#It's in there

[recusantchicky]

fell god = old rot god = crucible flower

[ova-kakyoin]

i still think abt rantaro figure skating every day of my life btw

[ykrecordsblog]

Can you see?

[limesonspecial]

Apropos of Texans trying to pronounce my hometown's name...

[heartofspells]

For CRuSH game: 256 🙏

Also hope you get well soon! ❤️

Thank you, sweetheart! I am on the mend <3

And you've got a very short one, sorry about that.

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"I – ah. It's not a big deal, Benj. You don't have to do that," argues Sirius weakly, still trying to catch up, make his body work, do something.

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[trixcuomo]

One Night In Tazavesh

Meanwhile, the Blood Elf and Goblin sisters arrive in Tazavesh...

Trixany: Oh, cool! A Broker city!

Coco: One night in Tazavesh can make a grown woman humble.

Trixany: Huh? Wait, was that a song parody? If so, that's totally my line you're stealing.

Coco: Sis, do you realize how many layers ya just put on that joke?

Trixany: The colors! The sounds! The lack of smells?!

Coco: I guess livin' in Orgrimmar really makes ya nose-blind. Anyway, we need ta find our Broker transport that'll take us the rest of the way to Ardenweald. This way, Haris Corp can't track us. My contact said he'd be around the biggest tavern in the joint... someplace called The Oasis?

Trixany: Wait. I think I know that place!

Coco: Uh sis? How come you--the one playin' ignorant and disinterested since we got hea--suddenly knows all about The Oasis? An exotic Broker establishment nestled in a city, beyond the Shadowlands, that ya never heard of before today? This some kinda crazy Horde B-celebrity stunt or somethin?

Trixany: *takes a deep breath* Basically, I blocked out the Shadowlands expac less for the weird writing and grindy nature of it, and more because I was forced to interact with one of my dead exes.

Trixany: And when Kael'thas Sunstrider started dating one of my other exes, and Sharpen just casually told me about that, like it wasn't emotional PvP to go behind my back with Kael, and then Kael even stole my Lady Gaga Sinstone parody song, I like blacked out with rage and later woke up in Tazavesh.

Trixany: Or maybe I did arm myself beforehand and went through a portal to commit pre-meditated double-regicide against my already dead prince. Ya know? Cause Sunwell Plateau and all?

Trixany: But then suddenly I was like, on the set of my stolen music video that was being shot at The Oasis. And I was all like, 'Hey this place is cute,' cause it was and it even had fuschia curtains, with decor that was totally art nouveau and all that. Which I've never seen done in Warcraft, like ever. It was more a Hearthstone vibe, which really impressed me actually?

Trixany: But even when I attacked Kael, he just secretly kept the cameras rolling and stole the fight footage, and it got into MY stolen music video. And he's still getting all the royalties even though I'm alive and that sumbitch is officially dead!!

Coco: *has to sit down*

Trixany: *seethes*

Coco: Ya know, we coulda just linked the actual One Night In Bangkok music video for this post instead of your personal Shadowlands story, and it woulda been far less traumatizin'.

Trixany: Hey, that's a cool song. Respect your elders.

Coco: It was in the 80s! Ya makin' me so mad, I gotta break the fourth wall ova hea!!!

[blistering-typhoons]

girl help rumors by lindsay lohan in my head

[vole-mon-amour]

I miss Silverdyne.

[copias-fluffy-asscheeks]

haha. anyone remember that post about my dog having a bad limp? Yeah. Apparently he has a plant in his paw or something.

[videos-i-didnt-make]

rotating_model_of_some_random_guy's_hamster.mp4

[franny-thinks-1994]

Actual image of me rummaging for a quote through a chapter-less book

[bsaka7]

maybe im just in a mood but now im thinking about how i haven't felt the urge to WRITE in probably six months

[trannykong]

i'm a fool. no more, no less

[espercr]

petition for someone to plot something with me where hope goes op / absolutely feral 

[poondragoon]

Don't read Green Antarctica, kids

Just...don't

[incorrectinkheartquotes]

there’s an essay to be written about destiny and pre-written fate in the inkworld trilogy, and the subversion and acceptance of them. i don’t know what it is, and don’t know what the end point would be, but it’s certainly there