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Also i think based on the trailer there might be at least 2 Jess McKenna episodes in the season which is WONDERFUL :') 4 ME. :')
#:) and all the other expected folks like jacob wysocki and jiavani and anna garcia#im so thrilled...#not cr#dropout#dropout tv#make some noise#jess mckenna#jess! ben schwartz! rachel bloom! angela!!! aaaaaaaahhhhhhh
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Via Marcus Choi's Instagram Story (December 12th, 2024)
#darren criss#marcus choi#marc jacobs#stephen schwartz#anna wintour#helen j shen#dez duron#maybe happy ending#maybe happy ending bway#instagram#dec 2024
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Darren Criss | Maybe Happy Ending | Mia, Friends & Celebs | December 2024
📸: ♡, ♡, ♡, ♡, ♡, ♡
#darren criss#helen j shen#mia swier#maybe happy ending#maybe happy ending bway#mhe december#mhe bts#jodi benson#julianne hough#kenny ortega#carly rae jepsen#marc jacobs#stephen schwartz#anna wintour#marcus choi#john cameron mitchell#todrick hall#patti lupone#nina dobrev#stephen trask#manon mathews#broadway#dailymalecelebs#mancandykings#celebedit#dailyceleb#celebsource#flawlessceleb#malestarsedit#dailymen
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#Beyoncé#beyonce#queen b#cowboy carter#renaissance#GQ#gq magazine#editorial#cover#september 2024#cecred#fashion#rick owens#lorraine schwartz#boucheron#jacob & co#yoncé
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W A T C H I N G
#INVINCIBLE SEASON 2#INVINCIBLE (2021)#ATOM EVE#robert kirkman#steven yeun#sandra oh#j. k. simmons#gillian jacobs#andrew rannells#walton goggins#chris diamantopoulos#ross marquand#zachary quinto#jason mantzoukas#malese jow#grey griffin#Kevin Michael Richardson#khary payton#jay pharoah#ben schwartz#zazie beetz#clancy brown#WATCHING#superheroes#IMAGE COMICS
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via dez duron’s instagram story.
#marc jacobs#stephen schwartz#darren criss#dez duron#helen j shen#anna wintour#marcus choi#maybe happy ending#mhe backstage#dez duron ig#me edits
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Invincible Season 2 Part 2 trailer released
Invincible Season 2 returns with new episodes March 14th on Amazon Prime Video. Based on the groundbreaking comic book by Robert Kirkman, Cory Walker, and Ryan Ottley, the story revolves around 18-year-old Mark Grayson, who’s just like every other guy his age—except his father is (or was) the most powerful superhero on the planet. Still reeling from Nolan’s betrayal in Season 1, Mark struggles to…
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#and J.K. Simmons. Joining the Season 2 cast are Sterling K. Brown#Andrew Rannells#Ben Schwartz#Calista Flockhart#Chris Diamantopoulos#Ella Purnell#Gillian Jacobs#Grey DeLisle#Invincible#Jason Mantzoukas#Jay Pharoah#Kevin Michael Richardson#Khary Payton#Lea Thompson#Luke MacFarlane#Paul F. Tompkins#Peter Cullen#Phil LaMarr#Rhea Seehorn#Rob Delaney#Robert Kirkman#Ross Marquand#Sandra Oh#Scott McNairy#Seth Rogen#Shantel VanSanten#Steven Yeun#Tatiana Maslany#Tim Robinson#Walton Goggins
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Has Ariana Given Bravo an Ultimatum?!
Rumor has it that Ariana Madix has given Bravo an ultimatum: It’s either her or them! And honestly, I hope that this is not true.
There are multiple reasons why I don’t like these kinds of ultimatums.
First of all, it never goes well when someone makes ultimatums.
While one can easily argue that those are simply the person’s boundaries, it’s just as easily to argue that someone’s ego has grown out of proportions.
It’s a slippery slope before it gets out of hand for the producers.
Secondly, it will affect the show. Vanderpump Rules has never been more popular, and the show is gaining new viewers – because of Scandoval.
Whether we like it or hate it, Tom Sandoval and Raquel Leviss are just as important as Ariana on this show.
And by removing them, you remove the story. Not only the story, but it would leave a tremendous hole. What are we going to watch?
The show will lose viewers, so why not strike while the iron is hot? To fire them would be a mistake.
And why not compare the situation with Southern Charm?
Thomas Ravenel had brought his crazy and unhinged girlfriend Ashley Jacobs on the show to make Kathryn Dennis’ life a living hell in season 5.
There was an awesome sense of women empowerment about that season, but the rage Ashley invoked is what truly made it iconic.
In season 6 Thomas and Ashley were gone, and soon after, so was the sisterhood that was forged in season 5.
Without a common enemy, they will start to fight among themselves. And I don’t think that’s what the viewers wants to see next season.
I’m guessing they would want to see the aftermath of this scandal, and as this is a group of friends, it would be natural to see them navigate the situation.
When all is said and done, it’s truly difficult to see Raquel getting back in this group.
She has betrayed the trust of so many people around her, she only has Sandoval and Tom Schwartz left. But I would keep them all.
#Vanderpump Rules#Pump Rules#PumpRules#Scandoval#Ariana Madix#Tom Sandoval#Raquel Leviss#Southern Charm#Thomas Ravenel#Ashley Jacobs#Kathryn Dennis#Tom Schwartz
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Plaque en hommage à : Isaïe Schwartz, Jacob Kaplan et Jacques Helbronner
Type : Lieu de travail
Adresse : 1 rue Boissac, 69002 Lyon, France
Date de pose : 19 mai 2016 [source]
Texte : Au 7 rue Boissac, de mars 1941 à septembre 1944, était installé le CONSISTOIRE CENTRAL DES ISRAÉLITES DE FRANCE où siégèrent les plus hautes instances et personnalités du judaïsme français : le Grand Rabbin de France Isaïe SCHWARTZ ; le Grand Rabbin Jacob KAPLAN ; le Président Jacques HELBRONNER, Conseiller d’État, arrêté avec son épouse Janine, le 25 octobre 1943 par le chef de la gestapo de Lyon, Klaus Barbie. Incarcérés à la prison de Montluc, Jacques et Janine HELBRONNER furent déportés par le convoi 62, le 20 novembre 1943 et assassinés à Auschwitz-Birkenau. Le Président Léon MEISS, Conseiller d’État, fondateur du Conseil Représentatif des Institutions Juives de France (CRIF) prit la succession de Jacques HELBRONNER. Que leur mémoire, ainsi que celle de toutes les victimes du nazisme, soient à jamais perpétuées.
Quelques précisions : Les représentants du judaïsme français firent de leur mieux pour protéger la population juive des mesures du régime de Vichy et leur éviter la déportation, mais leurs actions furent rarement couronnées de succès. Isaïe Schwartz (1876-1952), Grand Rabbin de France durant la Seconde Guerre mondiale, tenta à plusieurs reprises d'amener le régime de Vichy à un compromis et emprunta la voie de la conciliation, mais fut finalement contraint à la clandestinité et parvint à survivre à la guerre. Jacob Kaplan (1895-1994), également commémoré par une autre plaque commémorative à Paris, s'opposa lui aussi aux mesures de Vichy, publiant en 1940 Racisme et Israël, qui sera interdit par le régime. Il fuit pour Lyon et est brièvement nommé Grand Rabbin à la place de Schwartz, et aide à protéger de nombreux Juifs. Il survit également à la guerre et occupe une place influente dans la communauté juive jusqu'à sa mort. Jacques Helbronner (1873-1943), contrairement aux deux autres personnalités citées, ne survécut pas à la Seconde Guerre mondiale. Il retarde la création de l'Union générale des Israélites de France, dont le but inavoué est de faciliter la déportation, mais ne peut échapper à un sort funeste : arrêté en 1943 en compagnie de sa femme, il est déporté au camp d'Auschwitz-Birkenau et y trouve la mort à son arrivée.
#collectif#travail#seconde guerre mondiale#france#rhone#lyon#isaie schwartz#jacob kaplan#jacques helbronner#datee
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😂🔊Now presenting: the trailer for season three of 'Make Some Noise'! Premiering June 24th.
Make Some Noise season three is our biggest and noisiest season yet and will consist of a whopping 20 episodes with host Sam Reich back behind the desk.
Featuring the return of the Noise Boys (Josh Ruben, Zac Oyama, Brennan Lee Mulligan) and an incredible slew of guests: Anna Garcia, Chris Grace, Carl Tart, Ify Nwadiwe, Ally Beardsley, Erika Ishii, Geoff Ross, Izzy Roland, Jacob Wysocki, Jacquis Neal, Jeremy Culhane, Jess McKenna, Jiavani, Kimia Behpoornia, Kurt Maloney, Lauren Pritchard, Lou Wilson, Nick Mandernach, Rashawn Scott, Ross Bryant, Vic Michaelis, Zac Oyama, Zeke Nicholson, Paul F. Tompkins, Talia Tabin, Victoria Longwell, Devin Field, Rachel Bloom, Hannah Pilkes, D.J. Mausner, Malachai Komanoff Bandy, Mimi von Schack, Maame-Yaa Aforo, Sarah Claspell, Ryder Dunagan, Caitlin Reilly, Pete Holmes, Bri Giger, Echo Kellum, Angela Giarratana, Corin Wells, Ben Schwartz, and Ryan Gaul!
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🌈 Queer Books Coming Out in October 2024 🌈
🌈 Good afternoon, my bookish bats! Here are a FEW of the stunning, diverse queer books you can add to your TBR before the year is over. Happy reading!
❓What was the last queer book you read?
[ Release dates may have changed. List below! ]
❤️ Back in the Hunt - K. Sterling 🧡 The Connoisseur's Christmas Courtship - L.M. Bennett 💛 Shoestring Theory - Mariana Costa 💚 The Black Hunger - Nicholas Pullen 💙 Wild Fire - Radclyffe 💜 Because Fat Girl - Lauren Marie Fleming ❤️ The Ace and Aro Relationship Guide - Cody Daigle-Orians 🧡 Soul Survivors - River Kai 💛 Stolen Hearts - Michele Castleman 💙 Reverence - Milena McKay 💜 Love Immortal - Kit Vincent
❤️ Take a Sad Song - Ona Gritz 🧡 Showmance - Chad Beguelin 💛 Redundancies & Potentials - Dominique Dickey 💚 Alexander - Karla Nikole 💙 Rest in Peaches - Alex Brown 💜 Rise of the Wrecking Crew - Kalynn Bayron ❤️ Language Lessons - Sage Donnell 🧡 Legend of the White Snake - Sher Lee 💛 Sorcery and Small Magis - Maiga Doocy 💙 Cried Out - Kate Hawthorne 💜 Skysong - C.A. Wright 🌈 No Rules Tonight - Kim Hyun Sook, Ryan Estrada
❤️ My Mother's Ridiculous Rules for Dating - Philip William Stover 🧡 I Shall Never Fall in Love - Hari Conner 💛 Castle Swimmer - Wendy Martin 🧡 The Hollow and the Haunted - Camilla Raines 💙 How Does That Make You Feel, Magda Eklund? - Anna Montague 💜 The Arizona Triangle - Sydney Graves ❤️ Every Rule Undone - Nancy S.M. Waldman 🧡 Mister Nice - Jamie Jennings 💛 Under the Mistletoe with You - Lizzie Huxley-Jones 💙 How to Fall in Love in a Time of Unnameable Disaster - Muriel Leung 💜 The Snowball Effect - Haley Cass 🌈 This Will Be Fun - E.B. Asher
❤️ Our Evenings - Alan Hollinghurst 🧡 Don't Let the Forest In - C.G. Drews 💛 Finding Delaware - Bree Wiley 💚 The Reeds - Arjun Basu 💙 The Bloodless Princes - Charlotte Bond 💜 Women's Hotel - Daniel M. Lavery ❤️ Alex McKenna and the Academy of Souls - Vicki-Ann Bush 🧡 A Vile Season - David Ferraro 💛 Synchronicity - J.J. Hale 💙 Writ of Love - Cassidy Crane 💜 Di-Curious - Erin Branch 🌈 Swordcrossed - Freya Marske
❤️ Stand Up! - Tori Sharp 🧡 Haunt Me, Baby - Rose Santoriello 💚 Planet Drag: Uncover the Global Herstory - Various 💙 Until We Shatter - Kate Dylan 💜 Metal from Heaven - August Clarke ❤️ Vicious Fates and Vast Futures - Tilly Bramley 🧡 The Daughter of Danray - Natalia Hernandez 💛 If I Stopped Haunting You - Colby Wilkens 💙 The Darkness Behind The Door - Mira Gonzalez 💜 Hunt Monsters, Do Magic, and Fall in Love - A.M. Weald 🌈 Jasmine Is Haunted - Mark Oshiro
❤️ Model Home - Rivers Solomon 🧡 Haunting Melody - Chloe Spencer 💛 The Door in Lake Mallion - S.M. Beiko 💚 The City in Glass - Nghi Vo 💙 Fang Fiction - Kate Stayman-London 💜 The Merriest Misters - Timothy Janovsky ❤️ Make the Season Bright - Ashley Herring Blake 🧡 My Kind of Trouble - L.A. Schwartz 💛 To Become A Flower - CEON 💙 What Was Lost - Melissa Connelly 💜 The Forbidden Book - Sacha Lamb 🌈 This Dark Paradise - Erin Luken
❤️ The Sound of Storms - Anya Keeler 🧡 Country Queers - Rae Garringer 💛 A Spell for Heartsickness - Alistair Reeves 💚 The Stars Inside Us - Kristy Gardner 💙 October's Ocean - Delaine Coppock 💜 Haunt Your Heart Out - Amber Roberts ❤️ The Dark Becomes Her - Judy I. Lin 🧡 Power Pose - Emily Silver 💛 The Magic You Make - Jason June 💙 House of Elephants - Claribel A. Ortega 💜 Tegan and Sara: Crush - Tegan Quin, Sara Quin, Tillie Walden 🌈 The Brightness Between Us - Eliot Schrefer
❤️ The Spring before Obergefell - Benjamin S. Grossberg 🧡 Pray For Him - Tyler Battaglia 💛 Coup de Grâce - Sofia Ajram 💚 Coal Gets In Your Veins - Cat Rector 💙 He Who Bleeds - Dorian Valentine 💜 The Revenge of Captain Vessia - Leslie Allen ❤️ Camelot's Tower - Brooke Matthews 🧡 The Manor - Tiffany E. Taylor 💛 Arcanum - Ashlyn Drewek 💙 Strange Beasts - Susan J. Morris 💜 On Vicious Worlds - Bethany Jacobs 🌈 Death Song - B. Ripley
❤️ Best Hex Ever - Nadia El-Fassi 🧡 I'll Be Gone for Christmas - Georgia K. Boone 💛 Make My Wish Come True - Rachael Lippincott, Alyson Derrick 💚 Gentlest of Wild Things - Sarah Underwood 💙 Troth - E.H. Lupton 💜 Solis - Paola Mendoza & Abby Sher ❤️ Lucy, Uncensored - Mel Hammond, Teghan Hammond 🧡 Mama - Nikkya Hargrove 💛 Under All the Lights - Maya Ameyaw 💙 Reclaimed - Seth Haddon 💜 The Devil's Dilemma - Alex J. Adams 🌈 The Jovian Madrigals - Janneke de Beer
❤️ Blood Price - Nicole Evans 🧡 Worship Me - K.C. Blume 💛 All the Hearts You Eat - Hailey Piper 💚 The Nightmare Before Kissmas - Sara Raasch 💙 Rogue Community College - David R. Slayton 💜 Mistress of Hours - Emma Elizabeth ❤️ The Dog Trainer's Secret - Sav Uong 🧡 Most Wonderful - Georgia Clark 💛 Antenora - Dori Lumpkin 💙 House of Frank - Kay Synclaire 💜 Sir Callie and the Witch's War - Esme Symes-Smith 🌈 Prince of Fortune - Lisa Tirreno
#queer books#queer#books#book list#gay books#lesbian romance#lesbian pride#lesbian books#lesbian fiction#lesbian#bi books#bisexual romance#bisexual visibility#bisexual pride#bisexuality#queer romance#queer pride#queer community#bookish#book community#book releases#book release#batty about books#battyaboutbooks#wlw romance#wlw post#wlw fiction#gay romance#gay pride#gay
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NHL Wedding Season 2024
We're back again for another summer of NHL weddings! If you'd like to see last year's, check out this post.
If you see something wrong or someone missing, let me know! I'll continue to update this list until September when the weddings fizzle out. I appreciate the replies, reblogs, and asks with corrections and additions ❤️
6/7/24: Adam Larsson: (private wedding, no idea)
6/19/24: Jake Evans: Brendan Gallagher, Joel Edmundson, Tyler Toffoli, Nick Suzuki, Joel Armia
6/22/24: Max Jones: Trevor Zegras, Jacob Bryson
6/26/24: Adam Fox: (looked to be just family)
Josh Anderson: Nick Suzuki, Max Domi, Nick Foligno, Seth Jones, Cam Atkinson, Scott Hartnell
6/29/24: Ryan Pulock: Matt Martin, Noah Dobson, Casey Cizikas, Oliver Wahlstrom, Adam Pelech, JG Pageau, Josh Bailey, Mat Barzal, Anthony Beauvillier, Cal Clutterbuck, Bo Horvat, Simon Holmstrom, Pierre Engvall, Mikey Reilly
Jake Oettinger: Mason Marchment, Tyler Seguin, Ty Dellandrea, Wyatt Johnston
7/3/24: Mason Marchment: Jake Oettinger, Tyler Seguin, Ty Dellandrea, Brandon Montour, Mike Carcone, Owen Tippett, Sam Reinhart
7/6/24: Nic Hague: Cody Glass, Owen Tippett, Zach Whitecloud, Alec Martinez, Shea Theodore, William Karlsson, Keegan Kolesar, Nic Roy
Brendan Gallagher: Cole Caufield, Nick Suzuki, Carey Price, Jeff Petry, Chris Wideman, Tanner Pearson, Nate Thompson, Philip Danault, Christian Dvorak, Jake Evans, Sam Montembeault
7/7/24: Adam Fox 2.0: Ryan Reaves, Kevin Rooney, Will Cuylle, Vincent Trocheck, Jacob Trouba, Barclay Goodrow, Alexis Lafreniere, Blake Wheeler, Jimmy Vesey, Jonathan Quick, Ryan Lindgren, Braden Schneider, Sammy Blais, Ryan Donato, John Marino
7/10/24: Elias Lindstrom: (haven't seen any NHL guests)
7/11/24: Jared McCann: Jordan Eberle, Yanni Gourde, Vince Dunn, Jamie Oleksiak, Jaden Schwartz, Matty Beniers, Will Borgen, Kailer Yamamoto, Justin Schultz, Andre Burakovsky, Ryan Donato, Darnell Nurse, Brandon Tanev
7/13/24: Jack Campbell: Tyler Toffoli, Jake Muzzin, Kyle Clifford, Evander Kane
Alex Carrier: Frederick Gaudreau, Mathieu Joseph, Jimmy Oligny
Pierre Engvall: Simon Holmstrom, Owen Wahlstrom
Andrew Mangiapane: Johnny Gaudreau, Rasmus Andersson, Mikael Backlund, Noah Hanifin, Erik Gudbranson, Mack Weegar, Troy Stecher, Jonathan Huberdeau
Kyle Connor: Zach Werenski, Evgeny Svechnikov, Connor Hellebuyck, Tony Calderone
Eetu Luostarinen: Niko Mikkola, Lundell Anton, Aleksander Barkov
Tyler Madden: Alec Turcotte, Akil Thomas
Zack MacEwen: (haven't seen any NHL guests)
7/18/24: William Carrier: Mathieu Joseph
7/19/24: Kaapo Kahkonen: (haven't seen any NHL guests)
7/20/24: Jamie Benn: Tyler Seguin, Joe Pavelski, Jordie Benn, Jason Robertson, Roope Hintz, Joel Kiviranta, Miro Heiskanen, Esa Lundell, Ben Bishop, Luke Glendenning, Ty Dellandrea, John Klingberg
Alex Killorn: Yanni Gourde, Pat Maroon, Brandon Hagel, Nikita Kucherov, Victor Hedman, Zach Bogosian, Anthony Cirelli, Luke Schenn, Ryan McDonagh, Tyler Johnson, Blaine Gabbert, Cam Brate, Andrei Vasilevskiy
Thomas Chabot: Josh Norris, Brady Tkachuk, Tim Stutzle, Mathieu Joseph
Sebastian Aho: Teuvo Teräväinen, Jesperi Kotkaniemi, Seth Jarvis, Antti Raanta, Nino Niederreiter, Jesper Fast, Jani Hakanpaa
7/22/24: Michael Bunting: Mitch Marner, Auston Matthews, John Tavares, Jake Muzzin, Morgan Reilly, Fred Anderson, Wayne Simmons, Alex Kerfoot, TJ Brodie, Kyle Clifford
7/26/24: Jake Lucchini: (haven't seen any NHL guests)
7/27/24: Connor McDavid: Leon Draisaitl, Darnell Nurse, Zach Hyman, Evander Kane, Cody Ceci, Evan Bouchard, Vinny Desharnais, Brett KUlak, Connor Brown, Ryan Mcleod, Derek Ryan, Stuart Skinner, Philip Broberg, Warren Foegele, Devin Shore, Kyle Turris, Luke Gazdic, Zack Kassian, Patrick Maroon, Sam Gagner
Carter Verhaeghe: Matthew Tkachuk, Aaron Ekblad, Evan Rodrigues, Stolarz, Ryan Lomberg, Nick Cousins
8/3/24: Travis Sanheim: Travis Konecny, Scott Laughton, Shayne Gostisbehere, Joel Farabee, Morgan Frost, Tyson Foerster, James Van Riemsdyk
Connor Ingram: (haven't seen any NHL guests)
Cody Glass: (haven't seen any NHL guests)
8/4/24: David Pastrnak: Taylor Hall, Tukka Rask, Patrice Bergeron, Brad Marchand, Zdeno Chara, Charlie Coyle, Hampus Lindholm, Jeremy Swayman, Linus Ullmark, Torey Krug, David Krecji
8/9/24: Alex Tuch: Shea Theodore, Zemgus Girgensons, Tage Thompson
8/10/24: Tyler Johnson: Yanni Gourde, Ondrej Palat, Mathieu Joseph, Ryan McDonagh, Alex Killorn, Pat Maroon, Reese Johnson, Adam Gaudette
8/17/24: Cale Makar: Gabe Landeskog, Nathan MacKinnon, Erik Johnson, Bo Byram, Darren Helm, Andrew Cogliano, Josh Manson, Kurtis Macdermid
Zachary Sanford: (haven't seen any NHL guests)
Mike Amadio: Zach Whitecloud, Ben Hutton, Brett Howden, Nic Hague, Nic Roy
Andrew Copp: JT Compher, Tyson Jost
Ryan Johansen: Colton Sissons, Luke Kunin, Roman Josi, Matt Duchene, Dante Fabbro, Cam Atkinson, Ross Colton, Miles Wood
8/23/24:
Roope Hintz: Tyler Seguin, Esa Lundell, Patrik Laine,
#nhl#adam fox#ryan pulock#jack campbell#jared mccann#andrew mangiapane#jake oettinger#wedding#cale makar#connor mcdavid#matthew tkachuk
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melissa schemmenti
comfort? idk
"Okay, which one of y'all ordered this big stack of social studies books?" Ava asked, walking into the teacher's offices, dropping a box on one of the tables. Melissa and I are trying to get the printer to work. Everyone immediately ran over to the principal. "Oh my goodness! They're only a few years old." Janine picked up one of the books. "Oh my God! They have Brexit! And the Flint water crisis. And Hamilton." She read, looking into one of the cameras. "These aren't for Abbott Elementary. They're for Addington Elementary." Your wife reads from the box, her red reading glasses sitting on her nose. "Oh, the school down the street?" Asked Jacob. "New books. One of the perks of turning into a charter school." Answerd Barbara. "They went charter and went up. From 2012 Khloe K to 2022 Khloe K like that." Ava snipped her fingers. "Unreconizable." I picked up one of the books and looked at it. "I heard they got a lot of good stuff over there." I said, leaning against Melissa's shoulder, and she wrapped her arm around you.
"Well, that building was made by the same World War II architect as this one, so it can't be that great." Janine smiled once again into the camera, trying to see the positive side. "Why don't we walk over there and find out for ourselves during lunch?" Barbara requested. "Well, Melissa and I actually planned on lunching somewhere today, so I don't think—" I couldn't finish; Melissa was cutting in. "No, we're going, hon." I gave her a glare. "What? I want to see inside." She put her glasses back on her head. "Sure, let's do it!." Janine said.
Later that day, we walked into Addington Elementary with Janine carrying the box with books. "Did you all feel that?" Barbara asked. "That is some good AC." A young man walked past our group of teachers. "They even got a young Mr. Johnson." Gregory waved at him. "Do you smell that?" I gripped Melissa's hand, my love language being physical touch. "I don't smell anything." The redhead said. "Exactly!" Then Janine cut in: "You know what? No. It's not that great here. I mean look, the ceilings are smooth. Isn't that what floors are for?" She tried to cheer the group up.
"Hey!" We heard a voice. "Tina!" The old Abbott teacher walked up to us. "Look the crying bitch." Melissa whisperd. "That's Ms. Schwartz, the teacher you replaced." Jacob whispered to Gregory. "The one who kicked a student?" He asked, shocked. "Oh, I don't do that anymore." She laughed. "Because of therapy and anger management, also, at a charter school, there's a lot less oversight in the hiring process, so it's been pretty sweet." Tina was proud. "Well, sweetheart, it's nice to see you, and the school is wonderful." Melissa chuckled at that. I knew from Melissa that Barbara didn't like Tina. "Yeah. Are those my books?' She pointed at the box in Janine's hands. "Oh yeah!" She handed them over. "You guys want a little tour?" The group laughed. "Yeah!" they said. "So, this is the language lab." The teacher led them to the closest class room. "The kids are currently learning French. Bonjour!" She greeted the class, and the class greeted her happily. I heard Melissa say, "Awh." Tina continued. "Over there are our restrooms. which are awesome because the banos don't attack you here." Janine cut her off. "Oh, I fixed that toilet, so..." Tina laughed awkwardly.
Then there came a kid running down the hall, followed by a blonde-haired teacher. I recognized the woman immediately, and so did Melissa. It was her sister, Kirsten Marie. Melissa let go of my hand, gripped her bag tighter, and straightened her posture. "Hey, Kya, you gagootz, keep it movin'!" Kirsten yelled at the running kid. She stopped in front of Melissa, glaring at her. I placed my hand on the small of my wife's back to comfort her a little. Since the fight with her sister, they hadn't spoken to each other. Kirsten scoffed at her sister. "Okay, come on." The redhead said. The group of teachers looked at the two women before the blonde started to walk away. "Let's get out of here. Come on." Melissa walked, grabbing my wrist and dragging me with her. "Melissa, that's like your charter school doppelganger." Jacob looked back at the other woman. "It is because they are sisters!" I whispered to the group, but Melissa heard anyway. "I said, Let's go!"
Now you were walking outside, and Melissa was walking at a pace the group could barely keep up with. "She's your sister? You have the same mom?" Janine almost yelled at the other teacher. "Yeah, yeah, good. You know what sisters mean. Glad you're making good use of that Penn education." She was mad. "Melissa!" I hissed. "What did I tell you about being so rude?" I squeezed her hand, like giving her a warning. "I'm not saying another word about this." I looked back at the group and held my shoulders up. "Can we at least walk at a slower pace? I think we're far enough now." Jacob said, but Melissa was not having it. "Okay, we will see you at school." Me and Melissa continued walking.
"Baby, don't let her ruin your day now." The redhead groaned. "And I understand you're upset, but that doesn't mean you have to be so rude to Janine or to anyone." Melissa didn't answer, but I knew she would come around. We've arrived back at school. "And I didn't bring any lunch." Melissa sat down at our regular table, grabbing her bag to pull out a few dollars. "Get something from the vending machine." She mumbles. "Great." I sighed. "What do you want?" My wife sat with her arms crossed on the table, her head leaning on her arms. "I want to go home." She groaned. “I didn’t mean that, you know that, Melis.” I got noodles for both of us and some boiled water. I walked up to her and placed my hands on her shoulders, slightly massaging. I parted her red locks around her neck and placed a kiss on her exposed skin. "Don't stay mad now." I moved my hands to her front and hugged her, placing kisses on the back of her head. We were the only ones in the teachers lounge since everyone decided to eat out. Melissa sat up, placing her hands over yours. "I’m sorry." She mumbled, turning her head to kiss me on the lips. The position was quite awkward. “Don't say sorry to me, you should apologize to Janine." I whispered against her lips. She closed the gap, pressing her red-painted lips against mine. In a few moments, I pulled away. "Noodles." I reminded myself and turned around to finish up the food.
Pouring the boiling water into the cup of noodles, you felt two arms wrap around your waist, Melissa hugging you from behind. Normally we aren't so touchy at work, but Melissa turns more clingey when she feels bad. I finished up the noodles and told Melissa to sit on the couch instead of at the table. She sat down next to me, her thighs touching mine. We ate in silence, and when we were done, she snuggled up to me.
Around 20 minutes later, the door busted open, and teachers slowly came inside. I noticed the redhead falling asleep, her head resting on my shoulder, and her mouth hanging open. "She asleep?" Barbara asked, and I nodded. "I guess seeing 'stupid' family members is exhausting." I giggled and slightly stroked the side of her face. "Well, I'm going to head out of here before the dragon wakes up." Jacob rushed out of the room before I could say anything. I gasped at what he had called my wife. "I don't think she means it. Everyone says things they might regret later when they’re mad." Janine held up her books before leaving. The bell rang, waking Melissa up. She rubbed her eyes and straightened her posture. "Shit, I didn't mean to fall asleep." I smiled, kissing the side of her face. "You probably needed it. But come on, we're already late. I forgot the time too."
Later that day, Melissa apologized to Janine. "You have her wrapped around your finger, y\n." Barbara said to me, looking at the interaction between Melissa and Janine.
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For a school assignment, I'm assembling an anthology around the theme of queer divinity and desire, but I'm having a hard time finding a fitting essay/article (no access to real academic catalogues :/ ), do you know of any essays around this theme?
below are essays, and then books, on queer theory (in which 'queer' has a different connotation than in regular speech) in the hebrew bible/ancient near east. if there is a particular prophet you want more of, or a particular topic (ištar, or penetration, or appetites), or if you want a pdf of anything, please let me know.
essays: Boer, Roland. “Too Many Dicks at the Writing Desk, or How to Organize a Prophetic Sausage-Fest.” TS 16, no. 1 (2010b): 95–108. Boer, Roland. “Yahweh as Top: A Lost Targum.” In Queer Commentary and the Hebrew Bible, edited by Ken Stone, 75–105. JSOTSup 334. Cleveland, OH: Pilgrim, 2001. Boyarin, Daniel. “Are There Any Jews in ‘The History of Sexuality’?” Journal of the History of Sexuality 5, no. 3 (1995): 333–55. Clines, David J. A. “He-Prophets: Masculinity as a Problem for the Hebrew Prophets and Their Interpreters.” In Sense and Sensitivity: Essays on Reading the Bible in Memory of Robert Carroll, edited by Robert P. Carroll, Alastair G. Hunter, and Philip R. Davies, 311–27. JSOTSup 348. Sheffield: Sheffield Academic Press, 2002. Graybill, Rhiannon. “Yahweh as Maternal Vampire in Second Isaiah: Reading from Violence to Fluid Possibility with Luce Irigaray.” Journal of feminist studies in religion 33, no. 1 (2017): 9–25. Haddox, Susan E. “Engaging Images in the Prophets: Feminist Scholarship on the Book of the Twelve.” In Feminist Interpretation of the Hebrew Bible in Retrospect. 1. Biblical Books, edited by Susanne Scholz, 170–91. RRBS 5. Sheffield: Sheffield Phoenix Press, 2013. Koch, Timothy R. “Cruising as Methodology: Homoeroticism and the Scriptures.” In Queer Commentary and the Hebrew Bible, edited by Ken Stone, 169–80. JSOTSup 334. Cleveland, OH: Pilgrim, 2001. Tigay, Jeffrey. “‘ Heavy of Mouth’ and ‘Heavy of Tongue’: On Moses’ Speech Difficulty.” BASOR, no. 231 (October 1978): 57–67.
books: Ahmed, Sara. Queer Phenomenology: Orientations, Objects, Others. Durham, NC: Duke University Press, 2006. Bauer-Levesque, Angela. Gender in the Book of Jeremiah: A Feminist-Literary Reading. SiBL 5. New York: P. Lang, 1999. Black, Fiona C., and Jennifer L. Koosed, eds. Reading with Feeling : Affect Theory and the Bible. Atlanta, GA: SBL Press, 2019. Brenner, Athalya. The Intercourse of Knowledge: On Gendering Desire and “Sexuality” in the Hebrew Bible. BIS 26. Leiden: Brill, 1997. Camp, Claudia V. Wise, Strange, and Holy: The Strange Woman and the Making of the Bible. JSOTSup 320. Gender, Culture, Theory 9. Sheffield: Sheffield Academic Press, 2000. Chapman, Cynthia R. The Gendered Language of Warfare in the Israelite-Assyrian Encounter. HSM 62. Winona Lake, IN: Eisenbrauns, 2004. Creangă, Ovidiu, ed. Men and Masculinity in the Hebrew Bible and Beyond. BMW 33. Sheffield: Sheffield Phoenix Press, 2010. Eilberg-Schwartz, Howard. God’s Phallus: And Other Problems for Men and Monotheism. Boston: Beacon, 1995. Huber, Lynn R., and Rhiannon Graybill, eds. The Bible, Gender, and Sexuality : Critical Readings. London, UK ; T&T Clark, 2021. Guest, Deryn. When Deborah Met Jael: Lesbian Biblical Hermeneutics. London: SCM, 2005. Graybill, Rhiannon, Meredith Minister, and Beatrice J. W. Lawrence, eds. Rape Culture and Religious Studies : Critical and Pedagogical Engagements. Lanham, Maryland: Lexington Books, 2019. Graybill, Rhiannon. Are We Not Men? : Unstable Masculinity in the Hebrew Prophets. New York, NY: Oxford University Press USA, 2016. Halperin, David J. Seeking Ezekiel: Text and Psychology. University Park: Pennsylvania State University Press, 1993. Jennings, Theodore W. Jacob’s Wound: Homoerotic Narrative in the Literature of Ancient Israel. New York: Continuum, 2005. Macwilliam, Stuart. Queer Theory and the Prophetic Marriage Metaphor in the Hebrew Bible. BibleWorld. Sheffield and Oakville, CT: Equinox, 2011. Maier, Christl. Daughter Zion, Mother Zion: Gender, Space, and the Sacred in Ancient Israel. Minneapolis, MN: Fortress, 2008. Mills, Mary E. Alterity, Pain, and Suffering in Isaiah, Jeremiah, and Ezekiel. LHB/OTS 479. New York: T. & T. Clark, 2007. Stökl, Jonathan, and Corrine L. Carvalho. Prophets Male and Female: Gender and Prophecy in the Hebrew Bible, the Eastern Mediterranean, and the Ancient Near East. AIL 15. Atlanta, GA: SBL, 2013. Stone, Ken. Practicing Safer Texts: Food, Sex and Bible in Queer Perspective. Queering Theology Series. London: T & T Clark International, 2004. Weems, Renita J. Battered Love: Marriage, Sex, and Violence in the Hebrew Prophets. OBT. Minneapolis, MN: Fortress, 1995.
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when I tell you I've rarely been so excited for a season drop like??? WHAT LINE UPS???
Winning combo of Isabella/Brennan/Erika (also Brennans fucking FACE at 'Sub DM' I LOVE YOU SAM REICH YOU FEED US SO WELL!!)? Vic/Jacob/Ally together on make some noise?? (i fucking love their energy together it's so fun!
RACHEL BLOOM AND BEN SCHWARTZ??!!?? FINDS??
Caitlyn Reilly again (who i adore and love and can never enough of)
NOISE BOIS
God this season looks fucking AMAZING can't wait
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If my CTCD OCs have headcanon voices(or what would they sound like)
Olive - Mammon (Helluva Boss) [VA - Michael Cusack]
Felix - Lisa Loud (Loud House) [VA - Lara Jill Miller]
Justin - Mater (Cars) [VA - Larry the Cable Guy]
Clive - Joe Swanson (Family Guy) [VA - Patrick Warburton]
Nathan - Moxxie (Helluva Boss) [VA - Richard Horvitz]
Teresa - Pearl (Steven Universe) [VA - Deedee Magno]
Barry - Edd/Double D (Ed, Edd n Eddy) [VA - Samuel Khouth] or Lani-Loli (Crash Bandicoot) [VA - Richard Horvitz]
Grinz - Toko Fukawa/Genocide Jack (Danganronpa games) [VA - Amanda Celine Miller]
Frownz - Byakuya Togami (Danganronpa games) [VA - Jason Wishnov]
Sirius - Dr Facilier (Princess and The Frog) [VA - Keith David]
Petal - Onion Cookie (CRK) [VA - LilyPichu]
Alan - Warp Darkmatter (Buzz Lightyear Of Star Command) [VA - Diedrich Brader]
Jacob - NOS-4-A2 (Buzz Lightyear Of Star Command) [VA - Craig Ferguson]
Lauren - Eda Clawthorne (Owl House) [VA - Wendie Malick] or Carmilla Carmine (Hazbin Hotel) [VA - Daphne Rubin-Vega]
Oliver - Andrealphus (Helluva Boss) [VA - Jason LeShea]
Matt - Jafar (Aladdin) [VA - Jonathan Freeman]
Lucifer/Puppeteer of Terrors - Joker (DC) [VA - Mark Hamill]
Fear King - Zestial (Hazbin Hotel) [VA - James Monroe Iglehart] or Asmodeus (Helluva Boss) [VA - James Monroe Iglehart]
Sin Clowns(Pride and Lust) - Blitzø (Helluva Boss) [VA - Brandon Rogers]
Sin Clown(Wrath) - Captain Gantu (Lilo and Stitch) [VA - Kevin Michael Richardson] or Shan Yu (Mulan) [VA - Miguel Ferrer]
Sin Clown(Greed) - Coachman (Pinocchio(1940s) [VA - Charles Judel]
Sin Clown(Envy) - Chris McLean (Total Drama) [VA - Christian Potenza]
Sin Clown(Glutton) - Verosika Mayday (Helluva Boss) [VA - Cristina Vee]
Sin Clown(Sloth) - Glitz and Glam (Helluva Boss) [VAs - Faye Mata]
Wendell - Lil Lightning (101 Dalmatians: Patch's London Adventure) [VA - Jason Alexander]
Toxin - Scarface (BTAS) [VA - George Costanza] or Crimson (Helluva Boss) [VA - Richard Horvitz]
Bon - Rosie (Hazbin Hotel) [VA - Leslie Kritzer]
Damien - Grigori Olyat (Henry Stickmin) [VA - PuffballsUnited]
Smiler - Harley Quinn (DC) [VA - Arleen Sorkin]
Snowflake - Adorabat (Mao Mao: HOPH) [VA - Lika Leong]
Malcolm - Demoman (TF2) [VA - Gary Schwartz] or Groundskeeper Willie (Simpsons) [VA - Dan Castellaneta]
Damon - Vulture (Spectacular Spider Man) [VA - Robert Englund]
Chief Azrael - King Andrias (Amphibia) [VA - Keith David]
Geo - Collin (Helluva Boss) [VA - Jayden Libran]
Alicia - Harley Quinn (DC) [VA - Hynden Walch]
Bunitty - Nifty (Hazbin Hotel) [VA - Kimiko Glenn]
Claude - Honest John (Pinocchio - 2022) [VA - Keegan Michael Key]
Krimson - Emperor Belos (Owl House) [VA - Matthew Rhys]
Radley - Morty (Rick and Morty) [VA - Justin Rolland/Harry Balden]
Maria - Nasira (Disney's Aladdin in Nasira's Revenge)
#headcanon voices#ctcd ocs#ctcd oc#ctcd#courage the cowardly dog#oc voice headcanons#ocs#my ocs#oc#my oc#felix the pomeranian#sin clowns#barry#bunitty#snowflake the arctic fox#damien the wolf#bon#lucifer the puppeteer of terrors#claude the con cat#nathan#teresa#lauren#krimson#fear king#wendell#smiler the puppet#damon#alicia the red squirrel#chief azrael#sirius
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