#Jaylene Cook

[preciouspatriots]

they broke the game two curse!!!!

[cinamun]

I can't say I blame him honestly, at least he re-thunk his approach. He really is a smitten man who wants to be close to his girl. As for Lucia, the only thing really holding her back is access to her sneaky link.... but there's a hotel for that. And since Jaylen is constantly texting her about people he's thinking about dating, Lucia really thinks the benefits of Wayne moving in far outweigh the risks.

Its the 2nd time its popped up. At least its not a marriage proposal? Really tho, why not? She's got one more task before she moves to the last leg of this aspiration. Might as well wake up to the D and have someone else cook and clean up for a change.

[miralunawritez]

Tucks hair behind ear

pookie can we get a Jaylen x fem reader dating headcanons

ofc stinker 😈😘

Jaylen x Fem!Reader dating hcs!

this the only pic we got of this mf so far so bear with me

This man is 100% a stoner, 24/7 high. He probably tries to not smoke around you though (unless you smoke too)

If you smoke you guys have daily smoke sessions

Calls you girl, bae, and babe

"Wasgood bae?" "Yeah girl" "Alright babe"

Knows how to braid, constantly braiding your hair

Matching pajama pants 24/7

You guys definitely stay up all night listening to music and vibing

Hands are always on your waist in public

This man is so good at cooking, kissing, cuddling, literally everything

You guys listen to a lot of reggae, rock, and pop together

Takes you to vacay island a lot, mainly because he likes the vibe there but also because he likes the sight of you in a bathing suit

He can play electric guitar, he plays it a lot for you

You guys share everything, food, drinks, etc.

Doesnt take you on a lot of dates since both of y'all prefer to stay home, but when he does it's mainly to Velvet and Veneers concerts and vacay island

Buys you a bunch of stupid stuff that he thinks is funny

He also buys you jewelry and clothes that match his

[swiftsmlb]

dating jaylen brown includes!

warnings: jealousy! smut!

the two of you met when you got hired to be the celtics reporter

it started off as best friends. but one night, when the celtics were out celebrating. jaylen kissed you, and confessed how much he liked you.

and of course you liked him back.

the two of you are the cutest couple.

jaylen LOVES to show you off. but you also try and keep your relationship private.

always calls you princess.

now he gets jealous so easily.

like…. you don’t wanna make him jealous.

it’s not in a toxic way, no! never.

you’re just so beautiful. jaylen knows when lingering eyes are on you. or flirty comments.

strong arms would wrap around your shorter frame. if he feels like someone else is flirting with you.

jealousy sex!!!

that man just loves you so fuckin much

your the most important person in his life.

the height difference is adorable.

cheek kisses from you.

getting on your tippy toes to kiss him!

matching shirts.

and matching jordans!!!

sex with him is the best….

he treats you so good!

after game sex. pre game sex.

make up sex.

he doesn’t really like hickies. but….. he loves giving you them.

spoils you.

“i’ll buy that for your princess.”

the both of you cook together.

being with one another almost 24/7.

trust >>

loves when you dress up. but also loves it when you dress down.

finds it hot when you wear his clothes.

you both love one another so much!!

[galaxywrites]

More incorrect quotes with my little genderbent MK series I'm working on. :>

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Jeanie (fem! Johnny), looking through her clothes: Has anyone seen my top?

Kuixiang (fem! Kuai Liang): Kiyoko is in the kitchen.

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Hanae (fem! Hanzo): Is there a cactus where your heart should be?

Kiyoko (fem! Kenshi), sipping coffee: What crawled up your ass this morning?

Kuixiang, walking in: Hey

Kiyoko: Hm.. nevermind.

Hanae: OHMYGODNO

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Tomoe (fem! Takeda): Well, remember when Jiā Yǐng made a romantic dinner for me?

Frost: Tomoe, she microwaved you a pizza.

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Jiā Yǐng (fem! Kung Jin): I am decayed. My lungs are full of thorns and mildew. My bones are held together by vines. I am fragile. Be gentle with my corpse.

Tomoe: Get out of bed, you're going to the meeting whether you like it or not.

Jiā Yǐng : I REFUSE.

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Carter (male! Cassie): Do you think different paints have different tastes?

Jiā Yǐng: They do.

Tomoe: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?

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Frost: What’s your favorite color?

Carter: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature.

Frost: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP?

Carter : My favorite color is pink.

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Jaylen (male! Jacqui): Kinda gay to make a wanted poster... Why do you want that man? So you can hold him?

Frost: Yeah. Hold him accountable.

Jaylen: Hold him accountable for stealing your heart?

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Carter: Astrology is fun because i can pretend that all of my behaviors are just a result of being a Gemini and not symptoms of mental illness.

Jiā Yǐng: Being a Gemini is a mental illness. That’s not hate it’s just a fact.

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Tomoe: Did you bring Jiā Yǐng ?

Frost, gesturing to Carter : No, but I brought the next best thing.

Tomoe: Carter ? The next best thing would be Jaylen.

Carter : I would be offended, but Jaylen is freakishly strong.

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Jiā Yǐng : I can do anything I put my mind to. I once figured out Jaylen's phone number just by choosing random numbers.

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Carter : When I met you I thought you were a real bitch.

Jiā Yǐng : What changed your mind?

Carter : Oh, I still think you’re a bitch, I’ve just grown to like that about you.

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Cyrax, texting Sektor: Who are you? Someone changed all my contact names.

Sektor: What did they change my name to?

Cyrax: Batman.

Sektor: Don't change it back.

Cyrax: But who the fuck are you?

Sektor: I'm Batman.

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Sektor: What are you drinking?

Cyrax: Vodka.

Sektor: Straight?

Cyrax: No, gay. Why?

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Cyrax: You look mentally ill.

Sektor: I am. Let’s go.

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Kiyoko: Can I have some?

Hanae, mouth full of cheesecake: It's really spicy, you wouldn't like it.

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Kiyoko: If we lose, you’re out of the will.

Hanae: I was in the will?

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Kuixiang: Are you ready to commit?

Hanae: Like, a crime or a relationship?

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Kuixiang: Where's the most romantic spot for a first kiss? Wrong answers only.

Hanae: Dueling grounds.

Kuixiang: I said wrong answers only.

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Kiyoko: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.

Jeanie: This is a lie.

Jeanie: I'm literally dating her. This is a lie.

Jeanie: SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.

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Jeanie: I'm not gay, but you look hot today.

Kiyoko: We're literally dating.

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Jiā Yǐng: Do you think if skeletons were real, "Boner" would be a slur for them?"

Kung Lán (f! Kung Lao): ... Jiā Yǐng, I have wonderful news regarding the realness of skeletons.

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Kung Lán: Don’t worry, I have a permit.

Jiā Yǐng: ...This just says “I can do what I want”.

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Kung Lán: Like, no offense to myself and all, but what the fuck am I actually doing?

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Kung Lán: Is it just me or is instant ramen even better uncooked?

Lú Kang: It’s just you.

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Lú Kang: If all your friends jumped off a bridge wou-

Kung Lán: Probably.

Lú Kang: I didn't finish.

Kung Lán: Probably.

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Sektor: If karma doesn't hit you, I fucking will.

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Raiden: Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my actions.

[fruitbasketball]

nba playoffs recap 5/21

ecf game 1

the boston smelltics are victorious once more. which is hilarious, because they choked in this exact same position last year. and then choked in the finals the year BEFORE that. so imma say celtics in 6, but i want everyone to take that with several grains of salt and also i want everyone to know that i nearly puked typing that out.

jayson tatum grabs 12 boards and scores 36 points and he is STILL NOT EVEN THE MVP OF THAT STUPID GREEN TEAM. jaylen brown!! go somewhere else bro!! hits a 3 pointer to tie the game and sent it to OT, where they effectively COOK indy.

one thing i want to note about indy - obviously hali is an up and coming face of the league, siakam is a former all star. but looking at box, you wouldn’t know that. any member of the indiana pacers can cook any night. they play a very even team game which makes them pretty fuckin hard to guard tbh.

you know who prolly ISN’T hard to guard bro? al whoreford at the 3 point line. you tell ME why you shot 12 threes in a ecf game when you shoot 4 on the season. and jayson tatum… lemme shit on you some more. you had the same 3pfg as your center. let that sink in. you DISGUST me.

derrick white, you’re already bald, i’ll leave you alone. just please ask tatum to use your scalp for some self reflection. jesus fucking christ. cannot believe i have to watch this stupid green team for at least four more games.

[jasesims]

The Rhodes Legacy, Chapter Seventeen

The next day, Cliff and Jaylen decide to throw an Engagement Dinner to announce their big news to family and friends.

While Jaylen changed outfits, Cliff invited the party guests by phone.

And while Cliff changed clothes, Jaylen set the table for dinner.

Cliff decided to cook a grand fish dinner to go with a new bottle of wine.

But the first attempt didn't go well. (I swear this stove or lot are cursed anytime the oven is used.)

Besides the oven mishap, the Engagement Dinner was a success, and everyone was thrilled about the Cliff and Jaylen's engagement.

Cliff asked Ken to be his Sim of Honor for the ceremony. After all, they've been best friends since college.

And of course, Jaylen asked his sister, Chelsea, to be his Sim of Honor at the wedding.

Cliff and Jaylen both decided that Chelsea's husband, Salvatore, would be the perfect Wedding Officiant.

They only needed a Flower Pal and Ring Bearer. So, Jaylen called his co-workers and neighbors, Spencer and Erika Nichols, who luckily had twin kids.

[dear-space-cadet]

about me :3

lucky or lev | she/he/they | 22

priv twitter: levucky

fandom twitter: 777silvers

ao3: lvcky

epic games: luckylev6720

aromantic-spec and asexual-spec, genderfluid, jewish, ocd + adhd

✱☻✱☻✱☻✱☻✱☻✱☻✱☻✱

interests

nba, fortnite, pikmin bloom, scott pilgrim, smiling friends, sanrio, fnaf, succession

my fave nbas

dario šarić(!!!!!) (my special interest), joel embiid, cam johnson & mikal bridges, jaylen brown, jdub & jwill, robert covington, tj mcconnell, giannis antetokounmpo, tyrese haliburton, shake milton

former fandoms

franz ferdinand (band) (my former special interest), daft punk, warrior cats

hobbies

journaling

writing

gym

cooking

etc

cats

rabbits

art history

fashion & style

jewelry

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takes

pro-rpf

PRO TRANS, quite radically feminist

pro-palestine; anti-zionist

leftist with some non-liberal opinions

sports are queer, sports are feminine, sports are culture

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reminders and DNIs

mutuals: 18+ preferred

followers: 16+ preferred

(I don’t often post nsfw and if I ever do it’ll be tagged)

DNI if you're any of the bigotries, anti-rpf, etc. just look at what i said above and if you disagree on a personal level do not follow bc this is MY mind palace and i make the rules

ask to follow before you request my priv twt!

screenshots are usually allowed, just ask me before posting

I last used tumblr regularly in 2014-2015, I might not understand the modern etiquette of the site so bear with me. I’m kind of an oldhead

there is a lot wrong with me <3

some masterposts:

Franz Ferdinand Masterpost

[fantasy-football-draft-chxc]

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[sporadiceagleheart]

You won't have to cry no more but it's alright to cry because God's gonna wipe all of your tears away Jesus is there for us in our lives and I feel like I don't want to cry but after making this edit for Maite Y. Rodriguez and other Angels up in heaven I want to hold on to my tears God's gonna wipe all of my tears away I won't have to cry no more I don't want to cry no more I won't have to cry no more it's making me sad

Rest in heavenly peace to Maite Yuleana Rodriguez, Charlotte Helen “Char” Bacon, Kelly Ann Prosser, Lilly Garcia, Kaliyah King, Taliyah Frazier, Abigail Hernandez, Sara Fay Rivazfar, Isabella Sara “Bella” Tennant, Josephine Grace Gay, Uziyah Sergio Garcia, Tess Marie Mata, Alexandria "Lexi" Rubio, Annabell Guadalupe Rodriguez, Alithia Haven Ramirez, Rojelio Torres, Agnes “Agi” Barsi Lidle, Maria Agnes Virovacz Barsi, Jacklyn Jaylen “Jackie” Cazares, Makenna Lee “Kenna” Elrod Seiler, Judith Barsi, Rachel Joy Scott, Chelsea Lynne Diehl, Ava Jordan Wood, Olivia Pratt Korbel, Elizabeth Shelley, Sara Sharif, Charlotte Figi, Charlotte Louise Dunn, Alyssa Miriam Alhadeff, Ava Martin White, Saffie-Rose Brenda Roussos, Lily Peters, Hana St. Juliana, CeCe,Bella,Shan'Ann&Nico, Jersey Dianne Bridgeman, Aubreigh Wyatt, Adriana Dukic, Catherine Hubbard, Josephine Gay, Kali Cook, 4-Year-Old Catherine, Maranda Gail Mathis, Amerie Jo Garza, Eliahna Torres, Layla Salazar, Jayce Carmelo Luevanos, Jailah Nicole Silguero, Barna Barsi, Acacia Surridge-Hill, I made this sad moment edit to honor those names including Maite Rodriguez it broke my heart when I thought alot about it and I just made the edit it's something that will make you feel like crying it's gonna be alright if you cry God is always watching over you Jesus can help us sunday while I was at church I kept thinking about this one edit and I went to the bathroom and I said to myself that it was going to be alright that I will make that edit this is that edit right here right now rest in peace to those Angels who are resting in heaven now

[miralunawritez]

Jaylen x veneer head canons please 👀

okay thats new but i like it

Veneer x Jaylen dating hcs!

they r both so fine

They met at Velvet and Veneers concert when Veneer locked eyes with Jaylen, instantly feeling a connection. He's seen a lot of people but something felt different about Jaylen.

Veneer found Jaylen on instagram with the help of a few connections and messaged him, they instantly hit it off.

They started to hang out, getting closer and closer. It was obvious they were both falling for each other.

Veneer invites Jaylen backstage after every show so he can see him and admire him as he talks about the concert.

Once they started dating they became inseparable, they are always with each other.

Matching clothes 24/7

Jaylen doesnt smoke around Veneer, hes worried that Veneer wont support it

Veneer is clingy so they are always cuddling and watching movies

Jaylen wears the pants in the relationship for sure, he cooks, cleans, makes sure Veneer is doing good, 100% more manly than Veneer

Overall though, they are healthy and cute, its hard to write for them because Jaylen looks like he would be a straight 6'5 dreadhead stoner that wears matching hello kitty pajama pants with his 4'11 latina gf

[preciouspatriots]

i need jaylen to keep cooking bc i’m getting stressT

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[kakfightingring]

Week 16 Recap

Round 2 Recap

The Six vs. Use Your Hand - From wire to wire, the Six had been the most dominant team in the WHL this season. They topped 140 points an astonishing 5 times and only dipped below 100 twice. Meanwhile Use Your Hand stumbled into the playoffs losing 3 of 4, including a putrid 44 point effort to end the regular season. But the playoffs are a whole new ballgame and coach Zand's squad seemed ready to burst through a wall like the Kool-Aid man.

Inspired by their coach's unique outfit choices, RBs Kyren Williams and Aaron Jones both topped 100 yards while Isiah Pacheco added a TD. For the Six, the stars that brought them this far let them down at key moments. Stefon Diggs (5/29) produced his 5th stinker in the last 6 games, and Alvin Kamara (19/16/0) and Sam LaPorta (3/18) both put up their worst games of the season. After winning the title in 2021, this is now the 2nd straight year that the Six have earned a bye and then lost their first playoff game, leaving coach Desai with nothing else to do but drive home in his McLaren.

Kak Fighting Ring vs. McCaffreystein's Monster - The Kak Fighting Ring were led this season by a dominant group of skill position players, and it seemed like the same would be true in round 2 as Chris Olave (9/123) and Mike Evans (7/86/2) both came up with huge games. But the running game completely abandoned coach Kakkanad as Cook and Etienne combined for just 82 yards. On the other side, coach Haque shook up the league with his late-season acquisition of Christian McCaffrey. After sneaking into the playoffs, the Monsters blasted cheetalive in round 1. This week they were able to overcome crucial injuries to Jordan Addison and Jaylen Waddle by relying on the strong, strong legs of Young Hoe Koo. Koo's 5 FGs inspired coach Haque to remix one of his old team names. Now they enter the Ricky Bowl as One Old Trick & One Young Hoe.

Consolation Bracket Update

You've a heard of a hat trick, but coach Maghamfar pulled off the rarely seen Turd Trick in round 1, beating the Turdburners for the 3rd time this season. The party continued this week as the Tricks made sure there were no bluemonkeyballs left anywhere in the Senate. In his post-game presser, coach Maghamfar was informed of the recent name change by coach Haque's squad. A tear gently rolled down his cheek as he remembered the last time his Tricks had made a Ricky Bowl appearance way back in 2010.

[nflespn]

Week 15 Takeaways: Jaylen Waddle, James Cook shine + Dak Prescott struggles | Happy Hour (FULL SHOW) https://nflespn.net/videos/week-15-takeaways-jaylen-waddle-james-cook-shine-dak-prescott-struggles-happy-hour-full-show/?utm_source=ReviveOldPost&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=ReviveOldPost

[alltimefail-sims]

Elliot Ramos & Jaylen Harris

For @slothseasims "Love is Blind" Challenge!

Your best friend and the worst Tinder date you've ever had can actually be the same person, and sometimes you sign up to be on reality dating shows together.

more info under the cut ↓

**Elliot is the one on the left, Jaylen the one on the right.

I imagine the two actually connected over their shared love of art (and the fact that they found each other physically attractive, obviously) but they realized pretty quickly that their personalities and individual lifestyles weren't compatible for dating, lol. Both Elliot and Jaylen live in San Myshuno (Jaylen lives uptown and Elliot lives in the arts quarter).

Now onto a boatload of info on them as individuals:

Identifies as: they/he (comfortable with either), bisexual

Age: young adult, 26 y.o.

In-game traits (& aspiration): adventurous, goofball, clumsy. Soulmate aspiration.

Occupation: Barista, but wants to go back to school and finish the degree in art they started straight out of high school (just to say he finished college really, and to make more money on his freelance artwork).

Background: Elliot grew up in Del Sol Valley with his mom, dad, and two younger sisters (19 and 23). They come from a pretty traditional family and have been coined as the "black sheep" by all the older family members. Fortunately, despite the differences, they are still close with their mom and dad (even though his parents sometimes feel inclined to give unsolicited opinions, which causes some strain). His sisters are extremely important to him, and their opinion actually matters - if his sisters don't like you, the relationship probably won't work out. Elliot has always been a daredevil, curious and sometimes very impulsive (sometimes quite careless...and clumsy, too). For instance, they were struck by lightning while climbing a tree at 12 years old to get a "better look at the storm" (he still has the scar along his chest and collarbone) and at 15 years old they broke their nose by following through on a dare at school (and that's why it's noticeably a little crooked even to this day). Every tattoo they have has a meaning, but was ultimately gotten on impulse and his nipples are pierced but they don't always wear the jewelry (he forgets - yes he's had to get them re-pierced before due to this). They don't live in most places for long and don't like being locked into an apartment for more than 6 months at a time, so they don't have a lot of material possessions (nor would he choose to sit still indoors for long enough to enjoy an excess of material possessions). He has a history of being a bit hot-headed when it comes to social issues or asshole people: he is not afraid of confrontation.

Likes (and turn-ons): Has an appreciation for pretty much all shades and colors as he's an artist. Loves food trucks and food stalls - the more authentic and obscure, the better. Could literally eat his mom's tres leches cake every day (he has a sweet tooth). Enjoys alternative music (favorite band is Paramore) but also secretly loves K-Pop. Favorite holiday is Halloween. Loves going to local art shows and independent galleries as opposed to large museums (he would say museums are full of stolen shit anyway). Loves singing but is not a great singer (he just loves to goof off and make people laugh). Loves all animals and would definitely pet a stray. Likes people who are non-judgmental and open-minded; cares very little about physical appearance so long as they're kind and can keep up with his quick-paced lifestyle and lively conversation. (Although he is a sucker for beautiful eyes). Enjoys hiking, rock climbing, skiing/snowboarding/ice skating/dancing, pretty much any "fun" physical activity. Loves being complimented/doted over, loves intentional people who are straightforward with their feelings. Loves and craves physical touch and enjoys showering those he loves with words of affirmation.

Dislikes (and turn-offs): As much as he enjoys eating... he is a terrible cook, so he hates cooking and baking. They hate when their grandma drags them to bingo (but goes because they're a nice grandson and the old ladies think they're "a real cutie.") Dislikes classical music, EDM, and country (especially bluegrass). Black Friday. Rigid workouts. Most vegetables. Church services. Movie theater dates (you can't even talk to each other, what's the point?) and long movies in general. Having to dress up (especially if he has to wear a tie). Fantasy games/RP stuff/tabletop games (doesn't have the attention span/doesn't like staying still for long periods of time). Morning people. Materialistic people. People who don't tip well or yell at workers in the service industry. Rigid, structured people (they make him feel anxious).

What they want out of this experiment: Elliot is very bad at dating and very bad at being an adult in general because they think most things (bills, chores, expensive weddings, societal expectations and cues, reproducing, etc.) are bullshit. They are tired of feeling like dating is a job and like marriage is just a contractual business arrangement and want to find their forever adventure partner (who hopefully doesn't want kids. He's flexible, but Elliot kind of always imagined himself as the cool uncle instead of a dad). But, if he doesn't, he's honestly just happy to do this for the experience.

Identifies as: he/him, bisexual

Age: adult, 30 y.o.

In-game traits (and aspiration): athletic, outgoing, art lover. Successful lineage aspiration.

Occupation: Licensed Therapist (long term goal is to get his doctorate so he can be a psychologist).

Background: Jaylen grew up in Copperdale and was raised by his grandparents (on his dad's side). He is an only child and knows very little about his biological mom or extended family. Despite some hiccups early on, he had a really great childhood and was an especially good student and dedicated athlete. His last serious relationship was when he was 25; he was engaged to his college sweetheart, but the relationship fell through before they could get married (they just realized they had very different long-term goals). He recently obtained his masters in psychology (focus in counseling). He's dated on and off, but no connection has really been worth pursuing.

Likes (and turn-ons): Favorite color is either navy blue or forest green. Favorite food is philly cheesesteaks (he generally eats pretty healthy, but cheesesteaks taste nostalgic and remind him of going to football games with his grandpa). Favorite "holiday" would probably be new years eve because it's low stress and the possibility that comes with another new year is comforting and inspiring. Loves dressing up fancy, loves surprising his partner with gifts, flowers, etc. Loves music with a good beat - pop, rap, rnb. Loves classical art (Dutch golden age, renaissance), but has an appreciation for all art styles. Jaylen has a soft spot for sensitive, compassionate people who will remind him to slow down every now and again. Loves working out, cooking, relaxing at the end of a long day with a good book or television sitcom (The Good Place, Abott Elementary, The Office, Parks and Rec, Always Sunny, etc.). Likes things to be clean and organized, although it isn't a deal breaker if someone is a little messy (so long as they aren't careless/a slob/have bad manners). Loves it when his partner smells good (not in a weird way, it's just an "extra mile" thing he really notices) and is attracted to a great smile/infectious laugh. Loves kids and wants to have kids of his own!

Dislikes (and turn-offs): He hates loud music and overly-packed environments (clubs, tight concert venues, etc.). He can't really vibe with overly gloomy or pessimistic people and music (metal, most alternative). He also dislikes country music. Hates attention seekers and people who always make the conversation about them. Hates wishy-washy/indecisive people. Can't stand adults who "hate children" and make that a personality trait. Couldn't be with someone who constantly puts his interests down/belittles his intelligence because he's athletic (happens more than you'd think). Hates when people act immaturely or are obsessed with social media/what others think of them. Can't be with someone who is a slob or someone who needs to constantly be "going" (his job is important to him, and whoever he is with needs to be okay with consistency). He's pretty open-minded about physical appearance, so long as the person is confident and not always fishing for approval/praise.

What he wants out of this experiment: Jaylen likes to get down to business when it comes to conversations - he is very good at small talk, and finds joking/flirting fun, but he's looking for someone who takes their time together seriously. He needs someone who can match his intensity and his ambitious attitude, and he's hoping to make a lifelong connection through this process. If he doesn't find someone, he'd be pretty discouraged as he's ready to get married and start a family. He's not here to play games!

***Perhaps a silly detail, but the headers are their handwriting. Just think handwriting shows a lot about a person akdjaskdjasd okay that's all I got, shutting up now ❤️.