#JTHM x reader

[h-z145]

Veronica: You know you love me ;)

Ryan: No i fuckin dont.

Veronica: Your bf is cheating on you anyways so like-

Ryan:

Ryan:...You better fuckin' start talkin', who is my bf with rn.

[yandere-toons]

Part three of the JTHM thing bc im inspired again!

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You leaned back in the passenger seat of the car, resting your hands on your knees and looking towards the 8-12 that your (Captor? Friend?) was currently in. Johnny (Nny, he says, call him Nny) had driven you both there on a whim after you got takeout at that resturaunt. Eat or Die, it was called. You were glad that there were no humans in that resturaunt to kill.

The door to the rundown convinience store opened, and out came Nny with a particularly jocular gait. With no blood on him, thankfully, except for the dried stuff on his hair and clothes that contributed to his scent of iron. When he opened the driver's side door, he didn't even bother to get in before fervently handing you a cold plastic cup with a lid and straw.

"I got you a brain freezy!" He cheerfully said, practically throwing himself into his seat.

You sipped the icey, syrupy treat, and turned to him and smiled, "Thank you. This is the best gift I've ever gotten."

"Damn, that's really sad. But you're very welcome, anyways! It's about time someone in this cesspit got some manners!"

He looked in a better mood than ever, driving the car home.

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The lure of sleep had finally gotten to you, and you were out like a light on Nny's couch. He smiled at you fondly, and threw his jacket over you. Johnny turned back to his weapons.

"Johnny, you can't seriously be thinking of doing this."

Nailbunny's voice rang through Johnny's head, and he snapped it towards the dead rabbit with irritation.

"I am doing this, dead bunny."

"You can't kill their family, Johnny."

"Who cares?" Nny said, shoving a few bloodstained hooks into his bag, "I'm their family now. It's a dangerous world, and those two human mistakes obviously aren't going to protect them from it."

"You aren't their family, Johnny, you just kidnapped them from their real one at 2 in the morning a few weeks ago."

"Shut up!!" Nny snapped, "Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!! You don't know ANYTHING about those two fucks!! They didn't even notice when we met eachother!! The noise THEIR OWN KID and I were making should have been enough to bring YOU back to life!"

During all of this, you didn't even stir a bit. You must have been very exhausted.

Johnny angrily swung the bag over his shoulder, the insides clanging.

"I'm leaving. Just you try and stop me."

Old family? Dispatched. Brain Freezy? Acquired!

"This is the best gift I've ever gotten."

"Damn, that's really sad." - When even your kidnapper can tell something's wrong.

Also, it says something very negative about their home life that the kid is so accepting of this abduction.

If the parents are ever given a eulogy (assuming there is enough of a body to find):

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, and you know, shit happens."

[your-local-scene-emo]

fandom x reader request

hey, i'll x reader request for these fandoms if you like my writing. there are also boundary's to be placed before i talk about what characters or fandoms i'll do

NO: rape pedophilia NSFW abuse torment animal x reader child X child unless they are ONLY friends weird kinky shit racism YES: fluff you can describe your reader oc's are aloud just give me a detailed desc Headcanon FANDOMS: mlp (pony X pony) johnny the homicidal maniac creepypasta (NOT smile dog or grinny cat, or any other animals) marble hornets south park (i prefer the vamps or goths) long furby (as a joke lol) Gorillaz (the band) invader zim (will age up characters, also no ZADR, that's an impossibly old alien with a 12 year old boy, nuh uh. it's ok if you like the ship i just won't write it) pico's school (again, i will age up)

please send request i'm desperate to write something

[moonlight-starlight-lady01]

pls pls plssss y/n x concept dib plsss I love him so muchhh

This will be hard bc like, i barely looked into the concept dib 😐 but i will try my best to do this 😠 im devoted 😘 anyways enjoy (hopefully i got this right). i've also been sick im not lying i fucking threw up everywhere in my bathroom and i had to clean it up bc my dad couldn't handle the smell💀

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The bell rang throughout the school, signifying that school ended.

Grabbing your things and packing them in your bag and laughing with your friends as you walked out of the school was refreshing. Better then, sitting in that stuffy old classroom, Ms. Bitters claims are the best environment to learn in.

Opening the school door and walking outside to the cement ground. You sighed, getting your phone out, trying to call your dad. But, he never answered.

"God dammit." You mutter under your breath.

Your dad was probably drunk at home sleeping. Which means you had to walk home. That also means you had to walk the direction of the weird kids. Dib, and gaz.

Walking down the sidewalk, humming to yourself, thinking about random shit that popped up in your head. You looked up, smiling at the trees. Fall was taking over the plants. Everyone was decorating their house with halloween stuff. Pumpkins everywhere, jack-o-lanterns glowing from the candle illuminating the inside.

The peace wasn't that admired for very long when you heard a throat clear behind you. Which made you jump out of your skin. You looked behind you and saw the one and only Dib membrane.

"JESUS Dib! How long were you there for?!" You asked creeped out. He looked at you with a blank stare.

"Not for very long. I was just wondering why you were staring at the Halloween decorations at the houses." Dib said with a monotone voice. You stared at him with confusion.

"Because they're pretty?" You said bewildered. How could anyone not like halloween decorations?

"Oh, well. I was wondering if you wanted to walk together. I-if you want to." He said pink cheeks now forming under is ocular glasses.

"Um, why?" You asked. You guys barely talk. Plus, he was one of the weird kids, and if you were seen with him, it could ruin your reputation.

"You seem nice." He said calmly. His face was still cotton candy pink, but it was.....cute.

'Wait....WHAT?!' You thought to yourself. Why would you think he's cute? He's the son of Professor Membrane. Also, his weird cowlick haircut. His beautiful sparkly brown chocolate eyes.... and his beautiful pink face when he talks to you. Also, his monotone voice. Like he doesn't care about anythin-

'Stop.' You thought to yourself.

"Fine. Just dont be weird and talk about alien shit." You said with a pleading look in your eye.

"I won't." Dib said, walking up to you. Now by your side. He glanced to you ever now and then. You could tell this was awkward, so you decided to spark a conversation.

"So, where's your sister? Normally, i see she walks with you home?" You asked curiously.

"Oh, she's at school she had detention because she played her piggy slave game in class and got in trouble." He said with a hint of disappointment in his tone.

"Oh, so she got caught?" You said laughing a little.

"Yep." He answered.

After walking a little bit, you guys finally got to your destination

"Well, goodbye y/n." Dib said waving at you.

You looked up and waved.

"Goodbye Dib!" You said with a gentle smile splayed on your face.

And with that, you walk into your home awaiting the next day to see Dib.

[mizzztery]

Its Self Insert weekend!!!

My first One Piece Smut lol

And the latest chapter of my Nny x reader fic

https://archiveofourown.org/works/36829561/chapters/115376014

[r4mmst3in]

Just realized my ask box was off… sorry! Feel free to ask things now

Me acabo de dad cuenta de que mi caja de preguntas estaba apagada…lo siento! Siéntase liber de preguntar cosas ahora

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Właśnie zdałem sobie sprawę, że moje okno zapytania jest wyłaczone… przepraszam! Zapraszam teraz do pytania

[probably-a-plant-thing]

what's the most out there fanbase take you've seen? it qdoesn't have to be a fanbade you're currently in, i just want the most bizzar shit you can remember. what horrors have you seen?

Ahhh I've had my fair share of weird fandoms.

Of course the slasher/horror fandom is very full of weirdass takes, one being the blatant mischaracterization of characters like Brahms Heelshire, Bo Sinclair (Vincent as well but Bo is actually painful sometimes), and Billy Loomis.

Speaking off Billy, I wanna place here that I fucking hate Poly Ghostface for the express purpose of shoving an x reader in the mix because the very concept fucks it up. (Nothing against polyamoury, fucking obviously. Its just a little sus people see gay people and wanna shove a cis pussy in there)

In the JTHM fandom, the worst I've seen is most of what people do with Jimmy, the little there is. Entirely because they are not making him the fucking creepy loser he is. Like I'm sorry, but you should not be un-grossing the rapist.

If you enjoy his single chapter then cool, pop off, he's been stalking Nny since the Taco Place Massacre comic in issue 1. Do literally anything with that. He's an obsessive freak.

[latenightsundayblues]

Even more Gen Z Billy and Stu headcanons I have

-Billy’s fyp page consists of horror movie cosplay accounts or Leon Kennedy thirst edits

-Stu was the weird Naruto kid who ran through the hallways and in gym class in middle school yes you’re picturing it right now

-Billy definitely read and wrote creepypasta x reader fanfiction usually of him and slender man and if you try to mention it he’ll kill you

-Billy was one of those emo kids who tried way too hard to be Johnny C from JTHM in middle school and yes did try the exact same haircut in the comics and has since burned the evidence

-Stu definitely still writes Sonic fanfic and sends them to his friends. They ask why he’s so cringe

-Billy will sometimes send the gc shit like “he’s/she’s so me” and it’s a picture of Tomie or Michael Myers

-One time in middle school Billy and Stu dared Sidney, Tatum and Randy to go on Omegle together after 12:00 pm. They still haven’t forgiven them for the trauma that site caused

-imagine how fucking smug they would get seeing people roleplay as ghostface on their fyp tho. Them just sending each other links on discord of hot people using the mask lol

-do not remind me of that trend under any circumstances

-OH MY GOD NOT THE CREEPYPASTA FANFIC........ He'd be a jeff the killer girlie just sayin

-Wow, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, I thought I'd never hear that name again. It's very on-brand for Billy. He'd definitely idolize the shit out of Johnny's violent tendencies and completely misunderstand the whole point of the story. The haircut though...........💀💀

-they're all afraid of opening the archives he sends on the gc now because it's probably just sonic x shadow gay sex. Again.

-He sends stu high voice messages at night sniffling and crying about how heath ledger joker and ryan gosling as a whole are literally him

-no......not omegle...... The trauma from unwillingly witnessing some dude's cock in 144p with dark ominous lighting is real lmfao Tatum def gave Stu a beating for that

[h-z145]

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[yandere-toons]

Readers Parents: Literally seeing their child getting kidnapped by a serial killer that's obsessed with them and has been stalking them for weeks

Also Reader's Parents, 5 seconds later: Oh, look, Bill Watterson just retired.

[your-local-scene-emo]

johnny the homocidal maniac x scene! reader headcanons

warnings: talks about mental health issues, i don't know if that's a warning but i wana put anything that could trigger someone without warning

-loves how you express yourself!

-if anyone stares at you weirdly, they better get on their knees and pray to jesus cuz odds are that they won't be breathing in the next five seconds

-will wear some of your scemo bracelets, or make kandi with you!

-honestly pretty sweet to you

-"how did i end up with someone so nice?"

-he needs reminders daily that you love him and that he's perfect

-do NOT mock him

-he can take anything, but do not judge, mock, or make fun of him.

-he'll watch my little pony with you

-he'll watch literally any kids show with you lol

-if you have any mental health issues, he'll do his best to give you anything and everything you need.

-he'll buy you fidgets, he'll get you weighted blankets, or he'll just hug you even if he hates touch. whatever.you.fucking.want.

-despite being a homicidal maniac this man is loyal and kind to his spouse

-in summary i love him and he's adorable.

[wheredidthepeepeego-mp3]

LOOKING FOR A VERY INVOLVED BETA READER

Looking for a beta reader for:

Title: If We Never Make It Back to California: I Want You to Know I Love You (First of a series, unfinished)

Fandoms: Gravity Falls, Invader Zim, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac (The second part involves The Owl House but the second part isn't public yet)

Other info: Before you ask, I don't have Discord.

Rated M, because I curse so frequently and there's some pretty involved angst and violence, but sexual material is kept to the absolute minimum because I'm NOT very comfortable with sexual content involving characters that are minors in canon. There's also very in-depth discussions of eating disorders, gender dysphoria, and slef-harm. Warnings include Graphic Depictions of Violence and Major Character Death.

The fic is intended for those who have seen Invader Zim in its entirety, and know important context from lost/deleted episodes. ETF and the comics, however, aren't really brought up in the fic. It will likely be confusing to those unfamiliar with Gravity Falls. You could possibly read and understand it if you haven't read JtHM or it's spinoffs, but it probably would hit a little harder if you're at least somewhat familiar with JtHM, Squee, and I Feel Sick. Lots of references to other cartoons.

Genrewise, I'd consider it a mix of just straight up fluff with angst. It has an underlying murder-without-much-mystery plot but it takes a backseat to some mundane, everyday things at times. It's a future-fic that I try to make somewhat trope-aware. It has a crossover ship (Dipper Pines x Dib Membrane) that very much started for Crack Purposes but at this point I'm extremely invested.

Summary (directly from AO3): "Featuring my horrid music taste, eighteen-year-old Dib Membrane drives across states to visit West Virginia, home of his future college. Professor Membrane doesn't approve, and complications arise after his mysterious and conveniently-timed death. But there's always a pair of paranormally-disadvantaged twins across the country for Dib to rely on. They always have their own problems, though, and the involvement of some of Dib's interesting extended family isn't helping his relationship with Dipper Pines- or maybe her relationship? Not even Dib knows. Either way, there are many possibly murderous road trips to be had, body insecurities to be unsuccessfully avoided, the occasional romantic drama for shits-and-giggles, and a coffee-shop side plot here and there.TL;DR: Dib and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Summer"

Common problems you may find: This is my first big fic and I'm not an experienced or "good" writer. I try to keep my spelling and grammar intact, though. I get ranty and occasionally stray out of character, though I try hard to keep it in character, because then what's the point of fanfic? I use crutch words like "smiled" and "sighed" a lot and I feel I may have pacing issues. I'm asking for a beta because I have no idea where these issues actually are, if I use them too much in certain parts, etc. I'm a panster and I tend to DUMP text on the page, accounting for the hefty word count I may need help knowing how to combine scenes or plot points. I also generally like knowing when I've accidentally done something rude, had a plot hole, or made a stupid/juvenile mistake. I also need new chapter names because I started the fic a long time ago, and chose exclusively lyrics from really cringey songs and haven't bothered changing just about anything. Plus I need to get some good foreshadowing in for part two.

Word Count/Update Info: Word count is 104,965 on AO3 but I will send you the link to my Google Doc, where it has the ongoing word count. You will see part two on the doc, but I am only concerned with part one for the time being. I update at least once a month, but sometimes two or three times. The fic is VERY close to finished and my projected word count for part one is 110,000.

What I'll do in exchange:��My pretty exhaustive list of fandoms (both past and present) is: BoJack Horseman , Creepypasta , Daria , Doki Doki Literature Club , Five Nights at Freddy's , Gorillaz , Gravity Falls , Happy Tree Friends , Helluva Boss , Homestuck , Invader Zim , Johnny the Homicidal Maniac , Moral Orel , My Little Pony , Percy Jackson/Related R Riordan Books (it's been a while though) , Phineas and Ferb , Saw (Movies) , South Park , Team Fortress Two , The Amazing World of Gumball , The Owl House , Undertale and Deltarune. The only things I'm not comfy with are pornography specifically of real life people, pedophilia, incest, or underage. But otherwise that's alright. My max word count is 150k but other than that I will beta read anything in those fandoms.

Thank you!

[balloon-garden]

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/44273401

Happy self insert weekend! Have a little tease 😉

[sadbastard-bug]

This is a suprise..

Jhonny "ny" x reader kinda

Ny finds you deposing of your best freinds abusive partner

Gender neutral.

Ny didnt expect a strange night when he went out. In fact everything was very peaceful for once..the wall didnt need new blood, the slushy machine worked, hell even his music was good! His night was going great..that was....

Until he turned and saw you.

You were stood in the back of a ally drenched in blood, a very clearly dead person legs were clutched in your hands. He coughed and you jumped gasping a bit. Dispite the fact that he new he should be waery the sight of you jumping back more scared of him was amusing.

You looked around frantically like a scared animal NY just tilted his head "terrible place to hide a corpse you know.." you blinked "h-huh?" Ny stepped closer "what? Didnt hear me?" It was so quiet you must have been deaf not to hear him! "N-no! I heard you..just..uh..." Ny held up a hand and you shut up. He walked closer and you backed up even farther. He chuckled "you scared of me? Shouldnt it be the other way around?" You gulped but nodded "well your approaching a murderer by choice man"

Ny nodded along, he was doing that. "You've never killed before" he said matter of factly "you have?" You asked. "Course I have! I'll help you find a better place! Scince I'm in such a good mood!" He smiled at you. You looked so uneasy "uh....." Ny sighed "what? Dont want my help? I'm trying to be nice here! I could just leave you be to be caught! Or I could even turn you in!" He was now right in your face your back pressed against the ally wall. "N-NO!" You ran a hand down your face "if you could help....I clearly need it.."

Ny moved back pleased with your answer "that you do! Now let's get this poor sucker someplace harder to find!" He mentioned for you to grab the bodys legs. You did and he got the arms, lifting the cadaver the two of you moved deeper into the ally. It was very awkward..you were very nervous that was obvious. "Soo..what the guy do for you to shank them?"

You looked up to him and your face soured "they're a dick..or they were"

"What kind of dick? The world's got lots of them"

You dipped your head towards him "true..they..they were my freinds partner. A terrible one at that! Constantly putting them down, beating on them! Just being plain horrible! I couldn't stand it anymore! I had to do something there was no way my freind was gonna leave them! I had to get rid of them!" Ny watched you rant till you were red in the face all with a grin. You were right..bad people must be snuffed out.

"So murder?" He asked

"So murder" you answered

You two found what Ny called a 'safe place for bodies'. He helped you cram the bloodied dude into a spot where it wouldn't be found..at least not until it was bone..he would have burned or chopped it up but you two didn't have the time or the tools.

Standing up you stretched your back and Ny whipped his hands on his pants. "Well..it was quite nice to meet ya!" He smiled and for the first time you smiled back. Ny felt a pang of something..something strange but he ignored it. "Anyway you should go clean yourself, later!!" He was about to jog off before you called out "wait! Thanks for the help..."

He felt hot a bit..thank yous werent normal for him..

"Your welcome I guess!"