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artemistorm · 1 year ago

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I just found a 120k multichapter fic I have never read before. I know what I'm doing for the next 3 days.

#*vibrating*#I read 1 chapter and it is sooo good #and it's part of a series #it's called ''A Storm is Brewing''#which is coincidentally what happens every morning when I make tea #hehe #get it?#It's punny #a stormy is brewing tea

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arukou-arukou · 1 year ago

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#hilarious #punny #this dumb thing made me laugh #jacqueszewhipper #Jack the whipper

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shiftythrifting · 23 days ago

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Guard Log on Facebook Marketplace

A small price to pay for safety

#guard log #shiftylisting #submission #facebook marketplace #security systems #v punny #the face is so good

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puppetmaster13u · 7 months ago

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Prompt 331

Demon twins? Demon twins.

Damian? Good at the assassin side of things, at least for a four year old, but Danyal? He’s okay, but he’s far better at things like poisons and bookkeeping. Which is honestly? Okay. They’re the League of Shadows, and sure a majority of the members are assassins, but it’s definitely not all there are. So? Danyal starts getting medical training.

Not to say that either of the boys don’t know their fair share of violence and healing- it’s just better to let them play to their strengths. One doesn’t keep a league over centuries if they just have one type of warrior, or even just warriors. A variety is needed.

So one gets trained more towards the business side of things. Damian may be better at wielding the weapons and killing- even if neither have had their first kill quite yet- but Danyal shows far more proficiency at acting, at masking who he is and gathering information.

Damian, when he’s first sent to their Father, doesn’t mention his twin. Not because he’s jealous or hates him or anything like that. You just don’t talk about someone in an undercover mission in the League, and it’s not something he realizes isn’t a rule everywhere.

Needless to say, the Bats have more than a mild freakout the first time Damian mentions a twin who will be coming to the manor now that his mission is over.

#DCxDP #DPxDC #Prompts #Demon Twins #Danny was undercover in Amity not for the ectoplasm but for the weapons the Fentons made #Mostly in concern about what it could do to the environment & the earth #The League of Assassins are the most violent ‘I Speak For The Trees’ not-so-hippie group ever #Why yes Danny & Damian have talked but it’s more like sending messages of “Are you alright” “Yes are you” “Yes”#Danny is better at masking than Damian & better at getting information that isn’t through torture #Yes he chooses to be an annoying punny lil shit on purpose for his own amusement #Danny: Brother I have acquired a ghost dog- we must shut down the company who put down the puppy #Sam & Tucker: Dude I think you were in a cult #Danny: Agree to disagree to two people who have in fact started cults themselves #Yes he's been undercover for a couple years & yes he uses the fact he knows medical care to get further information #People don't like silence and will chatter while you bandage their ecto burns #Danny sends Dani to the League instead of around the world #Talia is delighted to have a daughter #Vlad does not live long after that & becomes a full ghost

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punstars · 1 year ago

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#punstars #puns #punny #humor #jokes #pun #bad jokes #joke #dad jokes #bad puns #peppers

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mostly-funnytwittertweets · 10 months ago

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#silly #pun #punny #twitter #meme #memes #tweets #tweet #funny #lol #humor

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tastefullyoffensive · 11 months ago

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#funny #puns #punny #very punny

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yumedoca · 6 months ago

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So yeah, 'Ranma 0.5' or something like that..

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tampire · 1 year ago

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Boy Math? Girl Math? I'm NonBinary and out of the equation.

#nonbinary #lgbt #ace #aro #genderfluid #gay #queer #trans #boy math #girl math #math #math puns #punny #personal #puns #punsexual #blaggings #tam writes stuff #the risk i took was calculated but I am bad at math

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puntastic-artist · 10 months ago

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Look

Among Us' April Fools update has long Neck mode

I had to make the connection

Also preview of a doodle batch

#punny's art #punny's sketches #that's not my neighbor #tnmn oc #tnmn fanart #tnmn #mia stone #angus ciprianni #francis mosses #nacha mikaelys #anastacha mikaelys #this is so stupid

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pabuthefirecat · 6 months ago

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Photo Session Completed!

That's a wrap!

We've got this one in the bag.

#hunter #black cat #void #cat #cute #neko #kitty #punny hunny #cat puns

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im-totally-not-an-alien-2 · 1 year ago

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Halloween prompts year 2 day 24

Phantom is just chilling in Gotham at night. It had been a few years since he realized he wasn't aging and was stuck at 14 forever, thus having to find a solution to the whole portal problem once and for all. After explaining his situation Pandora made quick work of it for him as a repayment for his previous help and sent him off into the zone.

Danny floated into a closed museum and sat on the top of the large Saturn model, leave it to him to find a space museum staring out at the exhibits and enjoying the peace and quiet. He removed himself from the visable spectrum once he felt someone approaching the building. Odd, he thought, there shouldn't be anything here that Catwoman would want to steal.

To his surprise it wasn't Catwoman who appeared. It was one of the bats. Phantom realized he must have tripped a silent alarm.

As he watched one of the bats slowly crept throught the museum, keeping to the shadows, he came up with an idea.

He quickly overshadowed one of the machines and powered it on, making it play the creepiest possible remix of the music it was supposed to play. The bat looked wary but didn't flee and Danny made it his personal mission to made this bat screech.

He failed of course. He had trapped the bat in here and done every horror story/creepy pasta plot he could think of and nothing worked.

More importantly the bat is making space puns and talking nerdy about space facts as he fights the machine constructs phantom had made

Danny decided that if the bat lasted till dawn then he would give them a major magical gift.

And maybe ask if Nightwing wants a sidekick

#halloween prompts #prompts #dpxdc #danny phantom #danny fenton #fanfiction prompts #horror at the planetarium #doesnt really have much of a ring to it huh #Nightwing #dick grayson #nightwing: *is funny* *is punny* *knows space facts* danny: adopt me

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shiftythrifting · 4 months ago

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Vanny DeVito I would die for you