#J.C. Valentine

[yuqsdug]

Can J.C give a lil' smooch on traveller!player 🥺 I wanna see their reaction 💥

So embarrassed that their face is burning a shade that doesn't exist.

In short: "hmphpdqjcISVBODMVJJSKDBDSQPOB"

[gentlyepigrams]

LEYENDECKER, J. C. "Saint Valentine" The Saturday Evening Post, Feb. 16, 1924. by Halloween HJB https://flic.kr/p/2ogTjf7

[separatist-apologist]

Happy early Valentines day! You know how Elain and Lucien would celebrate? By taking Very Serious photos at J.C. Penny.

Massive thank you to bookishkoda for their unparalleled sense of humor and willingness to hear us out when we shared this. No one could have done a better job, and I am obsessed with you.

A little treat from: @ablogofsapphicpanic @climbthemountain2020 @cauldronblssd and @the-lonelybarricade

Inspo under the cut

[mangomoonzzz]

The Butterfly Couple by J.C. Leyedecker redraw but its ZeLink! :3 Happy valentines day!!

[witchlingcirce]

The amount of like genuine burning hatred I see towards Jocelyn Fairchild has always shocked me.

I can understand peoples disdain or dislike towards her, but the absolute lack of empathy that anyone gives her is so astounding to me.

Jocelyn is not a perfect mother, this is so telling in the books but that’s the point. She’s probably in the worst position that a lot of people could be in. Not only is on the literal run from the clave with a baby, she’s also mass psycho murderer’s wife, and she’s on the run from and his last followers too. Notice how as soon as he came back the first thing he did was kidnap her??? I always see people talk about how Jocelyn was willing to marry Valentine, which is true because she loved him but Valentine is legit the worst husband anyone could have asked for. He consistently lies to her, he’s the one who killed her parents, and he also poisoned her WHILE SHE WAS PREGNANT.

I also see so many complaints about the fact that she’s so overbearing over Clary, which I understand because it annoyed me too but so many different people are after Clary, I probably would be over bearing as well! Not to mention how reckless Clary is.

I also see the treatment of Sebastian as her biggest complaint and biggest source of hate as well. Which I find something so interesting because this is also something Jocelyn feels so guilty about as well (she legit cries over the J.C box). Because I think people don’t put themselves in her shoes. Your pregnant for the first time when your around 20-24 (really young), your boyfriend is literally starting an uprising and than you find out that he’s been poisoning YOU AND YOUR BABY with DEMON BLOOD aka the thing you’ve been taught to revere and kill your entire life? I’m not saying what Jocelyn did was okay or that I support child abandonment or neglect, but it’s a horrific situation to be in. Sebastian as a baby didn’t laugh, or cry and I can’t imagine how scary that was to Jocelyn.

And again, I’m not saying Jocelyn is the best mother in the world or that she made the best decisions the world has ever seen! I’m just saying I think there’s a total lack of empathy when it comes to anything revolving around her.

[strwbrryfire]

[forgot to post this here number one]

valentine's day redraw inspired by j.c. leyendecker

[wrestlingarsenal]

One of my loyal readers recently turned me on to this Indy wrestler: J.C. Valentine in the tight red trunks. He is a wrestler in the Laredo Wrestling Alliance (LWA) in south Texas. He moves around the ring like a gazelle and damn does he look good in trunks & boots. In this particular match against Jess E. James, available on Youtube, Valentine plays a classic Babyface with an injured leg.

Hot guy. Suffers beautifully. Wears classic pro gear. I'm all in.

[niko-aspin]

YOU

Yes, YOU!

Will you be lonely on Valentines evening?

If so…

You can GO OUT with J.C on THAT evening! NO FEES NEEDED!

Need a helping hand? She can do it! Need someone to cook? Oh, look— she’s preparing a 5-star gourmet dish a we speak! Get her either platonically or romantically or any other -cally ways that you require and need!

(Disclaimer: if any signs of J.C trying to escape, threaten her with cutting her hair)

• omg! what an interesting offer!

• I wanna make something similar..

[queerical]

books of 2024

Across a Field of Starlight by Blue Delliquanti

Are You My Mother? A Comic Drama by Alison Bechdel

The Arrival by Shaun Tan

The Art Book by Phaidon Press

Basketful of Heads by Joe Hill

Batman: The Long Halloween by Jeph Loeb and Tim Sale

Batman: Under the Red Hood by Judd Winick

Block Print Magic: The Essential Guide to Designing, Carving, and Taking Your Artwork Further with Relief Printing by Emily Louise Howard

Boys Weekend by Mattie Lubchansky

Captain American: Truth - Red, White & Black by Robert Morals and Kyle Baker

Crumbs by Danie Stirling

The Delicacy by James Albon

Different for Boys by Patrick Ness and Tea Bendix

Exquisite Creatures: A Dialogue with Art, Nature, and Science by Christopher Marley

Fake Out by Eden Finley

From Far Away, Volumes 1-14 by Kyoko Hikawa

Gifts; Voices by Ursula K. Le Guin

Given, Volumes 1-5 by Natsuki Kizu

Grand Slam Romance by Ollie Hicks and Emma Oosterhous

Gustave Baumann's Southwest by Joseph Traugott

The Handmaid's Tale; The Testaments by Margaret Atwood

Handsome Girl and Sheltered Girl: The Complete Collection by Mochi au lait

Heartstopper, Volumes 1-5 by Alice Oseman

Hide by Kiersten White

If You'll Have Me by Eunnie

In Limbo by Deb J.J. Lee

It Took Luke: Overworked & Underpaid by Mark Bouchard and Bayleigh Underwood

J.C. Leyendecker: American Imagist by Laurence S. and Judy Goffman Cutler

Jessica Jones: Purple Daughter by Kellly Thompson

Killers of the Flower Moon: The Osage Murders and the Birth of the FBI by David Grann

Legends and Lattes by Travis Baldree

Light Carries On by Ray Nadine

Links by Natsuki Kizu

The Magpie Lord; A Case of Possession by K.J. Charles

Mall Goth by Kate Leth

The Many Deaths of Laila Star by Ram V.

The Marble Queen by Anna Kopp and Gabrielle Kari

Monstrous: A Transracial Adoption Story by Sarah Myer

Mushishi, Volumes 1-4 by Yuki Urushibara

My Neighbor Hayao: Art Inspired by the Films of Miyazaki

My Summer of You, Volumes 1-3 by Nagisa Furuya

The Occupation Thesaurus: A Writer's Guide to Jobs, Vocations, and Careers by Angela Ackerman and Becca Puglisi

One Man's Trash by Marie Sexton

Paper Girls, Volume 1-6 by Brian K. Vaughan and Cliff Chiang

Pillow Talk by Stephanie Cooke and Mel Valentine Vargas

Portraits by Steve Curry

The Princess and the Grilled Cheese Sandwich by Deya Muniz

She-Hulk (2023), Volumes 1-5 by Rainbow Rowell

Silver in the Wood; Drowned Country by Emily Tesh

Squire by Nadia Shammas and Sara Alfageeh

Superman: American Alien by Max Landis

Tales from Watership Down by Richard Adams

Things Have Gotten Worse Since We Last Spoke by Eric LaRocca

Things You May Find Hidden in My Ear: Poems from Gaza by Mosab Abu Toha

Women by Annie Leibovitz and Susan Sontag

Youth Group by Jordan Morris and Bowen McCurdy

[leog4u]

cant wait for brands this February to be like "Get her something that'll make her say "hawk muah!" this Valentine's Day! 20% off select jewelry at J.C. Penney."

[lavelled]

the halfwit couplet. 

The crux of it was inhumane tragedy, racial falsehoods from a saleswoman, and you mocking bullied young victims on the Internet through your own unchecked print and digital campaign.

“X Confirms It’s Moving Out of San Francisco.” Ah. You’re denying me cable cars or you’re referencing Alcatraz Island. I’m good. I’ve got Nicolas Cage.

What seems to be happening is a professional-failure of a prince is toying with sympathetic members of the public over a painful and deadly disease known as cancer that, Kate, a princess, does not have so he can claim sexual first-ness with a woman who says no. “Continues to battle” is tied canopy bedding.

A news quip signifying nothing on counterfeit spouse’s sister. You should know that in his fused code: half-sibling means half. Of 8. Four. Harry had Samantha be photographed hand-delivering a sealed letter outside Kensington after his blowhard wedding. Google it. A wheelchaired reminder that after decades, not a burden lifted, a hermetic life was still immobile and childless.

Days of Thunder. The actors play assigned roles in whistling arrow flight. Robert Duvall plays Harry Hogge. English actor, Cary Elwes, plays Russ Wheeler. J.C. Quinn plays Waddell. Randy Quaid is Tim Daland. The Wales’ pedophilia is well-driven in turbo banked curves on a track. I was sixteen at filming. Your dad views little girls as melty fresh-snow lovers. Actor J. C. Quinn died in Ciudad Juárez, Mexico, which are his initials and in no way means anything in the worst possible ways.

AP Archive YouTube video: UK: PRINCE WILLIAM & PRINCE HARRY AT HIGHGROVE 1999. William drives on gravel in a white car, a red L near the headlight. Alas, K. He’s next to Harry, decked out in green, and they coordinate a synchronized dance where we see nothing but elbows and a ghostgirl of a certain age because love. Charles goes to the middle. Twerp rubs his nose. Stupid, if you ask me. And yeah, red jacket and dual camera gents.

We lifted tech-lord camo for Archillect, Murat Pak, Elon Musk, Piers Morgan, Spencer Morgan, Bill Ackman, and Donald Trump. Morbid wordsmith of: “I’m sad to announce, my father Donald Trump has passed away. I will be running for president in 2024.” Donald Jr’s page. For Tom. Sad is happy. Happy is Harry. Harry is a dead-eyed sociopath, next stop, the asylum, haha, I hate this. I left twitter poolside. He compared poisoned Skittles to refugees (altruism). Junior means jailer.

The world is done with code we’d rather block out, with underage under-priced contracts, your family and wife.

Verne Troyer—comedian and sidekick in Austin Powers and Harry Potter films—suicide. April 21, 2018. One month before your wedding.

Kieron Durkan—English footballer—suicide. At 44-years-old, he was found dead in his car in Wigg Island Park, UK. Three months before your wedding.

Greg Boyed—New Zealand journalist, broadcaster, marathon runner—took his life while on a family holiday in Switzerland. Three months after your wedding.

Kolya Vasin—Russian writer and music historian—jumped from a gallery shopping centre. At the young parkouring age of 73. Three months after your wedding.

Kagney Linn Karter—born Christina Abbey in Harris County, Texas—singer, dancer, porn actress in adult parodies of Silence Of The Lambs and Not Married with Children, which is badass given her chosen name. A few months ago, she shot herself in the mouth with a shotgun.

Duangphet Phromthep—At 13, was Thai captain of that junior football team rescued from a trapped cave in 2018. He won a football scholarship to England. At the Brooke House College Football Academy, he committed suicide. Valentine’s Day. He was 17.

Lee Sun-kyun—Screen Actors Guild Award-winner—best known as the dad in the con-artist thriller, Parasite, thematically about class and society and the rich Park family versus the destitute Kim clan. Lee died by suicide in a car at a park in Seoul, a charcoal briquette in the passenger seat.

Billy Miller—thrice-time Emmy Award-winning actor—traveled to Austin, Texas to commit suicide from a gun to the head. Last year. September 15. He guest starred on Suits as MARCUS.

K

[yuqsdug]

YOU!

Yes, YOU!

Will you be you lonely on the evening of Valentine’s Day?

Never fear, J.C is HERE! She can fulfil any needs that you have never received either platonically or romantically!

(Disclaimer: if J.C tries to leave, threaten to cut her hair)

An ask? Asking me to be their Valentine???

Why not! ♪(´▽｀)

[nityarawal]

4/2/2024

Morning Songs

John Doe

John Doe

John Dear

In Irany

Speak

John Doe

John Dear

Mystery John 

Middle Name John

How Many Names

Have You Got

Dear

Not A Number 

He's My Brother

He's My Father

Can't Be Jealous

Valentine's 

He's My Pope

He's My Father

He's Like God

Greatest Man

I Ever Knew

A Beatle

A President

But It's My Perception

Heart Light Eyes

Of A Daughter

Nothing Is More

Glorious

Then Ones Father

Taint It With

Big Jewish Men

On The Political

Platform

Kushner Kaplan

But Does

He Mollest

Like Daniel's 

Father

Kushner Cohen

What's The Difference 

Second Gentlemen

We Can Only

Vote For Elon

If He Has Better

"Influencers"

Surrounding Him

No Airforce Hookers

No Aliases

For Attys

Branding

No Daddy Dearests

In Backdrop

Thankyou

For The Offers

Darlings

But We Don't Need

Your Services

In Bed

Or Surrogates

But Will Accept X

Gratefully

We're Equipped

With 13 Kids

No Porn

Will Match 

Our Experience

We're Equipped

You Keep Meming

About Robots

At Rewind

No AI Needed

For They Were Made

In Our Likenesses

Like Lightning

Of The Divine

My Dopplegangers

Will Always Rise

Naturally

Katy Cats

Natalie's

Kimmy

Cheers

Paris

Britney

Beyonce

Lily

Anjelina

Mandy

Dolly

Cher

Glow

Because Of

Irany

Purity 

Starlight

But AI Songs

Hurt Our Ears

Slung In The Air

From Planes

Or Tied Under Desks

Enslaved To Lemon

Cars

Hurt Our Ears

With Crass

Football Players

Mentality

Masons Fraternities

That's Not X

For He Loves Me

That's Not X

For He Loves His 

Mother

That's Not X

For He Loves

Aunties

Nannies

And He's Been 

Wondering

When He Could

Bring A Cybertruck 

To Me

Heavens Splashed

Rainbows

X Blew Back

Rockets

Carbon Queen's

Cheered Him On

From Court

But He's So Endearing

Gotta Love Our

Lord No

It's More Fun

To Love Baby Jesus

Baby Buddha

Celebrate J.C.

Mitraism

The Sun

In #CampCalifornia

Like Pagan Natives

Isha

Instead 

Of A J.D.

Please

John Doe

We Know The Army

Language

For Sargeants

Tried To Pick Us Up

Dr's. Sodomising

Thankyou

We're Flattered

8 Years Of Cloying

Queen's Hands

Thankyou

We're Flattered

Evermore

Twitter Was Murdered

Like Two Of My Accounts

Shadowbanned

At Writers 

Expense

No Tips

But What About

The Blackbirds

The Children's

Mothers'

Shadowbanned

Singers

Estranged

Silenced Mothers'

Crying

Rockets Tears

On Rewind

What About Them

The Black Ravens

Won't Let Up

Beyonce Is Doing

A Mash Up

Of Beatles Songs

Blackbird

Who Got The

Job

Jolene

The Cyborg

Puppet Services

Who Got The Job

Planning A 

Beyonce

Britney

Irany Concert

Paris

Kimmy

Who Got The Job

Wanted Beatles 

Orators

Maharishi's Daughters'

T.M.

Lineage

Royals

To Be 

Us

And My

Babies

Of Tehrangeles

Merci

Peace In My

Family

Peace,

Nitya Nella Davigo Azam Moezzi Huntley Rawal 

[tinadonahue]

J.C. Valentine is here to tell us about A Patch of Romance, a Coffee Break Mystery #4, mystery, romance. She's also hosting a great giveaway...

[therealimintobooks]

A Patch of Romance by J.C. Valentine @AuthorJCV @xpressotours

A Patch of RomanceJ.C. Valentine(A Coffee Break Mystery, #4)Publication date: October 25th 2023Genres: Adult, Mystery, Romance Callie’s status as a single mom is about to end when she meets up with local dad, Scott Prince, at the pumpkin patch. Love is definitely in the air…or is that just pumpkin spice? Either way, Callie is about to embark on a seriously satisfying journey. That is, until the…

[candidcover]

Amazon Giveaway: A Patch of Romance

Amazon Giveaway: A Patch of Romance

Welcome to the book blitz for A Patch of Romance by J.C. Valentine! If you enjoy a romantic mystery novel with a holiday theme, this is one to check out. Keep reading to learn more about the book and enter the giveaway to win a $50 Amazon gift card. (INT) Continue reading Untitled