#It's giving Friends sitcom

[06theloser]

my favourite story troupe is when a group of friends of an even number(eg 4, 6, 8) end up pairing into couples around the same time(same week or month) so they decide to share their anniversaries as a group together for a whole week/month or something.

Bonus points if they do this well into their old age. Any kids are left with family members or hired babysitters.

"Now behave for your grandma, ill be back in a month. Me and your dad are spending our anniversary with the lads."

[packet-of-staples]

Heres a doodle page of a different moustachioed man and tech wiz lady friendship duo because I think they’re silly. This has been sitting in my files for a while because I just wasn’t bothered to finish that plane joke sorry.

[somnas-writes]

Merlin au where all the sorcerers are friends

[molten222]

these casts would make the best fucking sburb sessions

[gravemations]

Doomed Together

A figure sat at their desk hunched over, Suffering from aches and pain in his arms but they couldn’t stop. Ink dripped from their pen spilling all over their desk onto the old wooden floor.

He needs to get more frames done, he was nowhere near done and his next deadline was around the corner. How dare he think of himself at a time like this, what would the rest of his career be if he didn’t finish this project on time?

The Lankman Foundation was not kind to those who got in their way or caused problems, He knew that Alex the VA for Toon version of the man himself “Lankman '' was wanted by the police and he knew The Foundation had something to do with it. 

He needed a break even if he thinks it’s selfish to take one, his arms hurt so bad he can not continue at this rate. He slipped his finger under his right glove to take it off, His hands were boney, his nails would grow faster than usual and his hand covered in what he thought was ink in line covering his fingers and lower forearm. 

He had tried to clean it off before but no matter how hard he scrubbed it would never fade.

He heard a creak of his office door open from behind him as his wooden floor creaked, He put his hand casually under his desk but as he did this he heard a familiar voice call out to him. 

“Mortimer? Are you available” The voice came from the person entering.

Mortimer shot up out of their seat, they couldn't believe what they were seeing, it was Alex standing right in front of them. He took a second to rub his eyes with his gloved hand to see if he was seeing things. 

“Alex, is that really you? I thought you wouldn’t come back.” Mortimer said, amazed. 

Alex stood in front of Mortimer, he looked disheveled but who could blame him, he was running from the cops. 

“I just need some documents I gave you a month ago from the Lankman foundation, I know it's a lot to ask for and if you don’t want to can you please not tell anyone I was here.” Alex Explained clearing, he was nervous and not a threat to Mortimer even tho He could tell something was wrong about him. 

He couldn’t  tell right away was it their hair, or their face were they taller? 

Then he looked at their hands, they were covered in green paint, Mortimer looked into Alex’s eyes as they simmered in the yellow light of his studio.

You know what, I think I have it here somewhere in my filing cabinet, anyway have you been painting lately?  Mortimer asked a question as they got up from their desk.  

Alex looked confused as Mortimer said this “What do you mean, I haven't had time to really do anything, don’t you know what going on?. Alex said panicked.  

Mortimer while looking at a few files turned to him with a sympathetic look on his face. 

“I’m a good judge of character and I can tell you are a good person, that's why I picked you as the voice of The Lankman Foundation unlike that company. Also I ask because your hand is just covered in green. I’m not judging though I’m not much better.” 

As he shows his uncovered hand to Alex's and he is getting files out and bringing it to Alex. 

Alex stood still in cold shock looking at Mortimer hand and how casually he just showed Alex this.

Mortimer, noticing Alex’s worried look, puts the files on his desk and walks over to Alex. 

“Is everything ok? He asks the very worried Alex that is processing this information. 

“You too???… Mortimer, that's not paint or ink.”

[muckmagister]

you got a cruuuuuush?

if i could buy an apartment building and get all my mutuals to move in i'd probably be in a polycule by the end of the week

[chanse-mccrary]

god the stream was so good, i really wish i could buy a ticket but im broke :/

[patroclus-rex]

i can only hope in my lowest moments that i would be someone’s blorbo and they would consume my suffering with glee

[mariocki]

Play for Today: A Touch of the Tiny Hacketts (BBC, 1978)

"It is very possible that I could have stopped it ever getting into the papers."

"Well, I don't see how, we don't even know how they found out about it."

"You're missing the point, Ray, there are things like injunctions for contingencies like this."

"Against who?"

"Oh, don't get me wrong, I'm not saying I'm a legal expert. But I will say this: I am experienced enough in life to know the value of the Mr. Ridleys of this world."

"Well, I know he was very good over the crazy paving, but is he capable of slapping injunctions against newspaper editors? I mean, particularly when they only printed the truth?"

"I dunno. But we could've tried him. And failing him - had you told me - who knows? I could have taken it to the ombudsman!"

[latrodectal]

if i had a dollar for every time a winona ryder character was reworked in an attempt to make her more likable for a broadway audience i’d have two dollars, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it’s happened twice.

[doggaro]

[yells from the rooftops] TELL ME ABOUT CHARACTERS YOU THINK ARE ASPEC PLS PLS PLS

[arachnidiots-a]

give me a little thread with emmett and liam and your muse . a dinner, a game night, a movie, anything. celebrate emmett or liams birthday or a holiday!

[kcgarashi]

Modern verse Rera is a kindergarten teacher with dreams of owning a big van and fucking off on camping trips where it's just her, her Samoyed, some novelty bobblehead and her 80s playlist in the background.

[coldnwithered]

WOW 5 REBLOGS

IM LIKE TUMBLER FAMOUSE

WOWO LETA GOOOOO‼️‼️

^me when i see tumbler notification

[enigmasandepiphanies]

oh i am so mediocre at what i do

[linusbian]

where are the people with friends (tv show) autism. i need to meet someone whos as unhinged about this sitcom as i am