#JESUS x JUDAS IS CRAZY WHAT

[skull-writes44]

Gethsemane

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Type: Allegorical Poem

Potential Trigger Warnings: religious themes, mortality, guilt, implied suicide (specifically hanging), mention of blades and knives

Word Count: 274

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I am but a humble lamb, 

Who grazes and bleats-

Suffering in poverty all his life

Until he was taken underneath 

The shepherd’s arm, into his care,

Sheltered under the shadow of his cane. 

He led us, one night, to the garden, Gethsemane, 

Where abundant bunches of olives hang. 

I am but a lamb who wanted to live, 

Weak in nature so I bore a blade-

But with a shepherd so selfless, though utterly forlorn, 

I slept soundly under the olive tree’s shade. 

I am but a desirous lamb, 

Who craves the nourishment he had been deprived. 

I’ve tried to remain loyal in the short life I’ve lived, 

But the pains of my stomach cannot lie.  

It howled my name, rang through my ears-

The very thing I yearned just out of my grasp,

For what I had was not enough. 

I was blinded by the fantasy that I’d be free from this hunger-

That I’d eat my fill at last. 

I only realized what I had done when he was ripped from Gethsemane,

Condemned to carry the wood of the trees He adored. 

Was this worth the grain and fulfillment I received?

IS THIS REALLY WHAT I GET FOR WANTING MORE?..

I was only but a humble lamb, never to be placed above him, 

But my bleats of revelation cost his life.

By those simple words, I’ve gone from the sacrifice on the altar

To the slaughterer holding the knife. 

On that fateful night, in dear Gethsemane, 

No longer innocent from the blood that rained-

Bursting at the seams with remorse, I hung with the olives

On the tree’s branches, under the shade. 

[a-trick-or-two-with-lepers]

What your favorite JCS song says about you

Tag your favorite and tell me how I insulted you

Overture - You're the hypeman at the function

Heaven on Their Minds - Judas is your babyboy + you're right this is the best one

What's the Buzz - This song is like crack to your seventies-obsessed brain, and "what's the buzz" is now something you say on the regular

Strange Thing Mystifying - You're a Judas Iscariot believer til the end, you think he did absolutely nothing wrong

Then we are Decided - You think you're super underground and obscure, but in reality you just have a fat crush on 24-year-old Bob Bingham (same)

Everything's Alright - Mommy issues

This Jesus Must Die - The villain song is ALWAYS your favorite

Hosanna - Jesus is your little meow meow and all you want is to see him happy

Simon Zealotes - You just love seeing a guy go batshit crazy + you're a sucker for good choreography

Poor Jerusalem - All you want is to be one of those actors that Jesus touches gently on the forehead

Pilate's Dream - You probably scream every time Pilate's on screen (girly calm down)

The Temple - You probably know a lot about time signatures + Jesus throwing over tables and yelling at everyone is your aesthetic

I Don't Know How to Love Him - You're basic but it's okay because this is a great love ballad + you think Mary is the most interesting character

Damned for all Time/Blood Money - You just really like seeing actors sing incredibly wordy and difficult songs

The Last Supper - You listen to John Denver + Seeing Jesus and Judas fight like a married couple tickles your brain

Gethsemane - If they don't hit that g5, the rendition immediately goes to the bottom of your list

The Arrest - Jesus is your little meow meow and all you want is to see him suffer

Peter's Denial - It's literally just Strange Thing Mystifying again but you like that funky little guitar intro + you ship Mary and Peter

Pilate and Christ - You think the best word to describe Pontius Pilate is "cunty"

King Herod's Song - You're girlypop + you think all movies would be better if they had a flouncy musical number

Could we Start Again, Please? - You're probably really sweet, like, overly nice

Judas's Death - You are a Jesus x Judas truther (respect)

Trial Before Pilate - You will never stop analyzing this scene. Ever.

Superstar - You grew up religious and are now in the alphabet mafia. How the turn tables??

The Crucifixion - You either love suffering or you love polyrhythmic jazz

John Nineteen:Forty-One - You're sensitive af + ALW is your favorite composer

This might be my favorite post I've made so far

[local-goblincat]

Hear me out... jesus x judas fanfic except not like bible jesus and judas but just 2 jewish men secretly inlove. gut wrenching, passionate, and batshit crazy as possible.

Slow burn, angst, and maybe even eventual lovely smut. SO MUCH FORBIDDEN LOVE OFUDGDHDBHFXHDB maybe it's because its like 2 am for me and i was talking with my friend coming up with silly haha what ifs, but god i suddenly want this fic so bad.

They are neighbors.

Judas 100% has abandonment issues and I wont hear otherwise if this comes into existence.

[multifandomsofficial]

Name:

Paring: John x reader

Theme: Oh boy, it's you [As The World Caves In by Sarah Corthan]

Type: parts eight to nine of Judas' betrayal

Warnings: same as the others, arguing

...

PART EIGHT

...

"Why isn't she here?" Zebedee voiced, as John sunk to the sand.

"This is all my fault." He whispered, as Zebedee sat with him.

"You sound like y/n." His abba gently smiled. "Claiming that something is your doing when it's clearly not."

John forced a laugh, looking at the sea. "This is where I first met her."

"Ha, you've told that story. She thought you were older than James. You couldn't stop telling anyone that for a time after." Zebedee recalled. John thought back, too. There was much of that story he, nor Big James, ever told. Like how she thought they were both crazy people who were drunk. "But, we should keep looking."

Zebedee brushed himself off, but his younger son didn't move.

"How far could she have gone? Especially in that little time. And it's getting dark, abba." John worried, before his father stopped him.

"And those are the best reasons to keep looking."

...

"You mean Judas said all of that?" Eden questioned, handing y/n a cup of water. "Y/n, you should have told Jesus at least!"

"You could have died with those kind if threats!" Mary Magdalene exclaimed, caressing y/n's hand.

"John would've done something stupid if I told him then." She sobbed, putting a hand on her stomach. "And I'm pregnant, and there's....so much going on."

"Wait, you're...pregnant?" Eden mumbled, rubbing her friend's back. "Does-"

"No, he doesn't. I don't know what to do."

"You're pregnant?" The women turned to see Simon Peter in the doorway. "Do you want me to go get John or something?"

"Please, but Simon," Y/n shook her head, sobbing harder. "Don't tell him about any of this."

...

"Did you find her?" John heard the other disciples ask. He couldn't hold back the tears anymore. It's dark, his wife isn't thinking straight and in grief, and now she's missing.

Zebedee moved him to chair and pushed past the disciples. "We checked where we thought she'd be, but she wasn't there."

"I'll go get Tamar and Ramah." Thomas mumbled, not wanting to be there when John ranted. Simon Z moved with him.

"John, where did you check?" Big James asked.

John only shook his head, not daring to look up. His voice refused to work correctly.

"Near the sea." Zebedee said for his son.

"Wait, Mary and Eden went in that direction." Andrew realized. "They might have found her first." Others seemed to agree with him.

...

PART NINE

...

"John," everyone turned to Simon Peter in the doorway. "Eden and Mary found y/n."

John stood up quickly following his friend, "Where?"

"My house. Also, she said something about....but she didn't want me to tell you."

"What is it?" John asked anyway, fearing the worst.

"Faster you get there, faster you find out." Peter replied, as little thunder started running in the direction. "I didn't-agh, whatever." Peter yelled, going after him.

...

Eden and Mary were cuddling y/n when John bolted threw the door, relief visibly flowing through him.

"You should see who's here." Mary gently told her, as y/n turned to see John plastered in the doorway. But she looked away as Peter came in, too.

"We'll be outside, alright?" Eden whispered, as both her and Mary got up. Simon left with them, closing the door. There was cold silence between John and y/n.

"I don't know where to start." Y/n mumbled, getting up and looking at her husband. He folded his arms and looked down.

"Why do you think this is you fault?" He asked, looking at her again. She shook her head.

"Trust me, you don't want to know."

"Y/n, love, I do. I really do."

"I.....I saw a letter, from Judas, to Rome, about how he was planning on arresting Jesus. With their permission." She couldn't look at John. Y/n knew he'd be fuming. "Judas found me reading it, and threatened me to not tell anyone about anything." She looked to see the hurt in his eyes, the trembling of his jaw, how he was biting the inside of his cheek, how tears were forming. John willing letting all of this happen.

"What was his threat?" John asked, as their eyes met. Y/n had tearing streaming down her cheeks. Never ending rivers of salty water.

[praphit]

J & The BM: I AM a revolutionary!

"I AM A REVOLUTIONARY!"

Say that with me " I AM a revolutionary!"

Again!

"I AM a revolutionary!"

Look in the mirror and say "I AM a revolutionary!" Look at your family and pets and shout " I AM a revolutionary!"

Facetime your boss, give them double middle fingers and shout - "I AM a revolutionary!"

Now, open your window and put one fist in the air, and stare down strangers as they walk by.

Feels good, right?

“Judas and the Black Messiah”

I loved the trailer for this movie; it got me hyped! But, I wasn't sure if I was going to watch it.

I don't usually go for movies when I already know what's going to happen in them.

It's why I don't typically like RomComs. Same formula:

Some character who's goofy, awkward, or an asshole ends up with (after some embarrassing moments, some lol moments, and cheesy pop music) someone who is way too good for them.

Now, some might say "What about those comic book movies that you like?! They have a formula?" Yeah, but... they're better:) Plus, sure, I may know that... for example Thanos is going to lose to The Avengers in the end, but I don't know how. I couldn't have foreseen Thor's sad, fat ass

 (of which I demand a series with that title on Disney+). 

Or that a rat would be the true hero.

 Or who they'd kill off.

It didn't have to be Tony Stark. War Machine could have made the same snapping sacrifice. Or had that sacrifice pushed on him :) What if they killed Don Cheadle (the only black dude they had left around)? 

I can imagine Tony saying "I think the gauntlet will only work if you're Thanos or... if you're black. I wish I could be the one, man, but... *as he hands the gauntlet to Don Cheadle*

DC: "This is bullshit."

This "Judas and the Black Messiah" film is not only spoiled by history, but by the title.

I wonder which name has been ruined more - Judas? or Karen?

But, here we are:

Daniel Kaluuya (who is quickly becoming one of my fav actors) plays Fred Hampton (our "Black Messiah").

He is doing an exceptional job leading the Black Panthers as they support and fight for their community.

Black people are congregating, organized, educated, empowered, able to defend themselves, and smiling - this of course makes the old white dudes in the government constipated.

SO, agent Roy Mitchell (played by the ever-creepy-lookin Jesse Plemons) 

gets involved - he "hires" (well, it’s more of a “be the movie's Judas or go to prison” type of a deal)  William O-Neal (played by LaKeith Stanfield) 

to infiltrate the Black Panthers, get close to Freddy, and help take them down.

The acting in this of course is good. But, I love that you get to see complete people from all of the sides:

Fred Hampton here is an impressive leader, but we also see him in relationships, we see him angry, scared, we see his process and vision. Some may view the Panthers as too militant, but that's not all that they are; they're not just members here fighting for the cause.

We see how William O'Neal ends up being Judas. 

Btw, his nickname in "Wild Bill". I'm sorry, but I ain't having nobody in MY crew nicknamed "Wild Bill"; just seems kinda stupid to me. You don't want a loose cannon in your squad, do you??

Kinda like when The X-Men let Logan (who's two codenames are "Wolverine" and "Weapon X" AND who has a history of murder) join the group, and are surprised when he starts acting crazy violent. 

You can't just have murderers running around loose - this ain't the NFL.

We even get agent Roy's perspective on things. Granted, he's still a piece of shit. I don't know who's the bigger piece of shit - him or Wild Bill, but I like that they show us multiple sides of the situations.

Despite all of this, I found the movie to be kinda boring. I feel a lil bad that a movie such as this bored me a lil bit, but... I ain't lying. Good movie though. I just needed a lil more spice, and probably a lil less running time.

That's the problem with historical movies; there's too much pressure to stick to what really happened.

I had a similar problem with "The Passion of the Christ" :) As a Christian, I can appreciate what they were doing in the movie, but... would it have killed them to have Jesus shoot a lil lightning from his fingertips? Maybe he's finally had enough, comes down from the cross, and zaps the Roman soldiers Raiden style.

He could still go back to the cross for salvation action, but we're making a movie here!

All I'm saying is maybe give Fred some super powers. Maybe he raises his fist, and it glows gold. Maybe as long as he keeps his fist up, black people near him and non-black people who are down with the cause gain super human speed and strength. Maybe they use this power to make some heads explode... punch some holes through some people... kick whitey into the sea. They can still find a way for it to end how it ends, but... think outside the box, that's all I'm saying.

Grade: solid B

I also liked how they painted the price paid for striving to be a revolutionary. Too often do we want to be impactful in an area of life without sacrifice; that's not usually how it works. One doesn't usually get to be a revolutionary AND rock a "normal" life. Like my good friend Raiden Jesus once said "count the cost".

[headoverhiddles]

Hotel, Motel, Holiday Inn - Marilyn Manson x Reader [Smut]

Synopsis: You, your boyfriend Brian, and his best friend Jeordie are forced by lack of finances to share a hotel room one night while Brian's band performs in Miami Beach. You two have to be quiet not to wake Jeordie...

Notes: Set during Spooky Kids era!! Partially inspired by this video. **Twiggy wasn't a part of the band at this point in time, but fuck it. I wanted to include him.

July 17, 1992.

"I've got... thirteen dollars."

Everyone (aka you, Brian and Jeordie) is sitting around in a circle on Jeordie's messy living room floor.

You and your boyfriend look over to the bassist.

"Thirteen?" Brian sputters, "You stupid fucker, you had 500 dollars last night. Where the hell'd all that go, up your ass?"

Jeordie picks at a hangnail. "Hookers and blow." He begins to pat his leg, drumming a beat. "We should make that a song..."

"We have better things to sing about than hookers and blow," Brian snaps.

"I don't know, I think it'd go with your whole theme," you tease, resting your head on his shoulder. Brian glances down, gaze softening fondly as his fingers thread with yours.

"Yeah, says the girl who probably encouraged him to burn our valuable hotel money on dumb shit last night."

You giggle. "I promise, I had nothing to do with it. Besides, I was with you last night, remember?" Brian smirks, recalling the record you two set.

"Yeah. I remember making you come a bunch of times. What was the challenge again?"

"I dared you to make me come more times than my vibrator could in one night."

"Mmm, and did I pass?"

"With flying colours."

Jeordie whistles, then tries to flip one of the coins from the pooling pile on the floor. It pings off something then disappears into the pit that is his studio apartment.

"Twelve seventy five," Jeordie corrects, staring sadly behind him at the lost quarter. Brian shakes his head, scratching through his hair.

"Jesus Christ, what are we gonna do?! This is a huge stop on the tour. Daisy, Pogo, and Sarah are already there, and the Spooky Kids can't afford to cancel this show because we're... fuckin broke hobos!"

"I'm not a hobo..." Jeordie whispers, watching an ant crawl across his toe. Brian scrapes up some bills to count again, painted fingernails a blur as he shells them out. You count your own too, nodding.

"Okay. I've got 210. Together with your 600... we should have enough for airfare and hotel room, for one night."

Jeordie gives a punched out snort-laugh, staring at the ceiling like it's about to cave in. "Yeah, for one shared room between the three of us."

You and Brian look at each other, shrugging. Jeordie hesitates, then looks at you two in distress.

"Awww."

So, the next day, after successfully making it to the next stop on the Spooky Kids' tour by way of crappy budget airline, you get to the hotel to check in before the show. It's not awful-- it's a pretty good motel, at least.

"I can't wait til we can afford a tour bus," Brian growls miserably, flopping down on one of the double beds. It shoots his lanky body up four feet off the bed as the overly-loaded springs catapult him, and you double over with laughter. Though he looks ready to murder, your laugh is infectious, and Brian starts to chuckle too.

"What the fuck is this?" He goes on, picking up a towel folded into a swan. He turns it around, and pretends to stick his dick into it, humping it as he waddles around the room.

"It's a swan," Jeordie smiles, face smushed into his own bed opposite yours, "I requested the towels be made into pretty swans for us."

"Yeah?" Brian discards the towel in a heap. " Did you also request little chocolates be left on our pillow every night, princess?"

"Dammit. I knew I forgot something."

"Why did we let Jeordie book this?" you groan. "We all know I'm the responsible mom here."

"I beg to differ," Brian says, crawling over top of you and securing his stringbean limbs around you like a giant spider. "I'm more of a mom than you." You giggle.

"Says the man who just pretended to fuck a towel swan."

"What do you mean pretended? That slutty motherfucker's got my jizz all over him, he was begging for it." Brian grins, collapsing on top of you, and you shriek as he attacks you with kisses.

"Go put your makeup on, or you'll be late getting on stage! Then nobody'll ever know who the Spooky Kids are, and your career will never take off, all because you wanted to fuck your girlfriend. Again."

"I'll just tell the bouncers we were busy with hookers and blow, like proper rockstars," Brian murmurs, sucking a hicky into your neck. "They'll buy anything people like us feed em."

"Hookers and blow?" Jeordie perks up, turning to you two.

"No," you and your boyfriend both say at the same time.

Brian does his makeup with a little help from you, and Jeordie does as well. Brian's lower face is covered in red lipstick, and he’s got his striped pink and black leggings on, with an unbuttoned vest and a cat in the hat top hat on his head, long hair brushed out and down to his waist. Jeordie's got one of his green ragdoll dresses on, dreads done up in pigtails.

You three meet up with the other band members, all dressed and ready for the show as well, and you can immediately tell Brian is slipping into his stage persona when he tells the bouncer to go fuck himself on a butcher knife after being asked for ID. (You display the IDs you've got in your purse with many apologies after your boyfriend and his delinquent band waltz in like they own the place, despite the fact that they're only the opening act.)

You stand in the front row of the make-do mosh pit of the dive bar, all big smiles and support. Despite what your family warns you, you have the utmost faith in Brian and his aspirations, and even though he's got an absolute clusterfuck of personalities making up the band behind him, it's a wild wonder of a musical act, and you just know the five of them are gonna go places someday.

"Good evening, all you crazy motherfuckers here in Miami Beach," Brian points out to the crowd, "Let's fuck shit up!" Their opener, Thrift, leads to Lucy In The Sky With Demons, then eventually to everyone's apparent favourite, if the cheering is any guage-- Lunchbox. You like that song too, bouncing around and screaming for it like one of the fans for the night. Brian keeps looking at you, and halfway through the song, he pulls you up on stage, obscenely groping his hands all over your breasts and sucking on them through your bra. You don't mind-- you make a show of moaning, squeezing them together, until you eventually slap him off, wag your finger, and slip back into the crowd, to the laughter and heckles from the crowd.

The show goes later than expected due to the enthusiasm of the crowd. After the show, everyone hung around the bar for a bit too, drinking a couple beers and doing a few lines of coke to mingle with any ego-stroking fans or labels that may have been scouting. 

The guys are still all riding the high of the adrenaline and drugs, but it's 3 in the morning now, and since you three have not only one shared suitcase and one shared hotel room but one shared brain cell as well, you all decided it would be a good idea to book a 7 am flight home.

Well. Blame it on it being the most affordable return time.

Once you get back to the room, some Judas Priest is cranked on the tinny room radio because "fuck the other hotel guests, I'm Marilyn Manson", and the air guitars are broken out.

Brian inspects himself in the mirror, making Herculean poses and sticking his tongue out grotesquely, checking for warts or something. He pinches his nipples, scratching down his pale torso.

"I need more tattoos."

"The ones you have now are rad," you mention, kicking off your shoes, "But a few more would make you look even more badass."

"Yeah?"

"Yeah, I already wouldn't want to fuck with you. More tattoos? I'd be terrified."

"I thought you were already terrified. You scream every time you see my cock."

"That's cause it's so big..." You playfully lick your lips.

"Yeah? You wanna suck it?" Brian unzips his pants. "Wanna suck on it, baby?"

"I wanna get into bed, is what I want to do," you yawn, peeling your top off and tossing it at Jeordie. Jeordie catches it and dutifully slingshots it into your great big shared suitcase. The neighboring hotel room tenants bang on the wall, mumbling something bitterly incoherent about turning the music down.

"I will kick down your door and skullfuck you, you entitled asshole!" Brian shouts back. The pounding stops abruptly, and you question how you haven't been arrested yet.

"Seriously, I think it's time for bed though," Jeordie mumbles, crawling under his covers like an elderly cat. He jumps and frowns at something on the wall, something you're glad you can't see. 

"Fine, grandpa," Brian rolls his eyes, and kills the volume on the rock station.

Five minutes later, you come out of the bathroom in one of Brian's oversized Black Sabbath T-shirts, and run a hand through your hair, walking over to get into bed with Brian. He's still scrubbing some of the eyeliner at the sink, and you beckon him. 

"Come here. I wanna cuddle."

Brian grunts, and rubs his face once more, walking over to the door naked save for his boxer briefs to make doubly sure it's locked.

"Only space for three psychos in this room," he says, then does a barrel roll into bed, sweeping the covers over you both. The light is turned out, and Brian snuggles into you from behind, wrapping his arms around your middle.

"Bri," you whisper. He hums into your hair.

"Yeah."

You flip around to face him, your noses touching. He blinks, and you bite your lip, reaching under the covers. He bites back a moan, and you lean in to whisper. 

"I'm wet for you."

Brian immediately looks over, and tosses a pillow at his best friend's head. "Hey Jeordie, fuck off for the night."

"What? No! I'm... trying to sleep..."

"The one night he decides not to get shitfaced and wander the streets," Brian sighs.

"It's no fun to do that yourself," Jeordie mopes. "Actually, that's not true. I'm just tired." 

"Fuck," Brian mutters. You two let a few seconds go by.

"Is he asleep?" you whisper.

"I think so," Brian mumbles back, then gasps as you cup him again through his underwear, reaching in with the other hand to wrap around his half-hard dick.

"(y/n), I gotta be in you," he hisses, "Fast." 

"Just... shhh..." you giggle, and he bites his lower lip, rolling on top of you under the covers. His long raven hair curtains around you, and he reaches down to pull his dick out. You wiggle your hips excitedly, holding onto his forearms, and he takes a condom off the bedside table, rolling it on. He winces at the contact, the touch of his own hand to get the rubber on enough to make him harden even more. He moans, finally pushing into you.

"O-oh..." you try to keep your voice down to a squeak. "Bri... Bri, Bri, Brian, fuck... I love your cock..."

"Call me Marilyn," he whispers.

"Hmm?"

"Call me Marilyn, I wanna hear you say it," he grunts, rocking his hips in again. He holds your wrists together above your head as his thrusts get deeper.

"God, please... fuck me harder, Marilyn," you breathe softly. His pace increases, both of you still attempting to be quiet so as not to wake your partner.

"Yeah... yeah, yeah," he whispers, "Fuck yeah, baby. You're so good for me. God, oh..."

Your eyes roll back as you smile in bliss, feeling your hands down your boyfriend's back as he does his best to make you come not in record quantity tonight, but record time.

"That feel good?"

"Uh huh..."

"Your pussy feel good now? Nice and full?"

"Yeah, oh my god. Mar... Marilyn..." You feel your orgasm coming, so you hook your feet just above his ass and smirk, thinking of something you know will do the trick. It may be dumb, but it's bound to work.

"It feels so fucking amazing getting fucked by the antichrist."

He buries his face beside your shoulder as his hips stutter, and you can feel him finish inside the condom, thrusting his hips erratically and quickly as he milks it. Each thrust is taking you closer, and you two breathe and pant together as Brian holds you, making you come with wave after wave of a gorgeous climax.

"Ah, fuck that was good," you breathe. Brian rolls off of you, depositing the condom and tucking it under his pillow. You wrinkle your nose. “Ew, man.”

"It'll make housekeeping smile. She can sell it on eBay, make more than we earn in a tour. Or she can jam it up inside her and call us for child support."

You giggle, and slap his chest lightly. He kisses you, and settles comfortably down beside you again, slipping his arms underneath yours.

"Do you think Jeordie's still asleep?" you whisper, stifling a laugh. Suddenly, a clear voice rings out. 

"If you two loud assholes think I slept through that, then you must think I'm fucking deaf," Jeordie blurts. "Assholes."

Brian starts laughing, even as his friend keeps calling him an asshole. "You're next," Brian teases, and Jeordie sighs.

"Leave me alone and let me sleep."

"Get the lube, (y/n), it's Jeordie's turn to be violated by the dirty man who broke into this hotel room, aka me."

"Fuck off!"

"Fine, fuck you, more dick for (y/n)," Brian grins, and you smile, holding him to you.

You listen to the white noise of the deteriorating air conditioner. The rhythmic rising and falling of his chest tells you he's passed out behind you, dreaming and adorable with his face pressed into the back of your neck.

You glance behind you. "Jeord, babe? Sorry for keeping you up. Really."

Jeordie just smiles. "Honestly, I was listening the whole time to see what his secret is. How do you make someone come that much? It's insane."

You giggle into the pillow, and Brian wakes up long enough to croak: "Cause I am the God of Fuck."

[zackmephisto]

dirt watches aew

ITS TIME BITCHEZ

stop i don't want to see this betrayal :(

mjf turned and now my depression is Worse i hate him i love him :(

JURASSIC EXPRESS AAAAAA

N Y L A YES OG MY GOD

i know I didnt hear yall boo nyla.

HANGMAN AND PAC REEEE

SCUUUUU REEEEE

M I S T E R M O X L E Y

:'''''(

STOP IM GONNA CRY KENNY NOOO

is it really nakazawa v mox. that's wild

mox looks good wtf?

STOP pulling the crazy shit dude. hes a good boy.

is he wrestling in pants bc his legs got fucked up or

that was weak. wtf ?

is it just bc hes still sort of hurt and they want to book him stronger than kenny?

o he speak

"you are one radical son of a bitch" how come he can say bitch but chuck cant say the s word

👀

damn yeah what's next for him. he really did fuck up kenny. who is next. I'm excited idc who is next like.... whoever it is they're gonna be working w the best of the best tbh

wait what the fuck why is it a championship match with sammy and chris and scu. why

cheer dark order and their gimp army you FUCKING cowards

T H E M!!!!!

GOD I LOVE MY CHILDREN STOP IM GONNA CRY MARKO WEARING THE MASK

THE MARKO CHANTS THANK YOU LORD

i have no more will to live now that marko ate the pin

STOP BEFORE I CRY FOR REAL

oH MY GOD LUCHASAURUS AAAA

luchasuarus said "back off my baby dinosaurs" and i respect that

hes obv still a little hurt tho you can see it in his movement

I STAN ONE DINOSAUR FAMILY

hmmm how come scu have to defend their championships every five minutes but chris jericho is always safe 🤔

gfys shawn spears

i'm a simple woman. i see shawn spears on my screen and I switch tabs

I constantly thank god for darby allin

Aubrey 😍😍😍😍

if darby loses i sue

JOEY!!!

uh. i mean. i mean. joey. big deal. who even cares about him and his braids and he smells anyway 😡

thank u darby i love you and definitely not joey...

DARBY AND JON WAIT STOP I CANT BREATHE OH MY GOD NO PLEASE THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN SCREEEEEE

I'm literally screeching darby vs mox??? NAME A MORE ICONIC DUO

ya'll have a crowd full on transphobes huh

darby vs mox tho this is so goddamn exciting

SO excited oh my god who is nyla fighting !!

who??

people really are such big transphobes that they're cheering someone who hasn't had a match yet. i hate straighties

thank you queen I love you

get well soon dad i miss u :(

i feel like i should know her by sight but i don't

o i remember her. i like her merch

shes annoying

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

AWESOME KONG AND BRANDI MY SKIN IS CLEARING AS I SPEAK

perish, blonde woman

god i love this. i LOVE THIS

if mjf joins the inner circle i want it to be known right now at 5:56 pm that i will Still Stan. okay. i stood w baron corbin through it all. i'll stand by mjf through it all.

every time some one swears on aew and it's not chuck taylor i lose six months of my life

OH?!?!?!

HELLO MAX I LOVE YOU GOOD MORNING MY SWEET SCARF SON

he's handsome no one @ me ever again

i lov u asshole love you so much

LOVE YOUUUU

NO I LOVE YOU I'M NOT UPSET I LOVE YOU

expose him Max EXPOSE HIM

max 😍😍😍😍😍

I believe every word you've ever said ever

max is right stop SAYING MEAN THINGS TO HIM

THIS MAN IS HURT MAY I HUG HIM

max STOP I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

AND WHAT A HANDSOME NEW FACE IT IS

YES YOU ARE BETTER THAN HIM AND I DO KNOW IT

wake up sheeple max is RIGHT

"my third or fourth installment" go off king.. go off......

sigh. I didnt want to do this. but i'm gonna have to stan.

or not?

MAX SAID A LITTLE BIT OF THE BUBBLY AND I IMMEDIATELY GOT UP TO GRAB THE CHAMPAGNE I SAVED FOR THIS EXACT SITUATION

ok thank god i dont have to stan the inner circle

thanks max i love you

HE IS HANDSOME ITS TRUE

ok... maybe that was funny. but I still love max

dont do this Max I dont want to stan

this is making me laugh hella hard dncnsndj

I LOVE THE HUG

cody man come on just let me have my max in peace

sigh

cmon Maxwell let's go

who?

wardlow I see

ok. I stan if he likes max

@ Maxwell Jacob Friedman choke me like that d*ddy

good morning it's been an hour and I've had four mikes and am on my fifth i'm drunk and in love with mjf

cowboy 😍😍😍😍😍

wait please don't let hangman lose I dont want to see him sad anymore

pac is fucking. more than human. I love him too

COW👏BOY👏SHIT👏

"i'm shocked by pac's leg strength" me 2 bud. those legs? i'm always shocked. hes so ripped his muscles have muscles

BASTARD SHIT LMFAOO HOW THE TURNS HABE TABLED

COWBOY STOP MAKING THESE NOISES I FEEL NSFWORK

yall are going to commercial in the middle of this match? disgostang. guess its valid bc this alcohol is going right thru me but. >:(

so Twitter says luchasaurus is actually Back back I'm really really happy abt that I missed dinosaur father

i finished going to the bathroom and sat down and it came back on clearly this is dirt rights

hangman and pac didnt get up for a second and I was Ben Affleck w cigarette. jpeg for a second thinking abt pac vs moxley

thank u for being a good bean mr ref bryce

:(((((((((((((((((((((

suing aew for emotional distress

JESUS matt Jackson

OH MY GOD AAAAAA ORANGE IVE NEVER LOVED A MAN MORE

literally I love orange cassidy more than i love myself

I'd be more exciting for this bucks/proud n powerful moment if orange cassidy wasn't on screen for two (2) seconds. His Impact

aew refs are my new mandatory kin

dont hurt Brandon Cutler hes a good boy

:(

thank god for private party

proud n powerful vs private party is dirt rights

me: :l

scu: SCUUUUU

me: :)

oh yeah btw my onion on scu officially changed i love them officially

SCU SAYS FUCK NASHVILLE BUT I LOVE WRESTLING FANS AND REALLY THATS CALIFORNIANS IN A NUTSHELL, I CAN CONFIRM, BEING CALIFORNIAN

i'm DRUNK thank god for autocorrect

why is sammy not vlogging. is he okay. does he have a fever

anyway if scu loses i'm suing again

jericho, a few weeks ago: WHO WEARS A SCARF

Jericho, today: wears a scarf tonight and talks abt scarfs today

judas FUCKS one of my fave songs of all time tbh

sammy guevara is like. 12. stop hip thrusting, child

kaz, my angel. I love you. so much

sammy: I GOT EM, DAD. I GOT EM

I love sammy BUT he better eat this pin so hard hes still tasting it next week

almost started filing my aew lawsuit when scorpio sky almost got pinned

I love how effective and strong the thesz press is. so wild. thank u mr sky

oh thank fuck. thank FUCK that pin wasn't complete

PLEASE MR SKY

THANK YOU MR SKY

SCU BEAT INNER CIRCLE SO NO ONE EVER TALK SHIT ABT CALIFORNIANS EVER AGAIN

unless ur californian. in which case ur allowed

scorpio sky being the first person in aew to pin Jericho is California Rights

that was a wonderful show. orange cassidy was there so it was 10/10. everyone say thank u aew

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#BETAwards21 : Burna Boy, Megan The Stallion, Lil Baby & Others Emerge Winners – Full List

The annual BET Awards came off this year in Los Angeles. The glamorous night saw top music artists and popular celebrities gracing the event looking stunning and ravishing. The ceremony had African and other international artistes, many of whom were nominated and keenly awaiting to ending the night with an award or even more than one to take home. Artistes who received award for the night include Burna Boy who won the category of ‘Best International Act’, Cardi B, Megan Thee Stallion (who bagged the most win with three awards), Lil Baby, H.E.R, and many others. The award ceremony ended with a tribute to DMX performed by Swizz Beatz, Busta Rhymes, Griselda, and Method Man. Kindly view the full list of winners below ALBUM OF THE YEAR After Hours – The Weeknd Blame it on Baby – DaBaby Good News – Megan Thee Stallion Heaux Tales – Jazmine Sullivan – WINNER  King’s Disease – Nas Ungodly Hour – Chloe x Halle BEST COLLABORATION “WAP” – Cardi B feat. Megan Thee Stallion – WINNER “Rockstar” – DaBaby feat. Roddy Ricch “Popstar” – DJ Khaled feat. Drake “Whats Poppin (Remix)” – Jack Harlow feat. DaBaby, Tory Lanez & Lil Wayne “Cry Baby” – Megan Thee Stallion feat. DaBaby “For the Night” – Pop Smoke feat. Lil Baby & DaBaby BEST FEMALE R&B / POP ARTIST Beyoncé H.E.R. – WINNER  Jazmine Sullivan Jhené Aiko Summer Walker SZA BEST MALE R&B / POP ARTIST 6LACK Anderson .Paak Chris Brown Giveon Tank The Weeknd BEST NEW ARTIST Coi Leray Flo Milli Giveon – WINNER Jack Harlow Latto Pooh Shiesty BEST GROUP 21 Savage & Metro Boomin Chloe x Halle Chris Brown & Young Thug City Girls Migos Silk Sonic – WINNER BEST FEMALE HIP HOP ARTIST Cardi B Coi Leray Doja Cat Megan Thee Stallion – WINNER Latto Saweetie BEST MALE HIP HOP ARTIST DaBaby Drake J. Cole Jack Harlow Lil Baby – WINNER Pop Smoke BOBBY JONES BEST GOSPEL/INSPIRATIONAL AWARD “In Jesus Name” – Bebe Winans “Never Lost” – Cece Winans “Hold Us Together” – H.E.R. “Strong God” – Kirk Franklin “Thank You for It All” – Marvin Sapp “Touch From You” – Tamela Mann BET HER AWARD “So Done” – Alicia Keys Ft. Khalid “Baby Mama” – Brandy feat. Chance the Rapper “Anti Queen” – Bri Steves “Baby Girl” – Chloe x Halle “Rooted” – Ciara feat. Ester Dean “Good Days” – SZA – WINNER  BEST INTERNATIONAL ACT Aya Nakamura (France) Burna Boy (Nigeria) – WINNER Diamond Platnumz (Tanzania) Emicida (Brazil) Headie One (UK) Wizkid (Nigeria) Young T & Bugsey (UK) Youssoupha (France) VIEWER’S CHOICE AWARD “WAP” – Cardi B feat. Megan Thee Stallion “Go Crazy” – Chris Brown & Young Thug “Rockstar” – DaBaby feat. Roddy Ricch “Popstar” – DJ Khaled feat. Drake “Laugh Now Cry Later” – Drake feat. Lil Durk “The Bigger Picture” – Lil Baby “Savage (Remix)” – Megan Thee Stallion feat. Beyoncé – WINNER “Leave the Door Open” – Silk Sonic VIDEO OF THE YEAR “Up” – Cardi B “WAP” – Cardi B feat. Megan Thee Stallion – WINNER “Do It” – Chloe x Halle “Go Crazy” – Chris Brown & Young Thug “Laugh Now Cry Later” – Drake feat. Lil Durk “Leave the Door Open” – Silk Sonic VIDEO DIRECTOR OF THE YEAR Benny Boom Bruno Mars and Florent Déchard Cole Bennett Colin Tilley Dave Meyers Hype Williams BEST MOVIE Coming 2 America Judas and the Black Messiah Ma Rainey’s Black Bottom One Night in Miami… Soul The United States vs. Billie Holiday BEST ACTRESS Andra Day – WINNER  Angela Bassett Issa Rae Jurnee Smollett Viola Davis Zendaya BEST ACTOR Aldis Hodge Chadwick Boseman Damson Idris Daniel Kaluuya Eddie Murphy Lakeith Stanfield YOUNGSTARS AWARD Alex R. Hibbert Ethan Hutchison Lonnie Chavis Marsai Martin Michael Epps Storm Reid SPORTSWOMAN OF THE YEAR AWARD A’ja Wilson Candace Parker Claressa Shields Naomi Osaka – WINNER Serena Williams Skylar Diggins-Smith SPORTSMAN OF THE YEAR AWARD Kyrie Irving LeBron James – WINNER Patrick Mahomes Russell Westbrook Russell Wilson Stephen Curry LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD - Queen Latifah Read the full article

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1/2 Oh, it would be an exciting twist, if C$ were revaeled as a product of the Dark H00k curse! But they won't do it. When H00k told Emma that "he liked being the one who broke down her walls" B. Hales fangirl tweeted in admiration for this "romantic" line. When Horowitz posted the script to E/H reunion scene (make out on R.'s grave) the script reads: "And we just take a moment to take in the deep love these 2 have for each other". They REALLY think, that C$ is the most epic lovestory.

2/2 It’s disturbing to say the least. Add CoD.’s statement that E/H had/have a “very honest” relationship and JMo’s fangirl-PR with Leanne Blah…It’s like in a crazy house! I wish they would at least bring in some new competent female writers, which stay true to the characters and don’t bent them for the sake of plot. B/c I’m dreading which new horrible “romantic” contents Hales/Espenson/Hogan will write for their dashing pirate posterboy in S7

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I don’t know about all of these statements, but I did see an interview in which is said that the writers got to write the story they intended from the start.

Does that mean they meant for Emma to end up with Hook and for it look like a happy ending and have it end there? 

Which does worry me and so I get where you’re coming from.

But at the same time, if you parallel the stories the way Shady has it’s too much to be a coincidence. It really looks like Emma taking her father’s place in the story, curse marriage and all. And so the story will have come full circle.

On top of that there is the very obvious “Last Supper” reference near the end of the finale that speaks of betrayal, death and resurrection. The fact that beneath the picture of it there’s the “And they lived happily ever after” really sends a mixed message for those who know how the original story goes. Which is probably everyone. It gives this “One of these two things is a lie” impression.

On top of this all of the elements of the original story were also a part of Charming’s story, not in the bible way, but still.

Charming almost died, ending up in a coma (death? and the curse hit which meant death of his real marriage), then he woke up (actual resurrection and possible resurrection of his real marriage) and betrayed his curse wife with his real wife (betrayal and lies) which almost led to the death of his marriage, both of them. Then the curse broke and he was resurrected and so was his real marriage.

So in this he’s both Jesus and Judas I guess. 

There is a painting that Leonardo da Vinci did of Jesus and Judas where he painted Jesus. Then went looking for another model for Judas and found one years later. But as he talked to him it turned out his Judas was the same man he had painted years before as Jesus. He just hadn’t recognized him due to his state.

And the death, betrayal and resurrection could pertain to a relationship or relationships not just to a specific person.

I’ve mentioned (in tags) that based on a count of the people at the OUAT version of the Last Supper Hook is the savior. Since in the original image Jesus is sat in the middle with six disciples at each of his sides. In the OUAT version that would be Hook. But then at the same time Emma is established as the story’s savior. Rumple is another savior. That of his own and his mother’s story.

But it does make sense if we forget Emma is her or her parents’ story’s savior for a moment and mirror her story to her father’s. Charming is the one who ends up betraying his curse wife and his real one by lying to her. So maybe Emma and Hook are both. Hook’s betrayal happened after Emma’s original one. Maybe Emma will betray Hook again. That is, if she doesn’t spend the entire season in a coma. Or maybe Regina will slip and fall onto Emma (under a sleeping curse) with her lips on her face and Emma’s betrayal will be waking up to Regina’s kiss and not her husband’s. A girl can dream, right?¯\_(ツ)_/¯

As for everyone seeming to think CS is an epic love story. This could still be a trick. Because what they show us on the actual show is that it’s not. It’s just said to be on the surface. But if they really believed that, why not give CS true love’s kiss? Why not have Hook stop lying to Emma? They haven’t.

I originally thought CS the way it’s done on the show was a way to tell the story of an abusive relationship from the victim’s and their family’s perspective. The victim who doesn’t want to see that their partner is abusive. And actually thinks their relationship is healthy. The family that doesn’t notice it’s not or doesn’t want to. People live that reality every day. And it’s the most dangerous thing of all.

Remember this?

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The problem for me is how long it’s gone on and how they are calling it healthy outside of the show. It blurs the lines. It opens up the possibility for fans to use CS as a shining example of a good relationship. Or as validation that their own unhealthy relationship is healthy.

If the writers/producers are “supporting” CS outside of the show for now in order to keep their storyline a secret until it’s revealed completely on the show I do get it story-wise. So either they are like Regina in season 1, knowing there is a curse while having to act as if there isn’t in order to keep it firmly in place for the time being. 

(That sort of thing has been done before. On Castle, when Beckett almost died the writers kept teasing that Beckett was actually dead and that the actor would be leaving the show. But it only lasted a hiatus and the subject matter wasn’t one that could directly affect real people.)

Or they actually believe that Hook and Emma’s relationship is the real deal. But that again doesn’t make sense since in the 2-3 seasons these characters have been together they haven’t even had True Love’s Kiss. And it’s not that they didn’t try. They explicitly put these characters in a situation where they could try and did. And it didn’t work. It actually made things worse. Where it had worked for a True Love couple in that same situation.

I don’t mind the story telling when it comes to the story itself. I mind how it’s promoted and the negative consequences that could have and probably already does for real life people.