#J’zargo

[skyrim-forever]

If I left out your fav put ‘em in the tags! Went from off the top of my head the most talked about

[vandaniarts]

first post hellooooooo

I love j’zargo he’s gremlin

[hadvarandralof]

i just felt compelled to do this idk i apologise for my actions

[whitegoldtower]

Skyrim NPCs Reactions (This time, if you hide in a cupboard and jump out at them)

Ancano: He’s camp about it and you can’t convince me otherwise. Clutches his pearls and shrieks before regaining his composure. If you breathe a word of this to anyone, there’s a fireball with your name written on it.

Ondolemar: was too focused on his work to notice your hiding spot. Jumps a mile but sighs and sits there with his head in his hands for a moment before he’s ready to face you.

Vingalmo: knew you were in the cupboard. Waits to watch you make a fool of yourself for his own entertainment.

Serana: knew you were in the cupboard. Jumped anyway and scowled at you. You’re cruel. How does it feel to be a horrible person?

Cicero: goes one of two ways. Either he screams and then laughs and dances around to get the uncomfy out of his system, or you end up with a knife against your throat. Or worse.

Lydia: she turns around with lightning reflexes and throws a haymaker directly into your face before apologising profusely (provided that she hasn’t knocked you out). She tells you off for it whilst pressing a beefsteak against your face, and you can only acknowledge that you totally deserved that.

Vex: A knife whizzes past your ear and lodges into the wood. “Next one goes in your eye.”

Elenwen: walks up to you and throws her drink over you. “Pour me another by the time I get back.” She turns on her heel and storms out to walk it off.

J’zargo: *GROWL HISS*… *decides that he can’t be bothered*

Festus Krex: he knows you’re in there. “Stop it.” If you jump out anyway, he throws whatever he’s holding at you. Probably a mortar and pestle.

Arnbjorn: knows you’re in a cupboard. Doesn’t know which one. Threatens the wrong cupboard door.

Vilkas: sees you hiding and tells you to wait for Farkas.

Farkas: screams at the top of his lungs. Falls over his own feet.

[shiroikabocha]

personal headcanon about the Khajiit: the third-person speaking style isn’t a universal rule in Khajiit grammar, but more like the voice you use in polite company, or to show deference to someone. Khajiit use “I” and “me” plenty when they’re speaking with friends and only bust out the “this one welcomes you” when talking to strangers (especially strangers with whom they want to make a good impression, like their customers)

Furthermore, over-using the third person in settings where most people would consider it unnecessary is a stylistic choice that some Khajiit make for varying reasons. Example: J’zargo over-performs deferential politeness because he enjoys the sound of his own name and thinks everyone else deserves to enjoy it, too, as often as grammatically possible.

[shivering-isles-cryptid]

Incorrect Skyrim Quotes

J’Zargo: I’m the Main Character

Brelyna: Girl, you’re the unreliable narrator

[da3drat]

J’zargo pondering himb orb

Day 1: Arcane

@tes-summer-fest

id in alt

[winter-of-collegehold]

I FEEL SO EMPTY, I HAVEN’T PLAYED SKYRIM IN THREE MONTHS

[ego-osbourne]

do you have anymore art of corkscrew the dremora? he is so cute I love him and his backstory...

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Corkscrew has a good time as a college student. Definitely. Doesn’t have to clean up J’Zargo’s messes.

[thakiekstahdoesart]

Skyrim PI is on the scene

[sub-urbanwitch]

The cast of characters of my TES fic. They’re about as competent as the average DnD party.

From top to bottom: my Dragonborn, Brelyna Maryon, Camilla Valerius, J’Zargo, and Onmund.

[toothpick-queen]

Hey guys when you say something is for the girls and the gays can you include me in that as well?

The girls the gays and J’zargo if it's not too much trouble thanks guys

[varlaisvea]

The story so far…

Ok no one asked, but I was really proud of this art (warning: mildly spicy) I posted the other day, so I want to talk about it a little! I have very few followers, so I am unsure whether anyone has read the fic it references, which takes place in both the 4th Era (Skyrim) and the 2nd Era (ESO).

But, the jewelry in this art actually contains some interesting hints about what we’ve learned so far in the story... summary under the cut!

(detail cropping out most of the espicy)

The Khajiit (Araszha-dar/Ara, he/him,) and the Altmer (Eymei Gwylanwe, she/her) in this image are both wearing jewelry featuring large pearls, both of which have a faint blue glow to them. Ara wears an enameled amulet, with gold inlay to hold the pearl, depicting the Moons in Cathay-raht. Eymei wears silver jewelry that wraps around her arm and neck, with the pearl set in the center of an eleven-pointed star.

Eymei’s earring and hair decoration you can kinda see if you zoom, but I’m going to tell you what they are: the ear cuff/earring is enameled silver in the shape of wisteria blossoms that hang from the cuff and attach to the earring stud. On her braid, there’s a mother-of-pearl charm and a spiral seashell. There are also two pearls, both surrounded by silver mesh depicting moons. A large pink pearl represents Masser/Jode, and a smaller black pearl represents Secunda/Jone. Both are depicted as waxing, which corresponds to the Moon phase Cathay-raht.

(tbh, Ara’s earrings don’t have a lot of significance; between his fruity lil earrings and her maximalist gaudiness, i’m just doing what I can to let you know these two are both bisexual/nonbinary af 😂)

Anyway! Everything I detailed above has already been dropped as lil hints in what’s been published so far. Some of it is obvious (his furstock is Cathay-raht, the eleven-pointed star references the psijic Eleven Forces) and some of it isn’t (the wisteria’s been mentioned as significant, but you don’t know why yet). And the pearls have been mentioned—we know they’re very important—but we haven’t yet learned about them all that much. And of course, all of it is already running into the Elder Scrolls unreliable narrator trope!

A quick summary:

So far, 5 chapters have been published:

1- The Dragonborn (Altmer), Arch-Mage of the College of Winterhold, gets a surprise visit from Psijic Monk Quaranir 2- The Arch-Mage reads a book entitled The Psijic Elves of Sunhold, written by a mage named Eymei Gwylanwe 3 - While holding the Saarthal Amulet, the Dragonborn finds some hidden text in that book—a righteously angry (“Apraxic” and “boring���) condemnation of the Psijic Order. 4- The Dragonborn goes to Artaeum with Quaranir. J’zargo is tasked with returning Kharjo’s moon-amulet, which had showed J’zargo some hidden text in a book about the first Khajiit Arch-Mage of Winterhold. 5. A journal entry from the Second Era, written by Eymei Gwylanwe, who is arriving at the College of Winterhold as a new professor of Restoration.

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J’zargo returns Kharjo’s moon amulet—which, naturally, comes with a family story: according to what Kharjo’s been told, its original owner was a mage, killed on the way to become a student at Winterhold College, but brought back to life by a witch with an enchanted pearl, which the mage then stole from the witch. J’zargo wonders if it’s the same person as the first Khajiit Arch-Mage of Winterhold, about whom—thanks to Kharjo’s amulet—J’zargo has recently learned some previously-hidden information. Of note: this (“embarrassingly dull-clawed”) Arch-Mage was seduced by a witch, who had compelled him to teach strange magic at the College, then, after killing the Arch-Mage, betrayed him and the College and joined the Psijic Order.

In the chapter featured in this illustration, you find out that the Second-Era Khajiit Arch-Mage has been married to an Altmer witch for the past 20-30 years (a relationship that obviously must be kept hidden). She identifies herself as a psijic Elf from Sunhold.

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If you’ve read this far, I have two other cute little bits of lore from the illustration I made:

On the left, a decoration on the hood of Eymei’s robe. It’s two cords twisted together: one is Varla-blue and silver, the other is Khajiiti red and gold. idk if this detail will make it into the final story, so I’ll tell you: the robe was a post-wedding gift from her family, and the hood decoration is made from a ceremonial cord that is traditionally worn with such robes.

On the right, Ara’s Arch-Mage robes, in Winterhold green. They have the traditional Magnus’s Eye design, and the little Magnus-Eye charms on the sleeve are made up of crescent moons—obviously, he’s had these robes specially made, as the Arch-Mage should! Magrus’s Eye, if you will.

Since I know there aren’t a lot of ESO dorks here: both of these outfits are loosely based on costumes from ESO: Glenmoril Witch Robes and Wizard About Town, respectively.

Anyway, thanks for reading if you have. I do not actually know how to art in any official sense, so according to Procreate, this thing took me 250 hours of beating my head against it to get right. So I kinda wanted to talk about it!

[hadvarandralof]

they’re just the best friends ever, idk what to tell you

[whitegoldtower]

NPCs if you tickle them:

Ancano: is extremely ticklish and will smack you across the head with a book before you can even touch him. If you sneak attack him, though, he will let out a very undignified shriek, drop whatever is in his hands and give you an absolute earful.

Ondolemar: Is mildly ticklish, but hides it well. He forces himself to stand still and asks you if you’re done yet. If you catch him off guard, he will turn around with a face like thunder until he realises it’s you.

Vingalmo: isn’t ticklish at all. Takes your hands, places them back in your lap and tells you not to touch what you can’t afford. Or, he takes it as flirtation and tickles you back with a purr and a wink.

Serana: jumps and slaps your arm with quite a bit of force. She does see the funny side of it, though, and asks if your arm is ok.

Babette: do you want to lose your fingers? It might be tempting to see the eternal child and go “tickle wickle!!” but I’d strongly advise against it. Nobody knows whether she is actually ticklish or not because nobody gets away with it.

Lydia: Isn’t ticklish, is just confused. Unless you tickle the front of her neck, then you’re going to find her fist in your face. Don’t put your hands near her face, she really doesn’t like it.

J’Zargo: touch his belly, you die. Touch him in general, you die. However, provided that you’re good friends, if you get his sides or back, he will ask you to scritch a little. Tickle him under the chin and he will start purring. He might even dribble a bit and then be horribly embarrassed about it.

Cicero: will piss himself. And I mean that literally. Don’t tickle the poor man, he can’t handle it.

[guys-im-scared]

Does it make me a furry if I wanna cover J’zargo in kisses and love him forever