#JAmes Bond

[ohmsservice]

And finally we have proof that Bond was GAY ALL ALONG. It just took a bit of time for the self-awareness of man to kick itself in the balls.

[boffin1710]

[pommedepersephone]

The princess -

dude your brave and loyal knight fucking bit me

[wheelsgoroundincircles]

Aston Martin DB5

The plus ultra of James Bond’s automobiles, the Aston Martin DB5 was introduced in 1964’s Goldfinger, and came equipped with all the extras a spy could ask for—including rotating license plates, machine guns, a radarscope, and of course, an ejector seat. To show how far product placement in the movies has come, Aston Martin owner David Brown (the “DB” in DB5) originally asked the film’s producers to pay to use the car because he didn’t want to damage a £4,500 vehicle. Though destroyed in Goldfinger, the car lived more than once in Bond films—it most recently made a cheeky cameo in Casino Royale, when Daniel Craig’s 007 wins a 1963 Aston Martin DB5 in a poker game. The classic car also was appeared in the 23rd Bond movie, Skyfall 2012.

This was at the works Newport Pagnell. A real replica of the Goldfinger DB5.

[thesixthduke]

[ultimate-007]

The Sixties.

[dragons-and-pandas]

Jean valjean… James fitzjames… bond jamesbond…

[thestalwartheart]

on and on

Chapters: 1/1 Words: 1000 Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Rape/Non-Con Relationships: James Bond & Q, James Bond/Q if you squint Tags: Implied/Referenced Sexual Assault, Rape Aftermath, Friendship/Love

Summary:

In a vulnerable moment, Q knocks on Bond's door.

[Read on AO3]

[slythgeek]

Oh my god I needed this so bad. It’s a bad, bad day.

Thinking about THEM* hours.

*James Bond and Q

[wordsofdiana]

The best part about being asexual is knowing that you will never be honeypotted. I often picture myself as a mark in a James Bond movie who has information or something and Daniel Craig saunters up in his sexiest tux to seduce me and I’m just like “No thank you” no matter what he does and then he has an existential crisis and walks away in a daze then sends in Moneypenny cause maybe I just like women and I’m like “hey girl, no thanks” and send her away as well and they just never get the information. I am an immovable plot piece without even knowing it. Sorry James but I defy the tropes of your genre.

[foone]

The naming of female characters in Bond movies makes a lot more sense if you headcanon them as trans women who picked their own slutty names.

Like, can I believe "Pussy Galore" is a cis woman who was named that as a baby? No. But a trans woman who got vaginaplasty and is very proud it of? Of course!

[justanerd]

Spent 20 minutes editing the Casino Royale poker scene to be chutes and ladders instead of finishing my English homework.

[animentality]

[ayo-edebiri]

Skyfall (2012) // Glass Onion (2022)

[nkp1981]

Daniel Craig: SNL bumper photo

[ultimate-007]

GOLDENEYE 1995

Pierce Brosnan, Desmond Llewelyn