#JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MAN
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Lmfao, never mind that the Targaryens switched from Valyrian god worship to the Faith of the Seven to adopt Westerosi culture.
Never mind that they adopted a House sigil to adopt Westerosi House customs.
Never mind that they married people from non-Valyrian descended Houses like Martell, Dayne, Blackwood, Arryn...
Literally what part of this says "spit on Westerosi customs" lmfao?
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neverafter walked so that burrow's end could kick me directly in the throat
#jesus fucking christ man#I liked neverafter but this is so much scarier right off the bat#if they keep this tone up.... holy shit#dimension 20#d20#burrow's end#d20 burrow's end#aabria iyengar
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Astarion: "I don't...think I want you to think of me in terms of sex. I don't know if I want anyone to."
Tav: "How do you want me to see you?"
Astarion: "As a person. Would that be so much to ask?"
Me: **sobbing on the floor like she's just been drop kicked**
#excuse the fuck outta me mister but you're getting squished to near death now#LET ME HUG YOU UNTIL YOU FORGET ALL THE SHIT THAT'S HAPPENED#why do I always like the traumatised ones so much#do I have a thing for the secretly sad ones?#or is it birds of a feather flock together?#jesus fucking christ man#baldur's gate 3#baldurs gate 3#baldur's gate#baldurs gate#bg3#astarion#astarion romance#baldurs gate astarion#astarion ancunin
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there has to be something so funny about maffhew spending a single day in finland and already ending up on a newspaper because of sasha
#we called it a date™#and now its published in a newspaper for all to see#doing things to my brain#very they got caught in their secret relationship and dispatch sold the pics to a publication#and now the whole country knows the face of sashas new boytoy#there's something here#jesus fucking christ man
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okay so we've seriously reached a point where we're making ironic cutesy edits of pedophilic cannibalists. cool
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"The wrong thing being the right thing to do was too ugly a thought."
#hannibal quotes out of context#jesus fucking christ man#i am crying throwing up#nbc hannibal#hannibal#will graham#my post
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screaming and crying and also throwing up my guts
#it's fucking 6:30am and i have work today but fuck it i'm gonna pop open my laptop right tf now and make something from this#can you fucking believe it 😭#jesus fucking christ man#it feels like we can start breathing again oh my god 😭#we're back baby 😭😭😭#god i need to die
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*delirious chuckle* ☺️🙂🙂 i’m sorry is the fic not in the room with us?:)) have you suddenly gone blind?:) what’s happening? whats going on?☺️ did you not just,, Yknow….READ IT?🙂☺️☺️☺️✨
#i’m sorry but this has been happening a few times now and im just. done with it.#if an artist paints on a small frame do you ask them to paint a picture of this?:)#did the artist not Already Paint A Picture OF THIS?:))))#jesus fucking christ man#im not trying to hate but like. pls dont do this to me anymore it’s not encouraging#rather the opposite
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Just felt a moment of genuine childlike glee thinking about how I get to drink a voodoo ranger tea and blast Korn when I'm done with this reading and then instantly had to say FUCK out loud over how much that is the Me equivalent of what my dad does literally every night of his life
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this was quite literally my face the entire time watching them react to pinof
#im just so#my god#jesus fucking christ man#i saw the video and went HUH#-10000 emotional damage jfc#dan and phil
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Sorry babe, I can’t come over, I have to spend a few hours recovering from watching a new Hbomberguy video
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stares at you in it is batshit insane that the deluxe edition of rise and fall of a Midwest princess vinyl is 60 dollars what the actual fuck.
#“But but the sleeve!!”#No#Or the target edition being 50??????#Jesus fucking christ man#I've paid a lot for vinyl before but nah.#60 is insane#Mitskis newest with the a similar sleeve is only 30#The upcharge for a 2nd disk and a double sleeve should not be 20 fucking dollars#“But limited edition” yeah and its still too much
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world's most normal reddit reply guys
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tiktok lesbians are some of the most insufferable people ive ever encountered
#call themselves butches then hate on he/him lesbians Okay then#fucking FREAKS i hope they know it too#like genuinely they're worse than regular homophobes because how are u gonna be gay and homophobic shut the fuck up#the amoouuunntttt of hate i see about masc presenting lesbians and people who dont fit perfectly into hyperspecific labels like#jesus fucking christ man#get over it#queerness is about being Different and confusing stop trying to police peoples identities#its fucking annoying like#'trans men cant be lesbians thats contradictory to the labels!' okay but is it any of your business whatsoever#does it affect you in any way on the planet at all#fucking pathetic get over yourselves#and they have the fucking nerve to call themselves queer#blah blah!#not 75 stuff
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guys. dragongate pro wrestling
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i just had to power through a shift on low blood sugar that was probably the most surreal thing i've ever experienced 👍
#sas says#jesus fucking christ man#i eventually felt better (as in i took my break and devoured some sugary stuff) but dear god i felt like a corpse
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