#Jared Hopworth

[idiotic-anon]

I JUST RANTED TO MY DM ABOUT TMA AND THEY WERE TAKING NOTES AND THIS IS WHAT THEY WROTE-

Jonathan sims. Protag, promoted to head archivist of magnus institute by douche, called Gerald, gerry, british, ew. Doesn't like being peeled by banana. Hates spider books, told book writer to fuck himself. Attacked by evil book when he was 8. (?) Teenager came over and got fucking obliterated. saved by lesbian powers of friendship. fucking idiot femboy. Given a life or death deal by other femboy. runs from the police, based. Blah blah bible jesus magic.

(VERY, Very tumblr)

Gertrude was weird as fuck, Stopped ritals. (lame) Dead.

martin, not dead, Tumblr man. Pussy

Gay secretary, dead and shipped. bi, but also freddy mercury. Brother got peeled like a fucking banana. named Timmy

saucy sasha, lead to death by very sexy wasp lady, and killed by not sasha. also a (possibly) lesbian.

Melanie, QUEER, gets with johns ex. some Lesbians hate the gays in this world

Basira, Also gay, cop. Gay for other cop

Daisy, Cop, Stop resisting, probably seduced by gay secretary

Gerald, Woobie, weird name. not existing, lonely as fuck, super cancer victim, killed by book. (lol) Doen't understand colors. Likes analogies, bad at doing them. (anon is a simp)

Micheal, made anon make funny noise, gertrude sacrificed to spriral, followed map to yellow door to random sukuna heart and did a fusion dance dead as fuck.

Helan, Kinky

Nikola, Ringmaster, Made of some non meat material, steals peoples skin, (based). Tried to steal jons skin, ~moist~

Jurgen, kinky

Mike, Struck by lightning, didn't even get superpowers. Chased by lightning man for spiral. Likes ex al'teora. just like me frfr. George floyd lady beats the shit out of him.

Jared, Likes bones. Steals bones. https://youtu.be/IyhJ69mD7xI. Stolen by kinky lady. late game character,

3 gay old people, Douche, Simon, Peter.

Simon, gay, GAY, old.

Peter, Lonely. Devil may care, Wants to seduce martin,

Oliver, a twink. I can fix him, psychic, dead boyfriend. End.

georgie, Jons ex, Tumblr, "Thou shall know no fear.", Dating melanie. also QUEER.

Supernatural fear entities? arbitrary, that are actually one thing, not at all like colors, no idea what they're talking about

Eye= fear of being watched, tzeentch

vast= fear of falling, and inconsequence

web=spiders, lack of control.

Dark=Dark

Choking= No air, (kinky)

Spiral= Fractal paterns. Crazy

Stranger=uncanny

Hunt=Fear of being prey, carnal fears.

Desolation=fear of loss, arson,

Slodder=Fear of violence

Corruption=Flies, corruptions

(wasp lady, SMASH)

End=Death

Flesh=Being eaten, beetlejuice

Lonely= being alone

AVATARS ARE A THING?

avatars are just buddhist ghosts

Jon is ghost?

Jon is a ghostbuster, but also an exorcist. and bi/ace also a ho.

Douche is back, Secretly a member of eye cult for and a founder of not scp foundation, old as fuck, used eyes like doctor bright, killed gertrude. DOUCHE COMING IN WITH THE METAL CHAIR, beats the shit out of book man.

John was marked by every entity and released not tzeentch onto the world. All entities are gay for eachother, tricks john like a dumbass to do a ritual

Books are evil, lighteners? more than one Necronomicon. Dumbass bookkeeper. Pandoras book.

There are seasons? 5

Flesh book

Spooder book

Ex al'teiora

Bone turners tale. Steals your bones. (based)

JJK

-coffin, ate jons ribs.

-Yellow door

soul anchors, can sell bones.

-Notes

worse ship names than vivziepop fandoms.

femboy on femboy crime

Seriously, what the fuck are these ship names. Back in my day they were normal god damnit.

[r-u-living]

I'm sorry but this is just so fucking funny

[wolfythewitch]

Flesh, Desolation, Spiral

[soppingwetrat]

the Jonny Sims experience

[cruelestpigeon]

Welcome back Archivist and their hate for gym rats named Jared!

[pan0pticonn]

Jared being homophobic is so funny to me like out of all the reasons you could have had to make a mocking comment you choose homophobia and it didn’t work bc they were actually gay

"Whos this then? Your boyfriend?"

"Yes actually"

"Oh" mission failed successfully

[wilkoakdraws]

My 2023 Inktober, done all as Magnus Archives illustrations!

[skirm-the-terrible]

this cumbersome and heavy body.

(TW for canon-typical body horror)

I finished this little project about a year ago (by little I mean this thing was a MONSTER took me months to get around to finishing) and honestly every opportunity I get to share it I will goddamit. Unfortunately I can find the TikTok that put the idea in my head but it was just going to be a short snippet of the song until my brain exploded and the rest was born. For my first attempt at a project like this, I'm pretty happy with it.

Here’s a few of my favorite frames~

[raccoon-wizard]

So not only do I have what looks Jared Hopworth's gym around the corner,

(it's long closed I've just covered the area code)

But now they're also opening a cafe called Jonah's right next to my house. What the fuck. Am I in the protocolverse??

[saewokhrisz]

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[autistic-archivist]

I know that’s you, Jared Hopworth

[ashes-in-a-jar]

I can't help but make a parallel between Lena sending Bonzo names and addresses of people to "deal with" and Jonah sending Jared Hopworth letters with names and locations of people with "good bones"

Once again office bosses are the comically obvious bad guys in every universe

[gammija]

it's been too long since i drew something silly so here yall go

[dcartcorner]

networking night

[bonniebugsy]

This poll is for people who have NOT listened to The Magnus Archives:

[kapptto]

“Avatar isn’t a thing, Martin! It’s not- it’s just a word. . . to reduce the messy spray of human fear into a checklist: human, avatar, monster, victim…”