#Jerm speaks

[qwl-in-a-cage]

CUT THE CAMERAS

[1800sexymad]

I am the scary aroace they warned u about.

OoooOoOOoOo I feel complex attraction to my partner ooOOOoOOoOOO we're not just friends

[creature498]

im always like "parasocial relationships are bad and unhealthy!" then i talk about Jerma985 as if we are best friends

[archivesofnostalgia]

and in spite of it all, you’re still my everything.

[curious-gnostic]

BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[evangelina830]

Meet the Bandit!

(RP Blog for them!)

Name: Evan

Age: 23

Weight: 112 lbs

Height: 5’0”

Role: support

Ethnicity: Mexican/American

Origin: California, USA

Primary: Machine pistol

Secondary: RPG

Melee: Bowie Knife

Speed: 95%

HP: 150

Personality:

Despite sneaking around, being apart of their stealing technique, they have a usual very silly personality similar to Scout, except without such a big ego and a try-hard habit for women. They joke around a lot, and sometimes get loud depending on their mood.

Abilities:

Stealing

Trading

Sneaking

Likes:

Piano

Art

Comics

Animals

Making deals/Money

Dislikes:

Tomatoes

Big bodies of water

Backstory: as a baby, they were picked up off the side of the road, but they looked a little strange. Growing up in California, they were raised by a family of one mother, six sisters and one brother, being the third oldest of the group. They wear a human disguise because they are a secret alien shapeshifter exploring earth! (They are actually born from Venus…)

Appearance:

Evan’s brown eye color matches their hair, although Eva’s eyes are a lighter brown.

Both of their hair is the same brown, but a blue and red/pink ombré.

BLU bandit, aka Evan, has somewhat crooked teeth (and find the excuse to wear their scarf more often to hide it. Mostly, to hide their smile). But Eva’s teeth are straighter, being the cloning process. Evan also has rather sharp canines.

Both bandits have beauty marks (moles) in the same spots.

Eva’s skin is slightly darker than Evan’s due to being in the sun more

Red bandit’s hair is a bit straighter, and shorter In the back. Blu bandit’s hair is more wavy

Facts:

both Bandit’s use they/them pronouns.

The BLU Bandit is actually the original, the RED being the true clone. Both bandits often, casually, switch teams because they get along with them better. They only kill their friends on the battlefield. (My headcanon is that the blue team is all clones of the red team, being born into the mindset of war, which is why some mercenaries may be more serious than the RED team.)

A strange fact about Eva, is that during Evan’s cloning, they were recognized as a human, therefor, they are not an alien like the BLU Bandit.

Eva is rather monotone and speaks a lot less than Evan. Although, they are kinder if you get to know them, despite looking angry as a resting face.

Evan has a tortoiseshell cat named Molly, back at home

They shake violently when having caffeine, and since they have anxiety they either get a burst of energy, or get anxious (choosing to ease their nerves by running or dancing), so they ‘aren’t allowed’ to have it, but would do anything to get their hands on coffee cause they love the taste.

Oddly enough, BLU Bandit melts (literally) when they feel a strong emotion (like nervousness, excitement, or extreme pain - so they often melt when they die during battle), but it’s somehow a normal thing to the others. (Melts into a puddle, but always returns in one piece)

Relationships:

Scout: He’s just too much similar to Bandit. They often bicker (usually in a playful way). Though sometimes, they like to talk about comics together.. they have a relationship similar of siblings.

[Bandit calls Scout; Chucklehead (to mock him), Jerms, Jay. Scout calls Bandit; Bandy, four eyes, amigo (to mock them), Copy-cat, Ban-Ban]

Their duo name would be called Comic Twins

Pyro: Bandit and Pyro love to craft together! Even if it’s with the blood and guts of their enemies. Evan is also a good translator to his mumbling.

[Bandit calls Pyro; mumbles, py, señor loco]

Their duo name would be called Gender who? (Lol)

Soldier: These two often play fight like animals, but Bandit teases him more than actually doing something. They bond over their love for raccoons and rockets! Bandit sees him like an uncle or a ‘stupid older brother’.

[Bandit calls Soldier; Solly, Sol, Jay-Dee, soldado, sky man. Solly calls Bandit; Rookie, Rocket pal, cadet, sneaky little thief]

Their duo name would be called Raccoon Rockets

Demoman: they are Very close with him - If Demoman isn’t with Solly, he’s with Bandit or both of them! And Bandit seems to have a little crush.. they exchange platonic kisses sometimes and play piano together, but perhaps it’s a bit more than friendly.

[Bandit calls Demoman; Demo, Guapo, Tav, Dee, Tavish-ing (like ravishing). Demo calls Bandit; Bandy, lad, Bonnie, Bee (to mimic the way they give nicknames), Ev]

Their duo name would be called Piano 4 Hands!

Heavy: Bandit and Heavy have a family like relationship. Like they do to others, bandit likes to mess with him, but he doesn’t react as much as the rest do. So taking that into consideration, Bandit is calmer around him and nicer.

[Bandit calls Heavy; Señor viejo, H, pesado, Hev. Heavy calls Bandit; маленький вор, подлый енот, small Bandit]

Their duo name would be called Sticks and stones

Engineer: The last thing this Engineer needs is for a sneaky thief to steal parts of his machines! He gets frustrated with them sometimes, but they’ve got a silly thing going on. Bandit sees Engi like an uncle, and he sees them like an annoying little nephew.

[Bandit calls Engi; ingeniero, Engi, Dell pepper, robot man. Engi calls Bandit; Bandy, little thief, Ban, sneaky trash panda]

Their duo name would be called Astronomical Smarts

Sniper: While sniper studies aliens, it doesn’t help that he works with one, though he doesn’t know for sure (even though he’s correct). Bandit knows of this, since Sniper sometimes tries to call them out, but they ignore it, protecting their secret, by playing it off as a joke. Besides that all, they’re quite good friends.

[Bandit calls Sniper; Monday, francotirador, Snipes, Em, Vanny, hombre sucio. Sniper calls Bandit; Bandy, crook, Space-man, sneaky critter]

Their duo name would be called Alien Exploration

Medic: The Medic may be the only one Bandit is afraid of, just a little. Half of their interactions are passive-aggressive. Though, on some occasions they get along relatively well, and like to talk about silly things.

[Bandit calls Medic; Doctor, El, Doctor L, lewd-wig (to immaturely mock his wild behavior, and name). Medic calls Bandit; hinterhältiger Dieb, kleine Ratte]

Their duo name would be called Anxiety diagnosis

Spy: Their favorite thing to do is talk about romance and banter about how more sneaky one is. And sometimes, they secretly gossip to one another…

[Bandit calls Spy; Spy-der, French fry, espiar, Señor, hombre cangrejo. Spy calls Bandit; petit voleur, Monsieur?, Thief, raton laveur sournois]

Their duo name would be called sneaky Romanticists

Pauling: Bandit has always admired Miss Pauling, and even hates when Scout flirts with her. Not because of jealously or anything of the like, but because they’re aware there’s a much better method to charming a woman like her and it’s almost offensive how he always fails (LOL). The two are friends that don’t interact so often, but bandit respects her

[Bandit calls Pauling; Señora, Pauli, señorita violeta, Señora P.]

Their duo name would be called Cat-Eye lenses!

[joonie7007]

Starting new game :3 Jerme-

Ight calm down..

DAMN THOUGHT MY COMPUTER GLITCHING-

Bro couldn’t let me speak

IMMA ‘STAY HERE’ CUZ I AINT GONNA DIE LIKE THOSE YT PPL IN HORROR MOVIES TF

EWWWW JUST GIVE ME MY MAILL MANE AHHH

AWWW GET THIS MGK LOOKIN AHH “MAN BUN LOOOK” HAS BRO HEARD KILLSHOT 🗣️🗣️‼️

Bro better be taking good angles cuz if I start lookin like dis in the pictures imma start swinging

Anyways I’m having too much fun rn :3 (also the music- shiii yeehaw mfs)

[regretevator-confessions]

i head canon MR followers have something against jermbo (since retro beams jerm when they enter the elevator) and i believe jermbo were the one who trapped MR inside of the rock, halting his terror due to MR creating a distressing number of problems in their timeline, which jermbo had to get involved in.

Speaking of jerm, i believe she has one blood relative, buck, as they created him to heed their heritage. They as well have an adoptive sister, Retro. Ever since it managed to trap MR's form inside of a rock, He became more distant from their sister as she joined a cult in MR's name and has a permanent grudge against now jermbo.

I aswell believe jermbo also has a following, as the creator of the regretevator. This has not been outspoken quite yet and is shrouded in mystery to the public eye, only his most devoted followers are aware of his true intentions and prowess.

anyways, trumpet noises

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[idisblogofrandomness]

super epic and cool regretevator oc

their name is idi. she uses any pronouns. yes they use neopronouns

uhhh yea they have a rare chance of being saved from jeremy's domain and they are addicted to jerm pop

i was supposed to write this down on the sheet but note that they speak like they're in a shakespere play and uses very big words (unless its for comedic effects)

[angelfoodscake]

QUICK guys which one is better

jermspeak , jerms speaks , or jerms speak

[rebooted-handeemen-askblog]

Hey Jeremy who's joey?

"Just another puppe-"

I heard my name?

"Speak of the devil, and he shall appear! 'Sup, Joey."

EYYYYYYY, JERM!!!

"EYYYYY!!!"

"Anyways, yeah, Joey is another one of the Handeemen- Apperently, they weren't made by uncle Owen, though! So.. that's fun?-"

-Jeremy & Joey

[qwl-in-a-cage]

Angst aside, he is so adorable and so darling to me.

[1800sexymad]

I love my brainwifehusband!$!_($!_!_(_!_($!$)!_)_!

-hermes

[darkmaga-returns]

Anthony Levatino is a former obstetrician-gynecologist (OBGYN) who performed over 1,200 abortions and now speaks out against it.

Perhaps it’s because I have a child, but this conversation cut very close to the bone.

Some folks argue that unborn babies are not babies, but this is both a stupid and convenient argument to make themselves feel better and to shift the responsibility onto others, so they feel less guilty about their sexual behaviour.

Don’t want to fall pregnant?

Close your legs or don’t have unprotected sex during those few very important days in the middle of the month.

Anthony explains what happens during an abortion and why he no longer supports it.

[curious-gnostic]

ughhh when we get sick jerm is more prominent i think and he's making me more scared of jumpscares so half of my fnaf rewatch is missed hiding my face in fear