#It's a Deal

[justreadingfics]

It's a Challenge

An "It's a Deal" One-Shot

Bucky Barnes x Reader

Words: 1k

Warnings: 18+, smut (or almost), unrealistic sex performance, part of a series.

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Author’s Note: Written for the amazing @chase-your-dreams-away No beta and no proof-reading, but written with love.

“Come again, sweetheart?”

There he is, in an unsuspecting Saturday morning, wearing only a pair of black boxers as clothing, heading to the kitchen to fetch you some water and a little bite, when he hears the words that makes him stop in his tracks. He has just given you four orgasms almost in a row and figured his pretty girl needed some refreshments to start the day after he had used a warm washcloth to gently clean the last of the pleasure from her sated body.

Or as sated as he thought it would be, it seems.

“You heard me just fine, old man.” You stretch your limbs in an adorably exaggerated way before turning over on the mattress to lie on your stomach. Bucky’s gaze travels over your skin and a low sound comes out of his lungs at the view of your round and perfect ass. You you’re your head on a hand to look at him where he stands by the door of your room.

Oh, he did hear you. He heard you just fine. But he needed to see that pretty little mouth of yours moving again to say one more time what made him stop on his tracks. He says nothing. Just bites his lower lip and leans himself with his metal hand on the doorframe. Stares at you. And waits.

He bites his lip harder at the sound of your snort and the playful roll of your eyes. Damn, he loves you.

“What I said,” Bucky catches how hard you’re trying to hold back a mischievous smile, “Is that life as a couple must be wearing on you. We never got to come even close to our record again.”  

Ah, there it is. Bucky’s eyebrows furrow and he squints at you, tilting his head at the words and the clear challenge in them. You have the good sense to look a little nervous when the tiniest of smiles curls his lips and he leans away from the door.

He knows what you’re talking about. That night when the two of you still had that deal of yours. The best deal he made in his life. To be completely at your service, to be there for you whenever you wanted him. In your bed.

Or his…

Or at the back of an empty alley…

Anywhere else that would suit you, really.

He bites back the urge to laugh at the only rule you had at the time. No falling in love.

A lifetime ago.

And he knows which night you’re talking about specifically.

The night when you were curious about how many times you could reach orgasm using him and his inexhaustible source of stamina as a … human dildo… that’s what you called him if he remembers correctly. He was more than pleased to accept the challenge then… and he certainly wouldn’t balk from the current one laced at your words.

25 is the number he knows it’s on your mind.

He chuckles darkly when your eyes ever so slightly widen at the slow and poised pace he uses to walk back to you. His gaze never leaving yours.

You bite your lip when he comes close and drops to his knees on the floor beside you. Putting on his most serious face, he cups your chin, fixing your gaze on him.

“Take a look at what you do to me, sweeatheart.”

You whimper when you glance down to where you know he wants you to. He’s already hard. Has been ever since the formidable little words left that sinful mouth of yours.

“I hope you have no weekend plans other than have me inside you.” He leans in to brush his lips against your ear as you swallow, “Licking you.” His tongue darts out to lick the shell of your ear. You shudder. “Kissing you.” His lips trail to your neck, your skin hot from the contact. “Touching you in the most unholy ways you can think of…” He brings a hand to grab a handful of your ass, loving how your breath hitches.  “Not until we double that little number that’s on your mind now.”

“Bucky!” You let out a startle cry, leaning back to widen your eyes at him.

“Shhhh,” He pulls your neck to his lips again and and slide his other hand in to feel your pussy from behind. A groan rumbles his chest when he feels the little vixen is once again wet.

No other words come out from your parted lips and he senses your eyes fluttering shut at his touch. You reach down to dip your hand under the fabric of his boxers and he lets you, licking your neck when you wrap your soft fingers around him.

“But first,” he says, leaning back from your neck and marking his firm words with a slap on your ass that makes you shudder and whimper in sheer pleasure. “Water and breakfast. My girls is not a super soldier as her magnificent boyfriend after all.” He covers your hand on his cock with his metal one and guides it on a deliberately slow motion down its entire length to make his point clear.

It takes all of his strenght to part from you right now, but his grin is broad when he leans back and stands, ceasing all kinds of touch, leaving you as hot and bothered as he wanted before he swiftly turns to fetch what he just promised you.  

One more time, he halts at the door when he hears you speaking from behind him.

“Just so you know, we’re not counting those first four.”   

His grin turns even wider.

Fuck… he loves you.

[theroundbartable]

pirate au (more free to use concepts because my brain did a thing.)

Version A

Arthur is a governor and Merlin is Blackbeard. Merlin is just a menace and Arthur can't ever manage to catch him. One day, he has him cornered but they end up just the two of them on a lone island. Arthur would definitely die if Merlin wasn't there to get him through and Merlin needs Arthur to get off the island. Merlin has hidden rum everywhere but doesn't even drink. He also has books about herbs with him and keeps insulting Arthur to his face.

Arthur very slowly falls in love with the oblivious, obnoxious ten year legend- who is (2 y) younger than Arthur?!?!?!

Version B: reincarnation

Merlin is a constantly drunk sailor (still alive since Camelot), Long white beard, gets hired often by random pirates or government people, is an annoyance to all but somehow gets loads of work done despite just laying around and insulting people.

Arthur is setting sail for the first time to find the hidden island Avalon, a magic island that no one truly believes in anymore. But the person who's going to find it is said to be THE King Arthur, destined King of Albion. He who finds the sword Excalibur will have the right to take the throne.

Merlin hates him at first, already tired of people pretending to be reincarnated Arthur... But slowly he begins to see the resemblence. Once he sees Arthur defending the poor and leading pirates like knights, he reveals himself to be THE Merlin.

[princessheatherblossom]

Mistakes were made

[little-editor2]

MINI RINGO NO-

[aragarna]

Good Omemes: it's a deal! - Michael Sheen as Aziraphale and David Tennant as Crowley (Good Omens, 2x04)

[au-yuukiemcee]

Vanessa Coral - Backstory Deciding not to leave Twisted Wonderland, Yuuki gives up her memories and former identity in order to become a mermaid. Without her memories, her personality becomes warped and twisted. She joins Octavinelle as Vanessa Coral and thanks to her mermaid genetics gains magical abilities including her Unique Magic (To be revealed later).

[2-lines-and-a-circle]

Lips and Kiss (Malleus ver.)

Notes: Fem. reader, Malleus x fem reader, romance, established relationship

Sebek and you were tight buds who always talked to one another. The bond you had was so tight it was like cherries that grew together and then got stuck. What did you two grow to love? It was the fan life! You were a die hard fan of Azul and Sebek was a fan of Malleus. You had been a fan of Azul since the first day you attended school and saw that man walking down the corridor.

Saying your lover didn’t mind how big of a simp you were for Azul would be quite wrong. On the other hand you knew to shower Malleus in love too. This is what keeps the perfect balance of your simp and love life. Sebek, of course, wasn’t happy when you started dating Malleus, but was fine so long as you two still talked like normal.

What was not to be expected was how big of a simp Malleus was towards his lover and Azul had to hear it all. Azul was your dorm leader of course. Typically these meetings would happen whenever Azul and Malleus meet up by accident. Today just so happened to be in the monstro lounge.

Azul: I see… Yes she is quite the energetic type. Malleus: I do worry at times. What should I do in the times when I can’t control my love for her? It does overwhelm me from time to time. Azul: How lucky of you to ask me! See…

*the next day*

You: Malleus! *waves to him* I brought you some scones I made with Cater and Trey! I thought they turned out pretty good! Malleus: I see *picks one up to eat* … You used the fresh eggs from spade farms and the flour came from forest picks. Very refreshing, well done. *turns around* You: I didn’t know you could tell the different ingredients I used from just one taste. That’s really a talent, very similar to Azul’s. Hey, you have a crumb on your face.

Standing in front of Malleus you tried motioning to where it was on his face. While you struggled to reach his height, Malleus couldn’t help but chuckle at your cuteness. As soon as the crumbs had been swept away the two of you continued to walk down mainstreet looking for a place to eat the rest of the scones.

Throughout your time of searching for a place to eat you couldn’t help to wonder why Malleus avoided walking beside you. In fact he was in front of you the whole time, just like Azul does. Pondering as to why he was acting like Azul you questioned his strange actions.

You: Did you get jealous of Azul? Is that why you’re acting like him? Malleus: No. You: *pouts* That’s a little disappointing, I was hoping to see your jealous side…

After Malleus took one look at you, his love couldn’t handle your cuteness anymore and he overflowed with love. Holding your face close to his, Malleus kissed you over and over again. He barely left you any time to breathe in between each kiss. You weren’t sure as to what came over him at all, not that you were complaining about his kisses. Finishing up the last bit of his kisses the two of you found a place to eat the remaining scones, while you questioned Malleus on the truth.  

[foolfortune]

[izukuer]

characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that

[mroddmod]

the queen of the disco or whatever

[that-sweet-jester]

shimmer family being silly

[justreadingfics]

I just finished “ it’s a deal” and I love it soooo much!!! You did such a great work!!!

Also the one shots are amazing!

And I can’t help it, so did Bucky and reader make their own video? The one they talked in the “best gift ever”?

Ohh, those two idiots. They tried. They did try. But our dear Reader couldn’t stop giggling whenever Bucky came closer with the camera and that’s all they’ve got now: 20 minutes of both of them naked and giggling.

Bucky still takes it to missions and keeps staring at it with a stupid smile on his lips.

It earned Sam a kick to his face when he tried to take a peek at Bucky's phone.

Thank you for your kind words. ;)

[antennatoheaven]

[mandycantdecide]

[egberts]

what is the POOOOIINNTTTT in turning off reblogs to a good and popular post. I wanna reblog that. it was funny. it's my god given right to reblog. that feature was meant to use from the jump so people didn't reblog your personal shit. yall are just being mean when you see a post start to resonate and then you PULL THE TABLECLOTHHHHH