#JAIL FOR A THOUSAND YEARS
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gracefuldisasters · 16 days ago
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garbage orb man has to go in the garbage cube for his crimes
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ndostairlyrium · 4 months ago
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"Don't wash the darn moka and nobody will get hurt"
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foundfamilyhq · 8 days ago
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dougielombax · 1 year ago
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No…
They move Larry.
They TOUCH Larry!
They handle him!
Move him.
Like the common CHEESE!!!!
Oh….
Oh no….
No no no!
No!
This CANNOT be borne!
This AGGRESSION will NOT stand!
There is no greater punishment. Only one thing will do.
Jail.
Oh yes! JAIL!!!
Jail for Downing Street staff!
Jail for Downing Street staff for ten THOUSAND years!!!!
Reblog the shit out of this.
Justice for Larry!
He will be avenged.
For all of us.
For the universe itself.
Okay seriously what am I on about?
They just move him like he’s a fucking doorstop!
Like the common cheese!
That’s just RUDE!
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peanut-with-wifi-access · 8 days ago
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[kny/demon slayer minor manga spoilers]
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you DISMEMBER Chachamaru?? you cut Chachamaru up like SUSHI?!?! oh, oH, HELL for Kibutsuji, hell for Kibutsuji for ALL ETERNITY!!!!
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delioncourtes · 1 year ago
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JAIL
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silviakundera · 2 months ago
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still watching One and Only, reached ep 18, and like ok this is all very sad but ALSO ML is a tragic dumbass because bro your sweetheart weak emperor nephew was begging you repeatedly over the years to just stay by his side but noooooo you just left his smooth brain to the lions. until they so obviously, inevitably ate him.
ML so clearly couldn't get over the former emperor not fully trusting him, so he overthought shit to death and exiled & neutered himself out of fear that his baby nephew would grow up to want him dead... which just brought about the chaos and ugly ending ML wanted to prevent. smh.
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victusinveritas · 9 days ago
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thestalwartheart · 24 days ago
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the queer trailer has just been released and you want me to open microsoft teams??????
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latenightsundayblues · 1 year ago
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No fuckin way man..........LMFAOOOOOO WHO DID THIS TO YOU JOHN
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THE BACKWARDS CAP ...... THIS IS FOUL SOMEBODY HELP ME
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braidlottie · 1 year ago
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WHY IS SHE WHITE.
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planeswalker-umbral · 10 months ago
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Good news: After a year I finally made a new commander deck!
Bad news: It is not a functional deck.
Good news: That is on pupose as it is a theme deck!
Bad news: The theme is cards with art of Characters/subjects that I would fuck.
Good news: All the cards but Command Tower fit the theme.
Bad News: I had to dig through all my basic lands to find the most phallic or vulvic lands I could find.
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weepynymph · 1 year ago
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if there's one crime i can never forgive jess mariano for it's scoffing at lindsay's love of michelle branch
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dougielombax · 1 year ago
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And is Miette in the room with us right now?
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tennis-shenanigans · 1 year ago
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I crave the sweet release of death
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stardoopy · 1 year ago
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We have to kill them
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