#JAmes Bond

[bodhrancomedy]

I think I’d be the greatest youngest Q in James Bond.

[70ssmut4]

[ultimate-007]

GOLDFINGER 1964

Sean Connery, Aston Martin DB5

[kinghenryviii-i-am]

Henry’s old screen test for James Bond was released today

[bonnieura]

I rewatched from russia with love yesterday and felt inspired .. something called to me more versions under cut

[marlports]

I just really want to know why they made him pose like this. Why did they make him pose like this. What was the idea here. I really need to know the entire conversation.

Was it this? Was it this. I’m genuinely asking. The promo pictures are making him pose like he’s in an anime and you’re laughing. He runs the technology and research department of MI6 and he’s posed as an anime boy and you’re laughing.

[frau-rainyfox]

Absolutely fantastic

[rocktheholygrail]

oh? 👀

[animentality]

[ultimate-007]

Sean Connery as Mark Rutland in Marnie (1964)

Dir: Alfred Hitchcock

[depressionwrappedinanxiety]

ugh thank you for the fic rec it was sooo real

hey can we talk about the time Daniel Craig slutted it up for that Belvedere vodka commercial

Can we talk about the whorish flash of red they had in the jacket lining

can we talk about this

(also shoutout to @kitten-kin for their Belvedere commercial fic. thank u for your service)

[wordsofdiana]

The best part about being asexual is knowing that you will never be honeypotted. I often picture myself as a mark in a James Bond movie who has information or something and Daniel Craig saunters up in his sexiest tux to seduce me and I’m just like “No thank you” no matter what he does and then he has an existential crisis and walks away in a daze then sends in Moneypenny cause maybe I just like women and I’m like “hey girl, no thanks” and send her away as well and they just never get the information. I am an immovable plot piece without even knowing it. Sorry James but I defy the tropes of your genre.

[foone]

The naming of female characters in Bond movies makes a lot more sense if you headcanon them as trans women who picked their own slutty names.

Like, can I believe "Pussy Galore" is a cis woman who was named that as a baby? No. But a trans woman who got vaginaplasty and is very proud it of? Of course!

[justanerd]

Spent 20 minutes editing the Casino Royale poker scene to be chutes and ladders instead of finishing my English homework.