#JAmes Bond

[the-paradigm-web]

Just keeping the British end up…

[ultimate-007]

GOLDENEYE 1995

Famke Janssen

[cillianmurphysdimples]

Am I unknowlingly, internally, against my own gender if I feel like some things don't need to be altered to be inclusive or respectful? And I'm asking genuinely, so I know if I need to sort out my own beliefs and adjust my way of thinking.

I read an article with Cillian and he says he thinks James Bond should be a woman (ruling him out). And I am not getting at Cillian at all, if that's his opinion and views then fair fuck's to the man.

BUT is it wrong of me, as a woman, if I don't agree there - why make James Bond a woman for the sake of inclusivity? I don't think that's inclusivity, I think that's a case of "Well Mammy says I have to share my toys, so here you can be Iron Man".

Why not create a franchise that IS A STRONG WOMAN, rather than "rewriting" what exists? In my opinion, that's more inclusive, more empowering and provocative as a guide to what being a strong woman is over changing what already exists. I want to see strong men and heroic men on TV that are what they are. We don't have to move them aside and make them women. Why can't we have both?

[animentality]

[humbuginmybones]

I forgot how much I loved this character. 🤭

Dario (License To Kill) - Yandere NSFW Headcanons

Summary: Yandere HC’s for Dario from License To Kill.

Pairings: Dario X GN!Reader

Characters: Dario, Readr, Franz Sanchez, Lupe Lamora

RATING: R 18+

⚠️This is an 18+ post because of the NSFW!!! That means I DON’T encourage anyone who interacts with NSFW content who is underage. I’ve talked to other people who’ve been long time content creators and users of this website and I’ve come to the conclusion that I am not your parent and can’t control what content you consume. Just consume responsibly, and know your limits. And If your a minor please DNI

Detailed warnings under the cut

Warnings: Generally toxic relationship behavior (I don't promote this kind of relationship stuff in real life), possessive behaviour, unhealthy relationship behaviour, kidnapping, jealous sex, bondage, knife kink, leaving cuts on readers body

✨Dario is one possessive man, and this goes double for anyone he’s in a relationship with.

✨When he wants something he will do anything to get it, including you. He’s not used to taking no for an answer and will do anything to get you to be his.

✨He will probably stalk you and learn your routine so he can best insert himself in your life. From going to the local place you get drinks after your long days at work, or finding out where your favourite cafe is and showing up there coincidentally at the same time or a few minutes after you do.

✨If you do end up dating him, he'll be sweet to you and take you out for romantic dates, buy you small but meaningful gifts. Don't think this means he's a complete softy...

✨Dario is extremely possessive. Like extremely possessive. If another person even looks at you with an inkling of desire or attraction, he's gonna be staring them down menacingly, and if they don't get the hint his switchblade is gonna be out quicker than you can process what is gonna go down.

✨If you think Franz Sanchez getting Lupe's lover's heart cut out is brutal, you don't want to know what will happen to anyone who flirts with you when Dario is around...

✨He's also going to have his hands all over you, keeping one hand around your waist when he's with you so 1. you don't wander too far, and 2. so he can be close to you, for in his opinion, you are his.

✨Your sex life is gonna be a rollercoaster. Dario can be quite a passionate and caring lover, but he is by no means vanilla or soft.

✨There will definitely be bruises on your thighs and scratches on your back after your nights together. Even rope burns on your wrists and ankles, as he's going to want to tie you up and play with you.

✨If Dario thinks you've been paying someone else to much attention he's gonna show you that he's the only partner you're gonna ever need. He'll be extra aggressive with you in bed and edge you until your begging for release.

✨He's also going to bring the knife into play in the bedroom, leaving shallow cuts on your body if you'll let him.

✨If you decide you want to leave Dario and end your relationship, your gonna have to have an escape plan that involves Jennifer Lopez in Enough (2002) level of identity changing and moving around the country.

✨Your gonna have to be looking over your shoulder, and if Dario finds you he's gonna def kidnap you and make an example out of you by threatening your loved ones if you try to leave him again.

[wordsofdiana]

The best part about being asexual is knowing that you will never be honeypotted. I often picture myself as a mark in a James Bond movie who has information or something and Daniel Craig saunters up in his sexiest tux to seduce me and I’m just like “No thank you” no matter what he does and then he has an existential crisis and walks away in a daze then sends in Moneypenny cause maybe I just like women and I’m like “hey girl, no thanks” and send her away as well and they just never get the information. I am an immovable plot piece without even knowing it. Sorry James but I defy the tropes of your genre.

[foone]

The naming of female characters in Bond movies makes a lot more sense if you headcanon them as trans women who picked their own slutty names.

Like, can I believe "Pussy Galore" is a cis woman who was named that as a baby? No. But a trans woman who got vaginaplasty and is very proud it of? Of course!

[justanerd]

Spent 20 minutes editing the Casino Royale poker scene to be chutes and ladders instead of finishing my English homework.

[benoits-neckerchieves]

Just found Hugh Grant’s Reddit AMA from 2014, featuring such gems as “I love to kill” and “I will pour almost anything down my throat”

Source: Hugh Grant Reddit AMA

[ayo-edebiri]

Skyfall (2012) // Glass Onion (2022)

[nkp1981]

Daniel Craig: SNL bumper photo

[zanephillips]

SEAN CONNERY Goldfinger (1964)

[movie-gifs]

Alan Cumming as Boris Grishenko Goldeneye (1995) dir. Martin Campbell

[ultimate-007]

LIVE AND LET DIE 1973

Solitaire (Jane Seymour)

[animentality]

[stars-bean]

Goldfinger (1964) dir. Guy Hamilton