#JEFF NOOOO 😭😭😭

[vani-ash]

He better be joking 💀

[the-lonelyshepherd]

7 15 21 !!

omg hiii tysm for the ask :)

7. which character did you begin to hate not bc of canon but bc of how fandom acts around them

omg a controversial one ����🤭 wait they all are that’s the point. whatever.

ummm okay i don’t HATE any yj character tbhhhh. but like if i were to do smtn off of this …. probably jeff. i didn’t like him and then i was like okay he’s kinda funny im just gonna ignore him. but evryonesssss like omg my little pookie man wife. like NOOOO. NO.

so now i like him less again.

15. that thing you see in fanart all the time

MAKING THEM ALL LOOK THE SAME OR COMPLELTRY CHANGING THEIR FEATURES,,,, esp with poc characters. not gonna name names but,,,,like it’s an artstyle for some but if your artstyle can’t handle like a variety of faces or like. even basic things like nose shape. then just,,,, don’t do it. or learn and then do it. please🙏

yj has such a variety of faces so it’s been so fun to learn to draw from and AGH. just seeing them all look the same breaks my heart,,,,

21. part of canon you think is overhyped

OOO TOUGH ONE. a lot ?? 😭😭😭 but hard to pick specifically what. okay ummm we’re going controversial right. i say this as a lottienat shipper. lottienat is lwk overhyped. not that it SHOULDNT be hyped just its literallt half the content 🙏🙏🙏 there’s more to the show than them guys,,,,, there really is. and im lwk guilty of this too so no hate but 😭 im trying to get out of it.

wait while we’re at it. underhyped is the adult timeline there’s like NO adult content and i’ve seen people (again not naming names but GRRR) say that they HAVENT EVEN WATCHED THE ADULT TIMELINE. THATS HALF THE SHOW. HELLO. and an integral part too,,, like it’s all about how trauma shapes these characters. yall always ask to see how the characters end up like 20 years later in shows and when they give it to you? you SKIP it???? grow up 🫶🤭

tysm for the ask game posting this feels dangerous 🫡🫡🫡

[prapaiwife]

NOOOO JEFF IS LOCKED UP SOMEWHERE AND THEY STILL GOT KIM NOOO😭!!!

[tea-with-evan-and-me]

You’re not alone admin, I too thought the Facebook post and those details were strange. That he said it’s hanging on his wall lol - is he really hanging drawings of himself on his own wall? 😭 Also the Jeff + Jess heart noooo 😳 If this isn’t all made up well then the “Evan is weird” statements are true lol hey he’s not perfect! 😅

Ok I compared many handwritten autographs from recent and earlier years and... I'm torn on what to believe. Unless Evan has had a change in his handwriting this year It is one aspect that is sus, not to mention the autograph itself but ok.. Evans autographs always kinda looks different. And even the one that he did at his recent M&G on my stuff looks different from his usual autograph. but especially his K's aren't usually that sharp they are rounded and his writing is smaller. But then again who knowss... One thing that's weird is the Authentification Certificate. You'd have to be bold af to do this and post it online not to mention faking his signature on it. I mean it almost sounds too fucked up to be all fake. She could get into trouble for it. But on the other hand some comments on the drawing do sound like him like the "you make me look GOOD", or "Quicksilver AKA *his signature*" like the silliness of it kinda sounds like Evan. Idk what to believe 😭

i don’t really know what else to say because the OP looks to have deleted all evidence of this whole thing 💀

[elizabeth-mitchells]

noooo but your travis take is sooo good bc like the show tries to make it seem like be all and end all love when it’s just bland with no chemistry

like Nat had more chemistry with Lottie in that bathtub than she’s ever had with travis

like do I kinda feel for the guy bc it’s a lot being stuck out there w only Ben who’s checked out n javi? yeah but it’s no excuse to treat Nat the way he has like didn’t she help him dig up his dads ring?? like my girl was ride or die n he just treats her bad

and he doesn’t interact really w the other girls which just makes it seem so forced w Nat like the only time he really interacts w anyone but Nat is Jackie when they bone (Jackie’s v card bc god forbid Nat doesn’t have hers to give him) n like despite there being all the others he just doesn’t interact with anyone but Nat and then blames her for everything!! like she’s trying her best but he refuses to see anything from her point of view

n don’t get me started on the whole Nat n travis sex plot bc like van n taissa had no issues nor did Shauna n Jeff but oooh let’s drag this plot out between nat n travis bc we need something straight to Last!! n then we get travis Lottie moments as adults but no Nat/travis that actually means anything/makes a difference to the basic blandness of their so called epic relationship

YESS YOU GET IT!!

like teen nat and travis are doing absolutely nothing to sell the epic relationship that adult nat is trying to get us to believe in 😭

my girl nat went through this guy's dad's grave, cut a dead guy's finger, out of the kindness of her heart, and so far travis has..... well he has.... um.... done absolutely nothing nice or kind or sweet or even respectful for her? 😭

you'd think he'd also be crazy for her but he looks sooooo so extremely uninterested in her??? it makes me physically hurt to see her chase after him when he has giving him not a single reason to do that!!!

and they only end up looking so much worse when you compare them to everyone else's relationships. what has travis done for nat? write "i love you" with his own blood on her arm? lie to the police to hide a murder she commited? kidnap her so she doesnt kill herself? literally no reason to root for him at any point

[idontknowreallywhy]

nooooo Virg can’t be Boromir because noooo too devastating 😭

Kayo as Eowyn - yeeess. The unrequited thing with Aragorn works. And the fact she kills the witch king is VERY Kayo.

But then it also works with Penny. Hmmmmm… Who else, then, could be Arwen? I do like Kyrano-Elrond but also Jeff-Elrond. The problem with Arwen really is she’s just a bit… Meh… in the LOTR timeline at least. I always have to assume a lot more kick-assery in her past to be comfortable with her being a decent match for Aragorn… but hmm maybe Kayo is the better fit plot structure wise if not in character?

Gandalf Jeff works - presumed death, old friend become evil (Hood Saruman). Perhaps Kyrano could be Radagast 🤣

Prompt #1082

"If someone was going to start a riot, I knew it would be you."

[demiromanticmickey]

SOMEONE SAVE HIM

[snake-and-mouse]

I think I have you to thank you for single handedly starting my Jeff Satur obsession.As in the first time I saw him on my dash my brain went ugh greasy hair ( ???? I know the fandom can kick me out for ever saying that) but like just seeing his pics show up on my dash regularly once I followed you? And then I’m making myself watch ingredients just for that thing that is Jeff Satur and now I’m thirst following him on ig and my explore page is just Jeff Satur in various outfits???? Yeah

Lmaaooo 😂😭 oh noooo I'm spreading the brain rot, I'm infecting people with the simp disease!

Naw I'm not even sorry Jeff deserves all the simping even if he definitely deserves to also get called out for always having SO MUCH PRODUCT IN HIS HAIR. I mean damn his hair always looks great but come on buddy you aren't fooling anyone we know you're secretly actually fluffy as hell under all that hairspray.

And I honesly have no idea how my blog so quickly devolved into the Jeff Satur Thirst Archives lmao but sure that can be part of my brand I'm not mad about it 😂 and Ingredients is a national treasure, someone should have warned me when I started watching asian dramas that I was about to get overtly attached to several gay food advertisements. The cat episode? The BABY??? Ridic man.

But yes join us in the crazy over Just Some Guy, I endorse this message

[wine-mom-wheeler]

Mike: so Will like any women

Will: no mike and I never will

Mike: …

Will: cuz I’m gaui

Mike: rEALLY?! woAH wanna hold hands

Will: no, I’m engaged to Jeff bezos sucker ur too late huahaihauahauhauahau

Mike: NOOOO DONKEY KONG DONT LEAVE ME 😭😭😭😭

Will: *flies away in homosexual*

[krisisamess]

🥺

Jeff behind the scenes ep 13 🥺😭

[pandasized-crevice]

MY FRESH JUST WATCHED KINNPORSCHE EP 14 THOUGHTS

are y’all freaking ready cus I’m not😭

back at the house okok

Ig after he remembers he’ll go get Korns headass?

Vegas looks so innocent and sweet just then

As you should protect pete!!!!

OH PORSCHE IS REMEMBERING

Baby chay!! 🥺so cute

PHOENIX TATTOO ORGINS

Bitch im gonna cry DEADASS

OH WE THERE THE WHOLE TIME🕴🏻

I’m scared Porsche is gonna shoot Korn on accident and kinns gonna come in at that moment

OH KINN IS HERE

Tell them the ACTUAL TRUTH KORN

Say sike we can’t be c o u s i n s 🕴🏻

SIDEBAR:Everyone was so quick to be like omg they’re cousins as if Korn would let them be together/bring them together if they were actually blood related

There it is:foster sister

GUN YOU FUCKER

W H A T NO😦

OH SHIT KORN HAVING A STROKE

Kinn don’t look at him like that🤨

ALL THE BROTHERS FINALLY

it would be their dad nearly dying that brings them together

wait…😶

WAIT😬

KORN DIED?!?OH SHIT I THOUGHT HE’D PULL THROUGH

oh kinn THAT DAMNED RING BRO

YOU SHOULDVE DIED GUN (he better die on god)

wait poisoned?i thought the stress of the truth got him…..🤨

His dad dead and he can’t even mourn DAMNED MAFIA LIFE

Porsche my boy☹️

Hey girlies💃🕺

All these whores underestimating my boy 😤

YUHHH MAFIA LEADER KINN THINGS

oh lord there goes the minor families boys

Vegas in the tan suit🥵

pause:are vegas pants like flared? thats giving

Wait if Chan dies……😶

OH TELL HIM CHAN

Chan you are so cool sir🗣🧎‍♀️

ITS STARTING WHORES ITS STARTING

🚨THE MAFIA SHOW IS MAFIAING🚨🔫

NO CHAN I WAS JUST KIDDING NOOOO

DAMNIT SOMEONE BETTER END GUN DEADASS

one last smoke i salute you chan🫡

GOOD LORD MY BOYS

POL NO YALL CAN'T TAKE POL TOO

FUCK THEM UP KINNPETE

PORSCHE PLEASE PULL UP SOON

YESSSS OUR BOY IS HERE

FUCK YES DUDE OMG

kinns "porsche" AYAHAHAH

THIS QUEEN GO GIRL YESS

it time hoes

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

IM ON YOUR SIDE AHAHAHhAHAHFHBDRJ.FJKRHFNJERHNER ER

🗣YESSSSSSSS THE GUN SPINNING🗣

KINN PLEASE🫣😳😏

FINALLY FREEFALL WITH KINNPORSCHE

*the woman was too in awe & stunned to speak*

CRAP KINN GET UP

NO PORSCHE FUCK YOU VEGAS

pete NOWS YOUR TIME WHERE ARE YOU

NOT PORSCHE NOT THE HEART

um.....🤨🕴🏻

TANKHUN?!?!

YESSS MY KING ARM DOES IT AGAIN🫶

ERIKA YOU ARE A QUEEN

YESSSSS GO GIRL🫶

HEY CHAY

hair dye product placement nice nice

AHAHA KIM IS THERE TO PROTECT CHAY

FUCK THEM UP KIM YESSS

his face dude 😂

chay just chilling while kim fighting for their lives💀

kim the badass you are🧎‍♀️

NO NOT ERIKA😦😩

no fuck you,you killed my parents

OOOOOOH WHAT😯

NO FUCKING WAY 😦

DUDE WHAT THE FUCK😧

these fools i stg

PETE!!!!!!!!!GET HIM PETE FR

shiiiiiit🫢

OHHH MY GOD

SAY FUCKING SIKE RN

HE'S ALIVE?!??????!!!!!dude what the fuck

NO FUCKING WAY

YALL ARE SHITTING ME

SHE'S A L I V E?!?!

dude once again WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

W O W

DUDE WHATS THE ACTUAL FUCKING TRUTH

man i'd shoot korn anyway,just a little🤏

oh hey vegas

your dad was trash vegas highkey better this way

AND IF VEGAS SHOOTS KORN WHAT THEN🧍🏻

pete don't leave NOO PETE STAY WITH US

bro im crying

damn that was an all day fight huh

bitch im sobbing

*THE WOMAN WAS TOO FUCKING STUNNED TO SPEAK WTF*

WHAT?! PORSCHE MAFIA LEADER ERA?!😮

oh so chay didn't know kim was there?typical

OOOOOH YEAH PORSCHE HEAD OF MINOR FUCKING FAMILY LOOK HIM ASHHEK.FIWRN🫡👏

NOT THE TRASITION TO WHEN HE FIRST GOT TO THE HOUSE😭

HE. IS.SO.FUCKING.F I N E😳

yall see their fucking rings bitch im levitating

THESE BITCHES ARE SO HOT POWER FUCKING COUPLE BITCH

TANKHUN AND TAY YES!!!!!!!

yes and pol is okay thank god

hey chay what goes on

THIS IS THE LOOKING AT HIS PHONE AND CRYING SCENE

ITS KIM SINGING WHY DONT YOU FUCKING STAY!?HIS CONFESSION TO CHAY😭

jeff fucking it up rn AS HE SHOULD YUH

OH WE ON DA BOAT

tankhun getting emotional i love him you honor

porsche not that type of surprise girl💀😏

dude just....apo is so fucking gorgeous who allowed this

AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON MILE

porsche smacking kinns ass is something i never knew i needed

kinn bartender era!

kinn is so fucking cheesy

BOTH OF THEM ARE THE HAND KISS PLS

I KNEW VEGAS HOE ASS WAS ALIVE

you can't kill the devil that easily😈

become one? sounds like a marriage proposal

dude i fucking love them so.much

tankhun just like me fr

their mom deserved so much better☹️

this is heartbreaking 😭

PETE MY BOY

the last glimpse we see of macau and he's asleep

WHY YOU THINK GIRL

bro stop look at them 😭just a little family fr☹️🫶

WHAT A FUCKING ROLLARCOASTER MAN. but it was an honor to ride it with yall my fellow kinnporschers🫡

[mirclealignr]

I did your movie list thing too (I thought I did already but it must have been a dream).

I actually got quite close with 44 😄 AND AAAAAAHHHH YOU LIKE FLUKE???

I'VE NEVER MET ANYONE ELSE WHO EVEN KNOWS THAT FRICKING AWESOME MOVIE

It's one of my absolute faves honestly. I've seen people say it's too dark for kids and too childish for adults but I've firmly decided they're just uncivilized. It's so warm and comforting, but at the same time it's fricking heartbreaking but somehow it's still a huge comfort movie for me. I'm forever crying at multiple scenes, where Bella dies, where Jeff finds Thomas dead from the car (I can just imagine how traumatic that is) + the part where Fluke shows who he is to Caroline and then just leaves 😭 But tHEN HE MEETS RUMBO AGAINNNNN AAAAHHH!!!!

I have it as a DVD and also have it copied on a memory stick as three versions (no subtitles and subtitles in Finnish + CC English in case I ever get to watch it with any of my non-Finnish internet friends) in case I ever lose it, but I save that DVD only for special people to make it last as long as possible.

I WAS SO BOTHERED THOUGH WHEN MATTHEW MODINE WAS IN STRANGER THINGS 😭😭 NOOOO HE'S SO OLDDD NOW

that is close!! and tbf it’s a bit of a weird movie list so it’s totally fine that you haven’t seen a ton.

AND YES!! I WATCHED IT FOR THE FIRST TIME WHEN I WAS QUITE YOUNG AND THEN AGAIN LIKE RECENTLY BC I FORGOT ABOUT IT!! ITS SO GOOD.

it was quite sad as a kid so i get that, but i don’t think it’s too childish for adults. it’s a good family film and it’s literally a dog film, never too old AND STOP WHEN RAMBO CAME BACK AS THAT SQUIRREL 😭😭

OMG I DIDNT EVEN REALISE THAT WAS HIM??????

[tea-with-evan-and-me]

You’re not alone admin, I too thought the Facebook post and those details were strange. That he said it’s hanging on his wall lol - is he really hanging drawings of himself on his own wall? 😭 Also the Jeff + Jess heart noooo 😳 If this isn’t all made up well then the “Evan is weird” statements are true lol hey he’s not perfect! 😅

yeah i just can’t believe this 😭 it feels weird to imagine him writing all that. i don’t think he did, but who knows.

[n3bb9]

Im bored and this looks like fun so ill just do this on my own looool

1. Either Lawrence, adam or william🥺

2. Ivan and Xavier

3. Amanda? Idk why but I dont like her THAT much cuz of that scene in saw 3😌😔😔 yall know what im talk bout

4. Either hoffman or Gibson, definitely Gibson lol every1 hates him but i thought hed make a good character and he was pretty cute ngl🥺

5. Hmm amanda again i think? I cant decide whether i hate her or not loool

6. The first one, 6 is definitely second fav

7. Saw 2 and Jigsaw

8. Brit, mallick and gibson🥺 perez too theyre all damn underrated, ooo and william too🥺

9. Idk i guess Amanda hoffman and john lol theyre all pretty much the most popular characters

10. Chainshipping🥺🥺 and Brit and mallick🥺 idk if they have a ship name but ah theyre so cute

11. John and amanda😌 like seriously how old is john?? Thats right, too old for mandy

12. Not really brotp but id say perez and strahm, i love their relationship as partners so much and that scene in saw 4 where strahm gets so sad over her i jusT-😭😔

13. Hm i love the Game Over quote alot cuz its badass xD but pretty much every Saw quote is epic in my eyes

14. Game over definitely

15. Probably almost every scene in Saw 1 and the shotgun carousel in Saw 6 ooo and the Pendulum from saw 5

16. Literally the Pig Vat in Saw 3🤢🤢 I refuse to watch dat shit even if i get paid a million bucks

17. Shotgun carousel and the end of Saw1🥺🥺 poor william and aDAM NOOOO-

18. The breathing mask thing from Saw 6, I have lung problems and id probably be crushed to death asap lool

19. The thing from saw 3 and 4 where its all been connected and that jeff was lynns husband tbh when i first saw it i was like HUH WHAT-

20. I think every actor/actress is neat :D

21. Fuck nO- Jigsaw aint canon in my eyes lol

22. Definitely Reverse bear trap :D

23. Welll we are gettin spiral next year so yeah

24. HmMmm i think 4 or 5 times now? Idk i lost count😂

25. Probably? XD I love them so muchh tbh idk what guilty pleasure means😂 im a stupid dutch person who bad at english haha

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