#JESUS WYLL

[jacqcrisis]

WOW WYLL

RUDE

[box-dwelling]

I think I'm onto something

[bhaalble]

You ever get fucked up thinking about how Wyll got a warmer welcome home from the tadpole controlling his father than his actual father

[fanghaunt]

hey did you guys know if do the mizora romance scene while unpartnered, wyll pops up in place of a partner and his initial reaction is the same as his partnered reaction. it feels like this

[assahashi]

Wyllstarion pit doesn't let me go. Not complaining though, it's nice in here

[butwhatifidothis]

I need the people who look at posts talking about Wyll's treatment in both the actual game and especially the fandom and respond with "but i don't like him and I think he's boring" to know that shutting the fuck up is 100% the better option 100% of the time. Him being the only origin character to not have at last 10 hours of content and the existence of mods that literally whitewash him and his dad - among everything else wrong with how Wyll is treated - are not suddenly okay because you, personally, as an individual, don't find him interesting, and your personal individual feelings about him are irrelevant to the issues surrounding his treatment in the bg3 community at large, so like. Stop barging in with your unwanted, unhelpful opinion

[kozh-lucium]

The Kiss of Judas Durge

I don’t even know why I made this….

[arainaizevran]

december 25 is a wyll wednesday... coincidence? i think not

[robotbeetle]

Rip (ascended) Astarion you would’ve loved “I’m Your Man” by Mitski

Rip Wyll you would’ve loved “Remember My Name” and “Bug Like an Angel” by Mitski

Rip Karlach you would’ve loved “A Burning Hill” by Mitski

Rip Shadowheart you would’ve loved “Goodbye, My Danish Sweetheart” by Mitski

Rip Gale you would’ve loved “Last Words of a Shooting Star” by Mitski

Rip Lae’zel you would’ve loved “I Guess” by Mitski

Rip— *Gets shot and dies*

[creaturefeaturecommando]

Bard!Tav singing Mary Magdalene’s parts of Everything’s Alright from Jesus Christ Superstar while helping Wyll destress and just decompress. He doesn’t have to be The Blade of Frontiers tonight, he doesn’t have to be a tool tonight, he can be Wyll and just Wyll and that’s okay

“Try not to get worried

Try not to turn onto problems that upset you

Don’t you know everything’s alright yes

Everything’s fine

And we want you to sleep well tonight

Let the world turn without you tonight

If we try we’ll get by

So forget all about us tonight”

And they’re helping him change into his lounge clothes, doing any necessary healing spells to fix whatever bad damage was done for the day, even rubbing him down with a lavender and chamomile oil to help him relax and get to sleep, and applying myrrh oil to reduce soreness and his oncoming headache from his head still getting used to the weight of his horns

“Sleep and I shall soothe you

Calm you and anoint you

Myrrh for your hot forehead

Then you’ll feel everything’s alright yes

Everything’s fine

And it’s cool and the ointments sweet

For the fire in your head and feet

Close your eyes close your eyes

And relax think of nothing tonight”

And even if someone in camp makes a fuss about Wyll getting special treatment and Tav using a lot of their resources on him, their complaints and whines are ignored and Tav’s focus tonight is soothing Wyll since he’s been through a lot and they’re not going to let anyone question them or stress Wyll out

“Try not to get worried

Try not to turn onto problems that upset you

Don’t you know everything’s alright yes

Everything’s alright yes”

And they’re definitely not going to let Wyll feel bad about getting pampered for one night. He’s been working so hard for himself and for everyone else and hasn’t had himself have one moments of rest, whether they’ve been decimating goblin camps, going through the under dark or blowing through Gyth crèches because he’s just been stretching himself way too thin and they’re not letting Wyll burn himself out

“Sleep and I shall soothe you

Calm you and anoint you

Myrrh for your hot forehead

Then you’ll feel everything’s alright yes

Everything’s fine

And it’s cool and the ointments sweet

For the fire in your head and feet

Close your eyes close your eyes and relax

Think of nothing tonight

Close your eyes close your eyes and relax

Close your eyes close your eyes and relax

Close your eyes close your eyes and relax”

And they just stroke Wyll’s hair and horns as he eventually succumbs to sleep and the blade of frontiers is finally put in his scabbard to rest, even if it’s just for one night

[countingcorvids]

the string of fate is blighted

[datura-tea]

if i had a nickel for every time a bg3 artist draws ~all~ the companions but leaves out wyll, only to put wyll in the part 2 with the rest of the secondary companions, i'd have a million fucking dollars

[furubatsu]

On one hand, it really shouldn't surprise me that the fandom really does--no joke--clutch their pearls over Wyll's "rat diet" joke, I've been in the Dragon Age fandom, I know how fandoms are. But like, maybe its because I'm British, where those kinda comments are just how friends are with eachother, I always took it as Wyll trying to lighten the mood between him and Astarion?

Like, we all joke about how infatuated with Astarion Wyll can be in some dialogue, but he's also the most openly hostile towards the more "monstrous" races in Faerun (just try to have him in your party when talking to the Goblin leaders) and then there is a Vampire. Not just an actual monster in the eyes of the people, but one who revealed his hand by trying to bite another member of the party (and depending on the dice rolls, sucessfully killed that member of the party too). By all rights Wyll knows he should probably kill him, but also, Astarion is right, they all need eachother, whatever's keeping them safe from the parasite is keeping them together and they can't spend that time at each others throats (figeratively and literally), so Wyll tries to make light of the situation, he tries to crack a joke with him. There have been some friendly jabs between them at this point, after all, and really, to me at least the comment feels like it's in the same vein as someone poking fun of a friend whose Vegetarian or Lactose Intolerant. Just some stupid banter.

Astarion's been feeding of off animals, after all. I truly doubt his reaction wouldn't have been so sharp with Wyll if he had picked literally any other animal for the comment, but he chose a rat, not out of malice but ignorance. You gotta remember that it's not like the characters gather everyone around for a group announcement whenever they reveal personal information, they always talk to you, the player. If you peer into his mind, or pick the right dialogue trees, you know that Cazador would make Astarion feed of off rotten rats but how could Wyll? The rat comment was a poor joke but was only really meant as a joke.

Or something, I'm just rambling, after all.

[tinyconduit]

POV: you're scrolling through the wyll tag

[nathanialhowe]

ppl who hate wyll but love karlach make me giggle like she'd kill you for that. thats her best friend. the fuck.

[dorindameddler]

No unique interaction between minthara and Orin when you first meet her in rivington??? That’s ridiculous. Imagine if gortash hadn’t had anything to say to karlach when you meet him lol