#Jellybean bitty

[wr-n]

Found his body under the bed, got him some breakfast to make up for it :)

Seems he likes sushi, too ^^

[baylardian-1]

when y-

when your babygirl relapses into a hyperevolved lizard girl and youre seeing her for the first time

Hehe little collaby with @baylardian-1 I cleaned her sketches, and lined the results. She will be doing the colours later and I bet they'll look a treat.

[satorhime]

trouble comes twice ࿐ gojo satoru x female reader. satoru falls ill with a case of baby fever after seeing his baby girl dressed up as him.

content . ᕀ gojo and reader are parents [ referred to as ‘dada’ & ‘mama’ ], brief mention of pregnancy, emotional!gojo, sweet fluff with slightly suggestive dialogue at the end. 

“dada- dada, look at me!” 

your daughter screeches out, announcing her arrival with the bright and melodic babble of a mischievous child. she stands on her tippy toes, her fingers covering your own as she helps you twist the knob and open the door to satoru’s office. 

even now, he forgets that he’s a father, until he is reminded in the most wonderful way. sometimes, your five-year-old will beg to wake satoru up two hours before he has to go to work just so they can play with her dolls together, or she’ll step all over his toes as she squeezes in between him and the kitchen counter while the three of you cook dinner together or like right now, crashing towards him with all the subtlety of a carpet bomb of cursed energy— so eager to show off her costume that her feet accidentally stumble over your heels. 

dressed up as a miniature version of him. 

his lips curve into an instant grin, pressing the button on the screen of the phone tucked between his ear and shoulder to end his current call.  the sound of the higher up scolding him cutting off sharp and abrupt makes his grin widen. they can wait, but his baby girl cannot. twisting in his chair, he catches his daughter just as she collides against him with an audible oof. 

“did we interrupt an important call?” you greet him, a soft smile on your glossy lips as you walk around the large desk satoru is seated at. you pat a hand to his knee before leaning against the edge of his desk. “sorry, i tried to get her to wait.” 

“you kiddin’? nothing’s more important than my two best girls,” he says, tugging at the bottom edge of his blindfold to drag it down, his expression playful as he watches his daughter copy him. she hurriedly removes her own blindfold, a tiny scrap of cloth covering her summer blue eyes. 

“so who are you?” he teases her, twitching one milky brow at the bouncing toddler in front of him. “where’s princess? did a curse finally eat my snotty kid?”  

“i’m the strongest!” your daughter chirps excitedly, crisscrossing two baby fingers to mimic his domain summon. 

your bitty sprout is so precious with her tiny white curls, tied into two space buns and her black blindfold that she scratches at with the back of her fist. not to mention, the bottom half of her cherub face is covered by the high collar of the jacket she’s wearing, identical to gojo’s standard uniform and the result of you staying up all night at your sewing machine, shredding one of his spares into a costume for your daughter. 

looking at her like this, she really is a tinier, stickier version of gojo satoru. 

“the strongest, huh? look at that, you’re already my favorite child. megumi would never offer to take my place so i can retire early.” 

“satoru…” you start, shaking your head in half-hearted exasperation. “when she picks up your sass and uses it against you, i’ll be the first to say “i told you so.’” 

“worried you’ll be outnumbered, mama?” he shoots the words at you, flashing a smile that amusement drizzles from like sweet icing. 

you roll your eyes, and then he turns back to his daughter, reaching down to effortlessly gather her against his broad chest before he pulls gently at one of her fat cheeks, nuzzling her close. “how come you chose to dress up as me, jellybean? it’s not october.” 

“i’m going to a costume party for keigo and haru,” she explains excitedly, her little face brightening at the mention of suguru’s sons. “but mama couldn’t find scarlet witch costume.” 

“oh, ouch,” he whines dramatically, placing a hand over his heart and pretending to be wounded by her open honesty. “wound me some more.” 

“dada, you’re so dramatic,” she giggles at him, and though satoru’s genetics may have overpowered your own for the most part, the roll of her eyes is a trait she learned directly from you. 

“second place is a serious injury, little princess. i should go see if shoko’s awake to make sure i’m not dying-”

“i wanted to dress up as dada because he’s a hero, like avengers,” she cuts him off, so perceptive and honest. your daughter latches on to the collar of his jacket so she can pull his head closer and plant him a slobbery mwah! on his cheek, and if you see gojo’s eyes mist over, glassy ocean blue from tears, you don’t comment on it. 

“down, please,” she requests, grunting and wriggling until he sets her down on the floor with a wobbly chuckle. unaware that her father’s expression has glazed over, his mind spiraling from her words. 

gojo satoru doesn’t even shed tears at funerals, but right now? his eyes flicker to you desperately, and you soften like clouds, nodding silently. 

“sweet pea, the party starts at 3:30 so you have plenty of time to show megumi-nii your costume, why don’t you?” you suggest, giving your boyfriend a moment to discreetly wipe the wet away from his cheeks. sure, he’s seen his students grow into formidable sorcerers that he is infinitely proud of and sure, he may have gotten choked up once or twice while snapping memories of megumi’s important milestones— like his middle school graduation, and that one time he didn’t insult gojo loudly when he picked him up from class in front of his peers— but this…? this overwhelms him, the kind of love he feels right now.

this love… this love is so different, something he’s never experienced before. it’s unlike quick flings brought home from bars, trying to lift the weight off his shoulders for a couple of hours with a pretty face. it’s unlike the near religious idolization from his clan, smothering him with their expectations and obsessive admiration. it’s whole and pure— it’s his family, his true one. it’s you and your baby girl driving away his loneliness like sunlight chases down bad dreams. 

“okay, mama!” she agrees, nodding.

“but go directly to his room. remember where it is?” 

“i remember!” 

“i’ll be right behind you after i talk to your da. don’t annoy megumi-nii too much, ‘kay?” you turn around, opening the door to let your daughter out of satoru’s office and into the long corridor where you watch as she waddles in the direction to megumi’s room. when you can no longer see her, you step back into the office and shut the door before turning to look at your boyfriend. “she’s so excited to go to this party. it’s supposed to be superhero-themed and she wanted to dress up as wanda maximoff, but- are you still crying?” 

satoru barely remembers moving so quick, reaching out to hook one of his strong arms around your waist to pull you into his lap sideways.. he barely remembers cupping your cheeks into his big palms as if you’re his most precious thing, a goddess that carved out a piece of heaven for him to hold here on earth. your body is rounded and soft, a comfort to him when his emotions get the best of him. his eyes, pale blue like the northern glaciers, flicker over your face— to your expression that is more than concerned, and your lips that are parting to ask if he’s okay, and then, he’s kissing you—

you gasp, but your initial surprise melts into love, like a piece of chocolate held between your fingertips for too long, because you know what came over him now. you feel it too sometimes, when you see him bonding with your baby girl. it’s sweet, the way he spells words into those kisses— gratitude, affection, and something a little more primal that you can’t place. 

god, he knows you can feel his tears, saltine as they slip traitorously down his cheeks to pool in between the cracks of your joined lips.

when he pulls away a little, you wipe his wet cheeks with your thumbs, your heart tender from the aches until he ruins the moment by whispering four words against your lips that make your big doe eyes widen to full moons. 

“i want another one.” 

huh.

“are you crazy?” you whisper-shout, laying a fist against his chest to keep him from moving closer and indulging him in another kiss. before jellybean was born, having a child together had not been in either of your wishlists for the future, but two pale pink lines gleaming on your bathroom counter five years ago had changed everything and now, you couldn’t imagine life without her. 

but another one? 

“don’t tell me you’re getting baby fever just because she dressed up as you.” 

satoru doesn’t know what has come over him. he never wanted to have children of his own anyway. it was one of those stubborn pacts he made with himself when he was young and flippant. but seeing his baby girl dressed up as him— calling him a hero above all of his faults and failures— is making him want an entire litter with you, a dream team.

“she said i was a hero. i need to hear that from at least one more little me.” 

“we’re not having another baby just to feed your ego, satoru,” you shake your head. “i mean it so stop giving me that look!” 

“what look?”

“that look, the one that tells me you want to bend me over your desk right now,” you huff, “i have a party to go to.” 

“but she was so cute in her little costume, wasn’t she? we make cute kids, i told you that the first time you let me-” 

“i should have left you at dinner that night.” 

“but you didn’t,” he says, grinning toothily, his long, pale fingers sneaking under the hem of your shirt to tease at soft skin underneath. he’s got you already, and he knows it. “just like you ain’t gonna leave this office without another baby in you.”

꒰ LOLLYNOTE ꒱: waaaah, i hope you enjoyed this lil piece ! this was a bit selfshippy and totally self indulgent but i hope you love it anyways <3 thank you to @sleepygetou for letting me use her darling babie ocs keigo & haru too 🥹

[pedge-page]

Imagine baby Sarah arguing with Joel in whatever language she speaks excepting Joel to be hurt from her gibberish

Joel Dealing with SARAH - Language Barrier

- - - -

"RaRa seshu. Beet Dada."

Sarah goes into a fit of wiggling in Joel's arms as he hoists her to the front door.

I don't know what that means but youre putting your shoes on. Right. Now."

He sets her on her butt, but the little brat starts speed crawling away. He snags her foot and drags her back, grabbing her first sparked pair of little bitty bedazzled pink tennis shoes and cramming it on her foot.

"No!"

"Yes!"

Et--nooo!" She shouts louder, trying all her might to get the first shoe off.

"Yess!" He yanks the ties tight so she can't rip it off so soon.

"Ef fee nogos! Noo! Let RARA!" She shouts, yanking her foot from his hand yet again.

"RaRa baba yaya nothin till she gets her shoes on," he notes, quickly trying to grab the other shoe. She manages to drag the first one half off by the heel, but Joel catches it and forces it back on much go her chagrin.

"Dada boof dooey!" She shrieks with an angry growl.

Joel would have tuned it out had you not shouted from the kitchen "Sarah! Don't call daddy a big dummy! Not nice!"

Joel gasps "Ya big meanie!"

"YA bee NENE!" She mimics.

She sticks her tongue out at him and he does the same back at her.

She groans, arching her back on the floor to try to get Joel's hands off her.

Sarah keeps squirming out of his grasps and trying to rip her left shoe off. Joel has the other shoe in his mouth, laces hanging from is teeth as both hands try to grasp the wiggling worm of his daughter.

There's so much raucus fron the entryway you end breakfast early to see the fuss.

With a bagel half out your mouth, you brush by Joel and Sarah wresting one another by the shoe rack. One look at the situation and you almost would laugh were it not for the wad of cream cheese you don't want to lose.

You kneel down, rip off the shoe wedged on Sarah's foot and then snatch the one hanging out Joel's lips.

"Hey!" He's about to protest how long it took weld that one shoe on already but you droop both heels in front of his eyes--and cross the positions so that her LEFT shoe is lined with her LEFT foot, and RIGHT shoe on the RIGHT.

"Oh"

You rub his affectionately like a silly puppy. "Perr boof dooey," you giggle with the bread and smear on your tongue.

"Bye mama!" She waves cheerfully and does a little playful finger gun at you.

You finger gun her back with a wink and wave before letting the door close.

Sarah looks back at Joel, who's still coming to terms with how little attention he paid to putting the wrong shoes on her feet uncomfortably. "Dada boof dooey." She folds her arms and scowls at him.

"Just remember who bought these shoes."

"Mama" she clarifies.

He sits back on his haunches. "So you can understand English ya just don't speak it. Fine. Put ya own shoes on then girlie."

Sarah shrugs and carefully slips her feet into the correct shoe with no fuss. She then dangles her toes in his face.

"Dada --" she swirls her fingers together in a loop to indicate a tie, a scheming grin on her face

"Mmmhm. That's called a tie. And the word I'm lookin for is 'please'"

"Dada die peas!"

He growls, knowing full well she knows the difference in her words.

"Fine. RaRa no Love DaDa. I go bye bye." He fakes a sniffle, gets up and walks past her towards the front door.

Sarah panics and grabs his ankle "NO! DADDY!" Her eyes quickly well up, so much guilt building inside her overwhelming the senses. Her little arm is outstretched towards Joel, face scrunching up and ready to turn into a siren of crying.

"Gimme hug, jellybean," he says calmly, hoisting her into his arms and she sobs and hugs him. "Better?"

She nods and wipes her nose on his shirt.

"Can we put our shoes on now?"

She nods again, this time sitting patiently still as Joel spends the next 10 minutes untying and retying her tiny laces that his big fat fingers can't seem to loop properly.

-

Eventually Sarah does get creative and starts making up her own slang words that have no direct English translation, but fully getting away with saying things to Joel while he just goes about his business thinking it's jibberish.

It is, but she doesn't know it.

[chiprewington]

hold up, i gotta know now. perry sneaked chip into a playground? :eye:

SOMEONE TOOK MY BAIT HAHAHAHA

But yes! This was prior to them being a relationship, but in the middle of them having... something akin to a friendship. Chip, being himself, is always gonna be reluctant with the idea of having a new "friend". Especially considering Perry's a toon, but in this specific instance he's already come around to respecting em. Starting to keep em more in his office and out of eir disguise instead of sending em off to do menial labor around the building.

It all started in the middle of some conversation, expert multitasking on display while he continued his usual duties, a back and forth about the differences between money making in Suitopia and Cog Nation vs Toontown. Of course, Chip would never understand Toons. What do you mean you get currency just by playing games on a trolley? Selling the fish you catch makes sense, or perhaps even winning races, but how does playing Mini Golf work in that regard? Instead of stocks, you can plant jellybeans and grow flowers? Ridiculous. He could never understand.

Then Perry mentions the Gumball Machine. There's this whole separate "Gumball" currency that lets you get boosters. Hello? Boosters that magically enhance the output you get? He'd be skeptical if not for the fact toons don't already make a lot of sense. Next thing you know he's curious enough to want in on this after learning of specifically the merit boosters, and Perry's willing to give him a portion of eir gumballs to mess around with.

The only question is, how do you safely bring a 11ft 7in chainsaw-faced cog into toon territory without everyone immediately panicking?

Easy.

Sheet ghost.

And you'd be surprised to know this actually Genuinely worked. It was funny enough, so no one noticed a thing. Come maintenance hour on a fateful Merit Monday, Chip was dragged into Acorn Acres to check the Gumball Machine for boosters of his liking. Gets himself a Cogbucks booster and a General Merits Booster.

New problem. People are asking about him. What's his deal? Why's he so tall? Why doesn't he talk? He's just a big bear toon. He doesn't talk and hides under a sheet because he's shy. Oh, what's his name? Chip- He's staring. Chip, uh... G...rumblenose.

He's still staring. He doesn't look very happy with that.

But the good news is that everyone else happily accepts that. He is now known as "Chip Grumblenose" much to his very painful dismay.

Once retreated back to Cut to the Chase, he'll sell off all the lumber he's been holding onto and profits hit a record high. Of course, no one in the company has to know that. No one has to see the fact he's made double, it's just magically all there. ...He just pockets half of it and acts like he got the standard amount.

...Of course, he can't ignore the fact Perry just helped him discover a new way to make a mean profit, and uses this newfound wealth to buy a little itty bitty something for em as thanks. Mentions it to Perry and ey're wholly expecting something small and simple. Ey don't mind that nor were ey actually expecting anything in exchange.

Instead, Chip buys em a motorboat.

Ey cannot recover.

Much like how Mr. Revvington can't recover from the fact he's now getting weekly cattlelogs out of nowhere, all directed towards a Mr. Grumblenose.

[kittyball23]

Nicknames Poppy and Branch would give to their child?

Cupcake

Bitty-Boo

Peanut

Buddy

Bubba

Cutie

Jellybean

Sugarcookie

Angelbaby

Kiddo (you guys probably already know this is my personal favorite lol)

To name a few! 😁

[mozart-the-meerkitten]

Leeli has FINALLY had her kittens!

There are at least* six. All are TINY wiggly charcoal kittens. Yep, all of them, six tiny black kittens with their white mama, they're an interracial family. xD

All of them seem to be healthy and Leeli is doing well! She started having them at about 7am and kept on until about 10:45ish. Never in my WILDEST dreams did I think she would have more than two live kittens after what she'd been through, and now she has six adorable little fluffy jellybeans curled up next to her, all alive and nursing and squeaky.

*she might still have one more to go, I feel another kittenish lump in her. Maraly waited two hours between her 4th and 5th kittens though, and this happens sometimes, so I'm not worried.

Maraly helped me midwife! I had her locked up at first, because she was upsetting Leeli, but I finally let her out while Leeli was distracted with kitten 3 and Maraly EAGERLY helped with the last three babies. She jumped right in and helped clean them!

The kittens are already purring and I- 😭💜💜

There are two extra small ones, but I think those are 5 and 6 so they should start to bulk up soon.

Leeli chose a nice box with a blanket in it for her nest (we specifically made it for the girls so I'm glad one of them used it) and it's right in our living room. She let me be right there and help her just like Maraly did, and she was also grateful I was there. I had to take off work today to be here, but it was very, very worth it.

Pictures of Leeli's tiny black babies (they look more Bengal-y than most of Maraly's, apparently the genes are strong) and Maraly being helpful

The first wee charcoal

*Maraly's brain* CLEAN THE BABY CLEAN THE BABY!

Maraly: this baby will be clean and that is THREAT

so many tiny babies ;-; <3 <3

truly an itty bitty kitty <3 <3

Once again, kittens won't have names until they're at least a month old and we know they'll all make it! I'll try and keep you updated on both litters (11 kittens!! it's like in ye olden days of my childhood! xD)

[skyward-floored]

He’s peaking

Idk I’m sending you good vibes by sending you pics of my kitty (and yeah he is loosing his scrunkle 😢 he’s growing up)

Awww he’s poking his little head out 🥺 he’s so funny, I love your cat so much <3

So sad when they lose their skrunkle :( but they’re still so cute even when they’re bigger. I like them a lot when they’re still itty bitty jellybean sized myself

[riallasheng]

Since I posted the comic link, I just wanted to share what is one of my all time favorite moments in ANY comic

Every time I read / see this, it makes me laugh out loud

So I just wanted to share

In quick set-up explination:

The Astrans (the best telekinetic tutued jellybean aliens in the verse) had a very short war with Earth at the very start of the Century 21 run. They showed up a few more times, always having fantastic stories when they did, and this was no exception

Two rebel Astran scientists managed to create a shrink ray which was used first on an Astran craft that Steve was one, and then managed to shrink basically several Astran warships.

The now shrunk Astran ships, which I always call the minifleet decides to head to the planet the scientists are on. NORMALLY this would work perfectly and the story would be about the itty bitty heroes trying to battle the scientists and work with the gear while TINY

instead...

the final panel just cracks me up every time

And THAT stops THAT invasion!!

and the way that you just have 'whatthefuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu' vibes POURING off the now trapped minifleet despite there being no dialogue

[babii-demi-demon]

Petnames:

💮Pupcake

💮Itty Bitty Bat

💮Buzzy Bee

💮Batty Baby

💮Bunny Bean

💮Baby Bear

💮Cuddlebug

💮Fauna

💮Pupsicle

💮Little Paws

💮Jellybean

💮Bunnii

💮Kitten

💮Kittii

💮Pancake

💮Pet

💮Petal

💮Pumpkin

💮Wolfling

💮Panda

💮Button

💮Cupcake

💮Baby Bat

💮Little Fae

💮Fawn

💮Hunnibunni

💮Mushii

💮Mushiiberry

💮Babiigirl

💮Princess

💮Peachii

💮Babii

💮Iubi

💮Iubichey

💮Tikno chey

💮Love bug

💮Sweetpea

💮Sweets

💮Tootiipatootii

💮Tootsie

💮Strawberry shortcake

💮Peaches and cream

💮Littles

💮Little one

💮Sweet one

💮Sweet girl

💮Precious

[wr-n]

Ayo, what??? Where did it put the body???

If I find a loose bitty somewhere....

[moonspower]

“ you’re my favorite ‘teacher’ at school!”

✨ @moralpuppet spiritually, vi feels like he's orel's cool aunt.

❝Orel, Seeing you always brightens my day, even if they send you to me for, uh. Not-so-okay-with-the-school-system things.❞ Virote sat opposite of Orel at his desk in the confines of his little-bitty office, reaching into a drawer for a plastic bag of candies, clearing some folders before pouring out a few for Orel to pick through. Strawberry chews, apple jelly capsules, peach lollipops, and boxes of jellybeans. As long as Orel didn't eat it during class, he was free to take whatever he wanted back home to enjoy.

He hadn't heard Clay bitching and moaning at him in a few days, so Virote felt relieved to not have Orel's father on his ass like usual—they didn't like each other and the contempt between them was thick enough to get cut with a chainsaw. Forget the knife.

❝You behave the rest of the day, alright? I want you to be your best, you know.❞

[helianthusaster]

I got tagged in a thing! I'm starting a new post tho because it was getting really long oops

tag game: pick stuff from your room and have people vote on which one they want to take home.

I was tagged by @dewprisms !

I don't really have a room that's mine rn so I'll just go with things that used to be in my room lmao

As for tagging people- anyone else who wants to do this should, it's fun seeing what kind of Neat Stuff™ people have lmao

[angelbittyabuse]

Do you think a Jellybean would make a good cat toy? It can't hurt the cat, but it would make amusing noises while the cat batted it around.

Hmm I would have say, you never know, maybe superglue its teeth so it won’t bite neither, but I’m really against glue for a cat toy, could end up being dangerous for the cat. Better just knock out the teeth, and it will end up harmless. I read about humans eating jellybean so it should be non-toxic for the cat as well!

For a better effect, you can put the jellybean inside a clear hamsterball for the cat to play with! And it will last longer too. Or hang it at the end of a thread or an elastic but if you do so, please, stay near to prevent the cat from getting tangled in the thread.

Wonder if you could force the jellybean to swallow a little bell for the cute noise effect.

Please be cautious. Jellybeans are okay, but some bittys aren’t edible and we don’t want our cat having an upset tummy. Venomous lamias and corrupted nightmare bittys are a big no-no for exemple. Also, always cook the bittys before giving them to the cat if you’re not sure where the futur food had been hanging. Could have some germs from the trashcans on it. Yuk!

[ratfingies]

Some really interesting color combos in Theo’s enormous accidental litter...

[heather-and-fran]

The sound of knocking made Fran pause, her two tendrils still inside her bitty whores, Pastel and Berry. The shadow glided over to the door, ignoring their whines, and opened it. She is greeted by a familiar white cat-like creature she calls Kitten.

Kitty handed the box to Fran. She takes a peak inside to find a Sugarfloss/Licorice hybrid at the bottom.

"I forgive you. Thank you for the gift, Kitten." The box is then levitated up and in the house. "You may go now." Kitten nods and immediately floats away.

"I'm sorry that its not in top shape, b-but it only broke its hands!" Fran lets out a chuckle. How this creature of light sees a creature of darkness such as herself as a friend is unknown to her till this day.

Fran closes the door to find Pastel slapping Berry and is just outright treating the hybrid poorly. 'Maybe...just maybe...' The shadow thought as she continues to observe the two.