#It's all Obi-Wan's fault

[good-call-my-young-padawan]

Anidala 🌽 comic - Interruption at Varykino

Warning: Mature content

https://www.pillowfort.social/posts/5818681

Umm... I tried to get it, well...

[jewishcissiekj]

Quinlan was here.

Obi-Wan Kenobi (2022) Part III | Star Wars (1998) #38-39 | Star Wars: Republic #50 | Star Wars: Republic #69-70 | Star Wars: The Clone Wars Season 3 Episode 9 - Hunt for Ziro

[tennessoui]

just finished the tv show so can we talk about a slow horses obikin au set in the gffa?? the jedi order doesn't kick anyone out of its ranks obviously, but if you fuck up enough missions (i.e., you go undercover and accidentally blow your cover and blow up half a planet; you are assigned protection detail and get distracted in a tourist trap and the senator you're supposed to be protecting dies; you cause a few very serious diplomatic incidents, etc etc) then you're asked politely to pack your things and report to the smaller subsection of the Jedi Order that exists in the outer rim on Yavin IV. sort of known amongst all the other Jedi that this where the failed Jedi knights go, the ones who made it through their padawanship and into Knighthood only to royally fuck up sometime later. you're still technically a Knight, but like. You're a Yavin Knight. rip.

so in an au where anakin is trained by someone else, he gets sent over to yavin iv after the events of aotc (he fucks the person he's assigned to protect, abandons the planet to go to tatooine, brings his mission to a firefight on geonosis, etc) where he meets the head of the yavin branch, obi-wan kenobi

or re-meets? because he has vague memories of obi-wan kenobi back when he first arrived at the temple. he was qui-gon's other padawan, the one that was knighted so master jinn could train anakin instead.

and he's pretty sure obi-wan, who acts all sage and aloof and impartial, still carries a grudge about it because all the missions anakin has been given are shit and obi-wan has taken to ending their debriefs with some pointed comment or another like 'do try not to slip and fall into this one's bed, knight skywalker. only as mr. silvaero is a Huttese arms dealer, he may prove to be less accommodating than a galactic senator' etc etc

after a few months of this uncalled for treatment and frank abuse of power (in anakin's words), he confronts kenobi--master kenobi--about it, and after receiving a dressing down that includes several slights against his character (because obi-wan is a petty bastard who never thought he'd have to see anakin skywalker again after naboo), they accidentally end up fucking about it

(sweaty and smoking a deathstick afterwards, lounging behind his desk still naked, obi-wan is like 'well i can see now why that's your speciality' and anakin doesn't know if he wants to kill him or kiss him more)

[an-aceofspades]

Another favorite "obi-wan & co confuse the galaxy" time travel fics! Has similar vibes to [Three Jedi, Two Clones, and One Force Anomaly], [And Back We Go], [Everybody Lives - But No One Makes It Out Alive], and [We Still Remember, We Who Dwell Beneath the Stars]. And others, probably, but I'm eepy and this is what I rmbr rn

https://archiveofourown.org/works/46930114

(and now I lay myself down) and hope I wake up young again –cjwritesfanficnow

The Council had had less than three full days’ notice that Initiate Kenobi had been demanded back by his parents before the date their “emmisaries” were going to arrive to claim him. Three days hadn’t been much, not nearly long enough, but they’d tried.

Three days went by—more than enough time to reach Stewjon from Coruscant, even with the hazards in the densely populated Deep Core... Yaddle started to feel a sense of disquiet, of unease.

Something had gone wrong.

—

Sure, keeping the Jetii’adiik really would be a bit dini’la, but… Well, Jango had always wanted to be the ori’vod, for once.

“You want to… adopt me,” Obi-Wan said slowly, blinking at Jaster.

—

No, Ben thought, this hadn’t gone quite to plan, but looking at his new family (sweet Force), Ben was more than satisfied with the outcome.

[emeryxyz]

flashback to this old codywan shitpost wip

it was funny at the time guys i swear. btw im not finished this so imagine a really badly drawn obiwan on the left mehehe

[lightasthesun]

raise your hand if you've caught yourself using your fave characters dialogue patterns or phrases/words they use often, in public.

[mortalscience]

Star Wars - The Defenders of the Dead, Jedi Apprentice series book 5

[thechaoticfanartist]

Grim being determined to change fate in TCWGANV to the point that she refuses to accept that she can't save everyone even when she fails vs Grim not trying to change the ending in ALATL but that doesn't mean she's not going to stop saving who she can, even if it isn't everyone

[ahsoka-in-a-hood]

Hey son, you’re gonna join the leopards-eating-people’s-faces party with me. no shut the fuck up about me eating your friends faces, what matters is that we’re family and you’re mine. the leopards won’t eat YOUR face don’t worry. I don’t wear a mask because the leopard ate my face, that was all obi wan’s fault. anyway we’re going to kill the leopard that totally didn’t eat my face, and then it will just be the two of us eating people’s faces forever. No? NO!? Bitch i’m eating your face. I’m taking you back to the den where me and my leopard boss will feast on your flesh.

[maulfucker]

Tagged by @better-call-maul :0

Last song: Vem Morena by Luiz Gonzaga (he is the june in Brazil equivalent of All I Want For Christmas Is You in december, which is to say he's playing everywhere)

Currently reading: I finished Maul: Lockdown last night! And now I might go back to reading The Devil To Pay In The Backlands (Grande Sertão: Veredas), a book I've been sloooowly reading for months now

Currently watching: nothing :3 I don't really watch stuff that often. But I rewatched a few bits of The Clone Wars (some Maul scenes) earlier, if that counts

Current obsession: ... Well I wouldn't call it an obsession but. It's june. I'm brazilian. I have to think about nordestine culture and the gangs of outlaws that terrorized the region around the early 1900s and influenced so much of the popular culture of the region since. I have to remake the silly little ocs I made ages ago to exist in that setting.

Also [points at my icon and url] that guy. He lives rent free in my mind. Every night I go to sleep thinking about the story I'm trying to write that I'll never finish in which a decade or so after the rise of the empire he decides maybe he should lean away from the dark side so he tracks down Obi-Wan to Tatooine to get him to teach him about the light side. And now they're roommates :] I can't wait to see where this goes <- says the guy who controls the story and is NOT writing it

Tagging... no one,, but if you want to do this you can say I tagged you

[halfhumanhalfasleep]

You can't tell me this isn't a "We have food at the house" face.

you can't tell me that this isn't how preparing battle plans went in 212th

[rawfather]

andor eats [REDACTED] up i won’t lie

[tennessoui]

so two more of my dnd friends announced that they were dating each other recently and i had the thought,,, dnd could fix him(anakin) so like. imagine he has a huttese only game that he dms going on throughout his teenage years (maybe with childhood friend kitster) and then that friendship group implodes thanks to teenage drama. so then he gets into a group playing in basic (whether or not they meet due to dnd or this is canon au and so obi wan spends anakin’s teen years pretending he’s not jealous of the attention anakin gives to his dnd game is variable) and boom! this game has obi wan in it. and dnd has a lot of improv and acting so if their characters fall in love it doesn’t mean anakin and obi wan are in love, even though anakin having a fake sibling relationship with kitster or someone does mean that the two of them think of each other as kind of siblings. but obviously the only person allowed to be in love with anakin’s character is obi wans character. if anakin’s the dm then that means no one but obi wan is allowed an npc flirt so obi wans character has to be the Biggest Slut, but if anakin’s another player than that means anakin’s character is absolutely Not Allowed to Be A Slut and neither is Obi-Wan’s because the only one for him by now is anakin. (bonus points if it’s a dnd podcast like critical role so obi-wan sees shipping fanart of characters) for once anakin is not the crazy jealous one because he’s played dnd long enough that he knows any flirting is just practice for obikin. anakin is more worried about his friendship with vos than obi wan being an in game slut.

(publishing follow up ask for dnd context)

sorry, dnd anon here, forgot to let u know the basics of the game. basically, one person gets really into it and world builds a whole world with npcs and politics and a villain (bbeg) and becomes the dungeon master (dm) for either a single session (one shot) or a whole multi session story arc (called a campaign) while everyone else plays one single character and rolls the dice that the dm tells them to to see if they succeed or fail. sometimes the players come up with really wacky shit that the dm just has to like. deal with, and other times someone says something like “life needs things to live” and everyone lovingly mocks them for it. podcasts of people playing exist, and some of them have huge fandoms with while shipping cultures, and if u want to watch one to get familiarized with the game, i would recommend dungeons and drag queens by dimension 20 (2/2)

i need to preface this by saying i really don't know anything about dnd and the explanation you sent is really great but i still don't think i know anything about dnd. also i feel like a little part of anakin has to always have a crazy jealous inclination because (gestures to mustafar anakin rots scenes) that was formative to me when i watched it

maybe obi-wan's letting all of his jealousy flow into his character so he's being sorta unhinged in the game while anakin is being unhinged in real life. compromise!

this isn't dnd necessarily, but your ask did remind me of this fic by @intermundia where they play world of warcraft

and i absolutely remember reading a fic where they play dnd in a modern au and that's their whole basis for a relationship but i really cannot remember it for the life of me. or find it.

[drydak]

agh the satine plotline....frustrate me

[k1d-khaot1c]

unfortunately my vernacular has adopted phrases that i’ve read too much in fanfiction. imagine the most exaggerated valley girl/southern californian accent saying shit like “pardon” and “apologies” in between an unholy amount of “like”s and “literally”s and that’s what my irls have been dealing with for several months

love it here

[essie007]

Obi-Wan for the ask game!

Innocent (Taylor's Version)

Send me a character or pairing and I'll give you a song from Speak Now TV