#It's time to water my plants 🪴

[kuridel]

🍉✩°｡⋆⸜ Sometimes I just go back and re-watch my fav childhood series and that makes me feel so much better, but also nostalgic and sad? I don't know but overall it's a nice feeling. Remembering those summers at home just playing a bunch of videogames and watching cute magical girls without a worry in the world🌸 I try to mentalize and enjoy it as much as I did back then! Taking a break and just enjoying the moment

While I was retro hunting with my hubby Rui I found the Style Boutique / Style Savvy game from the DS, and It was an instant buy!! I swear I spent sooooo many hours playing that game as a kid, and it's still super pretty??? I don't know, the graphics are gorgeous and way too cute, I just love low poly stuff so much!! I started playing it again and I can't stop ≧◡≦ Our DS / 3DS Collection is growing bigger, yay!

We also saw those books at the supermarket! I think they're only available in Spain, I'm not sure, but they're really cool! They have a lot of story behind these games, the company and people that created them! There will be a bunch of those but we're only getting our favs! 🎀 I think it's nice to read them while you go on long trips!

[spicycinnabun]

another ficlet from the same verse as i’m sorry, christofern 🪴

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Eddie unbuttoned the top two buttons of his dress shirt. He couldn’t breathe. The waiter was sneering down at him—at his piercings, tattoos, fingernails blackened with polish and chipping. He didn’t belong at this fine establishment, and it was noticeable to everyone.

The piano man was going to town playing a Beethoven Sonata near their table, and Eddie was this close to shoving him off the bench and showing him how to play some real fucking music.

But Steve was also sitting across from him, looking suave with his hair combed back like an old Hollywood movie star. He was beaming at Eddie, and Eddie was helpless to it.

Even if the menu was giving him a goddamn heart attack, and he was trying not to keel over behind it as Steve ordered the lobster bisque—to start.

Eddie ordered the garden salad.

Steve gave him a weird look. “You sure that's what you want? I thought you didn't like salad.”

“I’m sure,” Eddie said. The salad wouldn't demolish his wallet like any of the things that actually sounded good. “I’m turning over a new leaf. Eating healthier.”

“Uh-huh. You’re already as skinny as a string bean. I don't think you need to eat healthier. You probably need to eat more."

“No can do. I’ve become a slut for vegetables.” Eddie grinned. It was maniacal. “Can't resist a big, juicy cucumber in my mouth.”

The waiter left, looking deeply disturbed, and Steve kicked him under the table, blushing. “Eddie! Jesus.”

“What? Can't a man freely express his joy for deepthroating gourds?”

Steve choked on his water, putting the glass down hastily as he coughed. “You’re such a…” He didn't finish that sentence, but Eddie could fill in the blank.

💚🌱🌿💚

Their first course came, and Eddie pretended to like his salad.

“Yeah, you really look like you're into that,” Steve said, stirring his soup.

Eddie swallowed hard. “It’s absolutely succulent, Steven, thank you.”

He absolutely hated it. The slimy vinaigrette, too.

“Oh, man. Look at that string of pearls,” Steve said, letting it go as he pointed over Eddie’s shoulder. “I’d like one of those.”

Usually, Eddie was the one lacking manners. “Kinda rude to point at people, baby.”

Also, pearls? Eddie was going to be in the red right after this dinner. He hoped Steve wasn’t expecting those any time soon.

Steve laughed, dropping his hand on the table. “No, I’m not. Look.”

Eddie turned in his chair, then groaned in realization when he saw what was hanging from the ceiling.

Steve wasn’t pointing at some woman wearing a pearl necklace. He was geeking out over a fucking plant. Even in public, he was a devoted plant daddy.

“We can get you one of those,” Eddie told him. Steve wanted a pearl plant? Done.

Steve leaned back in his seat, assessing him with his warm brown gaze. Eddie tried not to squirm. “What?”

“You don't like it here.”

Eddie balked. “I like it fine—” he started, then deflated a little under Steve’s skeptical eyebrow quirk. “Okay, I don't like it here. But you do, right?”

“It actually kinda reminds me of my parents.” Steve’s nose wrinkled. “I just wanted to have a good time with you and treat you to something special, but it backfired on me.”

Oh. Hell.

“Hey, it didn't backfire, sweetheart,” Eddie told him, voice low. His hand twitched. He wanted to reach across the table for Steve’s but knew he couldn’t—especially not here. Here, they were no more than friends.

“You wanna ditch and go get a pizza?” Steve asked, nails scratching along the crisp white tablecloth like he was thinking the same thing. “We can catch the next creature feature at the drive-in. Eat on the hood of my car?”

Eddie sighed, feeling his entire self relax. “Oh fuck yes, please. Let’s go.”

They grinned at each other and got up, slinging on their coats. They paid for their half-eaten meals. Neither of them tipped the snooty waiter.

Steve caught his hand in the parking lot as they walked to his car. It was risky, but the walk was less than a minute. They linked fingers.

[junabuggy]

Okayy so I’ve done something similar but I wanted to see it from someone else but it’s Creepy pasta room head canons !!! I don’t mind who you do but I would love to see Jack’s most of all !! Thank you <3

Creepypasta room headcanons

A/n: At the beach rn with family.. sighhh I hate the beach (._.) BUT I LOVE THIS REQUEST !!! LMK IF YALL WANR A PART TWO (^_-)☆

Includes: Jeff, Ej, Toby, BP and Nina :333

Warnings: None

「 ✦ Jeff ✦ 」

🔪✮ MESSY ASS ROOM and it does NOT smell all that great tbh 😭😭

🔪✮ Has zero shame about it too, you come to hang out in his room he'll just kick stuff to the side and shove stuff off the bed casually.

🔪✮ Posters all over the walls, most of them are of bands he enjoys (He stole most of them 💀)

🔪✮ Jeff has a knife collection so he has a little setup for them :3

🔪✮ ALSO!!!! Side headcanon he fucking loves MSI (The song "This Hurts" by them is literally him chat)

🔪✮ There's a window in his room by his bed that you can use to get to the roof of the manor, it's actually got a pretty damn good view too

🔪✮ Has a mini fridge in his room beside his bed that has drinks in it

🔪✮ Mostly energy drinks and Pepsi with like, a singular water that'll never get drank.

🔪✮ Probably doesn't have sheets on his bed.. the mattress is full of mysterious stains

🔪✮ Musty BEAST (I love him)

「 ✦ Eyeless Jack ✦ 」

👁️‍🗨️𖤐 Jacks room doesn't smell all that great either.. he keeps all his organs to munch on and such in there.

👁️‍🗨️𖤐 There really isn't much there tbh, just the essentials to have in a bedroom.

👁️‍🗨️𖤐 A bed, a wardrobe, chair and a desk with an old computer on it..

👁️‍🗨️𖤐 Oh and a few shelves with one big window that he usually keeps closed ദ്ദി(ᵔᗜᵔ)

👁️‍🗨️𖤐 His flooring is a grey-ish carpet and his walls are painted black

👁️‍🗨️𖤐 Kinda boring, ik 😭

「 ✦ Toby ✦ 」

🪓☆ Chaotically clean room, bro is a maximalist to the extreme (^o^)

🪓☆ ‼️‼️ He yearns to collect ‼️‼️

🪓☆ there's a few shelves with trinkets he's collected over the years on them (≧ω≦)

🪓☆ Posters, banners, stickers, drawings and records littered eevveryywhere on the walls and ceiling of his room (maybe this is just projecting because thats witterly my room ☝️)

🪓☆ Has the glow in the dark star stickers on his ceiling for sure

🪓☆ His room is MUCH bigger than the other proxies, has everything he needs and more

🪓☆ I mean, he has a little couch in there that has a big stuffed animal on it and a bug blanket (His hyperfixation is bugs, if you couldn't tell /silly 🪲🪲 )

🪓☆ He spends a shit ton of time in his room because it's genuinely super cool

🪓☆ Has a Tv mounted on his wall in the corner !!

🪓☆ Oh and he has a guitar in his room that he l can't play, he just thinks it looks cool o_O

「 ✦ Bloody Painter ✦ 」

🎨꩜ VERY CLEAN ROOM. AND VERY PARTICULAR ON HOW HE KEEPS THINGS.

🎨꩜ Don't mess with any of his shit without permission first and you'll be fine 🙏

🎨꩜ Has some of the normal (Ones that he doesn't use blood in, he keeps those safe.) paintings, drawings and sketches he's made on his wall behind his easel in the corner of his room :33

🎨꩜ I also think he likes to write!! So maybe some poetry is on his wall as well in that little corner ^_^

🎨꩜ Almost the entirety of his back wall is window which he loves

🎨꩜ HAS PLANTS !!!! 🌱🪴

🎨꩜ Has a nice desk to draw on with a comfortable chair. Theres a nice smelling candle on it with a few books and a lamp (●＾o＾●)

🎨꩜ Also owns the most??? Comfortable?? Blankets?? EVER????? Amazing textures, NO SHERPA <(｀^´)>

🎨꩜ Has a drawer thingy dedicated to his art supplies (Which is also very organized, btw)

🎨꩜ HE HAS A RECORD PLAYER. YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE.

「 ✦ Nina ✦ 」

🪱ᰔ SHES A SCENE GIRL!!! ROOM IS SCENE!!!

🪱ᰔ Like holy shit it's so colourful ( ꩜ ᯅ ꩜;) 

🪱ᰔ LOTS and LOTS of homemade stuff stuck on her walls along with various other things, there's stuff everywhere

🪱ᰔ Now you already know she owns a gir blanket and a gir backpack, like cmon (灬ºωº灬)♡

🪱ᰔ Collection of stuffed animals !! Some on her bed and some in a hanging net in the corner above her bed

🪱ᰔ Has LED lights and there's no windows in her room

🪱ᰔ Has a nice desk with a computer on it and trinkets, her keyboard lights up rainbow ☆´∀｀☆

🪱ᰔ Her wardrobe and closet are FULL. She has like, so many cool clothes, belts and accessories

🪱ᰔ Convinced slender to let her paint her walls funky and cool !!

🪱ᰔ Soooo her walls are purple and she painted on with a smaller paint brush cheetah print all over them :3 (She's an icon and I love her dearly)

𝐏𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐳𝐞, 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 ◟( ˃̶͈◡ ˂̶͈ )◞

ᯓ★ 𝐣𝐮𝐧𝐚𝐛𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐲

[happyheidi]

Please someone, help me with my plant. 🪴

How can I help this one?? I re-potted it some days ago and it got “flooded”. I freaked out! I’ve never seen anything like it. I didn’t give it that much water but it was really drowning. I helped it into this other pot and decided I shouldn’t give it water for a good while but I see it’s getting worse every day and it makes me sad. I don’t even know the name of the plant tbh. So yeah. Help!

(And by flooded I mean, it was in full water (without my knowledge) in maybe 40 min? So a long time when it wasn’t supposed to. I’ve never experienced this before. I did the same exact same thing to 4 more plants. But this one didn’t manage poor thing so I want to help it as best I can)

[https-witch]

PLANTS🪴

Today I just want to talk about my plants because I love them & they're my friends.

How is this related to withcraft? It is part of my beliefs that plants have their own energy & soul. We chat like friends & I might even ask them for help. I try everyday to better my relationship with my plants. Living in the city, they are my closest connection to nature. I might try to do a reading soon to see if they have a message.

🪴Dolores - Heptapleurum arboricola : A dwarf umbrella tree. She came into my life while I was going through a rough patch. She is tall, strong & magnificent. She is so easy to take care of. Just a pleasure to have in the house.

🌾Aloïs - Chlorophytum comosum : A spider plant. Mostly green with white middle line. Thriving & absolutely lovely. Communicates clearly when she needs something. Has created many more family members!

🌾Gina & Giulia : Twins. I keep them on closeby shelves. Gina was the biggest for a while, but separating them did wonders for Giulia!

🌾Fritz : Half of Aloïs I had to repot for better growth. Is currently a little stagnant, but I trust that summer will bring back good vibes.

🌾Arthur : 1st child of Aloïs. Was in a very small pot for a long time and is now growing like crazy! So pround of him!

🌾Miguel : Latest offspring of Aloïs. Has a little sunburn & will be moved very soon. Hopefully he gets back in shape very soon.

🪴Finn - Dracaena Deremensis : I got Finn right before an exam to help me calm down. He's pretty cool, but a little shy.

🌱Edaline - Aloe Vera : Definitely thought I had killed her by over-watering. Kept the healthiest piece by the window & after a few month I noticed roots. So happy to have her back in a better shape! I got her a growing buddy!

🌱Salvador - Sansevieria Desertii : Bought him in a shop. I cleaned all the roots & repotted him. I was always told snake plants are very easy to take care of. I love him dearly.

🌿Marie-Lou - Tradescantia Fluminensis : A small-leaf Spiderwort. Grows strong & tall towards the light. She will soon need something to climb on.

🌿Millie : Originally a leaf that broke from Marie-Lou, now her own growing little lady. I keep them together & near a window.

🌶️Pépito - Unknown Pepper : Was gifted to my partner & solely under his supervision. I put him in a yellow pot though. He lost all his leaves when he arrived, but he's doing much better now. Loves the sun! According to Google image search, he is a Trinidad Moruga Scorpion pepper plant.

🌿Marjane - Begonia Maculata : A polka dot begonia. A gift from a family member. Being held by a wood stick, but will eventually be strong enough to hold up all by herself.

[sun-e-chips]

*inhales*

(unsolicited succulent care advice below)

THE READMORE BETTER WORKKKK

:readmore:

okay so for succulents a lot of the time people make the mistake of overwatering them, which happens when ppl water too often.

Generally you want to give them full light (preferably outside or near a window that gets LOTS of sunlight)

For watering, you want to wait until the soil is bone dry. You can even wait until the plant starts looking a bit wrinkly. Then, you water it HEAPS. Drown that thing. Simulate a huge torrent of rain by completely soaking the soil. Then leave it alone until its super super dry again.

Succs can last a long time without water since those juicy juicy leaves can store water. They're also adapted to dry climates so don't put them anywhere that gets humid like in the bathroom, or near a kettle.

My succulent savior!!!

Ok I think I have figured out knowing when to water the base on the dirt (sadly it’s more tricky with one specific succulent bonsai I’ve had for a long time who has been quite resilient and a trooper but the top layer is covered in this fine gravel so I have to base its needs off the trunk and weather it’s shriveling or not. It got overwatered by a family member and is looking REALLY rugh but I’m hopeful it will pull through and I propitiated some of the dying branches before it it reached the leaves.)

Good to know for the others the dirt is the gauge and to drown those suckers when it’s time haha

Also noting the bathroom thing because I have been guilty of placing them in the bathroom window so I will just leave that spot for air plants!

Thank you Reem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🌱 🪴 🌱

[autassassinstalker]

that is. a heck of a time to keep a plant going and impressive. wait in just water??? kinda wanna see it ngl. do you like taking care of actual plants o.o ??

🪴

I do, indeed. A big reason I moved to the mountains.

And yes! She's doing great after all these years. She was passed down through my family. Now I have the gift of nurturing her.

[chaosandorder46]

Took a random weekday off for the first time in I don't know how long. 😁

My office/plant room/home gym had kind of turned into a junk drawer, so I spent the day doing plant girl shit. I created 3 empty shelves, BUT I also had a lot of water props that needed to be potted, so the shelves have been filled. 🤭🌱🌿🪴

I'm not moving for the rest of the day. I'm going to finish a baby blanket for a coworker and keep binging Netflix true crime documentaries. It's called self care. 😂

[peachysunrize]

- Aemond's 🧸

https://www.tumblr.com/peachysunrize/761863736294277120/starts-a-daisy-garden-for?source=share

thank you 🪴 emoji anon for the daisy 🌼 garden! i'm going to get a watering can 🚿 and water your pot plant so you'll grow a bouquet of flowers 💐🌷 x

now, i've had some Aemond tho(ugh)ts that i desperately need to share like a. oiling him up... i know, i know how it sounds *but* imagine massaging his back as he's spread flat on his stomach on the bed and we're digging into the ridges and depths of his shoulder blades and he's all *wet* from the oil and we start to lower our palms down the plane of his back and we're dangerously near his arse (he's 100% naked, us stradling his hind legs) and we then pass over it as our hands grope the globes of flesh, oiling the mounds of fat as we knead and toy with each cheek and he's starting to rock against, hump, rut, grind against the bedding <3 grabbing at his ass noticing that he's started to ARCH, it perking up in the air as he circles it around and pushes back into our hands wanting us to continue our perverted groping

and, what about him finishing (we've already come wayyy before) and he slips out with a choked mewl before flopping beside us on the bed, c0€k all flaccid and soft hanging between his legs as he takes a 'moment' to recharge but we've been ready since we first came and now we're climbing a–top of him guiding his now semi–hard as he's babbling "N–no, not y.. yet..! i– It's too *sensitive*, s–stop..!" and we're just teasing, reader sliding his t!p through her sopping, drenched pu$s folds before swallowing the head as he's clenching his jaw and trying to prevent choked mewls escaping but then we shove ourselves all the way down and he's throbbing, twitching, and pulsating inside having resorted to PRAYING in High–Valyrian

or angry s£x w/ Aemond after we purposefully call him a "hound" or say he's "like a dog in heat" and he's now all embarrassed since he thinks Aegon put us up to this because of what happened in the brothel w/ *cough* Madam Sylvie *cough* (pedo... but said in a British way) and he's now making us RUT against his dragon–riding leather boots to prove his point then he fu€ks us from behind, back arched and arse perked up while he stands and hugs our ass with his pelvis and hips, 'growling' into our ear and forbading us to NEVER speak to Aegon again even though we never did :(

also this is based off of the song ♪ can't get you out of my head ♪ by Kylie Minogue with witch!reader (not Alys Rivers coded though), what if we were to plague him w/ lewd, lustful tho(ugh)ts (of his own) and really vivid *wet* dreams (he wakes up in a pool of his own c0m£ let's be real, his shift/small clothes sticking to his sensitive c0€k) and he can't help but get a b0n£r anytime he's around us because of the energy we exude and like not to involve voodoo dolls or anything but it's kind–a similar, whenever witch!reader m4$tu7b4t£s (fingers herself, humps against her– HIS pillow) he physically feels HER sensations and he can't do anything but squirm in public and attempt to hide his bulge and the only reason why they've got this connection is because they both 'fancy' each other and we manifested this red string theory w/ #goodvibesonly

OKAY last one *i promise*, Aemond finding reader reading straight up p0rn, i mean a smut filled tome and he's 'skimmed' (Aegon suggested it to him saying it was an 'informational' novel which Aemond could "learn a thing or two" from but after the first few pages he slammed it shut and scurried off humiliated hiding his b0n£r 🤗) and she's clenching her thighs together thinking that she's SO sly and secretive but he sees right through her and we don't notice him coming behind us whispering huskily "care to read aloud? i've *always* enjoyed a bed–time story" and then he continues to fu€k us by making us read the book so he can do EVERYTHING that's in it to us and don't be fooled to think he's all 'confident', he's cherry–red in the face because he can't believe such filth can be written for 1, and 2, he caught US reading that and now we're reciting from it so... i mean technically he does end up reading Aegon's recommendation 🤭

I LIED! *last one*, and this refers to 🪴 nonnie's interest in Aegond and it's a threesome m/m/f with reader, and we've noticed Aemond's strained dynamic and relationship with his older brother Aegon so we attempt to help them by... fu€k!ng them both. guiding them to kiss one another and it's all shy pecks and curiousity getting the better of them then Aemond turning to us because he wants to *so* badly £at our pu$s so we 'allow' him and in the mean time Aegon actually sees that Aemond is just a big softie who isn't 'scary' when he's pu$s¥–drunk and he's then undoing Aemond's linens before revealing his bare ass and before you know it, it's an eiffel tower (not really but you get the picture) w/ Aemond in the middle as a switch, reader as the sub and Aegon as the top x <3

I’m just gonna go reread this all over because HOLY FUCK DO THESE SOUND DELICIOUS IM LITERALLY SALIVATING IMAGINING ALL OF THESE THOTSSSSBSIZHWIZGIAHAA

You are amazing I LOVE THESE THANK YOU

[theplantnook]

The Plant Nook

Welcome to the world of houseplants! Whether you’re a seasonal plant parent or just starting out taking care of houseplants can be a rewarding or therapeutic hobby I myself have been collecting houseplants for about a year now and want to share some advice that I have received over the past year. Anyone can have success in owning a houseplant and it is time to embrace your green thumb as they say.

Why Houseplants?

Houseplants are more than just decor. They can improve several aspects of your life such as air quality, boosting your mood, and even increase productivity. Nothing is more exciting than seeing a new leaf starting to emerge from your plant. If you’re new to plant care feel free to check out this guide for more information to get more success in your journey.

Essential Houseplant Care Tips

1. Light: Different houseplants require different types of light settings. Some thrive in bright, inderect light, while others prefer low light. Your Plant will tell you whether it needs more or less light this can include yellowing or browning leaves, lopsided growth, leaf size, etc.

2. Watering: A common mistake that people make is overwatering or under watering. Some people water on a schedule however this may not work for everyone. In most cases it is better to let the soil dry out before watering. For additional information on watering here is a helpful guide.

3. Humidity: Many houseplants come from tropical environments meaning that they love humidity. Grouping plants or adding a humidifier can help maintain the right moisture for your plants.

4. Soil and Fertilizer: Use the right soil mix for your plants and fertilize them during the growing season. For my houseplants I prefer to make my own chunky soil mix. I have also had a lot of success with this fertlizer

Beginner Friendly Houseplants

If you’re new to the hobby there are plenty of options to start your journey. Some of my favorite houseplants include: monstera deliociosa, money tree, pothos, and snake plant. For more plant suggestions feel free to check out this list:

Share Your Plant Journey

One of the joys of plant care is connecting with others who share your passion. Feel free to share your experiences and your favorite plants. Let’s learn together. 🪴

[rereadanon]

I’m on time for Macy’s Tag Game Tuesday! Thank you @celestialmickey @suzy-queued and @deedala!

name: Anna 🍌

age: 38 😬

pronouns: she/her

your sun sign, MBTI type, and enneagram type (google them if you’re not sure!): Sagittarius and google says my enneagram is 2 ✌🏻

how tall are you? I am 5’6”! 🩳

what color are your eyes? Green

the last time you saw a movie in theaters (bonus: what was it?): this took a little research but it was Spiderman No Way Home 🕷️🤦‍♂️

favorite dessert: right now it is Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars, the vanilla ones with the chocolate and almonds 🍦

outer space or the ocean? The ocean 🐟🐠🦀🐙🐬

you’re in a McDonald’s drive thru, what are you ordering? If I am sober it’s a McCrispy but if I’m not sober it is for sure 20 chicken nuggets🐣

are you good with plants? I’m okay, I have a few but honestly they have only survived because someone else here remembers to water them 🪴

would your current self and high school self get along? I take that quote “be who your younger self needed” very seriously, so I think so! I think my younger self might be a little shocked, but not really in a bad way 👯‍♀️

a food you can’t stand: peas 🫛 🤢

something you’d do if money were no object: take a cooking class in ever country I can get to! Vietnam! Mongolia! All across Africa and South and Central America! 👩‍🍳

the last app you opened on your phone (tumblr doesn’t count!): ugh TikTok 📱

and finally, compliment yourself! Listen. Listen! You are doing better than expected! Everyone is alive! Your oldest said they are having a great summer! You put a sentence into the notes app for a possible ficlet last night! You got your homework in on time! You are great! 🖤

Tagging pals @gallawitchxx @sluttymickey @whatwouldmickeydo @heymrspatel @gardenerian @creepkinginc @mishervellous @crossmydna @thisdivorce @michellemisfit @vintagelacerosette @metalheadmickey @mickeysgaymom @palepinkgoat @howlinchickhowl and everyone else if they are so inclined but otherwise if you are reading this I love you!

[ellecdc]

the plants are so perfect, i wish i could keep plants alive unfortunately that’s just not the type of girl i am

i am so jealous !!!

Oh girl, the amount of plant blood on my hands *does the sign of the cross*

I’m old now but I’ve been fuckin around with plants for years and these are the ones who choose to stay in what could be described as a toxic relationship with yours truly:

Pilea: I’ve moved away and left him to dry up for like a month and not watered him, bounces back quick and super easy to propagate - he does best if you hang him in a window with indirect sunlight.

ZZ plant: he’s been through the wringer, probably like 3-4 years old now?? Moved 2.5 provinces in the winter (I just did the math = 2200km) *toxic to animals if ingested*

Snake plant: the real MVP, THRIVES OFF NEGLECT - ignore him and he’s fine. Rn he’s in my bathroom with NO windows or natural light, he doesn’t even have enough soil in his pot and he’s still growing new shoots, you can see where my cats have literally CHEWED on him and he’s like ��yeah that’s chill” and he’s also like 4-5 years old, also moved him halfway cross the country in the winter

Can’t remember the name of this bad guy but I swear he continues to grow new leaves just out of pure spite. He’s like “you wanna ignore me???? Ignore THIS” he also doesn’t have enough soil and has also been ignored for a month at a time

Okay sorry for this unsolicited advice 🫢 love you thanks so much for indulging me 😭😭💖💖🪴

[heymrspatel]

✨A Very 2023 Tag Game✨

i was tagged by the queen herself @celestialmickey and my beloveds @gardenerian @creepkinginc @sleepyfacetoughguy @metalheadmickey @shameless-notashamed @gallawitchxx @howlinchickhowl @rereadanon @y0itsbri @smokey-mickey *deep breath* i'm hugging all of you! 💙

hello, my name is: julissa 🫡

i live in: nyc 🍎

in 2023 i’ll be turning: into a hot bitch hopefully

describe your 2022 in 3 words: oof, ouch, yay! *right clicks for synonyms* enlightening, harrowing, hopeful

3 words you hope will describe your 2023: adventurous, effervescent, peaceful

something you’re looking forward to this year: omg seeing my nephew graduate high school and go off to college. very bizarre since i still see him as that little kid that would follow me everywhere... time.

something you want to accomplish this year: i want to start sketching how i used to. and i really want to get back into landscapes but digitally now! learn how to draw the elements on good ol' procreate 🥰

somewhere you’d like to travel to this year: do you want the full list? lol realistically, my friend and i were just discussing if iceland is doable! or wales! but also i've got a few states in mind 😉

something you’d like to do more of in 2023: drink more water, move and go outside in order to feel good, laugh, hug, kiss, love.

and finally, what’s your 2023 mantra? breathe and jump in

estoy tarde bebés! and idk who's done this but i'll tag a few babes that have my heart @whatwouldmickeydo @whatthebodygraspsnot @iansfreckles @you-are-so-much-better-than-that @squidyyy23 if you would like! if not, i'm just giving you a little plant 🪴

[hellolovers13]

I've published my first fic after not writing for almost ten years in September. Never would've believed I'd have twelve stories and some 90k words by the end of 2022.

So, I thought I'd make a little list of all my works this year (tbh this has been sitting in my drafts for a while, but I figured the end of the year would be a good time to post this.)

Once again, thank you so much @liberty-barnes for enduring my crazy writing schedule and all the last minute beta-ing you've had to do.

💞Up on the Roof with a School Girl Crush💞

Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson | Mature | 4k | Meet Cute

Harry was just trying to get some work done and have a quiet night in. He did not expect to become host to a drunken Louis, who had overestimated his Halloween costume's ability to fly.

👗I Hope We Never Change👗

Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson | Explicit | 13k | Angst

“I just wanted to try how it feels.” “The clothes?” Niall asked. Harry nodded. “Is that, that's too weird right, I shouldn't-” “Hey, stop it. I told you already, it's not weird. It's just how you feel. That's okay. You can try whatever you want, okay. And you can always, always talk to me. Remember that.” or Harry is confused about everything, so is Louis. At least they have Niall.

🪴Plant New Seeds🪴

Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson | T | 2k | Meet Cute

L: i think i might have a watering ghost. There’s water on that plant and it sure wasn’t me Z: 👻💦 either that or you’re just sleepwalking. Best guess is still the magical plant thing. Lemme know if you find your princess 😘 or Someone was desperately trying to keep Louis' poor houseplant alive.

🏥haunted🏥

Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson | M | 1k | TW: Miscarriage, Stillbirth

Before 24 weeks it's considered a miscarriage, not a stillbirth. No matter that he had to go through labour. No matter that he was holding his child in his arms.

🍼fragile line🍼 (second part to haunted)

Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson | M | 2k | TW: Talk of Abortion and Suicide, Mention of previous Miscarriage, Stillbirth

Now, five different fonts told him the same thing. Pregnant.

🌃Chicago🌃

Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson | Gen | 3.5k | Getting Back Together

They hadn't seen each other in four years, why was Louis still writing songs about Harry? Larry take on the song Chicago

🎄Every Snowflake Is Different (Just Like You) 🎄

Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson | E | 20k | Meet Cute

Turns out, getting snowed in with your not quite One-Night Stand wasn’t actually that bad. But the snow wouldn’t last forever. Was there a chance for love even after the snow had melted?

👄Slow Hands👄

Harry/Niall Harry/Louis | E 3k | Smut

“Wait. So when you say you’re genderfluid, that means sometimes you’re a girl, right?” “Uh, yeah.” “So when I asked what you’d do if you were a girl and you said ‘Niall’. Does that apply now?”

📞Love In Conversation 📞

Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson | T | 5k | Meet Cute

King Arthur Baking Hotline. Your bread fell flat. Your cookies crumbled. Who do you turn to? The King Arthur Baker's Hotline. or Louis has a severe baking breakdown. Thankfully, he gets help from baking-hotline operator Harry.

❄️love drunk, waiting on a miracle ❄️ Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson | T | 15.6k | Coffeshop AU

Harry has a bit of a crush on a customer. Thankfully, the feeling is mutual. These are their first 24 days together.

🍆Pretty Miscalculations🍆

Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson | E | 5.2k | Smut

After rudely interrupting Louis’ Christmas shopping, Louis offers Harry a choice and an opportunity to try out his new purchases. Inspired by this post

🍼known it all this time (of tiktok's and baby making)🍼

Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson | E | 1.7k | Smut

If Harry doesn't stop sending Louis those videos, who knows what's gonna happen.

[aradiyatoys]

🎉 [NEW PATTERN RELEASE] 🎉 Please welcome Friendy Luna 🧝‍♀️ with Kawaii Sprout! 🪴 Once upon a time, there was a kind and curious elf girl named Friendy Luna. Luna loved spending time in her garden, where she grew all sorts of plants and flowers. One day, she discovered a small sprout 🌱 that was struggling to survive. She carefully tended to it, giving it just the right amount of sunlight ☀️ and water, and soon it began to thrive. To her surprise, Luna soon realized that this was no ordinary sprout. It was alive and could move around on its own! Luna was overjoyed to have such a special companion and named it Sprout. Sprout would accompany Luna wherever she went, perched in a little pot on her shoulder. Together, Luna and Sprout explored the woods, played in the sunshine, and learned new things about the world around them. They were the best of friends, and Luna couldn’t imagine her life without her beloved Sprout 🥰 Friendy Luna with Kawaii Sprout is the twelfth doll from the “AradiyaToys Friendies” collection. I always had a special connection with elf characters when I was a child, so now I’m very happy to be able to create an elf doll myself! She has been in my sketchbook for a long time, and now she’s finally here! I hope you enjoy making your own Friendy Luna! 🥰 The pattern is already available in English, German, French, Spanish, Portuguese, Italian and Dutch here -> https://etsy.me/42Uk8b6 💛💙 This pattern has been tested, proofread and translated by incredibly talented girls: Celine, Isa, MJ, Clarissa, Sabrina, Roberta and Gwendoline! Special thanks and welcome to our little team dear Sarah, who made German translation for Friendy Luna for this release! Thank you very much, dear friends! You all are amazing! 😘

[tonberry-yoda]

AAAA I HOPE IM NOT TOO LATE HELLO- I’ve requested some stuff from you anonymously for a while and you’re one of my inspirations for branching out starting on tumblr so thank you! Your writing brings me a lot of serotonin in tough times so I appreciate you very much! (Also now having the guts to not ask on anon for the first time too)

I’d like a romantic JJBA Part 3 matchup please! (Crusaders only if possible)

No preference on name

Sexuality: Pansexual

Personality: Im very curious and kind, i’m kind of shy at first when meeting someone new but when I get to know the person more and feel comfortable I can become very fun and energetic! According to my friends (and parents included..) I have a psychopathic laugh thats contagious LMAO (I think its cool) A lot of times. A lot of times I can be very hard on myself and give up easily, but when reminded of my strengths (especially by someone I deeply care for) my confidence and motivation sky rockets sometimes lmao. I have a huge witch aesthetic going on right now, so things like tarot, palm readings, crystal pendulams and jaring herbs and stuff are very fun and pleasing to me! Some fun facts: Im always cold (hence why I dress cozy all the time) when im holding something while trying to sleep (like a pillow) i’ll doze off instantly! And my favorite colors are orange, green, burgundy and black!

Hobbies include!: Studying tarot! (I give fortune readings to family members and to myself) Videogames, teaching myself how to knit, taking care of my cat Ivy, and also studying plants to one day have a nice garden 🪴 I also love listening to music, I actually like all kinds of music and I like to spread out and listen to different things, however Phonk, Pop and Rock are my top 3 favs. When im just chilling and vibing in my room i’ll put on Lo-fi or calming/serene meditation music.

The way I present myself is relatively simple, I love long and baggy clothes, hoodies, sweaters, turtle necks, just a LOT of comfy and cozy vibes. I dont like wearing short skirts but I LOVE wearing long dresses to just flow around in. However one day I’d really really like to wear a fancy sparkly suit 🥹 As for color schemes, def on the darker tone! But every now and then i’ll rock something bright!

What i’d what in the relationship is mainly just someone being there and present for me, its not about being alone but just more of just KNOWING someone is there for me physically or not. Kind gestures that are even super small to most will literally make me melt. I also LOVE being able to take care of my partner, making them dinner/coffee/tea, you name it. If they got hurt? Im patching them up, nightmare? Im comforting them the moment they wake up. Getting them water, a coat, you name it. I also love giving gifts that I made, i’d also spoil them rotten with store bought gifts but they can expect a LOT of handmade crafts and DIYs LOL

I hope this is enough and again, thank you so so much for taking the time out of your day to read this! Sorry if it was really long 💀

OH MY GOODNESS YOU DONT KNOW HOW MUCH THAT MEANS TO ME!! everyone has been so kind about my writing i cant believe there was a time where i didnt share my fics. bonkers. but seriously, thank you so much for the kind words!! you are so sweet and it is so nice to see you off of anon! :) i have the PERFECT character for you!! i really hope you'll agree!

the character I chose for you is...

AVDOL!!!

like tarot reading?!??! SAY NO MORE

this man's life is literally tarot

you do readings for him and he does reading for you

he also will teach you new stuff too

this man will boost your confidence

like he will always remind you how amazing and beautiful you are

ALWAYS COLD YOU SAY?!??!???! this man has got you 100% expect warm hugs and just warmth whenever you're by his side :)

uh oh i guess you got to hold him now when you sleep so you can have some amazing sleep... that's too bad 👀👀👀

please knit him things he will love you forever and ever

your cat loves him

like will not stop sitting on his lap whenever he is over lmaooo

will help you plan for your future garden

will hang out with you and just listen to music in peace while you plan or while he helps you learn some more fortune teller tricks

thinks you look BEAUTIFUL in dresses and skirts frrrr like it is his favorite style. will 100% buy you some skirts and dresses from egypt

he will buy you that sparkly suit because you would rock it

he will also get himself a sparkly suit so you match

he is always there for you, whether his arm is around you or you know that he is always supporting you

he will blush when you bring him nice things or do nice acts for him

he appreciates it, but tells you that you dont need to do all that for him, but you do it anyway lol

spoil him rotten and he will be a blushy baby boy about it

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matchup rules --- pinned post

@tonberry-yoda