#JAIL JAIL FOR A THOUSAND YEARS

[sibmakesart]

he pouting

[basilbots]

I haven’t watched all the latest ep yet because. Vacation but if they kill NM or merge him to bring OM back I will go back and rewrite Moon’s reset into the sillies AU (because so far I haven’t had a separation between Old n New Moon yet) out of spite

[cinephobia]

CHILCHUCK CHEATED ON HIS GOD DAMN WIFE???????

[im-tempted]

Guys I'm almost done my notebook and I'm gonna kill someone about it

Wtf am I supposed to do

Not have my fun little drawings to look at

I'm gonna have to reprint all my favorite drawings to stick in the new one???

[jedi-starbird]

APLAP (Assigned Pathetic Lifeform at Padawanship)

New padawan Obi-Wan trying to figure out how the FUCK to make his master listen and not abandon him to go running off following "the will of the force" when it hits him. Qui-Gon is perfectly happy stopping and taking care of pathetic life forms, but not Obi-Wan. That's it. He's always been prepared, always been dutiful, strong, self-sufficient.

He's cracked the code. He needs to be more pathetic.

The next time he senses Qui-Gon's about to run off he coordinates a scene of utmost pathetic-ness, that is, he throws himself into the nearest fountain. He trudges up to his master sopping wet, water-logged robes swallowing him, with hair sticking to his face and containing bits of algae from the fountain. He mumbles out an apology for being clumsy before looking up at Qui-Gon with the biggest, most woeful eyes possible to ask if he happened to bring any spare robes (he didn't, Obi-Wan knows this because he is usually the one to pack spare robes for them both). His wet hair is dripping water into his eyes that's beginning to turn them an irritated red, and there's algae sliding down the side of his face, it really is masterful work.

"Oh...I'm sure I'll be able to find something by myself, it's okay Master, I know you had important work to do."

Qui-Gon visibly hesitates. Obi-Wan starts shivering. He turns to walk away. He's stopped by his Master's hand on his shoulder. His Master, who walks back with him, who gets clean clothes from their hosts, who has folded like wet flimsi and even explains his stupid, stupid plan before choosing to hotwire a hoverbike with a passenger seat! Oh, Obi-Wan really has cracked the code!

Afterwards, Obi-Wan stages an increasingly pitiful accident for himself every time his patented 'Qui-Gon Jinn Bullshit' detector goes off. Eventually, his Master stops leaving him behind at all, even giving him funny looks when he turns around and Obi-Wan isn’t next to him. It never fails to make Obi-Wan grin and run to catch up. Sure, his reputation as a perfect padawan is in tatters, alongside his dignity, but it’s a small price to pay for a place at his Master’s side, for him to remember there’s a place for Obi-Wan there.

When the ray shields come up on Naboo, Qui-Gon doesn't charge ahead and leave his padawan behind, he hasn't for years. He waits for Obi-Wan because it feels wrong to do otherwise, his padawan belongs at his side.

Much, much later, when Obi-Wan is drinking to the end of the war with friends, Commander Cress will ask him how he kept General Jinn from running off for entire decade. Obi-Wan laughs, informs him, and resolutely ignores the scene Quinlan is making as the man cackles and pulls up a book to shove at them both, titled Classical Conditioning 101: A guide to subtle psychological manipulation.

[underwhelmingalchemist]

YOU MOTHERFUCKERS CAN'T JUST MAKE MIETTE TREND. HAPPY FIVE YEARS OF JAIL FOR MOTHER BUT I WAS SCARED

[gracefuldisasters]

garbage orb man has to go in the garbage cube for his crimes

[shima-draws]

Hey. Hey you know what would be cool and fun. First post of 2024. 1000 notes. We can do it. Yeah? Yeah??

Take a picture of my dog as an incentive

[payidaresque]

fair as the sea and the sun.

[ndostairlyrium]

"Don't wash the darn moka and nobody will get hurt"

[loki-cees-all]

Tom Hiddleston | Toronto International Film Festival | Sept. 6, 2024

[phinjeet]

* GRABBING HIM

[artemis-pendragon]

His profile picture.... 5000 dead 10000 injured

[aspocko]

NOT THE FOOT TOUCH SPOT

[chimerical-daydreams]

*takes away the King's blanket*

teehee~

HIS BLINDING BLANKIE

[infectiouspiss]

Ray & Gerard harmonising in Life on the Murder Scene <3