), Ceillie Simkiss

Let's Call It a Doomsday, Katie Henry

The Library of the Dead, (Series), TL Huchu

The Lion Hunter, (Series), Elizabeth Wein

Lirael, (Series), Garth Nix

Long Macchiatos and Monsters, Alison Evans

Love from A to Z, (Series), S.K. Ali

Lycanthropy and Other Chronic Illnesses, Kristen O'Neal

Never Let Me Go, Kazuo Ishiguro

The Never Tilting World, (Series), Rin Chupeco

The No-Girlfriend Rule, Christen Randall

Nona the Ninth, (series), Tamsyn Muir

Noor, Nnedi Okorafor

Odder Still, (Series), D. N. Bryn

Once Stolen, (Series), D. N. Bryn

One For All, Lillie Lainoff

On the Edge of Gone, Corinne Duyvis

Origami Striptease, Peggy Munson

Our Bloody Pearl, (Series), D. N. Bryn

Out of My Mind, Sharon M. Draper

P-T:

Parable of the Sower, (Series), Octavia E. Butler

Parable of the Talents, (Series), Octavia E. Butler

Percy Jackson & the Olympians, (series), Rick Riordan

Pomegranate, Helen Elaine Lee

The Prey of Gods, Nicky Drayden

The Pursuit Of..., (Series), Courtney Milan

The Queen's Thief, (Series), Megan Whalen Turner

The Quiet and the Loud, Helena Fox

The Raging Quiet, Sheryl Jordan

The Reanimator's Heart, (Series), Kara Jorgensen

The Remaking of Corbin Wale, Joan Parrish

Roll with It, (Series), Jamie Sumner

Russian Doll, (Series), Cristelle Comby

The Second Mango, (Series), Shira Glassman

Scar of the Bamboo Leaf, Sieni A.M

Shaman, (Series), Noah Gordon

Sick Kids in Love, Hannah Moskowitz

The Silent Boy, Lois Lowry

Six of Crows, (Series) Leigh Bardugo

Sizzle Reel, Carlyn Greenwald

The Spare Man, Mary Robinette Kowal

The Stagsblood Prince, (Series), Gideon E. Wood

Stake Sauce, Arc 1: The Secret Ingredient is Love. No, Really, (Series), RoAnna Sylver

Stars in Your Eyes, Kacen Callender [Expected release: Oct 2023]

The Storm Runner, (Series), J. C. Cervantes

Stronger Still, (Series), D. N. Bryn

Sweetblood, Pete Hautman

Tarnished Are the Stars, Rosiee Thor

The Theft of Sunlight, (Series), Intisar Khanani

Throwaway Girls, Andrea Contos

Top Ten, Katie Cotugno

Torch, Lyn Miller-Lachmann

Treasure, Rebekah Weatherspoon

Turtles All the Way Down, John Green

U-Z:

Unlicensed Delivery, Will Soulsby-McCreath Expected release October 2023

Verona Comics, Jennifer Dugan

Vorkosigan Saga, (Series), Lois McMaster Bujold

We Are the Ants, (Series), Shaun David Hutchinson

The Weight of Our Sky, Hanna Alkaf

Whip, Stir and Serve, Caitlyn Frost and Henry Drake

The Whispering Dark, Kelly Andrew

Wicked Sweet, Chelsea M. Cameron

Wonder, (Series), R. J. Palacio

Wrong to Need You, (Series), Alisha Rai

Ziggy, Stardust and Me, James Brandon

Graphic Novels:

A Quick & Easy Guide to Sex & Disability, (Non-Fiction), A. Andrews

Constellations, Kate Glasheen

Dancing After TEN: a graphic memoir, (memoir) (Non-Fiction), Vivian Chong, Georgia Webber

Everything Is an Emergency: An OCD Story in Words Pictures, (memoir) (Non-Fiction), Jason Adam Katzenstein

Frankie's World: A Graphic Novel, (Series), Aoife Dooley

The Golden Hour, Niki Smith

Nimona, N. D. Stevenson

The Third Person, (memoir) (Non-Fiction), Emma Grove

Magazines and Anthologies:

Artificial Divide, (Anthology), Robert Kingett, Randy Lacey

Beneath Ceaseless Skies #175: Grandmother-nai-Leylit's Cloth of Winds, (Article), R. B. Lemburg

Defying Doomsday, (Anthology), edited by Tsana Dolichva and Holly Kench

Josee, the Tiger and the Fish, (short story) (anthology), Seiko Tanabe

Nothing Without Us, edited by Cait Gordon and Talia C. Johnson

Nothing Without Us Too, edited by Cait Gordon and Talia C. Johnson

Unbroken: 13 Stories Starring Disabled Teens, (Anthology), edited by Marieke Nijkamp

Uncanny #24: Disabled People Destroy Science Fiction, (Anthology), edited by: Elsa Sjunneson-Henry, Dominik Parisien et al.

Uncanny #30: Disabled People Destroy Fantasy, (Anthology), edited by: Nicolette Barischoff, Lisa M. Bradley, Katharine Duckett

We Shall Be Monsters, edited by Derek Newman-Stille

Manga:

Perfect World, (Series), Rie Aruga

The Sky is Blue with a Single Cloud, (Short Stories), Kuniko Tsurita

Non-Fiction:

Academic Ableism: Disability and Higher Education, Jay Timothy Dolmage

A Disability History of the United States, Kim E, Nielsen

The Architecture of Disability: Buildings, Cities, and Landscapes beyond Access, David Gissen

Being Seen: One Deafblind Woman's Fight to End Ableism, Elsa Sjunneson

Black Disability Politics, Sami Schalk

Borderline, Narcissistic, and Schizoid Adaptations: The Pursuit of Love, Admiration, and Safety, Dr. Elinor Greenburg

Brilliant Imperfection: Grappling with Cure, Eli Clare

The Cambridge Companion to Literature and Disability, Barker, Clare and Stuart Murray, editors.

The Capacity Contract: Intellectual Disability and the Question of Citizenship, Stacy Clifford Simplican

Capitalism and Disability, Martha Russel

Care work: Dreaming Disability Justice, Leah Lakshmi Piepzna-Samarasinha

Catatonia, Shutdown and Breakdown in Autism: A Psycho-Ecological Approach, Dr Amitta Shah

The Collected Schizophrenias: Essays, Esme Weijun Wang

Crip Kinship, Shayda Kafai

Crip Up the Kitchen: Tools, Tips and Recipes for the Disabled Cook, Jules Sherred

Culture – Theory – Disability: Encounters between Disability Studies and Cultural Studies, Anne Waldschmidt, Hanjo Berressem, Moritz Ingwersen

Decarcerating Disability: Deinstitutionalization and Prison Abolition, Liat Ben-Moshe

Demystifying Disability: What to Know, What to Say, and How to Be an Ally, Emily Ladau

Dirty River: A Queer Femme of Color Dreaming Her Way Home, Leah Lakshmi Piepzna-Samarasinha

Disability Pride: Dispatches from a Post-ADA World, Ben Mattlin

Disability Visibility: First-Person Stories From the Twenty-First Century, Alice Wong

Disfigured: On Fairy Tales, Disability and Making Space, Amanda Leduc

Every Cripple a Superhero, Christoph Keller

Exile and Pride: Disability, Queerness and Liberation, Eli Clare

Feminist Queer Crip, Alison Kafer

The Future Is Disabled: Prophecies, Love Notes, and Mourning Songs, Leah Lakshmi Piepzna-Samarasinha

Growing Up Disabled in Australia, Carly Findlay

It's Just Nerves: Notes on a Disability, Kelly Davio

The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks, Rebecca Skloot

Language Deprivation & Deaf Mental Health, Neil S. Glickman, Wyatte C. Hall

The Minority Body: A Theory of Disability, Elizabeth Barnes

My Body and Other Crumbling Empires: Lessons for Healing in a World That Is Sick, Lyndsey Medford

No Right to Be Idle: The Invention of Disability, 1840s-1930s, Sarah F. Rose

Nothing About Us Without Us: Disability Oppression and Empowerment, James I. Charlton

The Pedagogy of Pathologization Dis/abled Girls of Color in the School-prison Nexus, Subini Ancy Annamma

Physical Disability in British Romantic Literature, Essaka Joshua

QDA: A Queer Disability Anthology, Raymond Luczak, Editor.

The Right to Maim: Debility, Capacity, Disability, Jasbir K. Puar

Sitting Pretty, (memoir), Rebecca Taussig

Sounds Like Home: Growing Up Black & Deaf in the South, Mary Herring Wright

Surviving and Thriving with an Invisible Chronic Illness: How to Stay Sane and Live One Step Ahead of Your Symptoms, Ilana Jacqueline

The Things We Don't Say: An Anthology of Chronic Illness Truths, Julie Morgenlender

Uncanny Bodies: Superhero Comics and Disability, Scott T. Smith, José Alaniz 

Uncomfortable Labels: My Life as a Gay Autistic Trans Woman, (memoir), Laura Kate Dale

Unmasking Autism, Devon Price

The War on Disabled People: Capitalism, Welfare and the Making of a Human Catastrophe, Ellen Clifford

We've Got This: Essays by Disabled Parents, Eliza Hull

Year of the Tiger: An Activist's Life, (memoir) (essays) Alice Wong

Picture Books:

A Day With No Words, Tiffany Hammond, Kate Cosgrove-

A Friend for Henry, Jenn Bailey, Mika Song

Ali and the Sea Stars, Ali Stroker, Gillian Reid

All Are Welcome, Alexandra Penfold, Suzanne Kaufman

All the Way to the Top, Annette Bay Pimentel, Jennifer Keelan-Chaffins, Nabi Ali

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Random ship doodles~

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Our own

Pairing: Joel Miller x reader

Summary: After spending the day with Tommy and Maria, you can’t help but notice how great Joel is with their baby, and a thought sparks your mind.

Listen I’m not gonna sit here and pretend I proofread this ok? I'm an honest woman. You may forgive me or not, either way, I'm going to sleep. Bye loves

The sun was high in the sky, birds were chirping, a soft breeze was flowing through your hair... and Tommy was taking his goddamn time opening the goddamn door.

"I told you you should have gone to the bathroom when we left" Joel chuckled by your side

"Now's really not the time Jo-"

Your next words got stuck in your throat as the sound of the lock opening caught your attention.

"Hey guys, I'm sorry the bab-"

"don't worry" you immediately stopped him, feeling your bladder about to burst "Could I use your bathroom?"

He did a poor job of concealing his surprise.

"Uh-Yea sure, it's right up there on the-"

You flew past him, only half minding where his finger was pointing.

"left" he mumbled, an amused smile creeping on his lips as he let his gaze travel to his brother

Joel shrugged, a similar grin tugging at his own lips "I told her to go before we went out"

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You walked out of the bathroom feeling like a brand new woman, ready to face whatever life threw at you, which in this case... was following the sound of laughter coming from the backyard.

What appeared on the other side of the window, was a perfect portrait of a happy family.

Tommy and Maria's smiles were brighter than any star in the sky as they watched Eithan, their baby boy, cradled in Joel's arms, looking almost comically small next to his biceps.

And Joel... Joel had a look on his face you had never quite seen. It wasn't just joy, or adoration... there was something in his eyes, in the way his mouth twitched as the baby's small hands reached for his nose, as he caressed his cheek and willed his hands to act as if he were touching porcelain.

You could not put a finger on what it was, but you couldn't either understand what was happening to you.

A warmth had taken over your chest, cheeks... your entire body. And something was fluttering in your belly, it wasn't butterflies no, it was more like- like bunnies, countless little bunnies hopping in your stomach and twisting and turning your insides.

It was perhaps the first time in your life your body had understood something before you could.

A wave brought you back to reality, to life, to the portrait before your eyes.

It was Maria, Maria was waving at you to come out with them, so, of course, you did, begging your legs not to give up on you as the same strange sensation threatened your every step.

"hey" You managed "Sorry for before"

"don't even bother, I'm used to it by now" Tommy huffed out a laugh, nudging Maria by his side

She rolled her eyes dramatically, her mouth betraying her as its edges turned up.

"Ignore him," she said, "please sit, I've been dying to talk to another human being without having to use a baby voice"

You snorted, taking your place next to Joel at the round wooden table.

"That bad huh?"

"God you have no idea..."

Maria went on to talk, about Eithan about... something, but your attention had moved elsewhere by the time she was done with the first sentence.

You watched Joel softly rocking the baby, the smile on his face, the glint in his eyes, and you couldn't help but think

God, how I wish it was our own

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"Are you ok darlin'?"

Joel's voice startled you enough to make you gasp.

You had been in your own head for so long that you hadn't even realized you had walked all the way home.

"yeah, why?"

"you've just been real quiet, 's all"

he shrugged, closing the front door behind him.

"I'm fine- Everything's fine," you said a bit too quickly, walking to the kitchen while purposely avoiding his eyes

The footsteps behind you told you he hadn't taken the hint, and was following you.

"what's going on?"

You reached for a glass and filled it up to the brim only to realize you weren't even a little bit thirsty.

"nothing" you mumbled, setting the glass on the counter and finally meeting his scrutinizing gaze "It's nothing" you shook your head

"sweetheart..." he walked until he stood in front of you "Whatever it is you can tell me, y'know?"

Your mouth opened and closed but no sound had come out.

"I just-" you bit your bottom lip "it's nothing, really, it's stupid"

A soft smirk rose from his lips "Now that I don't believe, nothing stupid has ever come out of that petty mouth" One of his rough fingers went to trace your cupid bow "C'mon now, darlin' what is it?"

"I-" you tried, before retracing immidately "You have to promise not to laugh, or freak out... or do anything that isn't reacting calmly"

He couldn't help the frown creasing his forehead "I promise" he swore nonetheless.

"Ok" you took a small breath.

This wasn't gonna be easy, not with his past, not with everything he had to endure, not with him.

"I-I watched you today with Eithan, and-well-I-" You shut your eyes, unable to take more of his big brown eyes boring into yours

"What, sugar?"

"Well, it- it made me think"

Something flashed behind his eyes

"About what?"

You swallowed the sand in your mouth "About how great of a dad you'd be" you murmured "to our own child"

Now was his turn to be at a loss for words.

He looked at you, so many thoughts, memories, and fears swirling in his mind that he could have fainted, if it wasn't of course, for you, for the expression on your face, for the hope and anxiety painting your every perfect inch.

It was a mess, his brain was a mess, everything was a mess, and yet he'd never felt more sure.

he should have been scared, terrified even, but all he could feel was joy.

"I know it's crazy" you spoke "With what's going on and everything... and I know we already have Ellie in a way... and I know it must be difficult because of what happened to Sarah, and it's completely ok if you don't want to, I understand, really, so please don't feel pressured to-"

"sweetheart"

one word was all it took for him to stop your rambling.

You looked up at him, catching your reflection in the hazel pool of his eyes.

"yes?"

"There is nothing more I'd love in this world than to have a baby with you"

"a-are you sure, b-because as I sai-"

He chuckled, his forehead falling to yours and his hands holding your face.

"darlin'" he paused, a smile on his lips "believe me, I don't think I've ever been more sure of anything in my life"

A breath got caught in your throat as fireworks went off somewhere in your brain.

"Yeah?" was all you could master

"yeah" he laughed, his lips meeting yours in a mess of tears, teeths and laughters "We're gonna have a baby"

[scarygirlsteakhouse]

Drawing requests hmm how about jo x anne maria?

love.. loses??

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Äänestyksen rosmoaminen

No minäpä kerron!

Tässä turnauksessa otetaan käyttöön mekaniikka, jota itse näin käytettävän ensimmäisen kerran @/lesmisshippingshowdown -turnauksessa (mikäli teillä on vahvoja tunteita ranskalaisista neitsyistä, suosittelen vilkaisemaan tuota kilpaa!). Olen saanut heidän pisteytyksestään ja säännöistään paljon innoitusta. Idea on, että äänestämisen lisäksi tumputtajat voivat ostaa suosikilleen lisää äänestysprosentteja fanituotoksilla – eli vaikka toinen ehdokas olisi voitolla, innokas fanikunta voi "varastaa" äänestyksen itselleen olemalla tuottoisa ja intohimoinen. Tässä turnauksessa kutsumme tätä äänestyksen rosmoamiseksi.

Innostuin ajatuksesta heti, sillä oma tavoitteeni näille turnauksille oli tuoda lisää huomiota suomalaisille fandomeille ja plorpoille. Siksi olisi ihanaa, jos turnaus voisi olla osasyyllinen siihen, että suomitumblrin luovat nerot loisivat uutta!

Kysymyksiä ja vastauksia:

Eli miten tämä toimii?

- Äänestykset kestävät viikon. Tuo viikko toimii myös ikkunana, jonka aikana voit postata fanituotoksen, jonka pääosassa on hahmosi ja hänen raukkaparka miukumaukuutensa. Fanituotoskohtaiset pistetaulukot ja tarkemmat säännöt löydät alempaa. Fanituotoksen pitää olla uusi, älä postaa vain kansiota täynnä niitä kaikkia sub bottom surusilmä puppyboy Lammio -kuvia, jotka piirsit vuonna 2017. Tai postaa ne ihmeessä, mutta et saa niillä rosmottua pisteitä. Liitä joko fanituotoksesi tai linkki fanituotokseesi äänestyspostauksen rebloggaukseen. Näin pidämme rosmousprosentit samassa paikassa helposti löydettävissä. Ilmoitan rosmouksesta saadut prosentit rebloggaamalla saman postauksen.

Lisää leikkauksen alla...

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Mikä kaikki lasketaan fanitaiteeksi/fanituotoksiksi?

- Alhaalla olen listannut fanifiktion, fanitaiteen, analyysin, fanivideot, muokatut kuvat, gifit, soittolistat ja runouden. Olen kuitenkin hyvin avoin ja jos haluat lähettää rosmoamistarkoituksessa modernin tanssiteoksen Munamiehen ensimmäisestä kaamosmasennuksesta, otan sen ilomielin vastaan. Skaala on mieletön. Tietenkin pisteytys saattaa tuollaisissa tilanteissa olla lievän mielivaltaista.

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Viikko on tosi lyhyt aika :(

- Totta. Itse sekä fikkarina että ajoittaisena fanitaiteilijana tiedän, että viikko on lyhyt aika ja suosii ikävästi nopeita taiteilijoita. Tällä rajauksella estämme kuitenkin sen, että joku kantaa Uuno Turhapuron maaliviivan yli kirjoittamalla jokaiselle kierrokselle uuden 50000 sanan fikin, jossa häntä mäntätään nekku edellä lattiaan (tosin jos onnistut kirjoittamaan yhden tuollaisen per viikko, Uuno on ansainnut voittonsa). Pidetään siis ainakin aluksi kiinni viikosta, mutta olen valmis pidentämään aikaa tarvittaessa.

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Mutta eikö ole epäreilua, jos muuten häviävä hahmo voittaa fanitaiteen takia?

- Ensinnäkin, koska tämän turnauksen pääpaino on miukumaukuudessa ja fanireaktio on puoli miukumaukuutta, fanitaiteen pisteyttäminen on hyvin perusteltua. Toiseksi, jopa silkassa suosiokisassakin fanien into ja halu tukea omaa rakasta ovat myös suosion mittareita. Kolmanneksi, ostettavat prosentit ovat hyvin pieniä, joten ei näillä koko kisaa käännetä, jos missemässy on muuten kärsimässä rökäletappion. Suurin merkitys rosmoamisilla lienee hyvin täpärissä äänestyksissä.

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Harjoittaako turnausisäntä laadunvalvontaa?

- Kaikki saavat osallistua rosmoukseen taitotasosta riippumatta. Lähtökohtaisesti tärkeintä on, että rosmous toteutetaan taiteella, jonka taiteilija on tehnyt vakavissaan. Mikäli rosmouksesta tulee suosittua, turnausisäntä ei pysty tutkimaan esimerkiksi kaikkia fikkejä läpi, mutta hän luottaa urheiluhenkeen. Varokaa hyvän tahtoni hyväksikäyttöä. Jos julkaisette Mehiläisen elokuvan käsikirjoituksen mukamas syväluotaavana Magnus "Hovimäki" Lindhof -analyysina, minä puren.

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Onko tuotosten oltava suomenkielisiä?

- Ei ole. Mutta jos kirjoitatte ranskaksi runon Maria Kalliosta, minun on pakko käyttää sen lukemiseen konekäännintä.

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Tuleekohan monelle paha mieli, jos maalaa suosikistaan viisitoista taulua, ja silti se putoaa?

- Toivon, että vaikutus on hyvin erilainen: Vaikka sinun suosikkimissesi putosi, hänestä on nyt maalattu viisitoista taulua, joista koko tumblr voi nauttia. Se on ihanaa!

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Pisteytys

Pisteet ovat aina alttiita tapauskohtaiselle muokkaukselle

Fanitarinat

Julkaise tarina (tai uusi luku valmiiseen tarinaan), joka käsittelee ehdokastasi miukumaukuuden kurimuksessa. Tarinan on oltava vähintään raapale eli 100 sanaa.

Miukumaukusi on oltava fikin päähenkilö tai osa pääparitusta ja fikin täytyy olla miukumaukuinen. Sopivia Ao3-henkisiä tägejä olisivat esimerkiksi #Miukumauku Needs a Hug, #Hurt Miukumauku, #Miukumauku Whump, #Hurt/Comfort tai #Angst

Jokaisesta sadasta sanasta ansaitset 0,2% ääntä missellesi. Pisteytän sanamäärän pyöristettynä lähimpään sataan.

Runoutta ei pisteytetä sanamäärän mukaan, katso alempaa.

Jos lisäät fanitarinasi suoraan tumblriin, laita se aina read more -palkin alle.

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Fanitaide

Piirrä ja julkaise kuva, joka käsittelee ehdokastasi miukumaukuuden kurimuksessa.

Kuvassa miukumaukusi on oltava jollain tavalla miukumauku, eli surullinen, säälittävä, loukkaantunut tai muuten vain synkkä sählä.

Ansaitse 0,2% ääntä rajaamattomasta kuvasta, 0,4% ääntä rajatusta mutta värittömästä kuvasta ja 0,6% ääntä väritetystä kuvasta. Pistemääriä voidaan mukauttaa, jos kuvassa on esimerkiksi monta hahmoa tai jos tausta on hyvin yksityiskohtainen.

Esimerkiksi sarjakuvien kohdalla pyritään löytämään välimuoto piirrosten ja fanitarinan välillä.

Mikäli toteutat taiteen erityisen haastavalla tavalla, joka mielestäsi ansaitsisi lisäpisteitä, mainitse siitä linkittäessäsi taide postaukseen.

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Analyysi

Julkaise analyysi, jonka näkökulman kannalta on olennaista, että ehdokkaasi elää miukumaukuuden kurimuksessa. Analyysin on oltava pituudeltaan vähintää 100 sanaa.

Voit puida analyysissasi esimerkiksi missesi traumaattista lapsuutta, huonoja parisuhteita, mielenterveysongelmia tai sitä, miten hän pilaa oman elämänsä.

Ansaitse jokaista 200 sanaa kohden 0,1% ääntä. Mikäli kyse on julkaisukelpoisen esseen tasoisesta tekstistä (teos sisältää lähdeviitteitä, selkeän rakenteen ja perusteltuja väitteitä), ansaitset 100 sanaa kohden 0,2% ääntä.

Mikäli lisäät analyysisi suoraan tumblriin, muista laittaa se read more -palkin alle.

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Fanivideot

Muokkaa ja julkaise fanivideo, joka käsittelee ehdokastasi miukumaukuuden kurimuksessa.

Videossa voi esimerkiksi soida taustalla surullinen kappale tai olet voinut tehdä koosteen otsikolla "Mari Vallas olemassa vettynyt villasukka viisi minuuttia heteroseksuaaliin".

Ansaitse 0,2% ääntä jokaisesta kymmenestä sekunnista.

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Kuvamuokkaukset

Muokkaa ja julkaise kuva tai kuvasarja, joka käsittelee ehdokastasi miukumaukuuden kurimuksessa.

Tämä koskee nimenomaan vakavassa tarkoituksessa muokattuja kuvia, ei meemejä, vaikka niitä onkin hauska tehdä.

Ansaitse 0,1% ääntä jokaisesta kuvasta.

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Gif-animaatiot

Luo, muokkaa ja julkaise gif-animaatio, joka näyttää meille ehdokkaasi miukumaukuuden kurimuksessa, joka toistuu jatkuvana kierteenä, sillä gif alkaa aina alusta.

Voit luoda gif-sarjan jostain miukumaukuisesta kohtauksesta tai liittää miukumaukuasi kuvaaviin hetkiin tuskaisia lainauksia.

Ansaitse 0,5% ääntä jokaisesta gifistä.

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Soittolistat

Luo ja julkaise soittolista, joka käsittelee ehdokastasi miukumaukuuden kurimuksessa, laulun tahtiin. Soittolistassa on oltava vähintään kahdeksan (heh) perusteltua kappaletta.

Kappalevalinnat pitää perustella, jotta soittolistan tekijän syventyminen ja visio tulevat näkyviin. Perustelulla ei ole pituusrajaa ja perusteluksi riittää lyriikan lainaaminen. Laita kappaleiden perustelut mukaan joko rebloggaukseen, jossa linkität soittolistasi, tai erilliseen postaukseen, jonka linkität samalla. Kappalelista on välttämätön varsinkin, jos soittolistasi on maksullisessa palvelussa.

Kaikkien laulujen ei ole pakko olla surkeita, mikäli soittolistan yleinen viilis on terveen miukuinen.

Ansaitse 0,1 ääntä jokaisesta kahdeksasta perustellusta kappaleesta. Kappalemäärä pyöristetään lähimpään kahdeksaan.

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Runot

Raavi sydämesi syövereistä maailman katseiden eteen runo, joka maalaa huteran kuvan missestäsi miukuisen maukuuden kuristuksessa.

Ansaitse 0,2 ääntä jokaisesta runosta. Jos runo on hyvin pitkä tai muuten runsas, saatat saada lisäpisteitä.

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Esimerkkitapaus

Kari Sorjonen ja Niiskuneiti ovat päätyneet vastakkain ja Kari Sorjonen on voitolla prosentein 52,4%/47,6%.

Tumblr-käyttäjä Mässy-Petteri on Niiskuneidin suurin fani, joten hän kirjoittaa tuhatsanaisen fikin, jossa Muumipeikko jättää Niiskuneidin, mutta Muumimamma lohduttaa häntä.

Mässy-Petteri julkaisee fikin Ao3-sivustolla, rebloggaa Kari Sorjonen vs. Niiskuneiti -äänestyksen ja liittää rebloggaukseensa Ao3-linkkinsä.

Mässy-Petteri ansaitsee Niiskuneidille fikillään 2 kokonaista ääntä, jotka varastetaan Kari Sorjoselta. Näin ollen äänitilanne on virallisesti 50,4%/49,6%. Niiskuneidin mahdollisuus voittaa on kasvanut, varsinkin, jos muutkin intoutuvat rosmoamaan... Kunhan Kari Sorjosen fanit eivät ryhdy puolustuskannalle!

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Muut säännöt

Saat julkaista fanituotoksesi millä tahansa sivustolla, kunhan fanituotoksesi on saavutettavissa ilmaiseksi ja ilman erillistä rekisteröitymistä.

Vaikka tavoitteena ovat uudet teokset, pöytälaatikkotaiteen julkaiseminen on suurimmaksi osaksi sallittua, sillä en voi valvoa, milloin taiteilu on suoritettu. Omatuntonne saa toimia mittarina sille, millainen teos on ollut liian pitkälle valmisteltu etukäteen ollakseen reilu rosmous. Toiveeni olisi, että rosmoamista tapahtuisi paljon, ja siksi toivon, ettei sitä tule tarvetta rajoittaa reiluuden varmistamiseksi.

Teoksen on jollain tavalla liityttävä missesi miukumaukuuteen. Tämä on laaja käsite ja voi tarkoittaa hahmoasi kuoleman kielissä tai vaikka terveessä parisuhteessa, jossa hänen kyynelensä kuivataan suudelmin. Yksiselitteisen iloiset tai neutraalit rosmoukset eivät siis käy.

Jos teoksesi käsittelee suolenpätkiä, yksityiskohtaista seksiä, itsetuhoisuutta, seksuaalista väkivaltaa, ihmisryhmään kohdistuvaa vihaa tai muita arkaluontoisiksi luokiteltavia aiheita, niistä on varoitettava asianmukaisesti ja tarvittaessa piilotettava teos esimerkiksi read more -palkin alle. Vaikka mikään ei sano "miu mau" niin kuin ulos tursuava perna, se ei päädy kisaan ilman asianmukaisia varoituksia.

Kaikenlainen rasismi, misogynia, homoviha, transvastaisuus ja muunlainen ihmisryhmiin kohdistuvan vihan levittäminen on kiellettyä niin fanituotoksissa kuin koko turnauksessa.

Tekoälyn käyttö rosmoamisessa on kielletty. Tarkoitus on luoda uutta, eikä ole reilua, jos toiset turvautuvat omaan luovuuteen ja toiset tekoälyyn.

Jos sinulla on kysyttävää, kysy ihmeessä! Jos sinulla on ehdotuksia uusiksi taiteenlajeiksi, ehdota pois! Korvani ja neljäs silmäni ovat apposen avoinna sinua varten.