#Jimmy carr

[panelshowsource]

[emotinalsupportturtle]

my favourite bit of pop culture trivia is that Natalie Holt (composer of the Loki TV soundtrack) threw eggs at Simon Cowell that one time

and she's so proud to hit him not just once but TWICE

bonus: This is the only correct way to respond - propose marriage on the spot (i don't know what I would do if Noel Fielding proposed to me, pass out probably)

[fofi42]

Zumba on Cats Countdown, August 2015

Part 1: Zumba training

[russell-crowe]

[forgotn1]

I love that Danielle is sticking with the running joke that T2 does Sam's taxes. But I have a feeling T2 probably used to do Jimmy Carr's taxes prior and that didn't go well for him.

[cloudberrylane]

[stylesnews]

“Harry was incredibly sweet, he was throwing ladies into the pool.”

[rainbowpopeworld]

Here's the full clip

[transcript:

Sharon Osborne: I’d actually like to compliment you on the size of your feet

David Tennant: It’s the shoes more than my actual feet. But thank you anyway!

Jimmy Carr: I tell you though, Sharon, he’s got a lovely cock, as well.

Everyone: laughter

Jimmy: It’s like a baby’s arm holding an apple.

Jonathan Ross: It’s like the TARDIS- it feels so much bigger once it’s inside you! Not that I’d know!

Everyone: laughter

Jonathan: Not that I’d know! I’m guessing! I’m guessing.

Everyone: laughter ]

[eggsipper]

a sentiment i feel most jon richardson fans agree with.

transcript:

greg: i like a little small guy. i like people that i can sort of just hold, like, aww! *kisses*

jimmy: well you're not that much bigger than jon, are you?

greg: what?

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[lewishamiltonstuff]

I'm binge watching Good Omens 2 at work and I burst into laughter when Gabriel said "It was the best of times, It was the worst of times."

Why? Because I was reminded of Greg Davies' absolute masterpiece of an impression of Chris Eubank 😭😭😭😭

[panelshowsource]

Him and 20,000 accountants scurrying around.

[ravelledsleeve]

[awaywithjay]

In Hbomberguy's new video, before he gets to the James Somerton of it all, he mentions another guy stealing a "so deep in the closet he's in narnia joke" from Jimmy Carr's 2007 comedy special

I'm just here to tell y'all if Jimmy Carr did come up with that joke, it had to have been earlier than 2007. Before I got into online fandoms I used to be ridiculously obsessed with the UK soap opera Emmerdale. One of the first queer relationships I ever saw on tv came from that show. As part of a drag performance, one of the characters says the line "he's so far in the closet he spends half his week in narnia". This episode aired on January 3rd 2006. I sincerely doubt the writer of this episode came up with the joke either, but we can definitely establish that Jimmy Carr didn't come up with it in 2007, as hbomberguy implies.

Here's a link to the Emmerdale clip, starting at 15:56.

[marta-diablo]

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[alexhornefan]

Tim: She saw me in Edinburgh in Alex Horne's show, do you know Alex Horne? Rob: Yeah. Tim: He invented Taskmaster. Rob: I know he did. Tim: Would you go on that? Rob: No. Tim: Why not? Rob: I don't fancy it. Tim: Not comfortable..... Rob: No. I love watching it. Just giving you an honest answer. But I would't want to do it. Tim: I don't actually love watching it. Rob: I don't know why they swear though. Tim: I suppose they're frustrated. Why do you swear? Rob: I don't really. Not in public. I said to Jimmy Carr once 'Why do they swear so much on Taskmaster?' and he said 'Well they have to because otherwise people will realise it's a childrens programme. Tim: Oh my God! Rob: He wasn't saying that in a critical way. Tim: Yes he was. Rob: No, no, he wasn't. Because if you think about it, to me that's a great plus that it's something it's really sharp and funny and edgy and creative and it's a great thing to watch with your kids. Tim: Alex doesn't swear. Rob: Er, no. Tim: No. He doesn't swear on stage. Rob: Good for him. Tim: He's terrible in the pub. Link This bit starts at 31.00