#James Smithers

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Review: Preacher 4×02 “Last Supper”

Review: Preacher 4×02 “Last Supper”

[Editor’s Note: This review may contain spoilers]

Director: John Grillo

Writer: Gary Tieche

Starring: Dominic Cooper, Ruth Negga, Joseph Gilgun, Pip Torrens, Julie Ann Emery, Mark Harelik, Tyson Ritter, Miritana Hughes, Lachy Hulme, Kevin Rosen, David Field, Virginia Gay, James Smithers, Ditch Davey, Kaan Guldur, Lani Tupu, Simon Elrahi and Shameer Birges

Revie…

[pnjrnk]

i was feeling nostalgic so i drew my favorite characters from things ive made fanart of over the years :)

i would have added warrior cats bc i was so obsessed with it 6-8 years ago but i cannot remember a single thing that happens in those books 😭

[eeb-rody]

It's late and I'm not going to be able to sleep so do you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna put together a comprehensive timeline of my blorbos from the past decade

Feel free to analyze and/or bully me

- age ???: my first one was zazu from lion king, when I was a child I was absolutely fixated on that little shit

-ages 8-10: James from Pokemon, I was simply enamored with this man, I wanted to wear his skin

-age 11: ninth doctor and I stand by it

-ages 12-14: okay there were a couple, Spock from star trek and Crowley from supernatural, because I was both terrible with people and very horny, I fixated and I fixated HARD

-age 15: smithers from the Simpsons???? Honest to God I can't explain this one but he was my beloved off and on for a While

-ages 16-17: this era is an absolute blur, there were many and it was bad

-age 18-??: Fucking starscream, because a year in isolation had made me consume every piece of transformers media I could get my grubby little hands on for some god awful reason. Anyway every version is just horrible, I would like to put him in a purse like one of those shitty dogs and carry him about

-right this second: Laszlo Cravensworth. I will not shut the fuck up about Laszlo Cravensworth and his Good Lady Wife and Terrible Adult Baby Boy

Anyway I probably missed some. But I have watched many shows and these are the characters that my brain decided I needed to think about constantly 100% of the time for months at a time

[dannyarts]

I’ve already drawn James in Waylon’s clothes, now here’s Waylon in James’ clothes

[jaimeaster]

Ten random out of context quotes from Peter Pan

Power means you have to be responsible? Fuck that! Full offence. But your uncle was a gormless nitwit. No wonder he died on you.

Christ! You stink of death! And not in a fun way like when I gut pirates

You’re either very loyal or very stupid. Probably both

Good god you’re old

I have no idea who you are and I don’t care. All I have to know is I’m smart and you’re stupid.

Prat. Prick. Pain in the ass. Take ya pick. He’s it.

You saved the world from a grown up who wanted to kill the summer? Bloody hell. You’re awesome

PILLOCK!!!!

Arsehole!!!!

Bollocking blockhead!!!!

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From Empyre: Avengers #002

Art by Carlos Magno and Espen Grundetjern

Written by Jim Zub

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From Where's my elephant? Facebook Page.

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Review: Preacher 4×03 “Deviant”

Review: Preacher 4×03 “Deviant”

Review: Preacher 4×03 “Deviant” [Editor’s Note: This review may contain spoilers]

Director: John Grillo

Writer: Gary Tieche

Starring: Dominic Cooper, Ruth Negga, Joseph Gilgun, Pip Torrens, Julie Ann Emery, Lachy Hulme, Noah Taylor, Kaan Guldur, Kevin Rosen, Ditch Davey, David Field, James Smithers, Ditch Aleks Mikic, Christopher Brown, Brian Lipson, Francesca Waters, Conor Leach, and Mimi Kwa

Re…

[raichoose-moved-again]

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Relationships, Pt. 1

[strangesoulmates]

I'd love to hear about the various Bond x AR AUs!

My Bond Alex rider crossover feels! Let me show you!!!!

Aka I read this double drabble and promptly lost my mind. I just need Alex having adults around him who understand and also, you know, absolutely refuse to let this happen to a child, and if it has to, only with support and only if it's his choice. And the power and skills and connections to make that happen. Also, Bond and Alex would get along like a house on fire. What with, you know, their fondness for chaos (except in plot bunny where a bond who is retired from the field and has become Alex's handler and is convinced that Alex is punishment for all his sins)

The flavors are (all with like, background yalex if not explicitly stated)

The first one has some suicidal ideation, so just a heads up. An AU where skeleton Key happens like, immediately after s2 of the TV show so Alex doesn't have time to look into scorpia and the stuff with Sarov FUCKS HIM UP. Felix, James' CIA buddy, takes one look at the small traumatized british teenager and drops him off on a retired bond's dock (this would be pre-no time to die proper, when james actually spends several years retired in jamaica) and tells bond to, you know, fix whatever the fuck it is MI6 has done to this teen. Bond is annoyed at first but quickly realizes that Felix wasn't exaggerating and something is wrong. When he finds Alex sitting at the dining room table in the middle of the night with Bond's gun he's like "oh fuck" and asks Alex what he can do to help. Alex tells him he wants to talk to Yassen (because, you konw, he needs to talk to someone who actually knew his dad). Bond isn't thrilled, but like, goes and get Alex his emotional support assassin. This probably ends up with Yalex and bond being disapproving in the background and Yassen and bond having to work together to figure out how to get Alex out of MI6 clutches

Bond is mandatory medical leave when he spots Yassen Gregorovich clearly tailing someone. He follows Gregorovich and discovers that he's stalking a teenager. Yassen disappears when he's been made, and Bond approaches Alex, who has a breakdown upon hearing that, you know, Yassen is actually following him. Meanwhile, bond is like, you are 16 we are getting you out of this and Yassen interrupts them during this discussion because, you know, the LAST thing Alex needs is a 00 in his life, so clearly it's kidnapping time. This one just kind of...fizzled out and I got distracted by other stuff

Alex disappears after s2, and Bond is tasked with, you know, recovering the missing agent. Bond is NOT PLEASED about the fact that they have a 16 year old agent (not is Q or M). So just bond trying to find Alex, figuring out the bullshit that Alex has been through, and Alan Blunt gets what's coming to him.

Q gets kidnapped, Alex gets involved trying to stop it and gets himself grabbed as well, and Yassen and James have to work together to rescue them. Includes Q's horrified realization that this is a baby Bond, and his offense when he's called a baby smithers is only mollified when Alex corrects himself by calling him a grown up kyra. Also, a scene with James and Yassen looking at each other when an alarm goes off and asking "yours or mine?" and not sure who is responsible only for there to be an explosion in the distance and Yassen going "that one was mine"

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MMNI and Names

I noticed the other day that there are several names that are recycled frequently throughout all 51 mischief movie night ins so I went through the names and counted how many times each were used.

Top 3 most used names

Dan - 7

Paul, Samantha, Penelope, and Janine - 5

Micheal, Sampson, Jimmy, Susan, Jack, Gary, Stan, James, John, and Anna - 3 Full list under the cut

Drake - 1

Dan - 7

Joe - 2

Balise - 1

Mirabel - 2

Michael - 3

Igor - 1

Batly - 1

Es - 1 

Paul - 5

Ruth - 1

Keith - 1 

Sean - 1

Kristaal - 1

Damian - 1 

Samantha - 5

Fritz - 1

Arnold - 1

Gerri - 1

Julie - 1

Sampson - 3

Helen - 1

Colin - 1

Ben - 1

Henrietta - 2

Delta Von Tussel - 1

Trev - 1

Vanessa - 1

Kev - 1

Bev - 1

Giles - 1 

Nev - 1 

Jeffries - 2

Charlie - 2

Wycombe - 1

Penelope - 5

Wicks - 1

Celeste - 1

Jimmy - 3

Grimes - 1

Nathan - 1

Anne - 1

Marcus - 2

Bob - 2

Kyle - 1

Bobby - 2

Vivian - 1

Stevie - 2

Tony - 2

JR - 1

Celine - 1 

Randolph - 1

Susan - 3

Maria - 2

Ricky - 1

Clint - 1

Jack - 3

Elisa - 1

Shelly - 2 

Greg - 1

Benedict - 1

Janine - 5

Gary - 3

Gerald - 2

Claire - 1

Jessica - 2

Emile - 1

Julian - 1

Stan - 3

Melissa - 2

Suzanne - 2

Tom - 2

Busby - 1

Elizabeth - 1

Martin - 1

Jasper - 1

Petunia - 1

Sandra - 2

Haans - 1 

Bernie - 1

Clive - 1

Espanol - 1

Bod - 1

Beard - 1

Tim - 1

Doris - 1

Todd - 1

Arthur - 2

Lucrizieta - 1

Rambo - 2

Stitch - 2

Fergus - 1

Tommy - 2

Six - 1

Hendricks - 1

Eggbert - 1

Mischief - 1

Bigglesworth - 1

Shaggy - 1

Lenny - 1

Sam - 2

Fred - 1

Velma - 1

Margarite - 1

Jaconde - 1

Ruby doo - 1

Jason - 1

Lizzie - 1

Helga - 1

Jim - 1

Steve - 1

Mark - 1

Mike - 1

Raoul - 1

Clara - 1

Hope - 1

Benny - 1

Gilderoy - 2

Tracy - 1

Chris - 1

Terry - 1

Harold - 1

Johnny - 1

Michaela - 1

Ruffles - 1

Sparky - 1

Dame Frisky - 1

Diedre - 1

Martha - 2

Trevor - 1

Buttons - 1

Ronald - 1

Lucinda - 1

Jezebel - 1

Lionel - 1

Adelaide - 1

Jimbo Jumbo - 1

Joffrey - 1

Algenon - 1

Horatio - 1

Caleb - 1

Stone fist - 1

James - 3

Pameon - 1

Mori - 1

Tallulah ballulah - 1

Jane - 2

Cameron - 1

Willy Wonka - 1

Bertie - 2

Alfonz - 1

Griselda - 1

Percival - 1

Richard - 1

Rumpole - 1

Reginald - 1

Pauline -1

Jacob - 1

Mz - 1

Iain - 1

Clarice - 1

Jeepes - 1

Bill - 1

ASDA - 1

Oscar - 1

Cloud - 1

Smithers - 1

Vinnie - 1

Lucille - 1

Erik - 1

Becky - 1

Jethro - 1

Ron - 1

Billy - 1

Molly - 2

Walliam - 2

Karen - 1

Harry - 1

Shirley - 1

Barnaby - 1

Barbara - 2

Jeremy - 2

Federico - 1

Hugo - 1

Nelson - 1

Jinx - 1

Rebecca - 1

Petulia - 1

Crystal - 1

John - 3

Gina - 1

Michelle - 1

Sid - 1

Jillian - 2

Simon - 1

Ringo - 1

Marissa - 1

Jez - 1

Monica - 1

Romulus - 1

Bez - 1

Tarquin - 1

Miranda - 1

Louise - 1 

Anna - 3

Lilibel - 1

Caruthers - 1

Morecombe - 1 

H - 1

Freeze - 1

Jasmine - 1

High Q - 1 

Jemima - 1

Felix - 1

Felicity - 1

May - 1

Phil - 1

Ann - 1

Mabel - 1

Cilantro - 1

Jill - 2

Edwin - 1

Misty - 1

Jiminy - 1

David - 1

Ray - 1

Audrey - 1

Saul - 1

Denise - 1

Carl - 2

Nick - 1

Joanna - 1

Georgia - 1

Stephanie - 1

Jordan - 1

Sybil - 1

Mutant X - 1

Lawrence Dallaglio - 1

Andrew Garfield - 1

Jolene - 1

Jerry - 1

Cassandra - 1

Katie - 1

Jenny - 1

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'The Simpsons' Disneybriations

Ongoing, likely-inexhaustible compendium of edits applied after, to episodes produced and aired before, Disney acquired 'The Simpsons'.

Episode: 'Weekend at Burnsie's'

Edit: Homer does not smoke joint with Smithers; in the end, he is not lying to his family regarding smoking marijuana.

'The monkey suit'

Girl checks off 'kiss 100 boys' instead of '10,000'.

'Marge's son poisoning'

Milhouse does not say 'I will bring yu back eyecare pamphlets'.

'Ziff who came to dinner'

'Bubbles can burst?!' Homer does not say amidst Arnie's go-go '90s flashback.

'Fat man and little boy'

Sea captain does not get to respond 'I just want friends who are not work friends' to Bart's 'Viking funeral' because Bart does not say 'I really do not want to talk about it'.

'T.o.H. XVII'

In third act, Carl does Not start to take off his shoes, so Chief Wiggum does not say, 'shoes are part of uniform.'

'Homer Simpson this is your wife'

Homer not allowed to say 'you can see the soulless emptiness in Charlie Sheen's eyes'.

'Homer's paternity coot'

Edited out 'Well my hat size is six...'

H.S. 'Aaah! Wait -  is that small?'

'Smaller than average.'

H.S. 'Aaah!'

'Behind the laughter'

At end, the closed captions do not, yet in-episode voiceover does, name 'Southern Missouri' as opposed to 'Northern Kentucky' as The Simpsons' home state.

'Last temptation of Krusty'

Krusty is not given 5 minutes after schilling for the Canyonero - 'o I am not going back out there' to which stage manager would have said, 'No, 5 minutes to pack up your stuff and get out of here'.

'The wizard of evergreen terrace'

Carl: 'James Watt invented the steam engine.'

Homer: 'That's boring. Stop boring everybody.'

'T.o.H. iii'

'Doll without pity' 

Homer wraps up conversation with store's proprietor, who continues to pile on 'poison pills' to the sale terms before getting to say: 'I am going to go now.'

'Homie the Clown'

At the Ace awards, the presenter who knows Woody Allen is not allowed to identify himself as Dick Cavett.

'King-size Homer'

Edit removes gifting of perpetul motion toy from Lisa to Homer. He does not say: 'In this house, we obey the laws of physics!'

Also, he does not set up the toy to push the Y button or mention to Marge that he tripled his productivity by only typing 'Y' of 'Yes'.

'T.o.H. X'

'I know what you diddily-did' - Homer does not sing the Super Sugar Crisp theme song, only the phrase 'guess I forgot to put the fog-lights in' to its tune.

'T.o.H. XII'

'Hex and the city'

Lisa does her hoof scratch but Homer does not say, 'see, 2 means yes'.

'They saved Lisa's Brain'

Lenny does not say, 'If only I had somewhere to go' after illustrating the benefit of only red and yellow traffic lights.

'Bye-bye nerdie'

(Screenshot taken 2022-11-18 7.05.53 P.M.; no product placement in original...)

'Old-yeller belly'

'Hit her in the spleen with a frozen Jimmy Dean' from 'spleen with a broken tambourine'.

'Simple Simpson'

Homer says 'I cannot stand to serve anyone. I just can't!' instead of 'I'll serve anyone but the community!' and we are not allowed to see picture shown to Marge as 'proof' that Homie is not Pie-man.

[a-noone]

Turnabout Intruder

The episode Turnabout Intruder (AKA, that one time in canon that James Kirk was trans) really needs a do-over. 

I mean, the plot reads as follows:

Sapiosexual James Kirk has a long history of dating scientists. Some of them good, some of them evil. Dr. Lester, Jim’s ex, is of the latter variety, and decided to come out to the good Captain as trans by stealing his body and his identity. 

But also, I want the scene where James Kirk wakes up, puts his hands on his tits, and is like “What the hell?”

But also...

Redshirt: “You think you are the Captain? You are insane!”

Kirk (in Lester’s body): “Ok, that’s chill, Lt. Smithers, but can I get a binder? Also, executive level decision, this body is getting a buzz cut."

And also...  

Kirk: “Spock, you know the Captain better than anyone. What does your telepathic mind tell you now?”

Spock: “I believe you.”

Kirk: “So here’s what you do. Don’t try to bust me out. Just go and tell the crew that the James Kirk up there is an imposter, which you know because you did a mind meld thing. And once he’s in the brig, come back here, because there are three things I need to do.”

Spock: “Oh?”

Kirk: “One of them is a meatball sub. But the other two things are you and Doctor McCoy. At the same time.”

Spock: (almost eye-roll) “Jim...”