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He deserved it. The only thing i need to hold space for is the pie in my stomach, and the money in my pockets.

We should all start holding space and healing from the collective trauma of seeing that gigantic rhinoceros coming out of the sky and eating mfs parents in James and the Giant Peach.

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I am NOT scary enough to be a silly costume for you little brats on Halloween! And you’d better not come to my door asking for candy!

have you any halloween costume recommendations??

aunt spiker/aunt sponge, bloody gothic bride (or just screaming-insane nightgown-wearing gothic heroine would do), evil winx fairy, la reine margot (w/ the head), leeloo dallas, diva plavaluguna, ruby rhod, possessed ballerina, forgotten porcelain doll, the brides of dracula, mafia princess (w/ tommy gun), silent hill cherry blossom monster, lampade, akasha (hello), black and white silent movie-era heroine, elvira, cave goblin but a girl, claudia de pointe du lac, lisle von rhuman, mushroom/fungi zombie, y2k-era demon (velour juicy couture tracksuit and flip phone to boot), a mouse (duh), anyone from hellboy/hellboy ii, an iron maiden, mud nymph, sleeping beauty, one of the five brides from "mad max: fury road", venus flytrap, goodly puritan woman (carry a black goat. have a friend regularly accuse you of witchcraft), princess lily (dark version), mermaid/witch hybrid, debby jelinsky, vicar amelia, deer girl, nana o./hachi, trish o'day (romeo must die), bride of davy jones (bonus points if she's kraken-like), one of the melissae, music box ballerina, steerpike/lady fuchsia groan, bad girls (1994), blood-drinking butterfly

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I wonder who this is…

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Happy uhm… *looks down awkwardly at paper, squinting* albien vision week?…oh wait…

Spiker!!

What’s a hesbian?

*angered, confused whispers*

Ohhh…happy lesbian visibility day!!

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I’d like everyone to know, that this wonderful, quite handsome young man named… “buzz” is producing MY show!! Oh I’m just buzzed with excitement!! and with quite a bit of moonshine as we-

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I can’t even have a conversation with Spiker. Today I asked her if she could cook dinner and she said, and I quote

"please vacate from my premises you abnormally gargantuanly challenged pedestrian"

WHAT?!

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Me ‘n Spiker were listening to the “book of Mormon” soundtrack today, when all of a sudden, she told me I’d make a “great satan”! Can you believe the nerve of this twit?!

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Ooc: okay y’all so this blog is a blog ran by Sponge, or Aunt Sponge from JATGP (James and the giant peach) this is a head cannon/ au thing where rather than Spiker and sponge dying after being crushed by the peach, they survive and heal after a few years, being left with injuries. I will upload a few panels that probably showcase the designs I made for Spiker and sponge pretty well! :3 so please interact! That’s all I can really think of to say rn!! See ya!! :3

OUT OF CHARACTER^

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Truth be told, me and Spiker are pretty low on money now… after losing that peach and well…being put in jail…