#It's itchy

[minty-bubblegum]

@dadofdisappointment coem get ur man before I get to him

[pessimisticgh0st]

I wish for once in my life I wouldn't feel so repulsive in my own skin

[ayseagrace2r87]

Me just trying to keep my tattoo uninfected: A band-aid! Perfect! I did this every other time, it'll work great!

My body: Okay, okay, I see what you're trying to do, and I respect it, I really do, but what if we just have an allergic reaction to the thing with which you are trying to protect us with? How's that sound cowboy?

Me: :(

Edit: GUYS, I JUST OPENED THE LAST BAND-AID IN MY STASH AND IT'S HOLOGRAPHIC. Today is a good day.

[noctam-bulle]

reading this made me feel aware of the socks I have on and now I want to burn my feet bye  

[leafmenot]

Just found out I'm allergic to the glue on the freakin' bandaid :( There's a red raised area in the shape of my bandaid on my arm. I can feel that it's firmer than the rest of my arm. It has been 5 hours and it's still there.

[squeakadeeks]

GO MY GERM 🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠

I had the idea to do a cell model cosplay beamed into my forebrain like visions from an angry god a few weeks ago and started working on this immediately. and good lord this was the most fun ive had on a project in a long time. like seriously it was so fun getting creative with these materials and thinking about fun ways to do all the organelles. while working on this i probably went "hehehehohohe" at least once an hour.

I think i'm going to name this guy Prota Z. Bacilli. If you look closely I do have every basic organelle that you'd expect from a cell model. (and thats a flu shot lol.)

also please appreciate this costume iteration because. i had to get my mail in this and freaked out my mailman.

[therealraewest]

Laios cuts the tags outta his clothes like an autistic king confirmed

[the-mehlwurm]

anyone interested in my eye?

[emil1863]

It was a good idea at the start...

[daremo-desu]

Can’t get amputee Leo out of my mind

[justcatposts]

What to do if both ears itch at once...

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[arielluva]

finished the sweater!!! im so happy with how it turned out :33

[consultingdemiwitch]

Gay month is GO

[backpackingspace]

I have a complaint my spider bite from a couple weeks ago has healed but it's still so fucking itchy why what's going on with that

[octonerd]

the red means I love you <3 AUGHHHHHH THEYTHEMMMMMM, WAKE UP THE THEYS ARE FIGHTINGGG BUT IN A GAY WAY I love them so much I want to see them get hit by a bus Regina George style

[gtkayman]

what are they even talking about?