#JAIL FOR A THOUSAND YEARS

[gracefuldisasters]

garbage orb man has to go in the garbage cube for his crimes

[ndostairlyrium]

"Don't wash the darn moka and nobody will get hurt"

[foundfamilyhq]

[peanut-with-wifi-access]

[kny/demon slayer minor manga spoilers]

you DISMEMBER Chachamaru?? you cut Chachamaru up like SUSHI?!?! oh, oH, HELL for Kibutsuji, hell for Kibutsuji for ALL ETERNITY!!!!

[17panicattacksinatrenchcoat]

christmas ended two days ago and the general store in my area already has a huge display of valentine's day chocolate

you got rid of all the candy canes just because it's two days after christmas? you moved them to the back of the store where nobody will be able to find them? oh! oh! jail for the local general store! jail for the local general store for a thousand years!

... sigh

[hexcoreviktor]

JAIL

[yes-we-exist]

Ok hold on hold on hold on. Before the decision came up, I thought the main choice for Lucanis’ personal quest was going to be whether to “imprison Illario” or “kill Illario”

But it’s “imprison Illario” or “FORGIVE Illario”

In what universe am I or Lucanis going to forgive that asshole for his many, many, MANY crimes? I can excuse murder, assassination, bribery, theft, etc etc. But Illario betrayed family. Nah 1000 years of prison for him

[silviakundera]

still watching One and Only, reached ep 18, and like ok this is all very sad but ALSO ML is a tragic dumbass because bro your sweetheart weak emperor nephew was begging you repeatedly over the years to just stay by his side but noooooo you just left his smooth brain to the lions. until they so obviously, inevitably ate him.

ML so clearly couldn't get over the former emperor not fully trusting him, so he overthought shit to death and exiled & neutered himself out of fear that his baby nephew would grow up to want him dead... which just brought about the chaos and ugly ending ML wanted to prevent. smh.

[victusinveritas]

[thestalwartheart]

the queer trailer has just been released and you want me to open microsoft teams??????

[latenightsundayblues]

No fuckin way man..........LMFAOOOOOO WHO DID THIS TO YOU JOHN

THE BACKWARDS CAP ...... THIS IS FOUL SOMEBODY HELP ME

[braidlottie]

WHY IS SHE WHITE.

[planeswalker-umbral]

Good news: After a year I finally made a new commander deck!

Bad news: It is not a functional deck.

Good news: That is on pupose as it is a theme deck!

Bad news: The theme is cards with art of Characters/subjects that I would fuck.

Good news: All the cards but Command Tower fit the theme.

Bad News: I had to dig through all my basic lands to find the most phallic or vulvic lands I could find.

[weepynymph]

if there's one crime i can never forgive jess mariano for it's scoffing at lindsay's love of michelle branch

[reiko9124]

Meanwhile over at r/neopets....

[huntresszoe77]

THE SCREAM I JUST SCRUMPT WHICH OF YOU DID THIS

is this a felony