#JAtGP

[giddlygoat]

the james and the giant peach film is so dear to me. “love is the sweetest thing. love does exactly what it wants to do. love is the way we feel for you… we’re family, all of us and you” like… love really is the sweetest thing. oh my land. i need to walk into the ocean

[thatdamnokie]

[dadjoke-ness]

No one wants to talk about how if James and the Giant Peach was a more recent movie, you all would be thirsting over Mr. Centipede and Miss Spider for VERY different reasons.

Mr. Centipede: Ideal gross tumblr man. Smokes a cigar. Is pathetic. Probably smells like a corpse constantly.

Miss Spider: Will kill you. Is hot. Is woman. Sexy. Also her aesthetic is absolutely on point.

But Ness! All the bugs are attractive in their own right!

You are correct.

I want Earthworm fanblogs.

I want Grasshopper faceclaims.

I want to see someone posting absolutely wild Glowworm love at 3 am because she is a delightful old lady.

I want someone appreciating how pure Ladybug is.

(And this isn't even covering how there's cannon marriages between all the bugs in the original book, and other than Centipede and Spider, the other two marriages come out of absolutely nowhere, but since they all live together it is safe to assume they're poly and putting on heteronormative masks. Especially since the homoerotic tension between Grasshopper and Centipede was absolutely palpable.)

[vinceymakesblogs]

hello jatgp fandom if yall are alive

[skellys-selfships]

ayo where are the Mr Centipede simps at??

undeniably the oddball lookin' lovable jerk sexyman material idec

[amayzingmayzie]

I KNOW YOU HAVEN'T POSTED ABOUT JAMES AND THE GIANT PEACH IN A WHILE BUT I JUST GOT THE JAMES AND THE GIANT PEACH DISEASE (hyperfixation) AND YOUR THE ONLY PERSON I CAN TURN TOO so uh

do you know where i should start in regard to musical productions of JATGP? I know there are multiple like, "official" productions but i'm not sure where to really find them. Also, which production is your fav?

NONONO I LOVE JATGP!!

I'd be happy to share some productions with you!

My favorite production is definitely Virginia Children's Theatre! All the bugs are AMAZING and Ladahlord DEVOURS!! The costumes are absolutely gorgeous!!

This next production is certainly NOT my favorite with its portrayal of Grasshopper and Ladybug- HOWEVER, James, Earthworm, Spider, and Centipede are absolutely PERFECT. The Centipede traumadump is so chilling and so perfectly intentional! Now, this set is not giving peach in my eyes, and for some reason, they slow down every song, but these people really can sing! (Plump and Juicy is PERFECT)

Here is a high school production that is charming in every way! Ladahlord, Spiker, and Sponge as brilliant!

Here are a few performances that I like but aren't full productions!

I watch this one purely for Plump and Juicy bc it's GOLDEN

I hope this is helpful!!! I'm so glad someone else takes an interest in this fun, cute, and beautiful show!!

[coleopterabyte]

Two squads, one winner!

Tournament masterpost

[asksponge-or-auntsponge]

I wonder who this is…

[coolthudethecoolest]

Ok yeah sorry artndump lol some of this shit is cool at least

[animationismycomfort]

I love jatgp just for the sole fact of that one song where the bugs are singing about how they love him and will continue to do so

it’s adorable

and my heart can’t take it

[skellys-selfships]

Absolutely LOVE that you love Mr.Centipede so much but when I tell you I dropped my phone when he popped up on my tl cos the stop motion character design of that movie used to scare me so bad as a child 😭😭

ANON YOU ARE GOATEDDDD

Centipede really cemented my love of "loveable loud jerks" from such a young age😭💜he's such an ass and i still kinda wanna kith him......

BUT YES I CAN SEE WHY THAT MOVIE MIGHT MAKE YOU SHITPANT I FULLY UNDERSTAND, it def gave me my fair share of shivers as a kid too!!

[coleopterabyte]

ABP 2023

Round 2 Masterpost

[asksponge-or-auntsponge]

I am NOT scary enough to be a silly costume for you little brats on Halloween! And you’d better not come to my door asking for candy!

have you any halloween costume recommendations??

aunt spiker/aunt sponge, bloody gothic bride (or just screaming-insane nightgown-wearing gothic heroine would do), evil winx fairy, la reine margot (w/ the head), leeloo dallas, diva plavaluguna, ruby rhod, possessed ballerina, forgotten porcelain doll, the brides of dracula, mafia princess (w/ tommy gun), silent hill cherry blossom monster, lampade, akasha (hello), black and white silent movie-era heroine, elvira, cave goblin but a girl, claudia de pointe du lac, lisle von rhuman, mushroom/fungi zombie, y2k-era demon (velour juicy couture tracksuit and flip phone to boot), a mouse (duh), anyone from hellboy/hellboy ii, an iron maiden, mud nymph, sleeping beauty, one of the five brides from "mad max: fury road", venus flytrap, goodly puritan woman (carry a black goat. have a friend regularly accuse you of witchcraft), princess lily (dark version), mermaid/witch hybrid, debby jelinsky, vicar amelia, deer girl, nana o./hachi, trish o'day (romeo must die), bride of davy jones (bonus points if she's kraken-like), one of the melissae, music box ballerina, steerpike/lady fuchsia groan, bad girls (1994), blood-drinking butterfly

[asksponge-or-auntsponge]

Happy uhm… *looks down awkwardly at paper, squinting* albien vision week?…oh wait…

Spiker!!

What’s a hesbian?

*angered, confused whispers*

Ohhh…happy lesbian visibility day!!

[amayzingmayzie]

"You are clever like a spider, aren't you, James?"

-Spider, James and the Giant Peach

Showing off my halloween costume super late! Ft. My sibling as Centipede!!!

[zionanelequaso]

HELL NAH

^tagged by @soctherapy but the post was getting too long

this isnt a win for me.......

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