#It's all Obi-Wan's fault

[good-call-my-young-padawan]

Anidala 🌽 comic - Interruption at Varykino

Warning: Mature content

https://www.pillowfort.social/posts/5818681

Umm... I tried to get it, well...

[jewishcissiekj]

Quinlan was here.

Obi-Wan Kenobi (2022) Part III | Star Wars (1998) #38-39 | Star Wars: Republic #50 | Star Wars: Republic #69-70 | Star Wars: The Clone Wars Season 3 Episode 9 - Hunt for Ziro

[emeryxyz]

flashback to this old codywan shitpost wip

it was funny at the time guys i swear. btw im not finished this so imagine a really badly drawn obiwan on the left mehehe

[tennessoui]

so two more of my dnd friends announced that they were dating each other recently and i had the thought,,, dnd could fix him(anakin) so like. imagine he has a huttese only game that he dms going on throughout his teenage years (maybe with childhood friend kitster) and then that friendship group implodes thanks to teenage drama. so then he gets into a group playing in basic (whether or not they meet due to dnd or this is canon au and so obi wan spends anakin’s teen years pretending he’s not jealous of the attention anakin gives to his dnd game is variable) and boom! this game has obi wan in it. and dnd has a lot of improv and acting so if their characters fall in love it doesn’t mean anakin and obi wan are in love, even though anakin having a fake sibling relationship with kitster or someone does mean that the two of them think of each other as kind of siblings. but obviously the only person allowed to be in love with anakin’s character is obi wans character. if anakin’s the dm then that means no one but obi wan is allowed an npc flirt so obi wans character has to be the Biggest Slut, but if anakin’s another player than that means anakin’s character is absolutely Not Allowed to Be A Slut and neither is Obi-Wan’s because the only one for him by now is anakin. (bonus points if it’s a dnd podcast like critical role so obi-wan sees shipping fanart of characters) for once anakin is not the crazy jealous one because he’s played dnd long enough that he knows any flirting is just practice for obikin. anakin is more worried about his friendship with vos than obi wan being an in game slut.

(publishing follow up ask for dnd context)

sorry, dnd anon here, forgot to let u know the basics of the game. basically, one person gets really into it and world builds a whole world with npcs and politics and a villain (bbeg) and becomes the dungeon master (dm) for either a single session (one shot) or a whole multi session story arc (called a campaign) while everyone else plays one single character and rolls the dice that the dm tells them to to see if they succeed or fail. sometimes the players come up with really wacky shit that the dm just has to like. deal with, and other times someone says something like “life needs things to live” and everyone lovingly mocks them for it. podcasts of people playing exist, and some of them have huge fandoms with while shipping cultures, and if u want to watch one to get familiarized with the game, i would recommend dungeons and drag queens by dimension 20 (2/2)

i need to preface this by saying i really don't know anything about dnd and the explanation you sent is really great but i still don't think i know anything about dnd. also i feel like a little part of anakin has to always have a crazy jealous inclination because (gestures to mustafar anakin rots scenes) that was formative to me when i watched it

maybe obi-wan's letting all of his jealousy flow into his character so he's being sorta unhinged in the game while anakin is being unhinged in real life. compromise!

this isn't dnd necessarily, but your ask did remind me of this fic by @intermundia where they play world of warcraft

and i absolutely remember reading a fic where they play dnd in a modern au and that's their whole basis for a relationship but i really cannot remember it for the life of me. or find it.

[lightasthesun]

raise your hand if you've caught yourself using your fave characters dialogue patterns or phrases/words they use often, in public.

[mortalscience]

Star Wars - The Defenders of the Dead, Jedi Apprentice series book 5

[thechaoticfanartist]

Grim being determined to change fate in TCWGANV to the point that she refuses to accept that she can't save everyone even when she fails vs Grim not trying to change the ending in ALATL but that doesn't mean she's not going to stop saving who she can, even if it isn't everyone

[ahsoka-in-a-hood]

Hey son, you’re gonna join the leopards-eating-people’s-faces party with me. no shut the fuck up about me eating your friends faces, what matters is that we’re family and you’re mine. the leopards won’t eat YOUR face don’t worry. I don’t wear a mask because the leopard ate my face, that was all obi wan’s fault. anyway we’re going to kill the leopard that totally didn’t eat my face, and then it will just be the two of us eating people’s faces forever. No? NO!? Bitch i’m eating your face. I’m taking you back to the den where me and my leopard boss will feast on your flesh.

[cryptid-in-your-closet]

So I found out that Anakin considered leaving the Jedi when he was like, 12, after talking to Palpatine for approximately one shopping trip. When Obi-Wan talked to Yoda about it he said that if Anakin left the order he would too in order to keep his promise to train Anakin.

I need an AU where these two did leave the order and fucked off into the universe to free slaves and cause havoc and inadvertently ruin all of Palpatine’s plans.

Like. Y’all. Please. I don’t have the patience to write this myself. But I’m still tempted.

[roselightfairy]

I have mostly been restraining my Takes out of general self-consciousness and overall exhaustion, but it is very important to me that Obi-Wan has at least once said to Qui-Gon, “One day you’re going to be wrong about something, and I hope I’m there to see it,” and then he was dueling Anakin surrounded by lava and everyone was dead and he couldn’t even enjoy the moment.

(and then years later they were both Force ghosts and Anakin was key in Palpatine’s downfall and he HAD TO EAT HIS WORDS AFTER ALL THAT)

[maulfucker]

Tagged by @better-call-maul :0

Last song: Vem Morena by Luiz Gonzaga (he is the june in Brazil equivalent of All I Want For Christmas Is You in december, which is to say he's playing everywhere)

Currently reading: I finished Maul: Lockdown last night! And now I might go back to reading The Devil To Pay In The Backlands (Grande Sertão: Veredas), a book I've been sloooowly reading for months now

Currently watching: nothing :3 I don't really watch stuff that often. But I rewatched a few bits of The Clone Wars (some Maul scenes) earlier, if that counts

Current obsession: ... Well I wouldn't call it an obsession but. It's june. I'm brazilian. I have to think about nordestine culture and the gangs of outlaws that terrorized the region around the early 1900s and influenced so much of the popular culture of the region since. I have to remake the silly little ocs I made ages ago to exist in that setting.

Also [points at my icon and url] that guy. He lives rent free in my mind. Every night I go to sleep thinking about the story I'm trying to write that I'll never finish in which a decade or so after the rise of the empire he decides maybe he should lean away from the dark side so he tracks down Obi-Wan to Tatooine to get him to teach him about the light side. And now they're roommates :] I can't wait to see where this goes <- says the guy who controls the story and is NOT writing it

Tagging... no one,, but if you want to do this you can say I tagged you

[moinsbienquekaworu]

COMING TO FRANCE TO KICK YOUR ASS

Come on Alex! Anakin made the Worst choice ever just because his feelings hurt (because of his own precedent bad choices he knew were wrong when he made them but did it anyway) and then spent almost two decades stewing in his own misery when he knew what the right thing was and he easily could have done it! He's wet he's pathetic he's killed thousands of people including a bunch of children who trusted him and his entire "family" and also his wife he's extremely miserable and it's all his fault! Pathetic wet meow meow!!

[halfhumanhalfasleep]

You can't tell me this isn't a "We have food at the house" face.

you can't tell me that this isn't how preparing battle plans went in 212th

[tennessoui]

Rex: What have I ever done to you, Kenobi? Obi-Wan: you left me unconscious on Vader's couch Rex: touche

Rex: but ok hear me out I wasn’t doing that TO you I was doing that FOR Vader…..it’s different

Obi-Wan: different doesn’t mean BETTER holy SHIT

[drydak]

agh the satine plotline....frustrate me

[hypermegabomberboy]

unfortunately my vernacular has adopted phrases that i’ve read too much in fanfiction. imagine the most exaggerated valley girl/southern californian accent saying shit like “pardon” and “apologies” in between an unholy amount of “like”s and “literally”s and that’s what my irls have been dealing with for several months

love it here