#Jaylene Cook
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sarah-kings · 2 months ago
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Me: Realism isn't my drawing preference and if I DO paint it it's usually only traditionally
Also me: *animates in a realism style on my laptop*
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preciouspatriots · 9 months ago
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they broke the game two curse!!!!
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cinamun · 6 months ago
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I can't say I blame him honestly, at least he re-thunk his approach. He really is a smitten man who wants to be close to his girl. As for Lucia, the only thing really holding her back is access to her sneaky link.... but there's a hotel for that. And since Jaylen is constantly texting her about people he's thinking about dating, Lucia really thinks the benefits of Wayne moving in far outweigh the risks.
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Its the 2nd time its popped up. At least its not a marriage proposal? Really tho, why not? She's got one more task before she moves to the last leg of this aspiration. Might as well wake up to the D and have someone else cook and clean up for a change.
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swiftsmlb · 9 months ago
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dating jaylen brown includes!
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warnings: jealousy! smut!
the two of you met when you got hired to be the celtics reporter
it started off as best friends. but one night, when the celtics were out celebrating. jaylen kissed you, and confessed how much he liked you.
and of course you liked him back.
the two of you are the cutest couple.
jaylen LOVES to show you off. but you also try and keep your relationship private.
always calls you princess.
now he gets jealous so easily.
like…. you don’t wanna make him jealous.
it’s not in a toxic way, no! never.
you’re just so beautiful. jaylen knows when lingering eyes are on you. or flirty comments.
strong arms would wrap around your shorter frame. if he feels like someone else is flirting with you.
jealousy sex!!!
that man just loves you so fuckin much
your the most important person in his life.
the height difference is adorable.
cheek kisses from you.
getting on your tippy toes to kiss him!
matching shirts.
and matching jordans!!!
sex with him is the best….
he treats you so good!
after game sex. pre game sex.
make up sex.
he doesn’t really like hickies. but….. he loves giving you them.
spoils you.
“i’ll buy that for your princess.”
the both of you cook together.
being with one another almost 24/7.
trust >>
loves when you dress up. but also loves it when you dress down.
finds it hot when you wear his clothes.
you both love one another so much!!
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realtapiocafan · 1 month ago
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NFL Tiers
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@cazluvsu and @chasedeys did one, so i wanted to do one (and didn't want to do the stuff i actually should do lol)
it gets longggg
omg it's my team!
BENGALS (!!!): what it sounds like. they're my pookies <3. the team i hyperventilate over and has already shaved a few years off my life. ja'marr chase, my fav, an icon. won the fucking triple crown, opoy idc idc! joe! my mf qb and i'll defend him with my life. teeeeeee! god it's gonna kill me if the fo manages to fumble him. and trey! the lone bright spot in our defense, ahh, he tried his best! chase brown! heal fast and hopefully we grab another rb to split the workload. yoshi! great year for him, hopefully he keeps on improving! mims <3 <3 <3 and orlando! bright spots for the o-line! i think karras also had a really good year (just need to work on our guards...) jordan battle... i'm really sorry, but i cannot forgot that dropped defensive td. it's funny in hindsight, but i think my watch sent me a few warnings over my heartbeat at that time. i really hope cam bounce back next year! he was on an upward trend at the final five-game win streak! there's more that i'm forgetting, but i should probably stop here lol.
i'm so very fond of you
Vikings: oh Justin, genuinely pains my heart that minnesota sports team seem to have a curse upon them. justin deserves a playoff win! also never will i ever shut up about jjmarr and their specific brand of insanity. i really enjoy tell us with metullus and their defensive cellies were 🔥. camryn bynum copying the australian break dancer was gold. special mentions: white chicks, camp rock, parent trap, and high school musical! i also love watching jordan addison! hopefully jj mccarthy works out for them Lions: i love so many people! ah amon-ra! i loved his upside down celebration so much. sonic and knuckles, the nickname is so cute, i can't get over it. i love love love the dynamic of both people being Very Good at their positions, but Choosing to stay together on the same team (cough cough jayson tatum and jaylen brown). helplessly fond of jamo lol. the touchdown celebration was deserving of a fine, but like. it was hilarious. also dj reader! oh and i'm insanely jealous that they like. randomly picked up jake bates from the xfl who is turning to be one of the best kickers in the nfl. i was really sad when aidan hutchinson got hurt. hopefully next year, they'll have better injury luck. Commanders: jayden, jayden, jayden! oh, rookie of the fucking century. he will come back next year, i believe deep in my heart! and the moment that terry realized they won the bucs game, ahhhh, that was sooo sweet. finally experienced some postseason success after Decades of Torture. also i'll never be able to think of frankie luvu without That Moment. Bills: 0-4 in sbs and 0-4 against the chiefs, ah, the Curse narrative pulls me in. also my brother's a bills fan. josh deserves a SB idc idc. love james cook (even if i think he should cut his hair, i've seen so many defenders try to take him down by pulling on it). kincaid, it was not on you and you! will! bounce! back! i also root heavily for keon coleman! yet another louisiana boy! and i will forever root for damar!
your storylines intrigue me...
Texans: ooh cj! if you've been following my tags, you know i'm completely obsessed with jayden/cj (and jayden/cj/bryce) and IE shit. he seems worse than the clips i saw of last year, but how much of that is on the o-line and the horrific wr injuries? i want to see him bounce back next year! and poor tank dell. prayers 🙏. i think stefon's a free agent? it'd be interesting if he stays or. not. i also love nico! hopefully next year all the wrs will stay healthy! great to see joe mix thriving! and derek stingley ahhh! i really hope we see him and ja'marr interacting in the pro bowl! Panthers: ooh bryce! that video of him turning around before the td was caught, like steph curry's look-away threes -i loved that so fucking much. also as said above, this trio of cali qbs has my hearttt. the Narrative that when cj loses, bryce wins... oh that. the angst potential. and omg, xavier legette. he did an interview with a european reporter who def had no clue what xavier was talking about. ah, his thick southern accent <3. i also saw a video where he skinned a squirrel to eat it (yes you read that right) and like. what. Jaguars: go BTJ! been obsessed with their head coach debacle, hopefully it works out for liam coen lol. also duval is objectively an awesome chant Giants: go Malik! i do hope they find a qb... Ravens: divisional rival but alas i do find their players intriguing 😔. lamar <3. so fucking good which is. unfortunate when we play them. but fun to watch against other teams. watching derrick henry run never gets old! he just never! ever! goes down! which also, fuck this division -four of the opoy candidates (lamar, derrick, joe, and ja'marr) are from the afc north. i'm getting pulled into marlon humphrey's twitter. if there was anyone who could give ja'marr a run for his money as 'chiefs greatest hater', it would be marlon. also kyle <3. also very funny. who else... ooh zay! best wishes for a speedy recovery! Cowboys: really CeeDee is too pretty for that franchise. i suppose i also like micah too (is this a safe space to admit that i like ceedee/micah?)
I have history with you
Packers: dad's a fan and rants about christian watson's drops. i made a birthday card with a packers helmet one year 🙂. i'm also a fan of Weight of the Franchise narratives, and honestly it has to be hard for Jordan Love, with the legacy of Brett Favre and Aaron Rodgers (both of whom I Hate for different reasons but were. objectively. good at football). and Josh Jacobs 😤. very unpopular opinion probably and i'm probably evil for this but jaire griddying in front of justin... sparked some thoughts in me ngl... Niners: mom's a fan and I like fred. also i feel soooo bad for them this year. like it wasn't just injuries and whatever tf that campbell thing was, but some players lost CHILDREN. a player got fucking shot. a year from hell fr. Falcons: in fifth grade we had to choose a football team for -actually i forgot why. learning more about different states i think, being like. 10. i wanted the dolphins, got the falcons instead. i remember watching the falcons-patriots superbowl and when the falcons choked, well 🙃. i have a weird relationship with the falcons bc of that. i do think their socmed team is funny as hell. also jessie! keep on balling! Patriots: the Venn diagram of celtics and patriots fan is practically a circle so I see a lot of grousing of the state of the patriots o-line. do i think drake maye is the Savior? no, the patriots are kinda shit. but for their sake, i pray he won't be the next mac jones. i'll admit that i'm impressed by christian gonzalez. also sometimes it's fun to cheer for a team that has no real expectations.
I don't mind you
Saints: their cap situation is hell, omfg (my worst trait is that i take a sadistic pleasure in teams doing worse than my team). not on the team anymore, but lattimore-evans 😮‍💨 (hate sex. i'm thinking of hate sex). i thought the 'no murder in nola' for the two weeks the saints were winning, was very funny. Jets: that garrett wilson catch was insanity. the davante-rodgers storyline Intrigues me in so many ways. going to a loser franchise just to reunite with your ex qb... other than that and being amused by their inability to make the playoffs, i don't really have strong feelings on them. oh sauce, i suppose. he's funny! had a bit of a down year, hopefully he bounces back! Raiders: just looked up and remembered the black friday debacle ughhhh. we'll see if tom brady can save this franchise. afc west needs to become more competitive! i almosttt forgot about brock bowers but holy fuck, what a rookie season from him Bucs: again lattimore-evans... just 😮‍💨. also good on mike for getting his 1000 yds again! Titans: brian callahan good luck selecting a qb from this bunch. i also do root for tyler and chido! Dolphins: not fond of them on the mere fact that they're from florida (fuck the h***) but i don't hate them. i am so looking forward to the drama of tyreek trying to force his way out. also, their streak of not being able to win a playoff game is very funny, just like the jets being unable to get into the playoffs. fail once, fail twice, keep on failing (again, i take sadistic pleasure in seeing other teams struggle). i'm also fond of waddle from that youtube series with ja'marr and najee. Chargers: not the biggest justin herbert fan (ducks behind a wall). i do root for kristian fulton! and ladd mcconkey! Rams: i love saying puka nacua! and i am. so jealous of their d-line omg. aaron donald retired and look at them, fuck i want that for my team. Colts: anthony richardson saying he was tired was kinda crazy ngl. that's literally the only thing i can remember about them. that and drew locks legacy win against them. Seahawks: continuously baffled that geno's cousin is actually jeremiah love. genetics man. oh also! i like charbonnet. no reason, i just perk up when the announcers say his name! Cardinals: no one ever mentions them and for good reason. just as dysfunctional as the titans, raiders, and saints, but no one cares about them enough to bash them for it. i find that funny ngl. they're like the kid who sits in the back of the class and does nothing!
I hope you get relegated
Steelers: ugh, bumblebees. something about the yellow and black triggers something in me. i blame it on the divisional rival bs. sheer annoyances i can't stand to watch them. can't believe we let russell wilson drop 44 on us. 44. i do like najee (again bc of youtube series). i want to study george pickens like a bug. Bears: it gives me joy when i see another team doing worse than mine, but why the bears you may ask? one of those corners said shit about jayson tatum being benched in the olympics and in the following weeks, their field goal got blocked by the packers, vikings won in OT, and the infamous thanksgiving debacle. who said karma doesn't exist 😇. i do wish the best for caleb (those assholes making fun of him for painting his nails 😡)... hopefully next year, he just stops holding the ball so long... Broncos: no excuse for this one. i just get annoyed by them. also jayden is roty, get outta here with bo nix (that was mean, bo nix had a good season, just jayden has a historically great season). also the broncos game was so damn stressful i hold a grudge just because of it. we may have won that game but i nearly collapsed to my knees in public. i do like ps2, i admit.
I hate your fans
Eagles: I'm fond of a fair bit of their players actually! Saquon SB MVP is veryyy compelling to me. smtg about saying🖕to your shitty organization and then showing them how they fumbled you by winning a damn SB... idk what Jalen Hurts ever did to deserve the amount of hate i've seen. like yeah, he's not that good, but he's not that bad. i thought it was very funny that AJ was reading in the middle of a game and I saw a clip about his suicidal thoughts that fucked me over. I was crying. I find it hilarious how cooper dejean is one of the only white cornerbacks like. ever. Like the Rams d-line, i am very jealous of their o-line. Really, the Eagles could've been put in the Intriguing group -however their fans suck. Was watching the Commanders-Eagles game beatdown and there were some Eagles fans and I stfg I have never been so annoyed in my life. They get their own category.
i'm a human with morals
fuck deshaun watson
there exists a special place in hell for you
as always fuck the chiefs
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miralunawritez · 1 year ago
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Tucks hair behind ear
pookie can we get a Jaylen x fem reader dating headcanons
ofc stinker 😈😘
Jaylen x Fem!Reader dating hcs!
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this the only pic we got of this mf so far so bear with me
This man is 100% a stoner, 24/7 high. He probably tries to not smoke around you though (unless you smoke too)
If you smoke you guys have daily smoke sessions
Calls you girl, bae, and babe
"Wasgood bae?" "Yeah girl" "Alright babe"
Knows how to braid, constantly braiding your hair
Matching pajama pants 24/7
You guys definitely stay up all night listening to music and vibing
Hands are always on your waist in public
This man is so good at cooking, kissing, cuddling, literally everything
You guys listen to a lot of reggae, rock, and pop together
Takes you to vacay island a lot, mainly because he likes the vibe there but also because he likes the sight of you in a bathing suit
He can play electric guitar, he plays it a lot for you
You guys share everything, food, drinks, etc.
Doesnt take you on a lot of dates since both of y'all prefer to stay home, but when he does it's mainly to Velvet and Veneers concerts and vacay island
Buys you a bunch of stupid stuff that he thinks is funny
He also buys you jewelry and clothes that match his
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galaxywrites · 11 months ago
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More incorrect quotes with my little genderbent MK series I'm working on. :>
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Jeanie (fem! Johnny), looking through her clothes: Has anyone seen my top?
Kuixiang (fem! Kuai Liang): Kiyoko is in the kitchen.
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Hanae (fem! Hanzo): Is there a cactus where your heart should be?
Kiyoko (fem! Kenshi), sipping coffee: What crawled up your ass this morning?
Kuixiang, walking in: Hey
Kiyoko: Hm.. nevermind.
Hanae: OHMYGODNO
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Tomoe (fem! Takeda): Well, remember when Jiā Yǐng made a romantic dinner for me?
Frost: Tomoe, she microwaved you a pizza.
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Jiā Yǐng (fem! Kung Jin): I am decayed. My lungs are full of thorns and mildew. My bones are held together by vines. I am fragile. Be gentle with my corpse.
Tomoe: Get out of bed, you're going to the meeting whether you like it or not.
Jiā Yǐng : I REFUSE.
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Carter (male! Cassie): Do you think different paints have different tastes?
Jiā Yǐng: They do.
Tomoe: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?
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Frost: What’s your favorite color?
Carter: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature.
Frost: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP?
Carter : My favorite color is pink.
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Jaylen (male! Jacqui): Kinda gay to make a wanted poster... Why do you want that man? So you can hold him?
Frost: Yeah. Hold him accountable.
Jaylen: Hold him accountable for stealing your heart?
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Carter: Astrology is fun because i can pretend that all of my behaviors are just a result of being a Gemini and not symptoms of mental illness.
Jiā Yǐng: Being a Gemini is a mental illness. That’s not hate it’s just a fact.
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Tomoe: Did you bring Jiā Yǐng ?
Frost, gesturing to Carter : No, but I brought the next best thing.
Tomoe: Carter ? The next best thing would be Jaylen.
Carter : I would be offended, but Jaylen is freakishly strong.
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Jiā Yǐng : I can do anything I put my mind to. I once figured out Jaylen's phone number just by choosing random numbers.
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Carter : When I met you I thought you were a real bitch.
Jiā Yǐng : What changed your mind?
Carter : Oh, I still think you’re a bitch, I’ve just grown to like that about you.
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Cyrax, texting Sektor: Who are you? Someone changed all my contact names.
Sektor: What did they change my name to?
Cyrax: Batman.
Sektor: Don't change it back.
Cyrax: But who the fuck are you?
Sektor: I'm Batman.
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Sektor: What are you drinking?
Cyrax: Vodka.
Sektor: Straight?
Cyrax: No, gay. Why?
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Cyrax: You look mentally ill.
Sektor: I am. Let’s go.
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Kiyoko: Can I have some?
Hanae, mouth full of cheesecake: It's really spicy, you wouldn't like it.
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Kiyoko: If we lose, you’re out of the will.
Hanae: I was in the will?
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Kuixiang: Are you ready to commit?
Hanae: Like, a crime or a relationship?
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Kuixiang: Where's the most romantic spot for a first kiss? Wrong answers only.
Hanae: Dueling grounds.
Kuixiang: I said wrong answers only.
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Kiyoko: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.
Jeanie: This is a lie.
Jeanie: I'm literally dating her. This is a lie.
Jeanie: SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.
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Jeanie: I'm not gay, but you look hot today.
Kiyoko: We're literally dating.
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Jiā Yǐng: Do you think if skeletons were real, "Boner" would be a slur for them?"
Kung Lán (f! Kung Lao): ... Jiā Yǐng, I have wonderful news regarding the realness of skeletons.
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Kung Lán: Don’t worry, I have a permit.
Jiā Yǐng: ...This just says “I can do what I want”.
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Kung Lán: Like, no offense to myself and all, but what the fuck am I actually doing?
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Kung Lán: Is it just me or is instant ramen even better uncooked?
Lú Kang: It’s just you.
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Lú Kang: If all your friends jumped off a bridge wou-
Kung Lán: Probably.
Lú Kang: I didn't finish.
Kung Lán: Probably.
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Sektor: If karma doesn't hit you, I fucking will.
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Raiden: Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my actions.
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bongaboi · 22 days ago
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Philadephia Eagles: Super Bowl LIX Champions
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NEW ORLEANS — While breaking down the huddle after warmups ahead of Super Bowl LIX, Jalen Hurts reminded the Eagles of their dominance all season long.
“We did this [expletive] all year,” Hurts said. “Don’t stop now.”
They didn’t. The Eagles pulled off a 40-22 beatdown of the Kansas City Chiefs in the Superdome, usurping the crown from the back-to-back Lombardi Trophy victors.
Hurts dazzled through the air and on the ground and was voted Super Bowl MVP. He went 17-of-22 for 221 yards, two touchdowns, and an interception for a 119.7 passer rating. Hurts also did record-setting damage on the ground. He finished the night with 72 rushing yards on 11 carries, breaking his own record for rushing yards in a Super Bowl by a quarterback (70 in Super Bowl LVII).
The Chiefs had answers to stop Saquon Barkley, limiting him to 57 yards on 25 carries, his second lowest single-game total of the season. But it didn’t matter. Not only did the Eagles’ passing game step up, but also the defense kept Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs offense at bay.
Kansas City racked up 225 yards of net offense, which would have been their third-lowest output of the season, before a garbage-time 50-yard touchdown reception by rookie receiver Xavier Worthy.
Here are our takeaways from the Eagles’ second Super Bowl title victory in franchise history:
Hurts handles business All eyes were on Hurts and his matchup against Steve Spagnuolo’s defense, with a particular focus on how he would handle the defensive coordinator’s notorious blitz. Going into the game, the Chiefs had blitzed at the fifth-highest rate in the league in the regular season (34%), per Next Gen Stats. Hurts had fared better against the blitz this year compared to last, completing 64.2% of his passing attempts and throwing just one interception, per Pro Football Focus.
Hurts passed the test against the blitz with flying colors early in the contest. On the Eagles’ second possession of the night, the Chiefs rushed five on second-and-11 from the Kansas City 28. Thanks to a key blitz pickup from Barkley, Hurts had plenty of time to air the ball out down the right sideline to Jahan Dotson for a gain of 27 yards. Hurts punched the ball into the end zone on a Tush Push touchdown to put the Eagles up, 7-0.
The protection wasn’t always perfect, though. On the Eagles’ third possession at the Chiefs’ 30-yard line, Nick Bolton was the fifth man on a delayed rush up the A gap. No one picked him up, giving him a free shot at Hurts. With Bolton in his face, the fourth-year starter tossed the ball short of A.J. Brown, allowing safety Bryan Cook to swoop in and snare the interception. The pick marked Hurts’ first since Nov. 10 in Week 10 against the Dallas Cowboys.
Hurts rebounded quickly. After a 48-yard field goal from Jake Elliott and a pick-six from Cooper DeJean on his 22nd birthday, Hurts capitalized on a Zack Baun interception that brought the Eagles to the Chiefs’ 14-yard line after the two-minute warning in the first half. On second-and-8, Hurts hit Brown on a crossing route to put the Eagles up, 24-0.
The Slim Reaper carried a scythe and a dagger. DeVonta Smith beat Chiefs cornerback Jaylen Watson off the line of scrimmage and Hurts connected with him on a deep shot for a 46-yard touchdown reception. According to Next Gen Stats, the pass sailed 54.9 yards in the air, which marked Hurts’ second-longest completion of the season and sixth-longest of his career.
Four-man rush takes flight Defenses win championships, evidently.
Vic Fangio and his unit put on a masterclass in how to limit Mahomes, who was making his fifth Super Bowl appearance in his eight career seasons. Unlike Spagnuolo, Fangio didn’t employ any exotic blitzes to get the job done. Instead, Fangio relied on a four-man rush and sticky coverage on the back end to put Mahomes under duress.
It worked. In the first half alone, the Eagles managed a 47% pressure rate without blitzing Mahomes once. The 29-year-old got a taste of the four-man rush on the Chiefs’ opening drive on third-and-9. Mahomes held onto the ball with his receivers well-covered, giving Nolan Smith and Milton Williams the opportunity to flush him from the pocket. Mahomes threw the ball incomplete.
The Eagles kept bringing the pressure and eventually began to get home. After defeating a block from Chiefs right tackle Jawaan Taylor, Nolan Smith tripped up Mahomes on third-and-3, forcing the Chiefs to go three-and-out.
Two possessions later, Josh Sweat made his case for a hefty payday on the free-agent market. On the Chiefs’ fourth possession of the night, Sweat sacked Mahomes on first down, then split a sack with Jalyx Hunt on the ensuing second down. On the first play after DeJean’s pick-six that followed the back-to-back sacks, Williams joined the party, bringing down Mahomes on third-and-9.
Sweat added another at the start of the third quarter to bring his final total on the day to 2½, his single-game career high. Williams strip-sacked Mahomes in the fourth and recovered his forced fumble at the Chiefs’ 18-yard line. Mahomes went 21-of-32 for 257 yards, three touchdowns, and two interceptions for a 95.4 passer rating. He took a total of six sacks.
Pick-ture perfect With Mahomes out of sorts in the pocket, the Eagles’ back seven took advantage of his errant passes. After taking two consecutive sacks, Mahomes fled the pocket to his right prematurely, attempting to make a throw across his body to the middle of the field. None of the Chiefs receivers were in the vicinity.
DeJean, however, was running directly into the path of the ball. The rookie nickel cornerback snared the pass, then ran 38 yards to the end zone for his first career touchdown on his 22nd birthday, putting the Eagles up, 17-0.
The defense continued to force Mahomes into making poor decisions. With less than two minutes remaining in the first half, backed up at his own 6-yard line, Mahomes felt pressure in his face. Sweat put Chiefs left tackle Joe Thuney on skates, backing him up into Mahomes’ lap. The Chiefs quarterback unleashed a pass to the short middle of the field, which a diving Baun corralled for an interception.
The pick marked Baun’s first in the Superdome, where he regularly played for four seasons as a member of the New Orleans Saints.
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fruitbasketball · 10 months ago
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nba playoffs recap 5/21
ecf game 1
the boston smelltics are victorious once more. which is hilarious, because they choked in this exact same position last year. and then choked in the finals the year BEFORE that. so imma say celtics in 6, but i want everyone to take that with several grains of salt and also i want everyone to know that i nearly puked typing that out.
jayson tatum grabs 12 boards and scores 36 points and he is STILL NOT EVEN THE MVP OF THAT STUPID GREEN TEAM. jaylen brown!! go somewhere else bro!! hits a 3 pointer to tie the game and sent it to OT, where they effectively COOK indy.
one thing i want to note about indy - obviously hali is an up and coming face of the league, siakam is a former all star. but looking at box, you wouldn’t know that. any member of the indiana pacers can cook any night. they play a very even team game which makes them pretty fuckin hard to guard tbh.
you know who prolly ISN’T hard to guard bro? al whoreford at the 3 point line. you tell ME why you shot 12 threes in a ecf game when you shoot 4 on the season. and jayson tatum… lemme shit on you some more. you had the same 3pfg as your center. let that sink in. you DISGUST me.
derrick white, you’re already bald, i’ll leave you alone. just please ask tatum to use your scalp for some self reflection. jesus fucking christ. cannot believe i have to watch this stupid green team for at least four more games.
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jasesims · 1 year ago
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The Rhodes Legacy, Chapter Seventeen
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The next day, Cliff and Jaylen decide to throw an Engagement Dinner to announce their big news to family and friends.
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While Jaylen changed outfits, Cliff invited the party guests by phone.
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And while Cliff changed clothes, Jaylen set the table for dinner.
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Cliff decided to cook a grand fish dinner to go with a new bottle of wine.
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But the first attempt didn't go well. (I swear this stove or lot are cursed anytime the oven is used.)
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Besides the oven mishap, the Engagement Dinner was a success, and everyone was thrilled about the Cliff and Jaylen's engagement.
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Cliff asked Ken to be his Sim of Honor for the ceremony. After all, they've been best friends since college.
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And of course, Jaylen asked his sister, Chelsea, to be his Sim of Honor at the wedding.
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Cliff and Jaylen both decided that Chelsea's husband, Salvatore, would be the perfect Wedding Officiant.
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They only needed a Flower Pal and Ring Bearer. So, Jaylen called his co-workers and neighbors, Spencer and Erika Nichols, who luckily had twin kids.
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dear-space-cadet · 9 months ago
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about me :3
lev | she/he/they | 22
priv twitter: levucky
ao3: lvcky
epic games: luckylev6720
aromantic-spec and asexual-spec, genderfluid, jewish, ocd + adhd
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interests
nba, fortnite, pikmin bloom, scott pilgrim, smiling friends, sanrio, fnaf, succession
my fave nbas
dario šarić(!!!!!) (my special interest), joel embiid, cam johnson & mikal bridges, jaylen brown, jdub & jwill, robert covington, tj mcconnell, tyrese maxey, giannis antetokounmpo, tyrese haliburton, shake milton, karl-anthony towns, assorted other players (ask!)
former fandoms
franz ferdinand (band) (my former special interest), daft punk, warrior cats
hobbies
journaling
writing
gym
cooking
etc
cats
rabbits
art history
fashion & style
jewelry
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takes
pro-rpf
PRO TRANS, quite radically feminist
pro-palestine; anti-zionist
leftist with some non-liberal opinions
sports are queer, sports are feminine, sports are culture
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reminders and DNIs
mutuals: 18+ preferred
followers: 16+ preferred
(I don’t often post nsfw and if I ever do it’ll be tagged)
DNI if you're any of the bigotries, anti-rpf, etc. just look at what i said above and if you disagree on a personal level do not follow bc this is MY mind palace and i make the rules
ask to follow before you request my priv twt!
screenshots are usually allowed, just ask me before posting
I last used tumblr regularly in 2014-2015, I might not understand the modern etiquette of the site so bear with me. I’m kind of an oldhead
there is a lot wrong with me <3
some masterposts:
Franz Ferdinand Masterpost
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basicpart · 25 days ago
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Kings quintet shortlisted for NBL25 awards
A star-studded list of players, including Sydney Kings’ Xavier Cooks, Jaylen Adams, Kouat Noi, Cam Oliver and Alex Toohey, has been nominated for several awards at Monday’s Andrew Gaze MVP Awards night.   A panel of experts selected nominees for the MVP, Next Generation Award, Best Sixth Man, Damian Martin Trophy for the Defensive Player of the Year, and Most Improved Player. READ MORE: POTENTIAL…
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casselsims · 1 month ago
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Karlie Keye has been cooking for decades, and loves making meals for her family. It's been hard for her to take a back seat while Jaylen learns to cook for them as well.
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sporadiceagleheart · 10 months ago
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You won't have to cry no more but it's alright to cry because God's gonna wipe all of your tears away Jesus is there for us in our lives and I feel like I don't want to cry but after making this edit for Maite Y. Rodriguez and other Angels up in heaven I want to hold on to my tears God's gonna wipe all of my tears away I won't have to cry no more I don't want to cry no more I won't have to cry no more it's making me sad
Rest in heavenly peace to Maite Yuleana Rodriguez, Charlotte Helen “Char” Bacon, Kelly Ann Prosser, Lilly Garcia, Kaliyah King, Taliyah Frazier, Abigail Hernandez, Sara Fay Rivazfar, Isabella Sara “Bella” Tennant, Josephine Grace Gay, Uziyah Sergio Garcia, Tess Marie Mata, Alexandria "Lexi" Rubio, Annabell Guadalupe Rodriguez, Alithia Haven Ramirez, Rojelio Torres, Agnes “Agi” Barsi Lidle, Maria Agnes Virovacz Barsi, Jacklyn Jaylen “Jackie” Cazares, Makenna Lee “Kenna” Elrod Seiler, Judith Barsi, Rachel Joy Scott, Chelsea Lynne Diehl, Ava Jordan Wood, Olivia Pratt Korbel, Elizabeth Shelley, Sara Sharif, Charlotte Figi, Charlotte Louise Dunn, Alyssa Miriam Alhadeff, Ava Martin White, Saffie-Rose Brenda Roussos, Lily Peters, Hana St. Juliana, CeCe,Bella,Shan'Ann&Nico, Jersey Dianne Bridgeman, Aubreigh Wyatt, Adriana Dukic, Catherine Hubbard, Josephine Gay, Kali Cook, 4-Year-Old Catherine, Maranda Gail Mathis, Amerie Jo Garza, Eliahna Torres, Layla Salazar, Jayce Carmelo Luevanos, Jailah Nicole Silguero, Barna Barsi, Acacia Surridge-Hill, I made this sad moment edit to honor those names including Maite Rodriguez it broke my heart when I thought alot about it and I just made the edit it's something that will make you feel like crying it's gonna be alright if you cry God is always watching over you Jesus can help us sunday while I was at church I kept thinking about this one edit and I went to the bathroom and I said to myself that it was going to be alright that I will make that edit this is that edit right here right now rest in peace to those Angels who are resting in heaven now
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miralunawritez · 1 year ago
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Jaylen x veneer head canons please 👀
okay thats new but i like it
Veneer x Jaylen dating hcs!
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they r both so fine
They met at Velvet and Veneers concert when Veneer locked eyes with Jaylen, instantly feeling a connection. He's seen a lot of people but something felt different about Jaylen.
Veneer found Jaylen on instagram with the help of a few connections and messaged him, they instantly hit it off.
They started to hang out, getting closer and closer. It was obvious they were both falling for each other.
Veneer invites Jaylen backstage after every show so he can see him and admire him as he talks about the concert.
Once they started dating they became inseparable, they are always with each other.
Matching clothes 24/7
Jaylen doesnt smoke around Veneer, hes worried that Veneer wont support it
Veneer is clingy so they are always cuddling and watching movies
Jaylen wears the pants in the relationship for sure, he cooks, cleans, makes sure Veneer is doing good, 100% more manly than Veneer
Overall though, they are healthy and cute, its hard to write for them because Jaylen looks like he would be a straight 6'5 dreadhead stoner that wears matching hello kitty pajama pants with his 4'11 latina gf
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preciouspatriots · 10 months ago
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i need jaylen to keep cooking bc i’m getting stressT
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