#JAIL FOR A THOUSAND YEARS
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garbage orb man has to go in the garbage cube for his crimes
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"Don't wash the darn moka and nobody will get hurt"
#dragon age: the veilguard#lucanis dellamorte#the giubbone would have a tabard + hat included BUT#how would you cover such hair#jail for a thousand years#never clean the house moka with dish soap#or he'll come at your doorstep with a knife on his mouth#IT RUINS THE TASTE#just rinse it from time to time that'll do
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#Miette#real life#jail for 1000 years#jail for a thousand years#cat#cats#join poll#image submitted#no tags submitted
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No…
They move Larry.
They TOUCH Larry!
They handle him!
Move him.
Like the common CHEESE!!!!
Oh….
Oh no….
No no no!
No!
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This CANNOT be borne!
This AGGRESSION will NOT stand!
There is no greater punishment. Only one thing will do.
Jail.
Oh yes! JAIL!!!
Jail for Downing Street staff!
Jail for Downing Street staff for ten THOUSAND years!!!!
Reblog the shit out of this.
Justice for Larry!
He will be avenged.
For all of us.
For the universe itself.
Okay seriously what am I on about?
They just move him like he’s a fucking doorstop!
Like the common cheese!
That’s just RUDE!
#personal stuff#dougie rambles#what#my poor attempt at a joke#this sounded funnier in my head#political crap#uk politics#downing street#cat#larry the cat#Larry#miette#no context#jail for a thousand years#fuck tories#fuck brexit#cats#everything is in the news today#mouser#10 downing street#please reblog this#somebody reblog this#reblog this#disgraceful#bullshit#despicable#british politics#a thousand terrible things#anger and violence#the big lebowski
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[kny/demon slayer minor manga spoilers]
you DISMEMBER Chachamaru?? you cut Chachamaru up like SUSHI?!?! oh, oH, HELL for Kibutsuji, hell for Kibutsuji for ALL ETERNITY!!!!
#miette#miette meme#chachamaru#kny chachamaru#demon slayer#kimetsu no yaiba#kny#kny manga#demon slayer manga#kny manga spoilers#manga spoilers#demon slayer manga spoilers#didn't put it under a cut bc not a big spoiler#ccm's fine#jail for 1000 years#jail for a thousand years#jail for one thousand years
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JAIL
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still watching One and Only, reached ep 18, and like ok this is all very sad but ALSO ML is a tragic dumbass because bro your sweetheart weak emperor nephew was begging you repeatedly over the years to just stay by his side but noooooo you just left his smooth brain to the lions. until they so obviously, inevitably ate him.
ML so clearly couldn't get over the former emperor not fully trusting him, so he overthought shit to death and exiled & neutered himself out of fear that his baby nephew would grow up to want him dead... which just brought about the chaos and ugly ending ML wanted to prevent. smh.
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the queer trailer has just been released and you want me to open microsoft teams??????
#jail#jail for a thousand years#oh my god that trailer though!!!#come and talk to me about it if you also need to scream - my inbox is open
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No fuckin way man..........LMFAOOOOOO WHO DID THIS TO YOU JOHN
THE BACKWARDS CAP ...... THIS IS FOUL SOMEBODY HELP ME
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WHY IS SHE WHITE.
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Good news: After a year I finally made a new commander deck!
Bad news: It is not a functional deck.
Good news: That is on pupose as it is a theme deck!
Bad news: The theme is cards with art of Characters/subjects that I would fuck.
Good news: All the cards but Command Tower fit the theme.
Bad News: I had to dig through all my basic lands to find the most phallic or vulvic lands I could find.
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if there's one crime i can never forgive jess mariano for it's scoffing at lindsay's love of michelle branch
#jail for a thousand years#michelle is an ICON#(and yes i know she's about as far as you can get from his taste in music so that's why he's like 'jeez' but STILL)#i want to strap him to a chair and force him to listen to her discography until he changes his mind#he needs to listen to goodbye to you and WEEP#michelle branch#jess mariano#gilmore girls#justice for lindsay lister
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And is Miette in the room with us right now?
#dougie rambles#personal stuff#my poor attempt at a joke#cats#miette#jail for a thousand years#jail for 1000 years#in the room with us right now#or not#shitpost#interrogation#what#no context#this sounded funnier in my head
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I crave the sweet release of death
#💀💀💀💀#this is my nightmare#literally this is the worst way to end the tennis season#jail for djokovic#jail for a thousand years#jannik sinner#tennis#atp finals
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We have to kill them
#ace attorney#turnabout academy#myriam scuttlebutt#you don't like her gift? her sign of friendship? oh Jail for themis trio#jail for a thousand years
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