#It's so aggressively German lmao

[adulthumanproblem]

Apparently it was some sort of meme for German bands/artists to cover Electric Callboy's Hypa Hypa in their style???

And for Nico and Kevin to join them in the videos in costume??

It's so amazing!

[minzapinza]

people always bring up that German is an aggressively language (not true btw.) which is mostly based on unfamiliar sounds and most of their impressions being Hitler speeches or parodies thereof

But they somehow never bring up the fact that the most common colloquial word for "to get" is "kriegen" which means "to war"

[li-an-nie]

Blue Lock Headcanoas!!

mainly complementary for my ao3 Bastard Truth, but also just thought of them on the way

in no particular order

Hiori:

he’s a lot harsher and more honest/crude with his roommates Isagi, Kurona and Yukimura than with others

usually very nice and sweet to strangers and new friends, as we can see with his first meeting with Isagi and Nanase, obviously on the soccer field he’s more aggressive, but now that he has found his true purpose and he has gotten comfortable with his friend group, he lets himself much more loose

we’ve already seen that in the manga but he loves talking in gaming terms because our boy is a certified  g a m e r

Kurona:

falls asleep like a statue with his face to the ceiling, but after falling asleep he will move around a LOT, even accidentally waking himself up sometimes lmao (already mentioned that)

there was one time where he woke everyone up by pushing a lamp down the table, that’s how everyone ended up knowing

no confirmed family, but I like to imagine he has sisters that used to play with his hair (and he also likes to play with his hair since he was small). So they would always end up making braids into it, and he picked up that habit as well

he’s a simple soul but cares a great deal about his friends, and can pick up on small social cues, not as well as Hiori who does it with his analytical mind, but Kurona does it by intuition and it works really well sometimes (sometimes not so)

every joke that comes from his mouth is also a genuine question

in another universe, he would be my cute little pet shark, accompanying me on my daily morning seafish massacres

Yukimura:

Kaiser:

mentally unstable, sometimes has suicidal thoughts, but strongly suppresses them

takes different medication to function, from mood stabilizers to sleeping pills

if he doesn’t take sleeping pills, he can’t fall asleep as he will just keep repeating his ptsd flashbacks in his head

he doesn’t really like sleeping on the soft mattress that he gets in hotels or initially in the Blue Lock facility, will sometimes end up sleeping on the floor, but he complained about it to Ego and he made him a custom mattress

very tech-inept (usually that’s a fun character quirk, in this case not so much…)

can use basic features of a phone, knows what social media is but barely uses it outside of interviews

likes to read after he learned reading (confirmed canon)

he sometimes thinks about his mom… once in a year maybe. But when he does, he’ll think about her a lot. Every possible scenario. Every what-if. Until he represses all his thoughts for another year

his eyeliner is not just for show. it partly is, but it’s also yet another thing to set himself apart from his dad

he has terrible handwriting, but he has perfected his autograph to a T and it looks so elegant and beautiful you wouldn’t even fathom that his usual writing looks like doctors’ notes

his parents met at the Berlinale

Isagi:

he really wasn’t trying to hide his injuries very much because when it comes to things outside his expertise, which is soccer and keeping his schedule, he tends to be a bit klutzy

yes, he has metavision and it helps him outside of the soccer field as well, but that’s more for short-term unexpected scenarios

spoiler

Also I was recently looking at Isagi’s profile again and his strengths/weaknesses are very relatable lmao

Strengths: Finding the good in others.

Weakness: Looking too much at other’s expressions.

Tell me that's not a good boy who truly cares about others??? (and then on the soccer field he won't give a f* lmao)

Noa:

he’s French, but his personality is so stereotypically German omg, according to his wiki he’s been like that since small but I like to imagine that he picked up some habits from his German colleagues

this is fun because now I can imagine all the German stereotypes on him lmao

he doesn’t like being late and he hates it when others are late

he has no sense of humour

he wears socks under sandals

at the beach he reserves seats by putting a towel on them (it’s not part of the rules, but at the beach there are no rules)

he doesn’t necessarily like Japanese polite nature, but he acknowledges its strengths (which is why he was even more surprised when he met Ego with his very untypical crude nature)

more on the way!

[hauntingofhouses]

Blue Eye Samurai characters as animals

First of all, let me just reassert my dog Taigen agenda.

Like I keep talking about it but this man really growls and barks like a dog, and yaps and follows Mizu around like a puppy.

I don't know much about dog breeds but my first thought was German Shepherd for Taigen. Typical guard dog you know? Fierce, aggressive, loyal, and very disciplined when trained.

Or maybe he'd be an Akita? Since that's a Japanese dog breed, and they're also large and powerful. They're quite similar to German Shepherds, not only in appearance, but they're also good as guard dogs and hunting dogs, though they're less predictable and not as family-friendly.

Also in Japanese folklore, dogs tend to be seen as auspicious guides and protectors that have the power to resist evil spirits and demons. Dog statues are often placed at city gates to ward off thieves and robbers. Ties back to guard dog behaviour lmao, and brings to mind how the Shogun praised Taigen's loyalty and specifically requested that Taigen be one of the people guarding him at his side.

Okay next, moving on, let's talk about cat Mizu, which I've also talked about before, but okay. Just look at this.

Neko Mizu my beloved.....!!! Scrunkly and scrungy. Graceful predators, introverted and mysterious, but feisty, unassuming little creatures of chaos. WILL scratch you without hesitation.

Also I think she'd specifically be a black cat, because of the prejudice towards black cats as "unlucky." Similar to how Mizu is discriminated against as people believe she's a "monster."

It's also interesting to note that cats have several different forms within Japanese folklore, from the deadly and malevolent nekomata, to shapeshifting bakeneko, to the waving figurine of the maneki-neko placed in shops to bring in prosperity. Some theorise that the diverse range of folklore stories regarding cats is related to how the species is not indigenous to Japan, which is also interesting when you recall that Mizu is mixed race.

I feel that she could honestly be any domestic black cat, but if I had to choose a specific breed, then I think she'd suit a Bombay. Very glossy black coats. Muscular but lean. Very panther-like. Only thing is that Bombays are known for their special copper eyes, but the fact that eye colour is a notable thing about their breed is also a very interesting parallel.

And I know I said in my previous post (linked above) that Ringo is the exhausted but loving caretaker of the two of them, but Ringo has an animal form too! He's a tanuki, also known as Japanese raccoon dogs! In folklore, they're silly little guys, happy and mischievous, a little absent-minded and goofy, but they're shapeshifting masters of disguise.

Also, in canon, Ringo literally lived with a family of tanuki during winter at some point in his life! He talks about this when he meets Mizu in the first episode. Image below is a concept of a deleted scene, courtesy of Brian Kesinger, the show's head of story.

Next, Akemi. Now, I know she has all that bird symbolism going on, but Mizu also had horse symbolism (due to her connection with her horse Kai). So, personality and design-wise, I don't think the symbolism has to necessarily match up. And with that said, I would like to propose another idea: I think Akemi is more like a fox!

Like I'm convinced she is in fact a beautiful kitsune in disguise. Because kitsunes in Japanese folklore are known to shapeshift into beautiful women, and are very elegant, cunning and intelligent, which seems a lot like Akemi to me!

So yeah that's it. They're a bunch of cute animals. The end.

[hiskillingjar]

Hiii!!! What type of music do you think that ren, strade and lawrence would listen to??

ahhh that's a fun question!

ren 🦊

in short: girl music lol

he loves idol groups, j-pop and k-pop. the more cute girls the better!

he also loves vocaloid. miku is his favourite because he's a basic

he's also not at all above a taylor swift, a mitski, a girl in red, a caroline polachek. sad girls singing about their sad lives. he relates to that

when he's feeling especially angsty he might dip into sad boy emo music, but not often.

you know his ass listened to preacher's daughter by ethel cain and he cried for like three days about it. me too, buddy

law 🥀

law isn't so much a music listener as they are a sound listener

a lot of white and brown noise.

they tune their radio between channels and listen to the fuzz to go to sleep

when they do listen to music, it's either like. aggressive harsh noise or really delicate instrumental music. very little vocals, just something occupy their thoughts

they could be convinced by death grips, machine girl, harsh noise made by trans women

it has to be like a brutal assault on the senses for law to be into it though

strade 🔨

dad rock lmao

like he's kind of an old school 80s metal head. metallica, iron maiden, dio, he's all about that shit

sings along super embarrassingly to metal in the car or when he's working.

he gets super involved, drum solos on the steering wheel, headbanging, all of that

has a similar fondness for cringey american rock and country music. anything that gets him in the groove he's into

he's also maintained a fondness for german rock, techno, industrial from his berlin party boy phase but he doesn't keep that up to date with it

he's got a rammstein shirt in his closet. i see this in my mind's eye

[cannibalindsm]

So, you´re some kind of Kazeki expert, right ?

Do you know if the characters are from specific part of France (town/région) ? Asking for absolutely no reason in particular

There are a few places confirmed!!

Serge is from Paris, as that's where Aslan and Paiva were from.

Gilbert is from Marseille.

Pascal and Patricia are from Lyon.

Renault is from somewhere in Southern Italy, I'm assuming Campania, Basilicata, or Sicily since those regions are good for farming.

AS FOR THE REST OF THEM!! There's not confirmation, but we can make educated guesses!! These are all my GUESSES and obviously not canon.

For Carl and Sebastien, "Massier" is a surname that traces back to the Guyenne region, which in the modern day is Nouvelle-Aquitaine, where the city of Bordeaux is!

Stachler isn't a French name, but instead is a German name most commonly found in Bavaria. The name "Stachler" is also a nickname for an aggressive person, and I think that's interesting considering Kurt's is the more aggressive and hot-headed one of the group.

Nercroix is a name that doesn't fucking exist lmao, but neither does my last name anymore...Nekka and I in the same boat. But the name "Necroix" definitely sounds French.

"Florian" is a common last name in multiple countries, however, I think he's Polish! Mostly based off this panel where, instead of roses, poppy flowers are used, and poppies are the national flower of Poland

Florian is actually more common as a first name, but it can be used as a surname too. It's most commonly found in the North Rhine-Westphali region of Poland, but can be found everywhere across the country!

Rosemarine is said to be Scandinavian, Denmark is the closest to France, so my assumption is that he's Danish specifically.

And Jules is French, "Ferrier" is a name commonly found in the Auvergne-Rhône-Alpes, so that again, is my guess!

[soggyriceee]

Moth to a flame part 3?

Moth To A Flame | Konig NSFW

| first of all, I just wanna say thank you for all the support on this story. when I say I was not expecting to make this a series I wasn't. I literally was listening to the song and got some really good inspiration for a quick little smut and kept it pushing lmao. im so glad you guys like it and I hope to write more long stories in the future! in this part I will say Konig is a little crazy, and a lot of mentions about stalking, mommy king(hehehe), and aggressive sex are mentioned. also horrible German translation. if these are any triggers to you please please do not read this part! thank you again ily all sm <3 |

four months have passed since you moved away. you and your boyfriend now live in New York, working a daytime job as a school nurse. you finally decided to put your college degree to work. your boyfriend worked at the same company, got a raise and is planning on taking you both out to Cancun for the summer. and of course,

you got the abortion.

it was the least you could do to help make your boyfriend feel better. the last thing you needed was to be alone in New York, a city too big for someone to learn on their own. you were happy. contempt. Konig was out of your life and you were able to focus on your boyfriend now.

however, arguments and trust issues were inevitable after what happened. as much as your boyfriend loved you, he couldn't trust that the same thing would happen again. whether it was Konig or someone else. a ring light camera was placed at the front of your apartment door, checked by him every night for Konig but also any suspicious activity. "its more so for our safety." he had told you a few days ago. but you knew it was more to prove his doubts wrong.

Konig harnt reached out to you. he was blocked on everything, completely ghosted. but you knew that wouldn't stop him from looking for you. you just hoped it wasn't anytime soon. the abortion was already a big step into the right path for you, Konig coming in and ruining that path was not what you needed. you were happy where your life was now, you were happy with your boyfriend. Konig would never be an issue again.

that was until you heard a knock at the door of your office. "come in~" you said sing songly, expecting another high schooler to come in with some lame excuse to be here and not in class. you paid no mind to when the door open, finishing putting the rest of the cough drops into the jar. "what can I help you with?" you asked, back still turned.

it was quiet for a moment. then, you felt two strong arms wrapping around your waist. you gasped, turning quickly. there, Konig looked down at you, a wide spread smile on his face. "Meine Liebe, ich habe dich so sehr vermisst.." he whispered, leaning down placing a gentle kiss on your forehead.

to say your heart felt like it would jump out your body was a humungous understatement. you know it wasn't your fault this time it was happening. but you still felt beyond guilty, and most of all scared. pushing him back, you moved to the front of your desk. " h-how.. how did you find me- how did you get in?" you asked, trying to swallow the lump in your throat. "dont worry about that my love.. im here now. im here to take you back home." he said, tilting his head slightly.

he looked around, humming softly. "this is a cute office. very you like." he said, smiling at the photos of you and students you had grown close to over the last few months. but he didnt really care about that. he cared about getting you back to "home". "I am home Konig. you need to leave me alone im serious this time. im happy here im happy with-"

"but you aren't. I know you aren't. I know you miss me meine liebe. I miss you too. think about you all the time." he said, another smile coming across his face. he moved closer to you but you backed away. he sighed, crossing his arms. he was unhealthy. he needed serious help. help you simply couldn't offer him. "how long are you going to play this game." he said, his tone more serious, his eyes shooting you daggers.

"im not playing a game Konig you need to move on. you cheated many times. you lost your chance to be with me." you said, looking to his side. he wasn't one to get angry, so you weren't worried about that. you were worried about falling for his gaze, his puppy eyes. " gosh those were mistakes. I regret it. I love you. I love you please come back to me." he begged, his voice going from demanding to desperate.

he moved forward again, this time following you until your back hit the wall.

shit.

he placed an arm on the side of your head, the other moving for your chin. smiling, he tilted his head. "dont you see.. no matter where you go, how many phone numbers you make. ill find you, like I always do. and ill fuck you good, like I always do. ill have you leave him and be with me. who you really wanna be with." he whispered, his eyes moving down from your lips to your covered breasts. your chest rose and fell quickly, tears brimming your eyes. you hated him. but you hated him even more because you know he was right. he always fucks you good. he always finds you.

"please.. please leave me alone." you whimpered, fighting back the tears. he ignored your cries and moved his hand to your tummy, frowning. "our baby.. where is it? you should be a lot bigger by now." he said, stepping back a bit.

at that moment you had remembered the abortion, cursing yourself for allowing it to slip your mind so quickly. "where is our baby?" he asked again, his eyes going back to dark, angry ones. you opened your mouth to say words, but none came out. what were you to say? what if he really got angry with you this time? but he had the right to know. and you knew that. after all, he was the father.

"i..I aborted it Konig.. it wouldn't have grown up with its real father anyways." you replied after a moment. you couldn't bring yourself to look at him. you knew all to well he wasn't going to have a pleased look on his face.

silence filled the large room until finally, he spoke up. "well. we can always try again." he said, turning to the chair at your desk. he rolled it out, sitting on it. "come here." he said, patting his lap. but you didnt move. he smiled, shaking his head. "always been defiant. I remember when we first got together I had to train that pretty little mouth of yours to not talk back to me. now look at you. thats what happens when you mess with boys, libeling. not men."

his words didnt bother you in an annoyed or angry way. unlucky for you, it made you clench around nothing. and he knew it did. he knew you loved being talked down on while being treated like a princess. he knew exactly how to turn you on and he was abusing that knowledge right now. " I bet you missed being thrown around, fucked like some worthless toy and then babied right after. dont you?" he stood from the chair, making his way back over to you. " you miss your mouth getting fucked, filled with cum. swallowing it all. making a mess on my dick.. fuck I think about it all the time. those pretty little eyes of yours looking up at me. mascara running down your face while I slide myself down that tight, tight fucking throat of yours." he said, looking down to your throat before quickly looking back into your eyes.

wet wasn't even the word to describe the situation going on in your underwear. you cursed yourself mentally for allowing him to talk to you like this. but you couldn't stop him. because he was right. your boyfriend, no matter how hard he tried, simply couldnt man handle you the way you loved. the way you needed. he was gentle, afraid to leave so much as a hickey on you. but he was slowly becoming more open to it, especially since seeing Konig pounding you from behind. he wanted you to stay, he didnt want you to move on to another. or back to Konig.

"Konig you need to leave.. im not coming back to you. you messed up far too man-"

" so let me make it up to you libeling.. lassen Sie mich um Sie kümmern.." he was now standing right infront of you, looking down at you. you couldnt look away. the way he spoke to you in his mother tongue turned you on, always. even if you couldnt understand every word, his deep voice and accent made it hot. his hand slid up your nursing shirt, gripping your covered breast. you bit down on your lip, closing your eyes. you couldnt give in. not this easy.

shoving his hand down, you stepped away. "Konig leave or ill call the police. ill write a restraining order anything to get you away from me." you finally said, fixing your shirt. "your so hot when you try to act all tough maus.. fuck its making me so hard." he said, pulling at his pants buckle. your eyes flickered down for a few seconds, but it didnt go unnoticed. "see dont fight it maus.. I know you want me to fuck that tight little pussy of yours. make you cum all over me. in this office of yours. you want me to fuck you on your desk huh?" he whispered, unbuckling his pants and slowly pulling his already hard dick out.

the tip literally dripped pre cum, dropping to the floor. it made you whimper, only fueling his craving for you. "Konig.. please leave." you whispered out, but it wasn't confident enough for him to believe. he smirked, turning down towards your chair once again. "maus dont you see how hard I am? I need you. I crave you." he said softly, eyes looking at you so "innocently".

his hand gripped the base of his dick, a sigh coming from him. he leaned over, spitting onto the tip and moving his hand down his shaft, slowly back up. a quiet groan left his lips, his head resting back and looking to you. he sped up his hand movements, keeping eye contact onto you. small, desperate whimpers slipped from his lips as his hips bucked up. "oh maus.. please~" he whimpered, his chest rising fast, falling at the same rate.

you whimpered at him, wanting to go and slide down on his dick. not matter how badly you wanted to keep up with the happiness you had in your life right now, you needed him. he saw your confusion and smiled, taking his other hand and reaching out. you hesitated, but slowly walked over to him. his movements slowed down, his eyes looking up at you. "please.." he whimpered.

you knew this was wrong. and you hated how much he always found a way to wrap you around his finger. how he always managed to get you beneath him, fucking into you relentlessly. and you hated how he always came back into your life when you were happy. you hated how badly you craved him, no matter how far away he was, or how bad he treated you.

you couldn't process anything until you felt him pull you down onto his lips. and you couldnt stop yourself from kissing him back. your hands cupped his face, forcing your tongue into his mouth. he smirked against your lips, pulling you onto his lap. you grazed over his exposed dick, sitting right front of it. you pulled away, a long strong of saliva connecting you two.

" maus.. i wanna fuck you so bad. please." he whispered, his hand sliding up your shirt, pulling your bra down and playing with your nipple. you whimpered, nodding your head quickly. "c-can I lock the door?" you whispered, looking down at him. but he was so focused on your nipples, and playing with himself that he same time. you assumed he didnt care, and continued to pull your shirt up and off.

he wrapped his arms around your waist and stood, sitting you on your desk. "imma fuck you... send you back home with my cum swimming around inside you. you want that?" he said, pulling your pants down. you hated how much you wanted to say yes. it was killing you. but the way his tip ran up and down your slit, teasing your entrance as he whispered filthy words into your ear, you couldnt help but whimper out a pathetic 'yes'.

thats all he needed to hear from you before he slid his full, thick length into your tight cunt, a deep groan coming from him as his head pressed against the top of yours. a gasp slipped from you, your hand covering your mouth. as hot as this was, fucking in your nurse office with the door unlocked, it was risky. in fact, you could loose your job. but he wanted that. he wanted you to have a reason to leave and go back with him, no matter how crazy or detrimental the reason. " so fucking dirty.. getting fucked on your office desk-shit- I bet you want someone to come in here and see this tight cunt getting fucked huh?" he whispered, gripping the back of your head, pulling it so your eyes met his.

he was hot. you couldnt admit it. the way he looked as he fucked you made you go feral. his hair sticking to the top of his forehead, eyes locked onto yours as small whimpers and groans left his pretty little lips. he could say the same for you. the way your tits jerked up and down every thrust he gave, your desk squeaking along with it. your hands gripping onto him as you gave him small, pathetic begs. "say it louder baby.. what do you want? be a big girl for me." he whispered, pulling his now shiny dick out, slamming it back into you. your hands gripped him harder as his grip on your head did too. "f-faster.. please" you finally were able to muster out.

his hips waited no time to move faster, feeling every vein and inch of his thickness move in and out of you. it was heaven. no matter how much you hated him, you couldnt stop yourself from letting him fuck you. anywhere. anytime. you guys were like magnets, no matter how hard you both tried you couldnt keep away from each other.

the more time went on, you realized the tears forming in konigs eyes. they weren't from pleasure either. " k-konig?" you asked, your hands falling to his lower stomach. but he kept going, no matter how hard you tried to stop him, he kept going. "I-i hate you.. so fucking much. I hate y-you because I know I c..I cant live with or without you-fuck.. I-i crave you even when I shouldn't.. I fucking hate you" he cried out, small whimpers coming every now and then from him.

for a moment you had to stop and think about what he just said. but, he didnt give you much time. the more his tears fell the faster and harder his thrusts became. the more aggressive he became. he let go of your head but pushed your body back, your bare back hitting the cold desk, pens and papers falling to the floor. "k-konig" your whimpered, your legs wrapping around his waist. "I-im gonna..cum soon..fuck!" he groaned, his head falling into your chest. his hot tears covered you and you could've sworn you heard 'mommy' fall from his lips every now and then. it made you clench around him seeing him so vulnerable, so emotional while fucking you.

he took one of your legs, pushing it up so your foot rested on top of the desk. his thrusts became deeper, the sound of your moans growing louder. his hand quickly found your mouth, silencing all the whimpers and moans that slipped from you. "m..mommy im cumming~" he cried out, his thrusts becoming more and more sloppy.

his sudden change in persona threw you off guard, but you liked it. too much. the closer he got the more he chanted 'mommy'. and you could tell, he was really close. "m-mommy I-ill hold it back.. ill hold it back till y-you cum first~" he whimpered into your chest, his arms finding your waist and pulling you up into him.

your hands quickly found his hair and tugged it, moaning how good you felt. "k-konig keep going.. im so close~" you moaned, your head falling back off the desk, eyes shutting closed. he growled, slamming deeper into you, stabbing your squishy g spot each time.

the knot in your stomach quickly came undone and not too long after, he came with you, his grip on you tight enough to snap you in half if he really wanted. he whimpered as the last bit of his cum shot into you, small 'plat plat's coming from beneath you two. he pulled out, watching the mix of cum pour out of you as if you were a waterfall, dropping to the floor.

heavy breathing filled the now silent room as you slowly lifted yourself up. "ill get you a paper towel." he said softly, shuffling over to the counter and grabbing the roll. he brought it over, getting to his knees and slowly, spreading your legs. taking the towel he ran over your pussy slow, collecting the cum. it was silent. you didn't know if you should bring up what he said, what he called you.

he sensed your tension and looked up at you from below. "I meant every word I said. I hate you. but I hate you because I love you too much to let you be someone else's. nobody.. nobody has ever made me this crazy.. ever. you've unlocked a part of me that I didn't know existed. I didn't know I had. my heart hurts seeing you happy with someone who isn't me, having a life with someone who isn't me. and what hurts more is to know I caused that." he spoke, his voice soft.

you looked down at him, your chest hurt. you opened your mouth to speak but no words came out. "you dont have to say anything. ill leave you and your boyfriend alone." he stood, throwing the papers away. "im moving back to Germany." he said, looking down at you. and you couldnt lie, your chest felt like it was tightening. tears began to pool but you looked down.

" I leave in three days. I just.. wanted to say goodbye. I guess. I know you hate me, I know you want me to leave. and I love you enough to do anything that will make you happy. if you-"

your hands wrapped around his shirt collar and you pulled him down, slamming your lips to his. his large hands slammed against the sides of you, holding himself up. he immediately kissed back, moaning into the kiss. thats when the tears fell.

"please..please dont leave.." you whispered, pulling away. you looked up at him, looking for anything that said "I won't".. but his lips formed a small smile, his hand meeting your cheek. "your happier without me.. you know you are." "I dont c-care. I cant ha-have you not here. please"

the tears kept falling and he caught each one, flicking them from your face. " oh meine liebe.." he whispered, pulling you into a hug.

✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:

2 years had passed. you were pregnant. again. getting married in a few months too. you were excited because you felt like you were happy, for real this time. you stayed in New York, working at a new school more uptown. it was great, you were happy now.

" okay chicken orrr steak?" you asked your fiancé, rubbing your baby bump as you stared into the fridge. your soon to be husband came behind you, kissing your neck and putting his hand on top of yours. "chicken. we can make Alfredo." he said. nodding, you grabbed the meat, putting it in the sink to defrost.

" ill go run you a bath and we can get ready to go to the bakery. im excited to taste all the new cakes." he said, taking your hand and kissing each knuckle. " me too. especially the Oreo one. pleaseee at least try it. for me." you pouted. "your gonna say no to your pregnant fiancé?" you smirked, pointing to your belly.

you were due exactly 3 months after your wedding. so you both decided now was the perfect time to get married before you both had no time. "I guess I cant huh." he laughed, opening the bedroom door. you sat at the edge, watching his tall stature move to the shared bathroom.

as you watched him from your bed you smiled, thinking of all you both had been through. maybe it was the hormones, but you felt the tears well in your eyes. and it didnt go unnoticed either. " meine liebe? whats wrong?" he asked horridly, rushing over and wiping the tears from your eyes. you smiled and shook your head, placing a high kiss on his cheek.

"I just love you a lot. thats all." you whispered. he smiled, lifting you bridal style before kissing you passionately back. " Ich liebe dich mehr, meine liebe."

| tried to be cool and only highlight when y'all knew he was speaking at the end hehehe anyways guys this is like.. the end! if you guys would want one where the outcome is different and she stays with her current boyfriend lmkk cause I can do that too. but yea like I said thank you all so much for the love on this mini series <333 |

[kneelingshadowsalome]

german anon again: well i cannot really explain the exact feeling i get when konig uses "muschi" (and it is highly subjective anyway!) but it just does not have the same bite as "fotze", which is a synonym and definitely a harsher insult. muschi to me has the silliness of like.. idk. cooter. or poompoom. or punani LMAO. like, it is still sometimes used as an insult or even in the context of dirty talk, but i just cannot take it seriously lmao its so TERRIBLE (and that ive mostly seen it being used by dirty old men on their weird porn blogs here doesnt help)

König must think it's cute and even wholesome to call her that 💀 He totally gets cute aggression with reader but doesn't show it. Or shows it very waywardly 💀💀💀

[unibrowzz]

Song thoughts now that we have a full house yeoooo

Because this year I actually wrote down my immediate thoughts for once lmao

🇦🇱 Shkodra Elektronike- *Zjerm*- Has a good chance of being my favourite entry from them.

🇦🇲 PARG- *Survivor*- I remember listening to it. I remember not hating it. I don't remember particularly liking it.

🇦🇺 Go-Jo- *Milkshake Man*- Probably my favourite of all the aggressively horny rave songs there are this year. That doesn't meant I like it, it just means there's too many aggressively horny rave songs this year.

🇦🇹 JJ- "Wasted Love"- No.

🇦🇿 Mamagama- "Run with U"- Wonder which Scandinavian NF dumpster they stole this one from.

🇧🇪 Red Sebastian: *Strobe Lights*- It doesn't matter what my thoughts are because they'll bugger up the staging and NQ anyway.

🇭🇷 Marko Bošnjak- "Poison Cake"- Eurovision at its worst meets Disney Villain songs at their worst. Just fuckinh awful really.

🇨🇾 Theo Evan- *Ssh*- I forgot I listened to this honestly.

🇨🇿 Adonxs- *Kiss Kiss Goodbye* - Voice is deeper than I expected but that's it.

🇩🇰 Sissal- *Hallucination*- Generic nightclub music, next.

🇪🇪 Tommy Cash- "Espresso Macchiato"- Three fucing minutes of some charmless charisma vacuum going "I cooka di pizza mamma mia make-a me an espresso 🤌" and other vaguely Italian noises. Just feels like a hate crime against Italian people honestly.

🇫🇮 Erika Vikman- *Ich Komme*- Yeah no I don't vibe with this at all lmao

🇫🇷 Louane- *Maman*- Meh.

🇩🇪 Abor & Tynna- *Baller*- Eh. I appreciate the German. That's about it.

🇬🇪 Mariam Shengelia- *Freedom*

🇬🇷 Klavdia: *Asteromata*- It sure is a Greek Entry I guess

🇮🇸 VÆB- "RÓA"- Icelandic Jedward Icelandic Jedward Icelandic Jedward Icelandic Jedward Icelandic Jedw

🇮🇪 Emmy: "Laika Party"- Just feels really disrespectful in a way I can't quite place and I just can't get into it because of that.

🇮🇱 Yuval Raphael- "New Day Will Rise"- genericsadballad.mp3

🇮🇹 Lucio Corsi- *Volevo Essere un Duro*- Ngl I wad expecting something more exciting. Idk the singer just had a vibe yanno?

🇱🇻 Tautumeitas: *Bur man laimi*- Sounds like Balan Wonderworld OST music and I know that game was absolutely bootyhole but I swear the OST was its one saving grace.

🇱🇹 Katarsis- *Tavo Akys*- It's there.

🇱🇺 Laura Thorn- *La poupée monte le son*- Probably my favourite so far ngl.

🇲🇹 Miriana Conte- *Serving (Kant)*- The pun got a laugh out of me, but honestly wouldn't be surprised if this was a shock NQ. You never know with Malta.

🇲🇪 Nina Žižić: *Dobro došli*- Forgot it existed.

🇳🇱 Claude- *C'est la Vie*- Like if you asked one of those AI machines to write a song for France.

🇳🇴 Kyle Alessandro- *Lighter*- It sure exists.

🇵🇱 Justyna Steczkowska- *Gaja*- It sure is a Slavic Entry.

🇵🇹 Napa- *Deslocado*- Boring.

🇸🇲 Gabry Ponte- "Tutta l'italia"- Probably the best thing they've ever sent. Wonder how they'll fuck it up.

🇷🇸 Princ- *Mila*- 💤

🇸🇮 Klemen: *How Much Time do we Have Left?*- Collar tugging awkwardness, I'm okay with sad songs but this is basically just beating the audience with "this is a sad song. You should be sad now. You need to cri".

🇸🇪 KAJ- *Bara bada bastu*- I love it but I REALLY don't wanna return to Sweden again next year. Then again, watching Måns Zelmerlöw seethe would be funny as fuck.

🇨🇭 Zoë Më- *Voyage*- (deep breath) A R T S Y F R E N C H S N O O Z E

🇪🇸 Melody: *Esa diva*- Okay it's official I prefer bitch pop when it's in Spanish.

🇺🇦 Ziferblat: *Bird of Pray*- Feels about 20 years out of date. Boring.

🇬🇧 Remember Monday- *What The Hell Just Happened?*- Best way to describe this is the opening number to a musical a certain flavour of white woman goes absolutely crazy for. I am not that flavour.

[spilledreality]

On conflict theory

Basically, the first serious attempt at creating a scientific field of archaeology was done by 19th century Germans, and they looked around and dug some stuff up and concluded that the prehistoric world looked like the world of Conan the Barbarian: lots of “population replacement,” which is a euphemism for genocide and/or systematic slavery and mass rape. This 19th century German theory then became popular with some 20th century Germans who... uh... made the whole thing fall out of fashion by trying to put it into practice. After those 20th century Germans were squashed, any ideas they were even tangentially associated with them became very unfashionable, and so there was a scientific revolution in archaeology! I'm sure this was just crazy timing, and actually everybody rationally sat down and reexamined the evidence and came to the conclusion that the disgraced theory was wrong (lol, lmao). Whatever the case, the new view was that the prehistoric world was incredibly peaceful, and everybody was peacefully trading with one another, and this thing where sometimes in a geological stratum one kind of house totally disappears and is replaced by a different kind of house is just that everybody decided at once that the other kind of house was cooler. The high-water mark of this revisionist paradigm even had people saying that the Vikings were mostly peaceful traders who sailed around respecting the non-aggression principle. And then people started sequencing ancient DNA and...it turns out the bad old 19th century Germans were correct about pretty much everything. The genetic record is one of whole peoples frequently disappearing or, even more commonly, all of the men disappearing and other men carrying off the dead men's female relatives. There are some exceptions to this, but by and large the old theory wins.

from Mr & Mrs Smith, cf Margulis vs Dawkins, Graeber vs Hobbes, and critiques of Randall Collins's (via Weber) conflict theory

[deathbxnny]

Hi there!

May I request a s/o (with any character you like) platonic who is like Asuka Soryu Langley

Description :

She is stubborn,very proud girl and comes across to others as proud and strong but she having difficulties in express her true feelings to others.

She does not like being looked down upon or told what to do as she wants to be viewed as an adult. She is aggressive and can be very opinionated. However, this personality is a front that protects a very vulnerable and insecure girl, a side which the viewer sees in her dreams or thoughts.

In conclusion:

She hide her truth personality by being agressive toward people and very confident confident to hide her insecure self.

Can I ask the s/o to be no-binary?

Thank you for reading, I hope I don't bother you.

Take care. ༶•┈┈⛧┈♛

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A/N: So, this is so out of order, as I usually do my requests by the oldest to newest. But when I read the name "Asuka", I just HAD to do it! I'm a huge Evangelion fan and especially one of Asuka, (which is probably predictable with me being a German lmao) so you know I was way too excited to see this haha!

Also I wasn't sure what you wanted, because you said "s/o" and then said "platonic", which confuses me. So I decided to make this platonic and a Teen reader, so it fit the character better and hope that's okay with you! And thank you so much for the request, it made me really happy!<33

Featured characters: Jing Yuan, Blade

Content: Mentions of reader being insecure, slight angst, fluff, platonic relationships, teen reader, sfw

Reader has no set pronouns!

((Not fully proofread))

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》Blade

Blade knew right off the bat, that your personality was just a facade. He could practically smell it and was very blunt with you about it too. He didn't care about the insults or rude comments your threw at him after, in fact, it made him just more curious to know what exactly your deal was.

But he didn't pry in the end. He acted indifferent to you and didn't react to your aggression towards him either. He'd just roll his eyes or give you a rude comment back and tell you to leave. Eventually your insecurities began showing themselves, whenever something you did went wrong. Especially during training. He quickly learned that he was right and your proud and loud demeanor was just in act to compensate for your fear of confronting your difficult feelings. And he understood that, as he sometimes felt the same.

He dismissed your attempts at trying to be an adult and you often thankfully listened to him anyways, even if you did it with alot of protesting and complaining, due to how intimidating he was. He made you accept the fact that you were still just a kid by force and that eventually also taught you how to accept yourself. He helped you out alot without even knowing it and for that you were thankful... even if you were too stubborn to ever admit it to him. Not that it matters, as he was too stubborn to ever admit how much he warmed up to you as well.

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》Jing Yuan

Jing Yuan saw through your facade pretty quickly as well and felt bad for you. He knew life must've been really unforgiving to you, if you had to put up such a strong and proud demeanor in order to survive. But you didn't need to do that anymore with him around and he made sure that you'd learn that fast.

He was calm and patient with you, never reacting to your attempts of being rude or insulting either. Instead, he would gently, but firmly tell you to drop the act already and just act your age. He supported you and praised you for everything, even if it was just the completion of a mundane task. He knew that you were insecure about your skills and wanted to make you truly feel more confident this way, which actually worked eventually.

He didn't mind you wanting more independence and was willing to compromise on some things, but he won't hesitate being firm and stern if he has to be. You didn't need to make adult decisions, if he was there and made sure you knew that very well. You began listening to him out of respect, as he did truly seem to care for you as a person and helped you out alot as well. Besides, the least thing you could do is to oblige to some of his requests as a thank you.

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A/N: I hope this is okay and coherent! I'm honestly a little sleep deprived again lately, as usual, but I did my best! Thank you again for the great request!<33

[mcyt-as-birds]

Hey!! I hope I'm not bothering you but I just found your blog (love your blog it's amazing) and, as a fellow mcyt enjoyer & bird enthusiast, I just have to ask you what birds you would assign to Niki, Quackity, Ranboo & Jimmysolidarity, based on their character/personality/looks? I'm just asking because I'm making a mcyt harpy AU and you seem like someone knowledgeable in birds and generally like a cool person so I hope I'm not intruding on your time!

So far I think Niki could be a flamingo (despite looking pretty they're pretty tough lol but I'm having second thoughts on that), Ranboo could be a long bird w long legs (maybe some kind of stork or stilt i dunno), with Quackity I'm torn between a Loggerhead Shrike and a Goldeneye Barrow's duck (or any duck bcs well, it's in his name lol. I actually can't decide if I should go for his dsmp character or general mcyt persona) and Jimmy I have no frickign idea (maybe a canary??? I've been thinking about this for days and I have no clue lmao).

Anyways hope you have a good day/night and once again love your blog :]

AAAAAAA so sorry I didn’t see this ask until now!!!! I’ve been absolutely going through it lately since moving but it’s getting better and I’ve successfully seen and photographed a bunch of new lifer birds so like win!!

So, absolutely depends on which SMP for these characters but if we’re going DSMP for niki, ranboo, and Quackity then these are my assignments;

Niki: my first instinct for niki is American kestrel (Falco sparverius), but she also fits one of the jaeger sp pretty well. Personally I’d go with Parasitic Jaeger (Stercorarius parasiticus) also known as the arctic skua. They’re incredibly skilled aerialists that are called “parasitic” because they pursue other seabirds until they give up their catch and leave it for the jaeger. Girlboss of them. Jaeger is also a German originating word meaning “hunter” so it’s double cool! They look like this! They remind me of marble a lot.

Quackity: I’ve given him two assignments before, but both were for QSMP!Quackity which is very different vibes to DSMP!Quackity but I think they’re generalized enough to still work. The first one, for a General Vibes quackity is the ferruginous duck because duh, duck, but also They Have Secrets. And Know All Of Yours. Just look at those eyes! (Only males have the bright yellow eyes btw.) Barrow’s goldeneye IS a good choice as well so if you wanted to I’d say go for it! I also think ruddy duck (Oxyura jamaicensis) is a great choice personality wise because they are Mean Little Bastards to each other and others rip.

Here’s a male ferruginous duck! Oh god what does he know

I am, however, a HUGE fan of hummingbird!Quackity particularly for the small size->bigger aggression of some species. It’s so unexpected! There’s also large parallels with how they have to constantly be on the move and eating insects and drinking nectar, with some species needing to consume up to three times their bodyweight each day just to survive! It reminds me a lot of how DSMP!Quackity is always trying to do Bigger and More Things and just never stops, ever, ultimately to his own detriment when he can no longer keep up. Again rip.

Anyways the species I assigned him before based on coloration of the art is the violet sabrewing (Campylopterus hemileucurus) which is one of the larger but less aggressive emeralds. HOWEVER they do end up completely intimidating other species away from feeding flowers just from their size and General Vibes. They’re also cool as fuck so I won’t be changing that. But if you wanted something more aggressive then I’d go with ruby-throated hummingbird.

Here’s what a violet sabrewing looks like!

Ranboo: This is a bit of a tricky one, because it would be extremely easy to go “black and white bird boom done” and I don’t think that’s like bad but there is More To Him. Past assignments I have given him include swallow-tailed kite (Elanoides forficatus) for a miss beloved design, purple-crowned fairywren (Malurus coronatus) for a general streamersona/r800 ranbrand, and violet-backed starling (Cinnyricinclus leucogaster) for r800.

But if we are going purely DSMP!Ranboo, I have two different ideas.

Personality: killdeer (Charadrius vociferus)

Design: secretarybird (Sagittarius serpentarius)

Personality wise, the killdeer fits mainly because of its well-known predator responses “broken-wing display/injury feigning” and “ungulate display.” The former is where the adult killdeer will pretend to be injured (and thus, an easier target) in order to lead predators away from their nest and chicks. Then, they’ll lose or frustrate the predator until they give up and it’s safe to return to the nest. The other predator response is what I affectionately call the “fuck it, we ball” response, where the bird lowers its head, raises its wings, and charges at the predator. It is frequently fatal. I don’t think I have to explain why it’s so Ranboo coded but if you need evidence look up anyone threatening Michael lmao. Also you probably didn’t want to hear that much about them but listen I love them so much they are so cool and baby.

They look like this when doing the broken wing display! They also just kind of have the panicked deer in headlights look that I feel like he embodies.

The second option, the secretarybird or secretary bird, is even funnier looking but fits the aesthetic so well and honestly some of his strange and unsettling vibes. The secretarybird (Sagittarius serpentarius) is the largest bird of prey by height and length. They are almost entirely terrestrial and hunt their prey by—get this—stomping it to death. I’m not kidding. They have been described as “what you get when you mix an eagle, a stork, and a bad hair day” because of the stupid little feathers on the back of their head. They kinda look lights on but nobody’s home sometimes. Drumroll please for this absolute fucking creature (affectionate)

Yeah, I wasn’t exaggerating. Why do they look like that.

Jimmy: is an extremely difficult one, tbh. Everyone assigns him canary which, like, fair—but honestly it does not fit his personality or his design, and only really works for life series!Jimmy. And they don’t even give him a specific species! (Although ppl usually mean domestic canary without saying it.) No hate to people who do this and the canary in the coal mine symbolism is cool I just have Opinions and Propaganda and I’ve been Enabled.

I have assigned him one bird before, the eastern rosella (Platycercus eximius) and I kinda stand by it for the content creator, but it doesn’t fit his general minecraft sona.

To figure this out, we must go even deeper. Into the deep dark, mind the wardens. You probably didn’t want this but Too Bad you’ve activated my trap card and now you have to suffer.

Jimmy is a peculiar character because he is very dear to everyone, but also the butt of every joke—and he likes it that way! He’s a key player in many important events in storylines, but also the most often discarded. His luck is terrible, yes, but it can be argued that he brings about misfortune for others more than he himself experiences it. This is across hermitcraft, the life series, and empires.

So I propose this to you and the general fandom:

Jimmy is a snowy albatross.

The snowy albatross (Diomedea exulans) previously described as the wandering albatross along with the Amsterdam, Tristan, and Antipodean albatross sp, is a bird that is heavily steeped in superstition. While generally considered a bird that would bring sailors good luck, to harm or kill an albatross was to bring about the sea’s wrath upon the entire crew. In The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, the Mariner kills an albatross that is being cared for by the crew. The crew became very angry with him, believing that he had called upon bad luck, and forced him to wear the albatross around his neck. This is where the metaphor “an albatross around his neck” comes from, symbolizing an unwanted burden causing anxiety and distress. At the end of the story, the mariner learns to care for all the sea creatures and his releases from his curse, but is forced to walk the earth for eternity and tell his tale. This is where the albatross has also become a symbol of past sins, regret, and atonement.

Jimmy personifies these qualities so much, along with hidden power, vulnerability, and unconditional love SO MUCH I need the fandom to see my vision so bad. Albatross Jimmy propaganda!!!!

They look like this

And the chicks are so cute it’s not even funny.

I could go on and on about how Jimmy is so albatross coded it’s not even funny and facts about them AND I WILL LETS GO albatrosses have specialized wing anatomy that allows them to lock their shoulder in place and fly hundreds of miles without flapping their wings even once! They also follow ships and will eat anything and everything presented to them, including garbage, and will gorge themselves on food until they are so bloated they can only float on the water. They can live for over 50 YEARS, the oldest known lasyan albatross (and bird in general!) is a female named Wisdom who is 70 years old and still kicking! They are often considered silly or ugly birds by people unfamiliar with them but are very beloved by those within the birding and research communities and snowy albatrosses are one of the most researched bird species in the world! They are fiercely loyal, highly protective, and also absolute little goofballs. Like Jimmy. They are also social birds, with a huge range of vocalizations and displays LIKE JIMMY they are kind of bad at survival (but mostly human threats) and need a lot of help LIKE JIMMY (please protect your local albatrosses) and they are very loud LIKE JI—[*I am forcibly yanked off the stage by a shepherd’s hook in cartoonish fashion*]

[opossum-by-night]

Today consisted of going to a funeral with the partner's family, going to my brother in law's (whose dad the funeral was for) baseball game, coming back to the house with the mother in law, her and my partner each drinking a whole 6 pack of beer, and her trauma dumping to both of us about the following:

(TW: abuse/domestic violence)

• How her ex (partner's dad) abused and threatened to kill her, them, and/or himself on multiple occasions

• How she had to figure out how to protect herself and the kids from him while living in Germany and speaking no German (ex was military) because he wouldn't let her leave the country with them or contact her family

• Having to break up with her other ex (BIL's dad who died) WHILE in the hospital directly after giving birth to BIL, because he started verbally abusing partner and other BIL (middle schoolers at the time) so aggressively that it made the nurse cry

• How weird it is to now be close friends with dead ex's widow and hear her and BIL talk about how great a husband and dad he was, considering the preceding information (which she has told to the widow, but not sure about BIL???)

And now she's throwing up in our half bathroom at 4am lmao

[ivarismaybecrazy]

Blue Lock Original Character

So the first post of this got zero notes so this is take two! And if it doesn't succeed here, AO3 is working with me again so I can upload it there lmao. Anyways welcome! This will be a mostly self-motivated series that focuses around my bllk oc, Ezena Kaneko, and my friend @novinight-pjo's oc, Leo Zahide! The two are childhood online friends that lost contact, but are reconnecting through the NEL. Except they haven't met yet. This drabble is to set the stage for their eventual meeting and even more eventual realization of their former friendship.

Part 1: A New Kind of Environment

Ezena has been on Bastard München for 8 minutes and they regret it already. They thought the only daunting issue on the team would be Noel Noa, given he’s the number one striker and that’s intimidating as fuck. But no! Now there’s a prissy ass theater kid who blocked Isagi’s shot (another rival for Isagi’s harem, fun!) and made a whole speech that no one understood. Which. Is kinda lame. They snickered when it happened, but once translators were in, it became apparent that this rat-tailed person was just Like That.

Ezena eyes the rankings, noting their spot at 14th. Not too bad, but could definitely be better. Then again, they can’t say they were trying their hardest. They sigh. Time to see if the “Wild Card” guy will offer tips…

“Then again, he doesn’t look very friendly..” Ezena mutters to themselves. Oh well. They’ll figure it out later.

“Later” comes sooner than expected, as their assigned a room with not only the Wild Card, but also with the theater kid and his lackey. Both of whom immediately throw a fit over rooming with “peasants.”

“Tch. Can’t believe I need to room with peasants.” Rat-tails sniffs haughtily, the cute brunette next to them nodding aggressively. “They shouldn’t be anywhere near you, it's basically treason!”

Ezena stares at Kunigami, who grunts and continues putting down his stuff. They realize they’re being left to defend their honor. Just their luck. The brunette looks back at the Bastard players, noting their disdainful glares. “I’m sure you can ask Noa for a room change…?”

“Ugh, this is probably what the shitty master meant when he told me to prepare myself..” Ezena is completely ignored as the blonde pinches their nose. “Asking for a room change will be like losing a match now.” The blonde glares at them, walking over to look down his nose at their shorter form. Not for the first nor final time, Ezena curses their height. “Are the B-ranked players too weak to handle the attitude of the next number 1? Is that it?”

Ezena blinks slowly, unsure on how to respond. “No..?”

He glares coldly down at her for a moment longer. Ezena blinks again, forcing themselves to not overthink right now. Eventually, he steps away. “Hm. Alexis, let’s go. It’s bath time.”

Alexis, as it seems his name is, nods obediently. “Right!”

The two Germans exit the room, leaving Ezena alone with the antisocial striker. They turn to face him. “So…”

“I’m also going to bathe.” He answers curtly as he grabs a towel and leaves the room as well. The brunette blinks. “Okay then. Guess that’s that.”

They robotically turn around to their bed, grab a pillow, and proceed to scream as loud as they can into it. “I am SO not surviving this league.”

Ezena Kaneko, 17 year old football player, killed by the sport they’ve played since age 4. They sigh as they think about it. Their brother might laugh if that truly was how the blasian was to meet their end.

“Still…” Ezena murmurs slowly, thinking of all they did to get them here. They had been playing football since some boys on the street kicked a ball in their direction back when they lived in Nigeria. The boys had quickly brought the ball away, saying that they didn’t want to hurt the (former) girl. But Ezena hadn’t taken no for an answer and forced those boys to teach them how to play. They loved it. Football was fun and that fun remained, even when their family moved to America, giving Ezena the opportunity to transition and become a man. Not even losing their online friend could extinguish their love, though it was hard. (They miss lemon. They miss him so much-) And when they arrived home after another disappointing match with their disappointing team to see a letter from the JFU on the table? Asking them, Ezena Kaneko, star player for the so-so team of Shibuya Academy, to participate in a project? They had to participate. Even if it meant uprooting their academic and social life, uprooting everything that wasn’t football, they would do it. Because their choices were that or lose their love for football forever.

Ezena exhales, long and loudly in the empty room. “Too late to turn back now.”

[sapphire-weapon]

this is random but i’m 99% sure leon has irish ancestry. as an irish person, i can confirm there’s someone with ‘kennedy’ as their surname around every corner in this country. it’s just a headcanon but it makes more sense than him being italian with ties to the mafia 😭 he’s also really pale like a milk bottle so there’s just no way, and irish people are also enemies of the sun 💔 we just burn rather than tan so it it checks out lmao

Leon is so aggressively American that I feel like his family has been here for like 6 or 7 generations at this point, and, despite having an Irish name, he's probably such a mix of "every kind of white imaginable" that it doesn't really matter anymore.

You know, like those people who are like "oh I'm Irish and English and French and German and Dutch and --" yes, honey, you're white. We get it.

And I think ultimately that's why Capcom named him "Kennedy" to begin with. It's the most stereotypical and generic American name this side of Smith, and Leon was conceived to be the "everyman" of RE.

[bunnygirl678]

Silly little comic, still trying to improve my art (learn in the first place lmao)

This might be the first piece where I didn’t cuss in it lol

Story is little Green is on his journey, his little squirtle and growlithe did good in a battle so he rewarded them with a game of bubble pop

Growlithe is mid jump

Charmander (the German shepherd) and princess play this all the time, Charmander jumps to pop the bubbles as princess blows them, v cute (although ladybird will get aggressive with Charmander if she thinks she’s biting too close to princess)