#Jack the whipper
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arukou-arukou · 1 year ago
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bigfemboyenergy · 2 months ago
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GUYS IM GOING TO THE RENN FAIRE WISH ME MUCH FUN AND LUCK CAUSE I HEARD IT WAS SUPPOSED TO RAIN!!!!!!!! IM GONNA IGNORE THATS ITS GONNA RAIN AND THAT SOMEONE WHOS TICKET WAS BOUGHT IS NOW TOO PUSSY TO GO ☺️☺️☺️☺️ (IF SAYING PUSSY LIKE THAT BOTHERS U LMK ILL CHANGE IT LOL /SRS)
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awigglycultist · 6 months ago
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Happy agt return can't wait to get pissed off about stuff with all of you again, also shout out to all the hottie circus type acts, I miss you
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glitterdustcyclops · 11 months ago
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okay so i made the mistake of googling "jacques ze whipper" because i was, er, intrigued
and found my way to his youtube page
and just
youtube
look at this shit. how am i supposed to cope with this.
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ravingsrandom · 1 year ago
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rndyounghowze · 10 months ago
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Hey Jacques Ze Whipper fans! If you can see Jacques in person then see him and Ses digitally. Show info here.
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mxalexwhat · 2 years ago
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Every now and then I'm reminded that NPR radio hosts are real people, but the wildest reminder has got to be when Jack Lepiarz from NPR's Here and Now quit radio to be a full-time circus performer known as Jacques ze Whipper.
All those silly videos of the ren faire guy with the silly painted mustache? Using a goddamn whip? That man also broadcast the War in Syria.
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rinamantis · 1 year ago
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I’ve recently watched all the Jacques Ze Whipper content available online..
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fatatoes · 2 months ago
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Jack ze Whipper’s serious face scares me so much. I fear no man except when Jack ze Whipper when he goes quiet and stares at you.
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mozart-1053 · 2 years ago
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you know you’re a fuckin dweeb when you see the announcement that a renaissance fair performer you’ve followed on youtube/instagram for years is finally coming to your local renaissance fair and your first reaction is to audibly gasp and immediately text your sibling about it
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circuitsofgold · 7 months ago
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🎶Toss a salve to your Itcher
or maybe a lotion
let's make it a lotion
Toss a salve to your Itcher
To fight off a flare something nasty🎶
was lamenting the fact that my eczema is flaring up when the thought "the itcher" popped into my head fully formed and unprompted and now i can't stop laughing
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foldingfittedsheets · 3 months ago
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Ren faireeeeeee. Supernova the Strongwoman was an absolute delight, later we’re gonna meet some friends and see Jack ze Whipper.
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weirdsht · 3 months ago
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Disillusioned 10 . Nothing More, Nothing Less (3)
a/n: idk which of my blood conditions is acting like a btch but my legs are weak so sitting on a chair is uncomfortable but placing my laptop on my lap is also uncomfortable...
tags: injuries, hiding said injuries, feelings in progress
English isn’t my first language so there will be grammatical errors
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"_____ remember that I have told you that you must work hard while you're under my care?"
"Of course Cale-sunbae, has the time come for me to earn my keep?"
"I like that attitude of yours. Yes, you must pay for your meals now. It is time to save some poor souls once again."
Cale looked uncharacteristically holy. It made the healer wonder if they were actually going to heal people or scam them.
Against _____’s worries, they were really out to heal people. The soldiers of the Whipper Kingdom specifically.
“Just do it how you used to back in our kingdom, but don’t overdo it. I know you prefer working alone as you were used to that, but remember that Rosalyn and Choi Han are at your disposal”
Was what Cale said as everyone prepared their disguises and potions. _____ didn’t need a disguise as their outside outfit already covered everything that could become an identifier. They just chose a colour that matched everyone else’s robes.
True to Cale’s words Choi Han and Rosalyn were keeping an eye out for _____. The two gave the healer space so they could work comfortably but still glanced at them from time to time despite being busy assisting Cage and Jack.
For good measure, the young master also made _____ carry many healing potions.
“Use this if the patient’s wounds are too severe, if you start to feel tired, or when you have too many wounds. Actually, just use them whenever you please. We have lots of potions at our disposal so just use them all.”
Most of the group’s worries disappeared the moment the healer started working.
None of them has seen _____ in action so this was a new sight for them. Sure there was the time during the plaza incident but their focus was on Cale at the time.
_____ looks like fish in water.
Everyone is suddenly reminded why they were dubbed Roan Kingdom’s Medicus.
They know how to approach each patient. How to console them and make them relax. Even the grouchiest of warriors relax under _____’s care. 
They know the most efficient way to heal every patient. When to use their healing powers. When to use potions and/or bandages instead. When to pass them on to the other healers. What herbs to use and what is the most efficient way of intaking them.
Aside from healing warriors and soldiers, _____ has also taken it upon themself to replenish everyone’s energies. Especially Jack and Cage who are at the vanguard of this operation. At first Rosalyn and Choi Han were against it (Cale too but he was busy playing Saint so he left it to the two). _____ assured them by explaining that their ancient power won’t make them faint nor does it take away their own energy.
Cale took personal offence to that, but anyway.
It’s obvious that they have a lot of experience healing a large number of people with varying severities of wounds.
Rosalyn finds that fact bittersweet.
She’s proud because while Jack might’ve stolen the show with his holy powers, everyone can vouch that _____ is the most efficient. Rosalyn could hear people gossiping about how _____ makes everything look smooth and easy. It didn’t even look like they were breaking a sweat.
On the other hand, Rosalyn is sad because it reminds her of _____’s upbringing. It reminds her that instead of playing outside or studying, _____ was busy healing people at such a young age. Instead of going to sleep after drinking a warm glass of milk or being told bedtime stories, _____ has to sleep while writhing in pain because of all the things their body has absorbed.
It made Rosalyn’s resolve to look after _____ stronger.
Unfortunately, she wasn’t there to just play assistant. She has another mission she must complete with Cale, Choi Han, and Raon.
So whether Rosalyn liked it or not she must leave _____’s side.
Well, the other two disguised priests are with them and know that _____ is weak so everything should be fine right?
Tough. Luck.
The two may have known about _____’s constitution but they didn’t know how the Medicus’ power works. 
“Human you told them to watch over kind _____, but did you tell them to not let them heal severe wounds?”
Shit
Cale didn’t…
An honest mistake on Cale’s end. 
Cale and others like Raon and Rosalyn already know the tell-tale signs of _____ overusing their powers. They were so used to knowing what the slightest twitch in _____’s hands meant that they forgot others didn’t.
Raon had asked when they were in the middle of riling up the empire’s troops so there was nothing Cale could do at the moment except try to move faster.
“Where’s healer-nim?[1]”
Cale’s calm demeanour and voice were betrayed by his eyes. His eyes, that's currently dyed blue, shook slightly. It may have been a small movement but it was enough to tell Cage just how worried the young master is.
“We managed to get a break this afternoon, as soon as we did healer-nim said they were going to rest for a while. We tried to get them to eat but they said they were too tired.”
Jack followed Cage’s report.
“Following what the young master-nim said about limiting information about healer-nim we have only informed Harol about them being weak so they could get a comfortable tent. We didn’t specify anything other than that. Cage-nim also made sure to inform them that they must have your permission to enter that tent.”
The man whose hair is currently dyed white nodded in approval. However, there’s a frown on his face.
"Haaa how could I forget such an important thing..."
Cale accidentally let out his real thoughts.
Ignoring the look on the two ‘priests’ faces, Cale starts walking to where _____’s tent is.
"What kind of injuries were they healing since this morning- no just give me a list of the severe wounds you saw them treating"
"The last person they treated had a big wound on their abdomen. Just before that, they had a patient who was stabbed near the lungs…”
Huuuu
Cale said nothing else but moved faster. The two confused priests silently followed the even more agitated young master.
When they got to the tent Cale and the invisible Raon were the only ones who entered. The white-haired man told the two healers to go back and rest for the meantime.
How could they when they could smell the stench of blood from outside _____’s tent?
Despite the foul stench, there are no signs of blood inside.
That made Cale’s frown deeper because it meant _____ knew this would happen and was prepared in advance.
Then he sees _____ on a chair instead of on the bed like how Cage and Jack left them.
“What is an injured person doing slumped over like that on an uncomfortable chair?”
“Ahaha Cale-sunbae, I- haaa, I heard a commotion outside so I went out for a bit. Don’t worry I went back in as soon as you finished putting out the fire.”
It was the truth. _____ couldn’t help but watch Cale’s magnificent performance that they forgot about their condition for a little bit. 
They also felt a warm and fuzzy feeling in their chest. They didn't quite understand what it was because it was the first time they felt that way. So they chalked it up as feelings of admiration.
Nothing more, nothing less.
But back to the present. 
“Stop speaking, you can barely breathe.”
The healer only laughed weakly before passing out. When they did Cale sighed heavily before poking his head out of the tent.
“Since the two of you are still here help me move healer-nim to the bed. But you really must leave afterwards. We must have healers on standby in case something happens.”
Once everyone but Raon was outside the room Cale started unbuttoning _____’s priest robes.
“Human! What are you doing!? You’re supposed to be making _____ better-”
The panicking dragon who forgot to use telepathy stopped in his tracks when he saw what was underneath those robes.
As Cale suspected there was another layer of clothes and then bandages underneath. Both were soaked in blood.
“Technically you absorb other people’s wounds, right? How come there hasn’t been an issue of you randomly bleeding?”
It was one of those days when Cale and _____ were rolling around on the villa’s marble floors. They were talking about whatever comes to mind.
“My adoptive family was kind enough to always give me a heads up before making me do large projects. It gave me time to prepare.”
“What kind of preparation do you do?”
“I usually wear bandages in advance, if I think there’s going to be a lot of people or at least a lot of heavily wounded ones I wear extra layers of clothing. Aside from that, I have also taken it upon myself to use potions when the person I’m healing has a wound on their face. It would be bad if someone saw me randomly manifesting a wound, especially children, it would scare them…”
For the nth time, Cale sighed as he pushed the memory aside. He can reminisce after treating the healer.
As Cale poured the high-grade potions on _____ Raon started asking why he didn’t just ask Cage or Jack to heal them. It would more be faster and efficient.
Cale ignored the dragon. Because honestly, he has no answer.
He just knows that he feels iffy at the idea of letting someone else heal _____ after they’ve been healing everyone else since yesterday.
He didn’t know why he felt that way so he stayed silent.
Cale only spoke up again to ask Raon to use magic to clean up the traces of blood.
That night, the man decided to stay beside the healer. Rosalyn and Choi Han can cover for him in case something happens.
He's going to stay in this tent until _____ feels better and that’s final.
Cale knows his acting irrational. He knows that _____ is going to be fine. His eyes witness how fast their wounds close. He committed it to memory.
But still.
He feels inclined to stay by their side. At least while the healer was unconscious.
Maybe it was because he personally asked them to join him. Maybe because he feels responsible for their well-being. 
Yeah, it’s just responsibility.
Nothing more, nothing less.
And so Cale dismisses his lingering thoughts. Those thoughts will only hinder him and his plans. He has better things to do than dwell on feelings his unsure of.
Fortunately, the next morning _____ was feeling better. They were back to their usual self as if the copious amount of blood the two witnessed last night was a lie.
“No, I won’t allow you to go out there. Jack and Cage can handle it. You go back and rest.”
Rosalyn is not having it.
And honestly, Cale agrees.
Despite them feeling much better this morning, it’s so obvious to Cale that _____ is still sick. Their face are pale and their hands tremble ever so slightly.
It may not be obvious to other people but it’s clear as day to Cale.
“Rosalyn is right, go back to your tent and rest.”
“I’m fine really. This is actually less than the burden I usually take.”
The three humans sighed at that.
The four argued a bit more. A 3v1 but _____ is holding their ground, and it's making all of them frustrated. Despite their efforts, the healer is insistent on going back to work.
“If I help then we’ll get things done faster. If we get things done faster then the sooner I can rest. If I don’t help then we’ll be here longer and I won’t be able to rest properly because I’ll worry too much.”
That was the argument that let _____ go back to work.
Of course not without Cale saying that his going to order Choi Han to drag them back to bed if he sees anything wrong.
In the end, the matter was dismissed, and _____ went on their merry way to heal more patients.
If Jack and Cage noticed the four, if you include Raon, watching _____’s every move like a hawk then they didn’t mention anything.
Cale still feels tense at the idea of letting the already injured healer work and absorb more wounds. Even after he made sure that _____ would only take care of minor wounds he still feels iffy. 
However, he let it go for the time being.
Because they indeed need the extra set of hands. 
It’s totally not because he thinks _____ looks good when they are happy and basking in that well-deserved praise they receive.
He just agrees that things here should wrap up quickly.
Nothing more, nothing less.
The next day they did everything they needed to do and were on their merry way back home.
When they were away from everyone else _____ couldn't help but listen to Cage's joking comment about Cale.
"Young master-nim, I think you'll make a great Pope in the future."
_____ could see Jack nodding his head as he looked towards Cale with sparkling eyes.
"She is right. Even if you do not have any divine powers, you are a warm person who has the purest of minds, Cale-nim. You definitely have what it takes to be a great Pope that looks after the believers of god. 'Not discriminating on life.' I learned something new again."
At that moment _____ couldn't hold it in and let out a hearty but soft laugh. Their soft laughter played like music in everyone's ears. The four people who have been with the healer these past months had a momentary look of shock on their faces. 
This was the first time the group had seen them smile that big, let alone laugh. Most of the time they would be lucky if they could see a small, almost non-existent smile on their lips.
After a few seconds, the shock turned into confusion as they didn't know why _____ was laughing. 
Well everyone but Cale.
Cale knew the reason for the healer's laughter. He’s pretty sure the healer is laughing at him because being a Pope would get in the way of his slacker life. 
Yes, Cale had also told them about how he is currently working towards a life of forever lounging around and doing nothing. 
Cale just ignored everyone's confused faces and ordered Raon to bring them home. 
Aside from Cale himself, no one missed the soft smile forming on his lips.
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[1] reader is famous, that and Toonka don't know their real identity so they avoid saying the reader's name by referring to them as healer
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tendisneren · 7 days ago
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YALL KNOW MY HEAR MY OUT CAKE WOULD BE CRAZY
i MEAN COME ON MAN. like im super typical, love deadpool venom and the ink demon TO PIECES AUGH but. but. they dont count
ahem. AHEM CAT NOIR- 🫣 like THATS A REAL HEAR ME OUT IN THIS ECONOMY.. AND I WOULD NOT BE HEARD…and ofc we have catbunny too. same guy but AWOOGA
I HAD ONE EARLIER I DONT REMEMBER…UHH.. IT WAS BITTERGIGGLE AAA 😍😍😍 maybe hes lowkey but like sure him too i guess..
IM FINDING MORE IN MY CAMERA ROLL I SWEAR,,
OK SO LIKE GENUINE NON CARTOON HENRY HOTLINE (cartoon too cause DAYUM)
ALSO SAMMY LAWRENCE BUT IDK IF THATS A HEAR ME OUT…
CANT FORGET CLAW NOIR…HAHAHA…
ERM JACK THE WHIPPER EVICT ME FROM LIFE?????
ALL OF MY GENUINE HEAR ME OUTS THAT BE LIKE “OUUUUGH I NEED THIS PERSON” FEEL EITHER TYPICAL OF THE FANBASE OR I JUST PERSONALLY THINK THAT THERES ENOUGH PEOPLE THAT LIKE THEM SO IT ISNT WEIRD..
MAAAAAAN…does white diamond count 🤤🤤🤤
IDK BUT HERE ARE SOME I LIKE THAT I HONESTLY DONT THINK THEY ARE BUT HOW WOULD I KNOW
-reigen arataka, danny fenton/phantom, ranma saotome, ryoga hibiki?? (i dont know his full name LMAOO), TOTALLY kyo soma lowk.., HATSUHARU 😚😚😚, FUCKIN BAPHOMET from i was the final boss, rohan kishibe, I DONT HAVE TIME BUT THIS IS WHAT I HAVE FOR NOW HAHA YIPPEE KRILLS MYSHMELF!!!!
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pampanope · 1 year ago
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I dont know if you know the content creator Jack The Whipper but to me he is Graves coded
You cannot tell me that Phil did not spent waaaay too much time learning how to crack a whip properly and do all sorts of tricks because of movies like Indiana Jones
Graves totally has that sass, charisma and theatrical quality we see in Jack lol
And he would crush on Indie and try to lean how to whip and he’d have one somewhere in his office and the cleaning staff would find it and assume…things🤣🤣
He’s less pirate theme and more southern beau/cowboy
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