#J’zargo

[skyrim-forever]

If I left out your fav put ‘em in the tags! Went from off the top of my head the most talked about

[hadvarandralof]

i just felt compelled to do this idk i apologise for my actions

[vandaniarts]

first post hellooooooo

I love j’zargo he’s gremlin

[whitegoldtower]

Skyrim NPCs Reactions (This time, if you hide in a cupboard and jump out at them)

Ancano: He’s camp about it and you can’t convince me otherwise. Clutches his pearls and shrieks before regaining his composure. If you breathe a word of this to anyone, there’s a fireball with your name written on it.

Ondolemar: was too focused on his work to notice your hiding spot. Jumps a mile but sighs and sits there with his head in his hands for a moment before he’s ready to face you.

Vingalmo: knew you were in the cupboard. Waits to watch you make a fool of yourself for his own entertainment.

Serana: knew you were in the cupboard. Jumped anyway and scowled at you. You’re cruel. How does it feel to be a horrible person?

Cicero: goes one of two ways. Either he screams and then laughs and dances around to get the uncomfy out of his system, or you end up with a knife against your throat. Or worse.

Lydia: she turns around with lightning reflexes and throws a haymaker directly into your face before apologising profusely (provided that she hasn’t knocked you out). She tells you off for it whilst pressing a beefsteak against your face, and you can only acknowledge that you totally deserved that.

Vex: A knife whizzes past your ear and lodges into the wood. “Next one goes in your eye.”

Elenwen: walks up to you and throws her drink over you. “Pour me another by the time I get back.” She turns on her heel and storms out to walk it off.

J’zargo: *GROWL HISS*… *decides that he can’t be bothered*

Festus Krex: he knows you’re in there. “Stop it.” If you jump out anyway, he throws whatever he’s holding at you. Probably a mortar and pestle.

Arnbjorn: knows you’re in a cupboard. Doesn’t know which one. Threatens the wrong cupboard door.

Vilkas: sees you hiding and tells you to wait for Farkas.

Farkas: screams at the top of his lungs. Falls over his own feet.

[winter-of-collegehold]

Onmund: That cat was so nice, he let me pet him

J’zargo: that’s John. He’s a pervert

[shivering-isles-cryptid]

Incorrect Skyrim Quotes

J’Zargo: I’m the Main Character

Brelyna: Girl, you’re the unreliable narrator

[a-lonely-dunedain]

Tolfdir: did everyone bring their assignments?

Elbryn: no, sorry. J’zargo fell asleep on my papers

Tolfdir: wh-

Elbryn: he hissed at me when I tried to move him :(

[da3drat]

J’zargo pondering himb orb

Day 1: Arcane

@tes-summer-fest

id in alt

[thakiekstahdoesart]

Skyrim PI is on the scene

[ego-osbourne]

do you have anymore art of corkscrew the dremora? he is so cute I love him and his backstory...

//click for better image quality … Time: 1hr//

Corkscrew has a good time as a college student. Definitely. Doesn’t have to clean up J’Zargo’s messes.

[magical-hermaphrodite]

College of Winterhold: Skyrim circa 201 4E

At the college of Winterhold, a Dunmer mage called Melchizedek sits on a bench in the hall of the elements. He watches thoughtfully as a group of apprentices are lectured by the blue light of the focal center of the tower, this radiant blue beam of swirling magicka. The lecture is concluded and the students clear the space. One apprentice, a Kahjiit called J’zargo notices Melchizedek and comes to sit with him. Melchizedek raises curiously and regards the Khajiit silently.

*J’zargo: You are new here yes? J’zargo has only seen you recently.

Melchizedek nods yet remains silent. The two continue to regard one another.

*J’zargo: He has heard say that you are called Melchizedek Hlaalu and you are Dragonborn? You speak the way Dragons do?

*Melchizedek: Indeed.

*J’zargo: You could demonstrate this for J’zargo! Maybe he would learn.

A wry expression comes across Melchizedek’s face and he lets a soft giggle

*Melchizedek: Perhaps…

J’zargo waits expectingly. Melchizedek’s simply looks at the cat’s eyes.

*J’zargo: Hmm… Have you yet mastered high destructions?

*Melchizedek: Indeed.

*J’zargo: You… You have? Already? J’zargo is suprised. And pleased! There is real completion here. This is good!

Melchizedek smiles affectionately and laughs at J’zargo.

*J’zargo: What is this? How do you regard this one?

Melchizedek giggles quietly before looking away for a moment perhaps a bit haunted then returns to meet J’zargo’s eyes.

*Melchizedek: You reminded me of somone I used to know…

*J’zargo: You we’re close to this one?

Melchizedek nods wistfully. He opens he mouth to say something yet no words come.

*J’zargo: You know of the excavation at Sarthal?

Melchizedek: Yes.

*J’zargo: Then perhaps J’zargo will see Melchizedek there?

*Melchizedek: That’s possible.

*J’zargo: This is good! J’zargo will now prepare to depart…

[sub-urbanwitch]

The cast of characters of my TES fic. They’re about as competent as the average DnD party.

From top to bottom: my Dragonborn, Brelyna Maryon, Camilla Valerius, J’Zargo, and Onmund.

[hadvarandralof]

they’re just the best friends ever, idk what to tell you

[corvidcrowned]

this is outdated bc i have another nymph named ‘cat’ but<3 my weird little creature who knows fuck all

[whitegoldtower]

NPCs if you tickle them:

Ancano: is extremely ticklish and will smack you across the head with a book before you can even touch him. If you sneak attack him, though, he will let out a very undignified shriek, drop whatever is in his hands and give you an absolute earful.

Ondolemar: Is mildly ticklish, but hides it well. He forces himself to stand still and asks you if you’re done yet. If you catch him off guard, he will turn around with a face like thunder until he realises it’s you.

Vingalmo: isn’t ticklish at all. Takes your hands, places them back in your lap and tells you not to touch what you can’t afford. Or, he takes it as flirtation and tickles you back with a purr and a wink.

Serana: jumps and slaps your arm with quite a bit of force. She does see the funny side of it, though, and asks if your arm is ok.

Babette: do you want to lose your fingers? It might be tempting to see the eternal child and go “tickle wickle!!” but I’d strongly advise against it. Nobody knows whether she is actually ticklish or not because nobody gets away with it.

Lydia: Isn’t ticklish, is just confused. Unless you tickle the front of her neck, then you’re going to find her fist in your face. Don’t put your hands near her face, she really doesn’t like it.

J’Zargo: touch his belly, you die. Touch him in general, you die. However, provided that you’re good friends, if you get his sides or back, he will ask you to scritch a little. Tickle him under the chin and he will start purring. He might even dribble a bit and then be horribly embarrassed about it.

Cicero: will piss himself. And I mean that literally. Don’t tickle the poor man, he can’t handle it.

[winter-of-collegehold]

I FEEL SO EMPTY, I HAVEN’T PLAYED SKYRIM IN THREE MONTHS