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[whimsyprinx]

,,, this certainly was a choice is all I’m saying

[the-last-kenobi]

too many people prayed for the world to NOT end in 2012 and god panicked and started pulling out rough drafts. bonus years. side quests and horror stories. he dug up his flop era and started posting it for all to see. you fangirled too hard and now earth is running ten seasons past a perfectly written ending using unlikeable background characters and resurrecting terrible plot lines. congratulations you’ve supernatural’d the earth.

[ja-khajay]

ghibli failed to adapt this

[megamindeeznuts]

i was watching futurama with my friend last night and it glitched out so bad i got the best screenshot ever .

[frechiiie]

pictures taken before disaster

[i-am-shitpost]

“I would buy a mansion” “I would buy designer” “I’m getting a pool” Don’t give me that lame ass if I won the lottery shit. You’re all pathetic. If I came into a significant amount of money, you know what I’d do? I’d go to the Ren Faire, B-line straight to the cloaks. I’m talking floor length, heavy, wool, felted details, huge hooded cloaks that are like 450 a piece and all handmade and I’d get me one. Maybe even get one of the smaller ones that hangs off the shoulders and lands just above the elbow that are 90 by themselves. And I’d be the baddest bitch around because I’d wear that shit everywhere. It’s 115 degrees? I’m sorry do I look like I give a fuck? I have a cloak bitch I don’t need your fahrenheit bullshit. And you’re a FOOL if you wouldn’t do the same.

[straycatj]

やめ！やめるですよ！

Stop! Stop it!

[chiropterrors]

[along-the-meadow-path]

Studio Ghibli + Holding Hands

[runby2]

This is a direct threat

[jibril-thelibraryangel]

A muppet version of good omens were everyone is a muppet except for all the angels and demons.

All angels and demons are play by humans but whenever they are on earth they carry around a little muppet version of themselves Avenue Q style, because those are their corporations.

So Aziraphale and Crowley are still Michael Sheen and David Tennant but they puppet around muppet versions of themselves.

Whenever they are speaking to each other or to other demons and angels they are just talking with their actual faces and normal voices but when talking to a human/muppet they put on exaggerated little voices and the muppet/humans will exclusively address their muppet corporation, not acknowledging the full grown human men puppeting them.

There are no muppets in heaven or hell

When Aziraphale possesses Madame Tracy he just starts puppeting the Madame Tracy muppet.

Adam is just a human child, he doesn’t even have a muppet version of himself. He’s just a human child in this world of muppets and no one ever acknowledges it, not even Aziraphale and Crowley or Adam himself.

Dog starts out as a real dog but then shapeshifts into a muppet dog.

[flourish-of-steel]

mister handsome

[thepentagrammar]

I have no right to tell you what you can and can't enjoy and neither does anyone else.

HOWEVER

By watching Fantastic Beasts and buying merch you are directly supporting J.K. Rowling. Your hard earned money is lining her bigoted pockets. She uses these resources and her influence to actively harm others.

This woman waited for the trailer to drop to post an absolutely repugnant tweet about trans people, knowing it would be seen by tons of people she wants to hurt while the media ignores it because the trailer is a hotter topic.

J. K. Rowling is evil. If you want to enjoy her creations, do it in a way that doesn't benefit her. Sail the seas. Fuck her.

[ja-khajay]

im completely serious when i say this online moderation is one of the nastiest most thankless jobs of the modern world. not talking about the guy who runs your video game discord, but the people who are tasked with clearing up major websites and social media of the filth there. read a chilling article a few years back about how this was done by underpaid workers and often from developing countries (because of course) who would get for most, lasting psychological damage from what they had seen. the internet is held up by invisible people you will never hear about despite their hard work

[propertiesofjoy]

rainer maria rilke, letters to a young poet

[clove-pinks]

The "War of 1812 Scented Candle", complete with miniature White House near the wick, is, I cannot emphasise this enough, AN ACTUAL REAL PRODUCT THAT YOU CAN BUY (even if it's currently sold out back in stock??).

The candle is funny enough by itself, but the ad copy on the maker's website is gold (and surprisingly astute):

It goes on to add:

We should also note that even though the British Army DID burn Washington, it was only after Americans had burned and looted the capital of Canada, as well as a bunch of other Canadian cities. But no one ever makes a candle about that! (Including us.)

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