#Izzy loves his babies but I think anyone would be pretty pissy about laboring over four of them
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Revenge crew finally meets husband Sam and The Horde and Stede is the one guy that just Does Not Get It.
Stede is just: Wait Izzy I thought you said these were your children?
Izzy: Yeah. They are.
Stede: But Mr. Bellamy just introduced them as his children??
Sam: Well, yes, they are also my children.
Stede: Did you. Did you use a surrogate???
Izzy: I fuckin wish we had.
Stede: Are they adopted????
Sam: No—well, Johnny is, but not the rest.
Izzy: That’s exactly why Johnny’s my favorite.
Stede: ????????????
#bellhands#izzy hands#sam bellamy#black sam bellamy#trans izzy hands#stede is very confused#he’s the embodiment of the confused math equation lady meme#Izzy birthed four children#he didn’t have to go through that with John#So John is his favorite#the twins Esther and Elijah are 24#Jordan is 23#Michael is 19#and John is the baby at his historical age of 11#Izzy loves his babies but I think anyone would be pretty pissy about laboring over four of them#someone is going to have to talk to stede#and then warn him not to say anything so Izzy doesn’t stab him#Or so Sam doesn’t shoot him before Izzy can stab him
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