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The Rev. Jerry Falwell
Featuring Rev. Jerry Falwell
Back in 1989, I was a student at Liberty University and in the office of the University president, Rev. Jerry Falwell for violating the school's personal ethics code. I got caught blowing a guy and you know who Rev. Falwell was, you know I was in trouble. Falwell was a so called champion of righteousness, waging a crusade against homosexuality so my time at Liberty was over.
With that being said, I couldn't help but admirer him. Your typical older white male in his late 50s or early 60s. He had greying hair. Not too bad, he had a cute quality to him. And if I was going out, I might as well go big and have some fun with him. I always had a thing for older guys.
I apologized, slowly licked my lips asked, "Is there something I can do to make up for the infraction?"
His face turned red and just shook his head as if there was nothing I could do. I bet he never had a man make a pass at him. His eyes quickly did a once over on me, and bingo. I do believe the good doctor here might have a thing for little ol' me.
We sat there for an awkward minute as he had his internal struggle whether to accept my proposal for sex or not. So I chose to take things to the next level as I got up and walked over to a wall with his accolades. He turned slightly in his chair, not knowing what to do next and I saw his bulge. I had him right where I wanted him I thought as I walked over to a bookcase by his desk and picked up a picture of him and who I assumed was his wife. She seemed like a hard nosed bitch.
"Is this your wife Rev. Falwell," I asked.
"Yes, we've been married for 30 years." He answered. Ah, so he's been debating if he should cheat on his wife with a young piece of ass like me.
"She seems a bit intense, no?" I asked. He chuckled and almost immediately tried to hide it. I struck a nerve. I bet she was a prude with being only for procreating. And definitely no blow-jobs.
"Does she take good care of you, Rev. Falwell?" I gently asked, placing the picture back.
He froze so I took a small step towards him, but his lower lip seem to quiver a bit. As if words were trying to be formed, but my now sexual presence was suffocating him. I took another step forward and fixed his collar of his shirt. I looked into his eyes and whispered, "Rev. Falwell, does she suck your cock every night and morning? Does she make you feel good?"
I slowly shook his head no. I smiled meekly before kneeling in front of him. I licked my lips and said, "Rev. Falwell, I need another chance. Can't you find it in your heart to give me just one more chance."
With his lips still quivering, he nodded yes as I slid my hands up and down his legs. I put on my most sincere face and thanked him while my hands slid up his body and down his legs again. On the next pass I unbuckled his belt so I could undo his pants. I slid them down and was rewarded with a pretty decent cock. It was about 7 inches, thick, veiny and most importantly, hard. I licked from the bottom of his shaft to the tip as he shuddered in pleasure. I took in his musky smell and it felt so erotic. Then I slipped my lips over his manhood and went to work.
Rev. Falwell gripped the arms of his leather chair as I I could feel the veins on his cock as my lips glided up and down. His salty precum hit my tongue and I looked up at him. His glazed over eyes told me everything I needed to know. I had him right where I wanted him.
I continued my oral assault on him as I sucked him off for everything he was worth. He built enough courage to lay a hand on my shoulder and then on my head as my hands slipped under his ass so I could take him deeper. I let his cock hit the back of my throat a couple times to make that sound porn stars make in the videos. I was feeling real slutty as I released his cock from my mouth with a gasp and I jerked him off so I could catch my breathe.
"You're wife doesn't suck your cock like this does she." I asked, looking directly at him. He shook his head no as I slapped his cock against my lips and then my tongue.
Wanting to milk this old bastard and leave him wanting more, I was back to sucking and stroking his thick cock. My head bobbed as his moans got louder and louder. His hands gripped my shoulders as if he wanted me to stop but I wanted it. I wanted his cum. I wanted his satisfaction. He thrusted his hip as he could no longer hold it in anymore. With a last suck, his cock popped out of my mouth for the last time and he shot all over my face as I furiously jerked him off.
His cum sprayed all over my face and I could feel it slowly seep down it. Luckily it looked like he got everything by my eyes. I slowly opened them as I watched him panting as if he'd just ran a marathon. I licked my cum covered lips and tasted him before quickly cleaning all the cum off my face, but didn’t swallow it. Instead I moved quickly up and on top of Jerry until my face was over his. Rev. Falwell opened his mouth to say something and I started French kissing him with my mouth full of the old man’s cum.
Looking into his clear blue eyes, I saw a look of shock. Then he was surprisingly kissing me back. His tongue was every where inside my mouth, angry and as brutal as he could make it. I loved. As I wrapped my tongue around his and sucked, I could feel him swallowing his own cum as he sucked it out of my mouth.
Suddenly I felt his hand grasp my balls. I sucked in air as he tighten his grip on my tender testicles. Then as I started jerking and thrashing from the pain of his iron grip on my balls as we kissed like I had never before kissed someone. I thought he was going to rip my balls off as he squeezed and pulled on them. But a part of me love it.
When we finally broke our embrace, Jerry let go of my balls. And the moment he did that, I undid my pants and jerked them down along with my boxer shorts. My fat dick sprung up and stood straight out from my body. It was so hard it was throbbing. The old man's eyes got big as he looked at my thick dick against his mouth. I didn’t think Rev. Falwell would open his mouth, but then I guess he was so horned up he didn’t know what he was doing. The next thing I knew Rev. Falwell was sucking my dick.
I felt wonderful. But even better to look down at Rev. Jerry Falwell, the fundamentalist preacher who founded the Moral Majority while he had my dick in his mouth. I got so excited that I shot off. He gagged and tried to spit my dick out but I forced my dick in him, and made him swallow the entire load before pulling it out.
Needless to say, I wasn't kicked out of school that day.
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Is the reason places like Madison are building so many apartments because there are conservatives who want to make owning property a voting requirement? And if they build fewer houses or condos, then fewer people can vote against conservatives?
Or am I just paranoid?
#this is what happens when I watch too many videos on christian fundamentalists and the moral majority#also fuck jerry falwell sr#and ronald regan
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Jerry Falwell Jr.
Physique: Average Build Height: 6'3" (1.91 m)
Jerry Lamon Falwell Jr. (born June 17, 1962) is an American attorney, former academic administrator, and evangelical. Starting with his 2007 appointment upon the death of his father, televangelist and conservative activist Jerry Falwell Sr., Falwell served as the president of Liberty University in Lynchburg, Virginia, until resigning in August 2020 amid a sex scandal.
Some would say I want to fuck because I wanted to fuck his father, Jerry Falwell Sr.. And to that, I say your right, but I think he has grown into a fuckable daddy in his own right.
Born in Lynchburg, Virginia, Falwell attended private schools in the Lynchburg area, from where he graduated in 1980. He then attended Liberty University, where he obtained a Bachelor of Arts in history and religious studies in 1984, and the University of Virginia School of Law, where he obtained a Juris Doctor in 1987. From 1987 until 2007, Falwell served in private practice in Virginia and as the lawyer for Liberty University and its related organizations. He joined the Board of Trustees of the university in 2000. From there, he appointed president of Liberty.
Lets see, questionable real estate deals; possible self-dealing efforts to financially benefit members of the Falwell family; online poll manipulation; and visits to Miami nightclubs.
Falwell Jr. is married to Becki Tilley and lives on a farm in Bedford County, Virginia. The couple have three children. Mmm… a sex scandal involving Tilley and a “pool boy,” whom she and Falwell Jr. “met” on vacation in Miami. Rumor has it, besides the admitted “cucking,” there's a high possibility that Junior/pool boy had sexual contact themselves at some point. All this is hot to me because of his father. First, because I wanted to fuck him. Second, because he’s turning in his grave. Now I want to fuck Falwell even more. Now all he needs to do is balloon up like his father and he’d be perfect.
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The Handy-Dandy Exo Intro and FAQ!
27. Married. PCA deacon. My pronouns are uses/bathroom/standing. I am the intersection of BLM Tumblr, Christblr, and the part of Tumblr that criticizes MRAs.
Limited atonement and human sexual dimorphism are beautiful wonderful things.
Scrupulosity, touch starvation, and adolescence are figments of the psychoanalytical imagination.
I block all porn accounts I come across and unabashedly kink-shame.
My anons have anger issues.
When and why did you reject the men’s rights movement? The explanation can be found here.
Suicide-baiting is bad, m'kay? Yes, I know that now. I have apologized for the post you’re talking about, and have removed it.
Do you really think autistic people are perpetual children or think Autism Speaks is a reputable organization? Not anymore, and I haven’t in some time. I have redacted these statements publicly. However, most of my disagreements with other statements made by Temple Grandin and John Elder Robison still stand.
Are you a feminist? Depends largely on the definition. I don’t go about self-identifying as a feminist, but the fact I recognize women are vulnerable, even in rich, western countries, causes other people to see me as one. I stopped caring what people called me a while ago.
Doesn’t your refusal to call yourself a feminist make you as bad as Mpov or SirYouAreBeingMocked refusing to call themselves MRAs? It doesn’t make them “bad,” it makes them look ridiculous. The MRM is a much newer, smaller, and ideologically homogenous movement than feminism, and thus there are still major, definitive tenets it adheres to, all of which Mpov and SirYouAreBeingMocked agree with. The tenets of feminism vary widely by school of thought. I’m not even sure any feminist school of thought would want me in their ranks, while MRAs of all stripes will reblog posts from Mpov and SirYouAreBeingMocked like they’re God-breathed. They should just admit that they’re MRAs, and get on with their lives. It’s not like non-MRAs believe them when they deny being in the movement, anyway.
Why do you police other men’s masculinity? They have a very twisted view of what it means to be a man. They think that leaving scathing reposts towards angry lesbians with stupid haircuts is a good use of their time.
What’s with you and criticizing Israel/Zionism? I find myself under a religious umbrella term that includes those people who consider even the slightest questioning of modern Israel’s place in Biblical prophecy to be an unforgivable sin. Thanks, Jerry Falwell Sr!
Do you believe in replacement theology/supersessionism? These terms are meaningless neologisms invented by Christian apocalypticists in recent centuries to describe anyone who holds a different viewpoint regarding Biblical covenants. The only thing either of these terms has ever meant is “not dispensationalism.”
Which version of the Bible do you generally read? In English, I tend to use the NASB or ESV, depending on the context, as they are both devoted to accuracy in translation. Since I was able to find a bilingual Chinese-English Bible with ESV, that’s the one I use in print, while the NASB is what I use on my phone. For Chinese, I use either the CUV or RCUV (the latter I use in print).
What is your political philosophy? I'm a theonomist.
Are you an advocate for purity culture? The main issue I have with purity culture as it is currently practiced in American evangelicalism is that it expects more from women than from men. If we shamed men who slept around (regardless of their political affiliation) and stigmatized men in revealing clothing, I believe that purity culture can be viable.
Why do you generally refuse to engage SirYouAreBeingMocked? He is not actually interested in truth. He is interested in having a debate.
Why is a doctrine that teaches there are some people who are hellbound a beautiful, wonderful thing? Because the important part of Malachi 1:2-3 is not, “Esau I have hated,” but, “I have loved Jacob.”
I’ve found your account on a different website/know your actual name! And?
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So, genuinely, is Veggie Tales objectively the best contemporary Christian media? I can’t think of anything that tops it (unless we start counting things like the Sistine Chapel)
With all the caveats that “best” is subjective and that I’m an ex-catholic who does a podcast specifically about bad Christian media, so my perspective is very skewed, I think it is??
While a lot of original Veggie Tales programming focused on stories from the Old Testament, a text notorious for archaic restrictions and verses that prop up Christian homophobes today, the actual messages those episodes told were almost always able to be boiled down to a simple message for kids: Don’t tell lies, be kind to everyone, your parents are generally trying to help you etc. The characters fall into easy to understand archetypes, but pretty often even the bad guys are able to be redeemed, which seems very important to stress if you’re trying to teach kids about Christianity?
You can make an argument for Tolkien or CS Lewis being classics of Christian storytelling, but they fall into the same trap that early Christians did when they invented the concept of Satan (Satan’s not real btw, but that’s a different blog): They created antagonists who were utterly unrepentant, totally evil, and motivated only by their own greed. And while there are terrible folks out there in the world, I feel, as a whole Christian media should always allow for the possibility of redemption. It’s kind of their whole thing!
Big Idea Entertainment declared bankruptcy and was eventually absorbed into Dreamworks, and I think some questionable management decisions led to their downfall, but like... Have you seen Phil Vischer on Twitter? Successful Christian media personalities who aren’t virulent racists, homo/transphobes, or just general pieces of shit are rare.
Like most things in America, Evangelical Christianity got weaponized by the Republican Party (Reagan, yes, but also scum like James Dobson, Jim Bakker, and largest public restroom in Virginia Jerry Falwell Sr). It is genuinely difficult to find works of Christian media that don’t contain some sort of weird, anti-government, anti-gay, pro-Dominionist message. Even the Passion of the Christ, the most profitable Christian movie ever, is shot through with Gibson’s antisemitism. That Veggie Tales never even got close to that awful ideology puts it miles above any other contemporary Christian work. (You can make an argument for Prince of Egypt, but I’d say that story belongs more to Judaism as Christianity, and doesn’t really qualify).
#im happy to hear other arguments#but ive got nearly 90 episodes of bible boys under my belt#and let me tell you#the eps with good media are few and far between
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"The true history of Liberty, as I document in the book — through the eyes of Falwell family lieutenants who span the ideological spectrum — has everything to do with electing Republicans and winning culture wars and almost nothing to do with spreading the gospel of Jesus Christ," Alberta, a minister's son, tells Axios.
Bob Jones, Sr. started Bob Jones College for the same reason.
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Visual for one form of DIO in my Digimon Au - Virus of Faith D1/0
I built his form from various televangelists I found on a wikipedia list with some other things for flavor. List of Components under the cut
THE MOUTHS: Kenneth Copeland, Michael Pitts, Joel Osteen, Myles Munroe, Gregory Dickow, Max Lucado
THE EYES: Earl Paulk, Jerry Falwell Sr., David Jeremiah, Andy Stanley
THE ARMS: Michael Youssef, Reinhard Bonnke, T.L. Osborn, Jack Graham
OTHER: The Suit - Jordan Peterson's Heaven and Hell Suit The Neck - Hebridean Sheep The Wings - Turkey Vulture
#my art#my edits#collage#JJBA Digimon Au#Do i even tag this as DIO???#ive never done a collage like this before but i feel like i cooked
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Liberty University, the evangelical Christian university in Lynchburg, Va., agreed to pay a record $14 million fine for breaking federal campus safety laws, the Education Department announced on Tuesday, accusing the school of creating a “culture of silence” that discouraged the reporting of crimes and repeatedly mishandling sexual assaults.
In a 108-page report, the department found particular problems with how the university handled sexual misconduct, including that it had punished several sexual assault victims for violating the student honor code, which prohibits premarital sex, while failing to punish their assailants. As a result, sexual assaults commonly went unreported, the department said.
The report also said Liberty discouraged staff members from sending out emergency notifications, failing to notify students of dangerous events such as campus bomb threats and gas leaks. And it accused the university of aggrandizing itself publicly as one of the safest colleges in the country while maintaining little data on campus crime and providing statistics it could not back up with official records.
The action is the latest blow to the standing of Liberty, which was founded by the conservative pastor and political activist Jerry Falwell Sr. and has grown into one of the country’s most prominent evangelical institutions, with a sprawling campus and an endowment of more than $2 billion. Mr. Falwell’s son, Jerry Falwell Jr., resigned as president in 2020 amid a sex scandal, and was sued by the university for $40 million in damages the next year for various breaches of contract.
“The $14 million fine and other remedial actions imposed in this settlement reflect the serious and longstanding nature of Liberty’s violations, which undermined campus safety for students, faculty and staff,” the department said in a statement.
In a statement posted online, the university acknowledged many of the violations cited by the Education Department over the seven-year period it reviewed, but said the school had been singled out and scrutinized far more aggressively than other institutions.
“While the university maintains that we have repeatedly endured selective and unfair treatment by the department, the university also concurs there were numerous deficiencies that existed in the past,” the statement said. “We acknowledge and regret these past failures and have taken these necessary improvements seriously.”
The department’s review, which began in 2022, came on the heels of a lawsuit in which a total of 22 women joined a lawsuit against Liberty University. Some of the women said they were raped or experienced sexual violence because of negligent policies and a culture that discouraged reporting sexual misconduct.
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Did I ever tell you that my Uncle's father was best buddies with Jerry Falwell Sr?
Jerry was a bootlegger and a conman. Everyone knew that he founded Liberty Baptist to launder his bootlegger money. He didn't even try to make a secret of it. Apparently he drove everywhere like he was running from the cops. All the damage Liberty Baptist did to the world was because this one shitty little liar didn't want to pay a booze tax.
He's the reason my uncle has had a lifelong mistrust of organized religion. Instead he's just the worst kind of hateful Christian all by himself.
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Jerry Falwell Sr. (1933–2007) American Pastor
Falwell was best known for crusading against abortion and homosexuality with a back catalog of homophobic, racist, and misogynistic comments. But if I had a shot with him, think I could have changed him.
What?
According to his own son, Jerry Falwell Jr., he was in a oppressive marriage to a religious prude who didn't allow alcohol and sex for only procreation. So I bet no blowjobs.
I bet one good blowjob would have rocked his world and change his views on everything.
Blowjobs can work miracles. lol
#Jerry Falwell Sr.#Jerry Falwell#televangelist#handsome daddy#husky daddy#daddy#chubby daddy#suited daddy#suit & tie#celebrities#CILF#sitting#religious figures#eye glasses
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I fucking hate when politicians/political types in general are so dead set on using children as a shield against criticism or pawns in their machinations.
Republicans/GOP/conservatives in general have been in bed with abusers since at least the 70's and 80's with people like Bill Gothard and Jerry Falwell (both Sr. and Jr.) and have swept their crimes under the rug for years.
Christofacism and evangelism and fundamentalism are a plague.
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Jerry Falwell
Physique: Stocky Build/Heavyset Height: 6'4" (1.93 m)
Jerry Laymon Falwell Sr. (August 11, 1933 – May 15, 2007) was an American Independent Baptist pastor, televangelist, and conservative activist. He was the founding pastor of the Thomas Road Baptist Church, a megachurch in Lynchburg, Virginia. He founded Lynchburg Christian Academy (Liberty Christian Academy) in 1967, founded Liberty University in 1971, and co-founded the Moral Majority in 1979. The general impression among people who weren't his enthusiastic supporters is that he was a prick; however, he was not involved in the sex or financial scandals that were the downfall of many of his contemporaries including his son, Jerry Falwell Jr..
A tall, silver-haired chub, Falwell is a prime example of not liking someone and lusting after them at the same time. I can’t stand Falwell for his beliefs, but he was hot enough that I still wanted to toss a fuck in him.
Married almost 50 years with three kids until his death in 2007 at the age of 73. According to Jerry Jr., he was in a oppressive marriage to a religious prude who didn’t allow alcohol and sex for only procreation, was the reason Sr. was the way he was. Damn, the pussy must have been good. But she was a prude. So he didn’t get any regularly and he definitely didn’t get any blow jobs.
I bet one good blowjob would have rocked his world and change his views on everything. Blowjobs can work miracles. lol
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Falwell Jr. sues Liberty University, alleging trademark infringement
(RNS) — Jerry Falwell Jr., the former president of Liberty University, is suing the school, arguing administrators are committing trademark infringement by using the late Jerry Falwell Sr.’s likeness without consulting with the family. The lawsuit, which was filed in federal court last week on behalf of Falwell Jr. and the family trust, accuses the school of misappropriating “for itself” the name…
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After Bill Piper (John Piper’s dad) was kicked out of the BJU orbit for defending Billy Graham against Bob Sr.’s rage, he moved over to Jerry Falwell’s orbit. This ad was from the July 1982 edition of Falwell’s Fundamentalist Journal.
Note the sermon, “How to be Miserable Though Saved.”
#Bob Jones University#Archive#Ephemera#Liberty University#Sword of the Lord#Bill Piper#Easley#Jerry Falwell#Rod of God
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