#James Smithers

[cyrano2021dirjoewright]

Paid @thelilnan hard earned money to draw marvel smithers and burns. No ragrets.

[oscarwetnwilde]

Victoria: Engine of Change (2016): James Wilby as Mr. Burns Sir Piers Gifford, on the railways.

[reppyy]

[jaspersmithers]

One of the actors from my ongoing October project.

[vintagetvstars]

Hot Vintage TV Ladies Bracket - Round 1

Round 1 (All polls)

Bea Arthur Vs. Bea Benaderet

Barbara Eden Vs. Kathryn Leigh Scott

Kellye Nakahara Vs. Janine Turner

Betty White Vs. Gracie Allen

Joely Richardson Vs. Miranda Richardson

Holland Taylor Vs. Joan Collins

Joan Chen Vs. Rachel Bilson

Lucille Ball Vs. Suzanne Pleshette

Angela Lansbury Vs. Eartha Kitt

Alex Kingston Vs. Julia Louis-Dreyfus

Gina Torres Vs. Sherilyn Fenn

Katee Sackhoff Vs. Geraldine James

Barbara Feldon Vs. Carol Cleveland

Amanda Tapping Vs. Nana Visitor

Amanda Randolph Vs. Barbara Mullen

Kate Jackson Vs. Kim Cattrall

Emma Thompson Vs. Penelope Keith

Rue McClanahan Vs. Barbara Stanwyck

Thalía Vs. Sheila Kuehl

Joan Bennett Vs. Grayson Hall

Julie Newmar Vs. Lalla Ward

Farrah Fawcett Vs. Catherine Bach

Diahann Carroll Vs. Siân Phillips

Mary Tyler Moore Vs. Jan Smithers

Nichelle Nichols Vs. Yvonne Craig

Carolyn Jones Vs. Lara Parker

Janet Hubert Vs. Marcia Strassman

Jackée Harry Vs. Dawn French

Tina Louise Vs. Linda Cristal

Eva Gabor Vs. Anne Francis

Lynda Carter Vs. Peggy Lipton

Courteney Cox Vs. Mädchen Amick

Vivica A Fox Vs. Julia Duffy

Valerie Harper Vs. Jaclyn Smith

Doris Day Vs. Dawn Wells

Debbie Allen Vs. Elizabeth Montgomery

Karyn Parsons Vs. Katy Manning

Deidre Hall Vs. Phyllis Logan

Jeri Ryan Vs. Mira Furlan

Lucy Lawless Vs. Claudia Black

Morena Baccarin Vs. Shannen Doherty

Jonelle Allen Vs. Francesca Annis

Jane Seymour Vs. Annette Crosbie

Diana Rigg Vs. Joanna Lumley

Melissa Joan Hart Vs. Lisa Robin Kelly

Lisa Bonet / Lilakoi Moon Vs. Lisa Hartman

Eliza Dushku Vs. Chloe Annett

Fran Drescher Vs. Mariska Hargitay

Lauren Graham Vs. Charisma Carpenter

Marlo Thomas Vs. Lily Tomlin

Connie Booth Vs. Barbara Billingsley

Gillian Anderson Vs. Alexandra Paul

Penny Johnson Jerald Vs. Mag Ruffman

Sarah Jessica Parker Vs. Judy Parfitt

Cicely Tyson Vs. Aimi MacDonald

Anna May Wong Vs. Peggy Ashcroft

Carol Burnett Vs. Elisabeth Sladen

Sarah Michelle Gellar Vs. Hattie Hayridge

Pamela Anderson Vs. Loretta Swit

Itatí Cantoral Vs. Audrey Meadows

Jane Krakowski Vs. Jennifer Aniston

Terry Farrell Vs. Nicole de Boer

Carole André Vs. Melissa Leo Vs. Sabrina Lloyd

Eve Arden Vs. Dorothy Provine Vs. Vivian Vance

[dannyreviews]

Golden Age of Hollywood Actors Born Before (And Including) 1936 Still Alive

This only includes actors that had at least one credited role in a Hollywood feature film or short up to 1959.

Elisabeth Waldo (b. 1918)

Caren Marsh Doll (b. 1919)

Patricia Wright (b. 1921)

Jacqueline White (b. 1922)

Annette Warren (b. 1922)

Ray Anthony (b. 1922)

Tommy Dix (b. 1923)

Eva Marie Saint (b. 1924)

Anne Vernon (b. 1924)

Maria Riva (b. 1924)

June Lockhart (b. 1925)

Lee Grant (b. 1925)

Peggy Webber (b. 1925)

Lise Bourdin (b. 1925)

Brigitte Auber (b. 1925)

Kerima (b. 1925)

Terry Kilburn (b. 1926) 

Marilyn Erskine (b. 1926)

Bambi Linn (b. 1926)

David Frankham (b. 1926)

Tommy Morton (b. 1926)

Jill Jarmyn (b. 1926)

Marilyn Knowlden (b. 1926)

Genevieve Page (b. 1927)

Donna Martell (b. 1927)

William Smithers (b. 1927)

Peter Walker (b. 1927)

H.M. Wynant (b. 1927)

Betty Harford (b. 1927)

Cora Sue Collins (b. 1927)

Marilyn Granas (b. 1927)

Ann Blyth (b. 1928)

Nancy Olson (b. 1928)

Peggy Dow (b. 1928)

Kathleen Hughes (b. 1928)

Colleen Townsend (b. 1928)

Marion Ross (b. 1928)

Gaby Rodgers (b. 1928)

Jan Shepard (b. 1928)

Walter Maslow (b. 1928)

Tom Troupe (b. 1928)

Sidney Kibrick (b. 1928)

Garry Watson (b. 1928)

Fay Chaldecott (b. 1928)

Mark Rydell (b. 1929)

Terry Moore (b. 1929)

Vera Miles (b. 1929)

Ann Robinson (b. 1929)

Liseotte Pulver (b. 1929)

James Hong (b. 1929)

Rachel Ames (b. 1929)

Olga James (b. 1929)

Michael Forest (b. 1929)

Vikki Dougan (b. 1929)

Steve Terrell (b. 1929)

Margaret Kerry (b. 1929)

James Congdon (b. 1929)

Betsy Gay (b. 1929)

Jack Betts (b. 1929)

Clint Eastwood (b. 1930)

Joanne Woodward (b. 1930)

Mara Corday (b. 1930)

Nita Talbot (b. 1930)

Taina Elg (b. 1930)

Robert Wagner (b. 1930)

John Astin (b. 1930)

Tommy Cook (b. 1930)

Mary Costa (b. 1930)

Lois Smith (b. 1930)

Will Hutchins (b. 1930)

Peggy King (b. 1930)

Lynn Hamilton (b. 1930)

Don Burnett (b. 1930)

Clark Burroughs (b. 1930)

Robert Hinkle (b. 1930)

Sheila Connolly (b. 1930)

Barbara Bestar (b. 1930)

Rita Moreno (b. 1931)

Leslie Caron (b. 1931)

Carroll Baker (b. 1931)

William Shatner (b. 1931)

Mamie Van Doren (b. 1931)

Robert Colbert (b. 1931)

Barbara Eden (b. 1931)

Angie Dickinson (b. 1931)

Claire Bloom (b. 1931)

Marianne Koch (b. 1931)

Sylvia Lewis (b. 1931)

Carmen De Lavallade (b. 1931)

Zohra Lampert (b. 1931)

Michael Dante (b. 1931)

Ann McCrea (b. 1931)

Jack Grinnage (b. 1931)

Maralou Gray (b. 1931)

Billy Mindy (b. 1931)

Sugar Dawn (b. 1931)

Joanne Arnold (b. 1931)

Joel Grey (b. 1932)

George Chakiris (b. 1932)

Felicia Farr (b. 1932)

Abbe Lane (b. 1932)

Steve Rowland (b. 1932)

Jacqueline Beer (b. 1932)

Colleen Miller (b. 1932)

Joanne Gilbert (b. 1932)

Olive Moorefield (b. 1932)

Neile Adams (b. 1932)

Jacqueline Duval (b. 1932)

Edna May Wonnacott (b. 1932)

Richard Tyler (b. 1932)

Mickey Roth (b. 1932)

Leon Tyler (b. 1932)

Peggy McIntyre (b. 1932)

Christiane Martel (b. 1932)

Elsa Cardenas (b. 1932)

Claude Bessy (b. 1932)

Kim Novak (b. 1933)

Julie Newmar (b. 1933)

Debra Paget (b. 1933)

Constance Towers (b. 1933)

Joan Collins (b. 1933)

Kathleen Nolan (b. 1933)

Brett Halsey (b. 1933)

Robert Fuller (b. 1933)

Pat Crowley (b. 1933)

Barrie Chase (b. 1933)

Jackie Joseph (b. 1933)

Geoffrey Horne (b. 1933)

Tsai Chin (b. 1933)

Lita Milan (b. 1933)

Vera Day (b. 1933)

Diana Darrin (b. 1933)

Ziva Rodann (b. 1933)

Jeanette Sterke (b. 1933)

Marti Stevens (b. 1933)

Annette Dionne (b. 1933)

Cecile Dionne (b. 1933)

Johnny Russell (b. 1933)

Patti Hale (b. 1933)

Gary Clarke (b. 1933)

Shirley MacLaine (b. 1934) 

Sophia Loren (b. 1934)

Shirley Jones (b. 1934)

Russ Tamblyn (b. 1934)

Pat Boone (b. 1934)

Audrey Dalton (b. 1934)

Claude Jarman Jr. (b. 1934)

Tina Louise (b. 1934)

Karen Sharpe (b. 1934)

Joyce Van Patten (b. 1934)

May Britt (b. 1934)

Joby Baker (b. 1934)

Jamie Farr (b. 1934)

Myrna Hansen (b. 1934)

Priscilla Morgan (b. 1934)

Aki Aeong (b. 1934)

Robert Fields (b. 1934)

Dani Crayne (b. 1934)

Donnie Dunagan (b. 1934)

Richard Hall (b. 1934)

Charles Bates (b. 1934)

Marilyn Horne (b. 1934)

Marilee Earle (b. 1934)

Rod Dana (b. 1935) 

Pippa Scott (b. 1935)

Ruta Lee (b. 1935)

Barbara Bostock (b. 1935)

Johnny Mathis (b. 1935)

Leslie Parrish (b. 1935)

Salome Jens (b. 1935)

Yvonne Lime (b. 1935)

Jean Moorehead (b. 1935)

Marco Lopez (b. 1935)

Joyce Meadows (b. 1935)

Christopher Severn (b. 1935)

Richard Nichols (b. 1935)

Carol Coombs (b. 1935)

Nino Tempo (b. 1935)

Patricia Prest (b. 1935)

Dawn Bender (b. 1935)

John Considine (b. 1935)

Jerry Farber (b. 1935)

Clyde Willson (b. 1935)

Bob Burns (b. 1935)

Susan Kohner (b. 1936)

Millie Perkins (b. 1936)

Burt Brickenhoff (b. 1936)

Mason Alan Dinehart (b. 1936)

Anna Maria Alberghetti (b. 1936)

Lisa Davis (b. 1936)

Joan O'Brien (b. 1936)

Richard Harrison (b. 1936)

Tommy Ivo (b. 1936)

John Wilder (b. 1936)

Gary Conway (b. 1936)

Michael Chapin (b. 1936)

Carol Morris (b. 1936)

Fernando Alvarado (b. 1936)

[experiment31e]

Do y'all like stories about a girlboss mad scientist who has autism and social anxiety and likes committing acts of hubris?

Do y'all like creepy atmospheric podcasts that sound old-timey and from an alternate timeline?

Do y’all like Frankenstein but wish it had a lot more LGBTQ+ characters and a cat?

Have we got a podcast for you!

Experiment 31E is a new(ish) podcast. Season one wrapped in April, and all twelve episodes are available to binge now.

What’s it about?

Experiment 31E is a Frankenstein-inspired, speculative fiction podcast set during an alternate version of the Victorian era that follows the recorded notes of a scientist who is performing a dangerous experiment. As she seeks to perfect her formula and find a suitable specimen for testing, unexpected threats rear their heads while her own motives lurk in the dark.

Now, you might be wondering a few things:

First—how alternate is this version of the Victorian era? Well, some things are the same, some things are different. This story takes place in an alternate timeline, and the differences in the timeline will become more prominent as the story progresses.

Second—is this sci-fi? Fantasy? Horror? It’s a bit of all of them, actually. We use the broad genre label “speculative fiction” because this story features elements from science fiction, fantasy, horror, alternate history, and a smidge of steampunk. There are strange inventions but also alchemy and magic. It is not scary or gory, but it has a sinister air to it. It explores issues of identity, ethics, and mortality, not shying away from the darker aspects of humanity. There are moments of levity, but this is a story where the main character is experimenting on corpses, so it’s not exactly a tale for children.

Third—so…is this just a retelling of Frankenstein? Nope! The bones of this story owe a lot to Mary Shelley’s novel in that it features a scientist trying to reanimate dead matter (there’s also a…let’s say secondary meaning to “Frankenstein-inspired” that you will discover later in season one). But this isn’t just Frankenstein in the Victorian era with a female protagonist. While there will be some similarities (and allusions), this is not the same story.

Who are the characters?

This is a story with a single narrator, a bit like the early days of Welcome to Night Vale. However, there are several secondary characters vital to the plot.

Victoria “Vic” Corvino Trafford, aka The Scientist: The morally gray protagonist and narrator, Vic is an American who inherited a manor belonging to her late father’s family in England. She has been living there for two years at the start of the story. She’s autistic, asexual, gender nonconforming, and most importantly, a James Clark Ross fangirl. She enjoys tinkering in her laboratory, avoiding people, and trying to resurrect the dead. Vic believes in science, not magic, but is willing to give anything a try for her experiment. She is also quite handy with a knife.

John, aka The Boy: John is a stoker from Manchester who used to work in the cotton mills but now works as Vic’s assistant. He’s the Igor to her Frankenstein, the Smithers to her Mr. Burns. He’s assisted her for the two years she has been in England, but she still calls him The Boy. He’s a bit of a yes-man, but there’s more to him than first meets the eye.

Solomon and Rahul: Partners in business and in life, Solomon and Rahul are a perfect balance to each other. Sol can get a bit too hyper-focused, while Rahul is a tad chaotic, but together they equal 1 Functional Person. They run a jewelry store in Manchester—which is actually a front for their alchemy shop in the back room. They are some of the few people Vic trusts enough to tell about her experiment.

Herman: Herman is The Worstᵀᴹ. He’s a resurrectionist, aka a body-snatcher. He digs up fresh corpses and sells them to Vic for her experiments. Vic hates him, but he’s a necessary evil for her purposes.

Vic’s Mother: Vic’s mother is dead, but her influence on her daughter’s life still resonates. Vic’s mother was a scientist herself, and she used to tell Vic fantastical stories about impossible things that inspired Vic’s inventions.

Lydia: The overseer of Vic’s estate back in America. She was once friends with Vic’s mother before working for the household. She’s highly reliable and knows all the family secrets.

Lady Carmichael: An old friend of Vic’s father. She writes letters to Vic and invites her to a ball. Vic would rather eat coal than attend.

Stove: A cat.

Who made this?

Experiment 31E is an independent podcast written, performed, and edited by Lauren Triola. This is her first time making a podcast, so admittedly there was a learning curve when it comes to voice acting and sound editing, but she’s been writing stories for as long as she can remember. Lauren is autistic and asexual, just like the protagonist, and she has a complicated relationship with gender that inspired Vic being gender nonconforming. Lauren is also a bit of a history nerd—people obsessed with the Franklin Expedition might be familiar with her series of blog posts about John Torrington. Most of the music featured in the podcast was written by Lauren’s sister, Shannon, while a few of the simpler themes were written by Lauren. Lauren also runs all the social media sites and is writing this post (hi!).

Who is this for?

Excellent question!

Obviously, fans of Frankenstein will probably enjoy this story, as will people who enjoy retellings or remixes of Frankenstein, like Mackenzi Lee’s This Monstrous Thing. If you love the character Jack from Seanan McGuire’s Wayward Children series then you will most likely love Vic as well, since she is very similar to Jack—as in I-did-not-realize-how-similar-until-it-was-too-late-Seanan-please-don’t-sue similar (basically they’re both a combination of queer/neurodivergent with mad scientist, so if that’s your very specific trope, you’ll love it).

If you participate in Tumblr’s annual book club of Dracula Daily, or listen to the podcast @re-dracula, then you’ll probably enjoy Experiment 31E too. It’s got a classical literature horror feel to it, with an eerie atmospheric sound.

Fans of AMC’s The Terror may enjoy the mix of speculative fiction and history. There are plenty of historical Easter eggs in this podcast—including some references to polar exploration and the Franklin Expedition. While this story takes place a couple years before the expedition, the writer of this podcast is quite obsessed with Franklin and Co., so expect mentions of some crew members to pop up here and there.

If you enjoy Mike Flanagan’s horror-with-feelings style of writing, like Midnight Mass or Haunting of Hill House, then you might enjoy this too. Experiment 31E isn’t straight up horror like the shows in the Flanaverse, but it’s got some philosophical musings on life and death that wouldn’t be out of place in Flanagan’s work.

All in all, this is a story for anyone who likes creepy things. It’s for anyone who likes protagonists who aren’t completely good or evil but fall somewhere in between. It’s for anyone who has ever felt different or been told that there is something wrong with them. Most importantly, it’s for anyone who wants to hear a mad scientist cackle as they defy the laws of nature and bring something unholy back from the dead.

So give it a listen!

Thanks for reading this far! We hope you give Experiment 31E a try! Check out our trailer for season one below:

[leviiackrman]

OCS AS CHARACTERS;

Rules: take this quiz and share 5 (or more or less) results from the top 50 that you feel really fit your oc(s). If you don’t recognise many from the top 50, feel free to expand to the top 100

Was tagged by my darling @corvosattano to do this INSANELY fun quiz game for my kiddies!! Thank you sm macy, this is so much friggin fun!!

Tagging: @chuckhansen @sstewyhosseini @risingsh0t @florbelles @confidentandgood @indorilnerevarine @denerims @marivenah @liurnia @jacobseed @jendoe @phillipsgraves @benningsthing @jinfromyarikawa @baldurrs @fenharel @simonxriley @queennymeria @shellibisshe @roofgeese @nokstella @noonfaerie @detectivelokis + @unholymilf

Pippin Took - Lord of the Rings

Sasha Braus - Attack on Titan (!!!!!)

Naruto Uzumaki - Naruto

Simba - The Lion King

Littlefoot - The Land Before Time

Miranda Priestly - The Devil Wears Prada

Carolyn Martens - Killing Eve

Sansa Stark - Game of Thrones

Blair Waldorf - Gossip Girl

Hans Gruber - Die Hard

Chien-Po - Mulan

Cameron James - 10 Things I Hate About You

Flounder - The Little Mermaid

Forrest Gump - Forrest Gump

Charles Boyle - Brooklyn 99

Light Yagami - Death Note

Dr. Hannibal Lecter - The Silence of the Lambs

Chuck Bass - Gossip Girl

Palpatine - Star Wars

Cersei Lannister - Game of Thrones

Ferris Bueller - Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

Dash Parr - The Incredibles

Jack Sparrow - Pirates of the Caribbean

Holly Golightly - Breakfast at Tiffany’s

George Weasley - Harry Potter

Waylon Smithers - The Simpson’s

Charlie Kelmeckis - The Perks of Being a Wallflower

Dr. John Watson - Sherlock

Chidi Anagonye - The Good Place

Dana Polk - Cabin in the Woods

[brucefromfamilyguy]

you're a man

Bruce is a major recurring character on Family Guy, known for his various jobs.

Bruce rarely appeared at all in the first three seasons of the show, but has become a recurring character since the show returned from cancellation.

He first appeared as the clerk of a horror novelty shop in "Chitty Chitty Death Bang". In "The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire", he teaches a CPR course at the Quahog Community Center. His name was first revealed when he appeared as a member of the school board committee of James Woods Regional High School in "No Chris Left Behind". This position was implied when he heard the name change proposal to Martin Luther King, Jr. Memorial High School sought by Shauna Parks and Brian Griffin in "Peter's Got Woods".

He appear as a Tetris piece in "Prick Up Your Ears" and as a medium in "Petergeist". He worked for Exotic Entertainment.

In "Road to the Multiverse", he performs "It’s A Wonderful Day for Pie" as a parody of Tinker Bell in the Disney-style universe.

He is Peter Griffin's lawyer for his trial in the accused murder of his wife Lois in "Stewie Kills Lois". He calls Jeffrey about Stewie in "Lois Kills Stewie", and about Peter's mustache in "McStroke".

In "Boys Do Cry", he offers communion wafers with wine. He explicitly warns Stewie not to drink the wine.

In "Baby Not On Board", he is a masseuse.

He appeared at O.J. Simpson's welcome party in "The Juice Is Loose", and joins the mob that chases him out of town.

In "Peter's Two Dads", he is the therapist who helps Peter realize that Francis Griffin is not his biological father.

He debates which groceries to leave behind while in the ten items or less line in "Brian Sings and Swings".

It has been hinted that he may be homosexual throughout the series, such as in "McStroke" when a mustachioed Peter walks by. He has a friend named Jeffrey and in "Road to the North Pole", he declares in "All I Really Want For Christmas" that he wants to marry Jeffrey. Seth MacFarlane confirmed Bruce's homosexuality in an interview with LGBT website The Backlot, citing him as an example of a positive gay character on the show.

In "The Splendid Source", it is revealed that he works at the bowling alley, selling rental shoes. He is one of the people to whom the dirty joke is traced. It s revealed he also has a pet rabbit named Steven.

He plays Greedo in Blue Harvest and Admiral Piett in Something, Something, Something, Dark Side.

In "Tales of a Third Grade Nothing", he seems to be the only one who enjoyed the performance of "Guys & Dolls". He also enjoys ginger ale.

He is the announcer of Lois Griffin's boxing match against Deirdre Jackson in "Baby, You Knock Me Out".

He is an alcoholic, participating in Alcoholics Anonymous meetings Peter attends in "Friends of Peter G".

Bruce can be seen as Stewie rides through town under Brian's car in "Family Guy Viewer Mail No. 2".

The uncensored version of "Ratings Guy" includes a scene of Peter getting a haircut from Bruce, who shaves a misshapen, deformed penis into the back of his head. When Peter questions it, Bruce runs out crying, noting that some people have had an accident.

Bruce is teamed up with Bonnie Swanson in the three-legged race in "He's Bla-ack!".

In the courtroom scene in "The Simpsons Guy", the openly gay Bruce is seated next to the closeted gay Waylon Smithers.

Throughout the series, Mike Henry has given certain anthropomorphic creatures such as Jaws and a Xenomorph the same voice as he's given Bruce.

Bruce is revealed to be 52 in "Underage Peter", having told Jeffrey that he was 39.

In "Married...With Cancer", Bruce officiates Brian's wedding and remarks that it's another wedding he has to watch. He makes his intentions of marriage known to Jeffrey who nervously looks away.

Bruce and the Kool-Aid Man swap bodies in "Switch the Flip". He also has a crowd scene cameo in "No Giggity, No Doubt".

Under pressure from his parents Phil & Candy Straight, Bruce proposes to Meg in "Meg's Wedding". She refuses to acknowledge that he's gay at first, but stops the ceremony and admits she's aware after finding pictures in his phone. He is forced to not only confront his parents, but proposes and marries his long-time boyfriend Jeffery.

Episode Appearances

FG103 "Chitty Chitty Death Bang"

FG207 "The King Is Dead"

FG309 "Mr. Saturday Knight"

FG405 "The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire"

FG411 "Peter's Got Woods"

FG419 "Brian Sings and Swings"

FG423 "Deep Throats"

FG425 "You May Now Kiss the...Uh...Guy Who Receives"

FG426 "Petergeist"

FG427 "Untitled Griffin Family History" (as ancestor Tobi)

FG508 "Barely Legal"

FG510 "Peter's Two Dads"

FG515 "Boys Do Cry"

FG516 "No Chris Left Behind"

FG601 Blue Harvest (as Greedo)

FG604 "Stewie Kills Lois"

FG605 "Lois Kills Stewie"

FG608 "McStroke"

FG704 "Baby Not On Board"

FG706 "Tales of a Third Grade Nothing"

FG709 "The Juice Is Loose"

FG710 "FOX-y Lady"

FG714 "We Love You, Conrad" (uncensored version)

FG801 "Road to the Multiverse"

FG808 "Dog Gone"

FG812 "Extra Large Medium"

FG813 "Go, Stewie, Go!"

FG819 "The Splendid Source"

FG820 Something, Something, Something, Dark Side (as Captain/Admiral Piett)

FG905 "Baby, You Knock Me Out"

FG907 "Road to the North Pole"

FG909 "New Kidney in Town" (mentioned)

FG911 "Friends of Peter G"

FG913 "Trading Places"

FG1001 "Lottery Fever"

FG1012 "Livin' on a Prayer"

FG1017 "Forget-Me-Not"

FG1018 "You Can't Do That On Television, Peter"

FG1021 "Tea Peter"

FG1022 "Family Guy Viewer Mail No. 2"

FG1102 "Ratings Guy"

FG1108 "Jesus, Mary & Joseph" (as the Angel of the Lord)

FG1112 "Valentine's Day in Quahog"

FG1116 "12 and a Half Angry Men"

FG1119 "Save the Clam"

FG1201 "Finders Keepers"

FG1210 "Grimm Job" (in fairy tale)

FG1220 "He's Bla-ack!"

FG1221 "Chap Stewie"

FG1301 "The Simpsons Guy"

FG1316 "Roasted Guy"

FG1403 "Guy, Robot"

FG1404 "Peternormal Activity" (uncensored version)

FG1414 "Underage Peter"

FG1502 "Bookie of the Year"

FG1516 "Saturated Fat Guy"

FG1605 "Three Directors"

FG1613 "V is for Mystery"

FG1617 "Switch the Flip"

FG1701 "Married...With Cancer"

FG1702 "Dead Dog Walking"

FG1703 "Pal Stewie" (heard)

FG1712 "Bri, Robot" (mentioned

FG1715 "No Giggity, No Doubt"

FG1717 "Island Adventure"

FG1803 "Absolutely Babulous" (mentioned)

FG1805 "Cat Fight"

FG1807 "Heart Burn"

FG1816 "Start Me Up"

FG1818 "Better Off Meg"

FG1819 "Holly Bibble"

FG1902 "The Talented Mr. Stewie"

FG1903 "Boys & Squirrels"

FG1905 "La Famiglia Guy"

FG1906 "Meg's Wedding"

FG1907 "Wild Wild West"

FG1914 "The Marrying Kind"

FG2006 "Cootie & the Blowhard"

FG2007 "Peterschmidt Manor"

FG2008 "The Birthday Bootlegger"

FG2014 "HBO-No"

FG2015 "Hard Boiled Meg"

FG2016 "Prescription Heroine"

FG2101 "Oscars Guy"

FG2115 "Adoptation"

FG2117 "A Bottle Episode"

FG2201 "Fertilized Megg"

FG2203 "A 'Stache from the Past"

FG2209 "The Return of the King (of Queens)"

[bravecrab]

With the current genocide happening in Palestine, I want to offer some book recommendations. Not specifically on the historic and ongoing struggles of Palestinians, but in regards to the bigger picture of colonialist imperialism.

"How To Hide An Empire: A History of The Greater United States" - Daniel Immerwhal

"Astrotopia: The Dangerous Religion Of The Corporate Space Race" - Mary-Jane Rubenstein

"Lies, Damned Lies: A Personal Exploration Of The Impact Of Colonialism" - Claire G. Coleman

"How Europe Underdeveloped Africa" - Walter Rodney & Vincent Harding

"Reclaiming Two-Spirits: Sexuality, Spiritual Renewal & Sovereignty In Native America" - Gregory D. Smithers

"Hitler's American Model: The United States And The Making Of Nazi Race Law" - James Q. Whitman

"We Had A Little Real Estate Problem" - Kliph Nesteroff

"The Looting Machine: Warlords, Oligarchs, Corporations, Smugglers, And The Theft Of Africa's Wealth" - Tom Burgis

A couple fiction books:

"Terra Nullius" - Claire G. Coleman, uses Alien Invasion Sci Fi to discuss the Aboriginal perspective of Colonialism.

"The Island of Doctor Moreau" - H.G. Wells, is all about settler colonialism and forced assimilation of the natives, using the scientific hubris of trying to turn animals into people as the metaphor.

A couple books that the first chapter is the important part for this topic:

"Convict Colony: The Remarkable Story Of The Fledgling Settlement The Survivors The Odds" - David Hill. The early chapters focus on the practice of the British to criminalise the poor, and then punish them by sending them to work the colonies. Displacement begets displacement.

"Less is More: How Regrowth Will Save The World" - Jason Hickel. Great book, would recommend reading all of it, but the early chapter that explains the history of capitalism, also includes information on the Enclosure Movement that displaced people from their land in the UK, either sending them into the factories of the industrial revolution, or overseas to the colonies, and how this all ties to the model of infinite growth that we now find ourselves.

Books I'm currently reading, but seem very relevant to our current hell world:

"Chokepoint Capitalism: How Big Tech and Big Content Captured Creative Labor Markets And How We'll Win Them Back" - Cory Doctorow & Rebecca Giblin. How corporations crush and control labour markets is not a separate issue in a world where nations value themselves based on their GDP value.

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[nthexplzn]

Oc’s!!

HAI :3 HERE R ALL OF MY OCS!! (my main ones)

Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure 

Juno Shortstin (Phantom Blood)

Phillip Shortstin (Battle Tendency)

Iris R. Shortstin ( Stardust Crusaders)

Myles (Stardust Crusaders)

Daiki (Diamond is Unbreakable)

Bolognese (Golden Wind)

Bugia Canzoni (Golden Wind)

Katz(Golden Wind)

Agnello(Golden Wind)

Delphi(Golden Wind)

Romeo(Golden Wind)

Rigatoni(Golden Wind)

Scivere(Golden Wind)

Nuotare(Golden Wind)

Maritozzi(Golden Wind)

Caprese (Golden Wind)

Jahmir Shortstin (Stone Ocean)

James S. Shortstin (Steel Ball Run) 

Romeo (Steel Ball Run)

Fankids (with canon characters)

Calimari

Balena

Lido

Soppre

Stracchino

Mandorla

Triplo

Cannoli 

Company & Co.

Grim

Roro

James

Fleur

Bruce

Veronica

Jason & Lila

Ophelia

RoseMary

FrothWave

Scott Ravenge 

Orson Smithers

Ludd Strammenheim

Dallas Offset

Jebel

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I'd love to hear about the various Bond x AR AUs!

My Bond Alex rider crossover feels! Let me show you!!!!

Aka I read this double drabble and promptly lost my mind. I just need Alex having adults around him who understand and also, you know, absolutely refuse to let this happen to a child, and if it has to, only with support and only if it's his choice. And the power and skills and connections to make that happen. Also, Bond and Alex would get along like a house on fire. What with, you know, their fondness for chaos (except in plot bunny where a bond who is retired from the field and has become Alex's handler and is convinced that Alex is punishment for all his sins)

The flavors are (all with like, background yalex if not explicitly stated)

The first one has some suicidal ideation, so just a heads up. An AU where skeleton Key happens like, immediately after s2 of the TV show so Alex doesn't have time to look into scorpia and the stuff with Sarov FUCKS HIM UP. Felix, James' CIA buddy, takes one look at the small traumatized british teenager and drops him off on a retired bond's dock (this would be pre-no time to die proper, when james actually spends several years retired in jamaica) and tells bond to, you know, fix whatever the fuck it is MI6 has done to this teen. Bond is annoyed at first but quickly realizes that Felix wasn't exaggerating and something is wrong. When he finds Alex sitting at the dining room table in the middle of the night with Bond's gun he's like "oh fuck" and asks Alex what he can do to help. Alex tells him he wants to talk to Yassen (because, you konw, he needs to talk to someone who actually knew his dad). Bond isn't thrilled, but like, goes and get Alex his emotional support assassin. This probably ends up with Yalex and bond being disapproving in the background and Yassen and bond having to work together to figure out how to get Alex out of MI6 clutches

Bond is mandatory medical leave when he spots Yassen Gregorovich clearly tailing someone. He follows Gregorovich and discovers that he's stalking a teenager. Yassen disappears when he's been made, and Bond approaches Alex, who has a breakdown upon hearing that, you know, Yassen is actually following him. Meanwhile, bond is like, you are 16 we are getting you out of this and Yassen interrupts them during this discussion because, you know, the LAST thing Alex needs is a 00 in his life, so clearly it's kidnapping time. This one just kind of...fizzled out and I got distracted by other stuff

Alex disappears after s2, and Bond is tasked with, you know, recovering the missing agent. Bond is NOT PLEASED about the fact that they have a 16 year old agent (not is Q or M). So just bond trying to find Alex, figuring out the bullshit that Alex has been through, and Alan Blunt gets what's coming to him.

Q gets kidnapped, Alex gets involved trying to stop it and gets himself grabbed as well, and Yassen and James have to work together to rescue them. Includes Q's horrified realization that this is a baby Bond, and his offense when he's called a baby smithers is only mollified when Alex corrects himself by calling him a grown up kyra. Also, a scene with James and Yassen looking at each other when an alarm goes off and asking "yours or mine?" and not sure who is responsible only for there to be an explosion in the distance and Yassen going "that one was mine"

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Hot Vintage TV Women's Bracket - List of the Ladies!

As promised below is a full list of all 130 women in the Hot Vintage TV Women's Tournament! Thank you to everyone who submitted their favs!

Just a brief bit of cleanup before the list. Thank you for all the submissions. If your submission didn't make it into the bracket or some of your propaganda isn't used know that I still appreciated the submission even if we weren't able to use it. Some things got cut for being outside the bounds of the tournament, some things got cut because the links were broken, etc. Anything I wasn't sure about got brought to family and friends for a second opinion. I did my best to keep as much in as possible but some things just ended up leaning too far outside of our criteria. If you notice some stuff that seems outside the criteria slip by it's because I tried to be very generous so as long as something wasn't obviously outside of our time period or rules I usually gave it a pass.

Anyway, I am working on the bracket as we speak and apologize in advance cause I don't think there's any way to make round 1 completely painless, as you'll see we have a pretty stacked line-up so I'm excited to see how things work out! Enjoy and see you all on Monday April 15th for round one of the Hot Vintage TV Women's Bracket!

Eartha Kitt

Dawn French

Julia Louis-Dreyfus

Nichelle Nichols

Loretta Swit

Joan Bennett

Mary Tyler Moore

Yvonne Craig

Barbara Stanwyck

Lara Parker

Bea Arthur

Barbara Feldon

Rue McClanahan

Lynda Carter

Kellye Nakahara

Jan Smithers

Elisabeth Sladen

Diana Rigg

Janet Hubert

Carol Burnett

Jackée Harry

Betty White

Gillian Anderson

Anne Francis

Peggy Lipton

Eliza Dushku

Joan Chen

Terry Farrell

Gina Torres

Catherine Bach

Tina Louise

Carolyn Jones

Dawn Wells

Vivica A Fox

Mariska Hargitay

Deidre Hall

Aimi MacDonald

Carol Cleveland

Valerie Harper

Lisa Hartman

Julie Newmar

Fran Drescher

Melissa Joan Hart

Mira Furlan

Nana Visitor

Claudia Black

Courteney Cox

Sarah Jessica Parker

Jane Krakowski

Sarah Michelle Gellar

Sherilyn Fenn

Eve Arden

Elizabeth Montgomery

Marlo Thomas

Lucy Lawless

Joanna Lumley

Barbara Eden

Kathryn Leigh Scott

Grayson Hall

Eva Gabor

Siân Phillips

Shannen Doherty

Lisa Robin Kelly

Debbie Allen

Lisa Bonet / Lilakoi Moon

Rachel Bilson

Karyn Parsons

Jane Seymour

Jonelle Allen

Julia Duffy

Lalla Ward

Miranda Richardson

Mag Ruffman

Penelope Keith

Carole André

Amanda Tapping

Lucille Ball

Nicole de Boer

Jeri Ryan

Penny Johnson Jerald

Katy Manning

Charisma Carpenter

Morena Baccarin

Katee Sackhoff

Janine Turner

Marcia Strassman

Farrah Fawcett

Kate Jackson

Jaclyn Smith

Lily Tomlin

Melissa Leo

Sabrina Lloyd

Joan Collins

Diahann Carroll

Jennifer Aniston

Pamela Anderson

Alexandra Paul

Chloe Annett

Hattie Hayridge

Thalía

Itatí Cantoral

Connie Booth

Linda Cristal

Doris Day

Angela Lansbury

Dorothy Provine

Vivian Vance

Suzanne Pleshette

Bea Benaderet

Gracie Allen

Amanda Randolph

Anna May Wong

Sheila Kuehl

Barbara Billingsley

Barbara Mullen

Phyllis Logan

Annette Crosbie

Geraldine James

Audrey Meadows

Peggy Ashcroft

Holland Taylor

Emma Thompson

Judy Parfitt

Francesca Annis

Mädchen Amick

Joely Richardson

Alex Kingston

Cicely Tyson

Lauren Graham

Kim Cattrall

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Manhunt trio at Bullworth part 4 baby!!!!!!

This took way too long, not sure if any of you remember this.

It is also available on my ao3 if you'd prefer to read it there.

Yelling broke through quietness of the boys' dorm. Several loud bangs woke Danny up, fear surged through his body, realizing why there was banging on the door.

"Leo Kasper! James Earl Cash! Get your asses out here!" Danny scrabbled to get up. He looked around the room, only seeing Cash seemingly sleeping in his bed.

The door slammed open, two officers storming inside. Danny quickly stood, eyeing the still sleeping Cash.

"Are you Daniel Lamb?" The shorter officer asked. Danny only nodded. The taller officer made his way to Cash's bed, roughly grabbing his shoulder and pulling him up. Cash quickly woke up, throwing a punch to the officer holding him. The man fell against Cash's bed, holding his now bloodied nose.

"Fuck! Martinez, get in here!" A bigger officer stormed in, quickly grabbing Cash and slamming him against a wall. Cash fought against him, but it was no use. The shorter officer put handcuffs on him, then pushed him out of the tiny room.

"Do you know anything about the murders of Raiden Hall and the assault of Simon Masters?" Danny shook his head, fear flowing through him; he felt stuck to his bed. The short officer eyed him suspiciously, seemingly not believing him.

"Are you sure, kid? If you're lying, you'll get locked up like those assholes for a long time, and you don't want that, do you?" Danny shook his head, wishing this inntargation would end. The officer gave him one last look before leaving.

"Smithers! Get a patrol gathered, Leo Kasper is still at large."

Danny's head swam with various thoughts, he hadn't even noticed Leo wasn't in the room when the officers busted in. Where could he have gone? There wasn't many hiding spots on campus, unless he'd managed to somehow get outside.

As he sat running through the possible hiding places Leo could be, a knock on his door broke through the silence in the room, making him jump.

"Who is it?" He asked, eyeing the door.

"It's Janet Rodgers, from the school paper? I interviewed you about getting honors in English two years ago?" Danny slowly stood from his bed. Was she here to write a story about Cash and Leo? Was she trying to interview him to know more about them?

"Come in." The door slowly opened, revealing Janet. She had a worried expression on her face.

"I thought girls weren't allowed in here?" Janet sighed, shutting the door behind her; it was then when he noticed the bag in her hand.

"The police want the boys and girls together to hopefully reduce the chances of one us getting murdered." Danny only nodded, pulling out the desk chair for her to sit. She took the seat while Danny took his place back on his bed.

Are you rooming with me?" Janet shook her head.

"No. I'm rooming with Brad and Kat; they didn't want any of us staying with you in fear of Leo coming back, or even Cash." He understood why, Leo was pretty shifty, if anyone could figure out how to get back in here without being detected, it was him.

"I don't think Cash- or Leo, would hurt a woman." Janet gave him a skeptical look.

"Was Cash the main perpetrator? Danny, if you know something you can't keep it to yourself." He froze, looking like a deer in headlights.

"I-I don't know anything besides what you guys know." Janet didn't seem satisfied by his words.

"Daniel," she said, suddenly standing and gripping his shoulder. "Please say something if you know something; don't get yourself dragged into this." Danny couldn't move again, he felt frozen to his bed. Janet had a desperate look on her face.

"Did you, fuck, did you just come in here to see if knew I anything?" Janet's face lit up; she stood and let go of Danny's shoulder.

"Partly. You are the closest one to them, nobody likes Leo and Cash hardly even speaks to anyone, I just wanted to know if you knew anything. I also wanted to know if you were ok, this situation is probably super stressful." Stessful was an understatement, he'd never been so anxious in his entire life.

"Just because I live with them, doesn't mean I know either of them. Cash is just as much of mystery to you as to me, Leo, well, he's an asshole but anyone could tell you that." That was lie, partly, he knew little things about him others didn't; the extremely subtle ways to tell if he was happy or that he cared, like how he'd grab the back of his collar and push him to his side to avoid getting ran over by other students.

"Just be careful, he's only murdered two people but he could easily kill someone else if he somehow gets out of police custody." Two? He had only murdered Raiden-

"He killed someone else?" Danny couldn't believe what he was hearing, but Cash had told him Simon wasn't dead.

"Last night, yes. They found Simon's body this morning; looked like they had fight before he died." Danny went pale; Cash had told him that he was still alive, and the one of the officers that had barged in said assault not murder; maybe the Bullworth PD was just trying to make sure the students didn't freak out even more.

When he looked at Janet, she had a suspicious look on her face; like she wanted to pry further but was worried what the outcome would be. Danny was scared, he suddenly stood up, making Janet jump. He gave her a small apology before pacing around the room.

"Daniel, are you ok?" Danny quickly glanced at her before returning to his pacing; he felt like he was going to have a panic attack.

"I-" He stopped. He tried speaking again, but couldn't. It felt like his throat was closing up. He watched Cash murder a man without even knowing it.

"How do you know this? How'd you find out?" Janet looked at her hands, trying to find the right words. Daniel clutched his hands on the back of his neck, he felt like he was going to throw up. He couldn't get over the fact that Cash actually killed a man in front of him, and also lied about killing him; though a part of him kept thinking that maybe, just maybe, Cash did it on accident, not meaning to.

"I heard a couple officers whispering about it while they were making us pack up to come over here. I've only told you and Helen. Obviously they don't want us knowing because it would cause a riot." Danny just nodded. Janet watched him intently, looking at the way he was becoming more pale and the way he looked sick.

Yeah. All hell would break loose." Especially with Leo on the loose, knowing him, he'd probably come back to savor the chaos being brought upon Bullworth.

"Seems like it already has here, you boys are unruly right now." Danny couldn't even bring himself to give her a dry laugh. But she was right, there were arguments being started left and right between students, prefects and officers. Some demanded to let off campus, others wanted less officers breathing down their necks.

"What the fuck!" Noise erupted from the hallway, multiple bangs being heard outside of Danny's door.

"A fucking prefect!?" Oh shit. More shouting and bangs were heard in the hall. Janet stood from her seat, moving towards the door.

"Oh god. What the hell is going on out there?" Danny put his back against the wall, intently watching the door.

A few minutes later, the door swung open, a girl Danny recognized but forgot the name of, comes rushing in. She quickly slammed the door closed, joining Janet by the desk.

"The hell is going on, Sam?" Sam took a seat on Leo's bed, a scared look on her face.

"It's damn tiny warzone out there; I was just hanging out with Catherine and Jane in the common area, then all the sudden, a screaming match broke out between Aaron and one of the officers, then his dumbass and punched the officer. And of course, all the other idiots started throwing punches too." Danny and Janet weren't surprised, if one person starts a fight, others will join in. It basically apart of Bullworth culture.

"Are Cat and Jane alright?" Sam nodded, her eyes widened when she realized that Danny there.

"You've been hanging with the guy who lives with freaks?" Danny felt offended, it wasn't his fault he got roomed together with them. It wasn't like Starkweather let them switch rooms.

"It's not my fault!" Janet grabbed Sam's arm, throwing a glare her way.

"Calm down, we don't need a fight in here. Now, are Jane and Cat ok?" Sam simply nodded, looking away from Danny.

"Yes. They went with Victor to his room." Janet sighs. This is out of control, and Danny feared it was only going to get worse. Maybe he could try escaping like Leo did. How the hell did he even get out? That one question kept tripping him up.

"You should stay with me and Rick, it's not safe with Danny." 'What the hell did I do?' Was all Danny could think. So he's automatically a physcopath because he lived with two of them?

"Hey! Danny just lived with them, doesn't mean he's a freak as far as we know!" Janet defends. Well, she did say as far as they knew, but he'd take that.

"So!? Even so, that freak Leo could come back and try and murder him. You want to risk that?" That was one thing he hadn't thought of, Leo trying to kill him. He'd be lying if he said the thought didn't frighten him.

"I'm not staying with him, I was just making sure he was ok! Michael already agreed to let me stay with him!" Her friend seemed to chill a little upon hearing that. Still, she glared at Danny before grabbing Janet's hand, pulling her towards the door.

"Come on, Jan." Janet protested against being pulled out the room, but there was nothing she could do. Danny just watched as she was dragged out, giving him a quick goodbye before the door slammed shut.

Danny just stood there, looking at the door. As if Janet or Leo, or even Cash would just enter right that second. He needed a way out of here, this was torture.

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'The Simpsons' Disneybriations

Ongoing, likely-inexhaustible compendium of edits applied after, to episodes produced and aired before, Disney acquired 'The Simpsons'.

Episode: 'Weekend at Burnsie's'

Edit: Homer does not smoke joint with Smithers; in the end, he is not lying to his family regarding smoking marijuana.

'The monkey suit'

Girl checks off 'kiss 100 boys' instead of '10,000'.

'Marge's son poisoning'

Milhouse does not say 'I will bring yu back eyecare pamphlets'.

'Ziff who came to dinner'

'Bubbles can burst?!' Homer does not say amidst Arnie's go-go '90s flashback.

'Fat man and little boy'

Sea captain does not get to respond 'I just want friends who are not work friends' to Bart's 'Viking funeral' because Bart does not say 'I really do not want to talk about it'.

'T.o.H. XVII'

In third act, Carl does Not start to take off his shoes, so Chief Wiggum does not say, 'shoes are part of uniform.'

'Homer Simpson this is your wife'

Homer not allowed to say 'you can see the soulless emptiness in Charlie Sheen's eyes'.

'Homer's paternity coot'

Edited out 'Well my hat size is six...'

H.S. 'Aaah! Wait -  is that small?'

'Smaller than average.'

H.S. 'Aaah!'

'Behind the laughter'

At end, the closed captions do not, yet in-episode voiceover does, name 'Southern Missouri' as opposed to 'Northern Kentucky' as The Simpsons' home state.

'Last temptation of Krusty'

Krusty is not given 5 minutes after schilling for the Canyonero - 'o I am not going back out there' to which stage manager would have said, 'No, 5 minutes to pack up your stuff and get out of here'.

'The wizard of evergreen terrace'

Carl: 'James Watt invented the steam engine.'

Homer: 'That's boring. Stop boring everybody.'

'T.o.H. iii'

'Doll without pity' 

Homer wraps up conversation with store's proprietor, who continues to pile on 'poison pills' to the sale terms before getting to say: 'I am going to go now.'

'Homie the Clown'

At the Ace awards, the presenter who knows Woody Allen is not allowed to identify himself as Dick Cavett.

'King-size Homer'

Edit removes gifting of perpetul motion toy from Lisa to Homer. He does not say: 'In this house, we obey the laws of physics!'

Also, he does not set up the toy to push the Y button or mention to Marge that he tripled his productivity by only typing 'Y' of 'Yes'.

'T.o.H. X'

'I know what you diddily-did' - Homer does not sing the Super Sugar Crisp theme song, only the phrase 'guess I forgot to put the fog-lights in' to its tune.

'T.o.H. XII'

'Hex and the city'

Lisa does her hoof scratch but Homer does not say, 'see, 2 means yes'.

'They saved Lisa's Brain'

Lenny does not say, 'If only I had somewhere to go' after illustrating the benefit of only red and yellow traffic lights.

'Bye-bye nerdie'

(Screenshot taken 2022-11-18 7.05.53 P.M.; no product placement in original...)

'Old-yeller belly'

'Hit her in the spleen with a frozen Jimmy Dean' from 'spleen with a broken tambourine'.

'Simple Simpson'

Homer says 'I cannot stand to serve anyone. I just can't!' instead of 'I'll serve anyone but the community!' and we are not allowed to see picture shown to Marge as 'proof' that Homie is not Pie-man.