#Janet TGP

[13taylorswifts]

Lol, I saw this on TikTok and thought I would share here, too. Credit goes to @rhondatoksaboutbooks on TikTok. The video can be found at this link.

Edit: I added image descriptions to the images. There is also a reblog with the image descriptions if that's easier for you. 😊

[coolauntlilith]

Everyone's making Catradora vs Ballister x Ambrosius comparison posts.

All I saw tho?

(Excuse my blinds reflecting on my tv lol)

[john-bracket]

[tana-draws]

[missholloween]

If I had two nickels etc etc etc

[lesbianrecorderplayer]

My favourite part of every The Good Place episode is where one character is like "this is just like [philosophical concept]" and then someone else is like "wtf is [philosophical concept]" so then they have to explain it to everyone. All the vibes of a channel 4 educational kids show but for adults to engage in.

[master-gatherer]

[reactions-daily]

Janet (D'Arcy Carden) on The Good Place chanting "Kill me. Kill me. Kill me."

[shebeafancyflapjack]

Chidi: Let me get this straight-

Eleanor: More like, let me run this bi you.

Jason: Let's see how this pans out!

Michael: Allow me to ace-cess the situation!

Tahani: And lesbi-honest about it!

Janet: I'm non-binary.

[arorabbit]

today's facts!

[buryme-atmakeoutdawn]

People will say they're the best friend group but they don't even have:

Identity Fraud/Moral Philosophy Professor/Pretentious Rich Girl/Floridian/Jack Skellington/Not a girl or a robot

[cantheykillmacbeth]

Derek from The Good Place could kill Macbeth, I think. I don’t think he’s ever explicitly referred as a man and is canonically a genderless being (though I don’t recall him ever explicitly rebutting being called a man either so I’m not sure). He was not born naturally but summoned into existence. And his birth parent, Janet, routinely protests being called a girl or a woman. So I’m pretty sure he hits all three clauses.

Janet could also kill Macbeth on all three clauses and she’s not a man (nor a girl), was not naturally born, and was not created by anyone in particular and therefore has no birth parent to speak of let alone one who identifies as a woman.

Yes, both Derek Hostetler and Janet from The Good Place could kill Macbeth!

As stated above, Janet is Derek's creator, and also does not identify as a woman (nor a man), which applies Derek for the Unconventional Birth Clause and Birth Parent Clause, while applying Janet for the Gender Clause!

Janet also applies for the Unconventional Birth Clause and Birth Parent Clause herself, being presumably created by The Makers of Light, Darkness, And Everything In Between.

As for Derek and the Gender Clause, I'm not so sure. He doesn't seem to deny gendered terms like 'man' like how Janet does, and is referred to with he/him pronouns. The wiki lists him as agender, though I believe this is in reference to his canonical lack of genitalia, and as we all know, one's genitalia does not influence their gender identity. We'll leave that alone for now until some more decisive evidence crops up.

In short: Janet applies for all three Clauses, and Derek applies for the Unconventional Birth Clause and Birth Parent Clause.

Thank you for your submission!

[animaniacs16]

Deadpool and Wolverine out of context as portrayed by The Good Place (mostly screenshots from @nocontextgoodplace)

Bonus:

[heidibecauseyes]

i couldnt stop thinking about my silly guy so i drew him

[john-bracket]

[muskratcactus]

hi TV doesn’t have enough bi disasters so here’s my nominations (characters who were HEAVILY HINTED AT BEING BI or I just want them to be)

#1 - Gina Linetti

because she IS

#2 Eleanor Shellstrop (!!)

really?? you’re telling me she isn’t??

#3 Jake Peralta!

just is

SPECIAL SPOT - Janet!

nothing in her protocol specifically bars it

I CANT THINK OF ANY MORE, APOLOGIES