#Jaime Lannister heades

[tenthmuseondine]

“Give me the sword, Kingslayer.”

“Oh, I will.”

[francy-sketches]

cringe ass family ❤

[bookalicent]

another day another post of acting like jaime was cersei's victim and didn't have at least some autonomy of his actions towards her

[ilynpilled]

tfw most of ur character arc is set in the riverlands

[ulmo80]

White Sword Tower, inside Jaime's head

Disgust: that is a pretty dress

Anxiety: WHY ARE WE LOOKING AT HER BOSSOM!!!

Rage: DESIRE!!! GET AWAY FROM THE CONTROL PANEL!!!

Because yes, Desire is a main feeling of Jaime's and all the other have to keep watch at it

[tru-lyly]

the lovers

[seaworthee]

cersei chapter: my stupid fuckup handless idiot brother is back. i fucking hate his stupid useless ass why does he keep suggesting things like im not in charge? like his empty head knows anything? #BOYSDROOL

jaime chapter: my sister the LOML is reminding me of that supervillain i had to murder... going to put that on the backburner w everything else i have ever needed to process

[melrosing]

plot twist I’m drawing him again

[valinoar]

asos + the laws of hospitality

[jjaime-lannister]

transfem jaime,,, loser girl jaime,,, lesbian jaime,,, yes i think i agree

[jonsnowunemploymentera]

So I did a thing....

idk I think I’ve cracked the code 🤔💭

[sasha-naell]

Our favorite asoiaf families at Christmas :

The Baratheons always spend one year with the Estremonts and one year with the Targaryens (the last family of Steffon). This year it's the Targaryens

Steffon will discover at the same time as the children the gifts that “he and Cassana” bought

Rhaegar and Robert will fight about 15 times: one will end up hurting and the other will be punished

Stannis will hide a good part of the party which will scare his parents because they can no longer find him

Rheagar will get a new wooden sword and his first and only instinct will be to test it on his cousin's head.

Tywin, Joanna and the twins won't come until the 25th for dessert and will still manage to get into trouble with everyone (Cersei said she didn't like Stannis because he's ugly).

Aerys will make a surprisingly delicious dessert

Cersei brags all afternoon about having seen Santa Claus in person (it was Kevan with a beard)

Robert accidentally ended up with Stannis' gift and had books and a stuffed animal. He's not a very good actor.

Joanna insult Aerys because of a very unwelcome comment and everyone agreed with her

Jaime will just run around screaming because he ate too much sugar

Robert sat on his mother's lap, fell asleep and didn't move again even when she put him in bed at the end of the evening

Steffon cried a lot before going because he was stressed, then when leaving because he was sad (and extremely overstimulated)

Rhaella and Cassana will start putting away the children's toys while they sleep but end up playing with them

Tywin will say several times that they should never have come but will cherish this memory (without ever admitting it)

Happy Christmas to everyone who celebrate it !!

[cashmere-caveman]

can i say something that will make sense to like three people. the ultimate faceclaim for baby jaime lannister is nico rosberg in his princess era i knowww he doesnt have curls and was older than 17 atp but like. whenever someone says oh yes the kingslayer (17 yo traumatised brat) i am picturing this (ignore michael schumacher this was just the first picture i had on my phone)

do you understand. do u see the vision.

[ilynpilled]

jaime through the eyes of other povs

[la-pheacienne]

"I almost mistook you for Aegon the Conqueror" jaime my boy you have no idea

[jaimeshonorhardon]

ned/jaime fic concept

modern au jaime post figuring out his trauma works at an animal shelter for dogs

Single dad Ned finds a bunch of “puppies” by the road and is like idk what kind these are and takes them to get checked and vetted up before taking them home and he goes to jaimes shelter and like he doesn’t expect him there and Jaime leaves him with a bad taste in his mouth but like his kids will love these puppies and is like hey can u tell me what these are and give them their shots so I can go and jaimes just like u dumb sexy idiot I have bad history with these are WOLVES how did you find theses?????? U were gonna give them to children ?????? Jaime instantly needing to have sex with this fucking idiot. Post cersei he hasn’t been with anyone in years due to insecurities/major blows to his confidence (cersei trauma and no hand trauma) and the lack of practice in genuine flirting besides a little thing he had with his bestie (brienne) but they were both going thru some shit and are just family now but he literally hasn’t been interested in anyone either (demisexual jaime rights) so he literally is just stumbling and blushing and then just blatantly flirting but ned thinks that’s just how he’s always been but maybe a little more nervous than usual so doesn’t really get it

But also later for jaime truly falling for him it’s because ned is just such a good dad (obviously ruggedly hot but that’s besides the point) with a heart of gold like he’s a single dad of fucking 6 plus Theon so 7 and is super busy with his company but makes time for all of those fucking kids and all of their activities and for ned—ned is just like wow Jaime is really good with these dogs they really like him animals know best plus he’s very very good at his job just something about an efficient man that animals like he seems changed and a good person now plus he’s gorgeous and my kids don’t mind him I’ll let myself love him :)

but Jaime at first is just purely horny for ned (that’s just what he tells himself) and then eventually is like oh no…..I am in love with this old caring father while said father at first had no idea what was going on but after they fuck he immediately and silently in his head decides he’s romantically seeing where things go and falls in love gradually and naturally compared to jaimes bomb of a realization one day as he has no practice in this besides having always been “in love” (imagine post trauma Jaime also air quoting) with cersei and ned was fully married and in love before

FUCK and of course Jaime has to go over periodically to check on the wolves growth and behavior cuz like that’s what ALL vets do right …right??!!?? He tells himself yes of course 😅 I’m not being too secretly crazy in love I’m just being helpful! He won’t catch on! Ned goes from oblivous to begrudgingly accepting into making it apart of his life and something to look forward to with Jaime in their initial stages of romance while jaime is just internally screaming that he hopes ned doesn’t catch onto his feelings and how much he needs ned in his life and cares and if he rejects him cuz cersei never gave a single shit about any of his true feelings and he cannot handle losing the best man he’s ever met even as a kind of friend he’s fucking and helping taking care of his wolves and kids (jaime is their second dad at this point he’s the only one who doesn’t know)

He also thinks ned doesn’t know what to do with all these dogs anyway he’s a busy man with 7 kids he needs help these poor wolves probably aren’t getting proper care and the children need rides to school which is on his way to work (jaime is the one not getting proper care and ned can tell the man is low key struggling on his own why not just add another one into the pack more the merrier)

And of course ned has a huge property and one of the pups gets lost late at night and he calls Jaime to help and they get snowed in at some cabin at the end of the property where the little pup took shelter (probs ghost bc he’s harder to find and quiet so it would take until nightfall) and ya know ~things~ happen between the two men

I need those two mfs to be locked in a cabin so bad idk …