#It was unreal

[cedarsmoke4]

Several weeks ago, The Universe dropped me into a room with the World’s Most Interesting Man and said,

“You’ve got 20 minutes to ask him questions, speak now or regret it FOREVER,”

and I said “bet.”

…and then I just had to draw him as a DnD character

[imsurroundedbytheocean]

I Hate It Here x the lakes (except this video only includes I Hate It Here… sorry!)

[singularityinthemirror]

Here some picture from before the hi touch. I was so close to them, they were the cutest 🥰

[starified-lizzy]

Yallllll

I never fucking thought I’d live to see the day

I JUST SAW A LADY WITH THE KAREN HAIRCUT

LIKE THIS BITCH, RIGHT HERE

SUNGLASSES AND EVERYTHING

I THOUGHT I WAS DREAMING FOR A MOMENT

[its-the-ratdawg]

@long-in-the-tooth you are the realest homie and i do not deserve you ♥️

[laur-kay]

[joyridingmp3]

I TOUCHED ANTHONY GREEN WTFFFF

[oflights]

top five flavors!!!

oooh this is such a good one, man you guys are good at these!

pistachio. absolutely the best ice cream flavor, no contest, and i like pistachios in virtually any other desserts or pastries. pistachio paste? ambrosia. pistachio shortbread? my favorite cookies ever. etc.

sweet chili! does this count as a flavor? i'm counting it. i like spicy-sweet as a combo and when a good sweet chili sauce finds that perfect balance, there are few things better.

dark chocolate. i am a bit of a milk chocolate hater and i despise anything white chocolate-flavored, but dark chocolate anything is great.

dark chocolate-orange combo. elite, will eat literally anything that combines these two.

lime! i weirdly do not like lemon juice, but i dress a lot of things with lime juice and will sometimes just drink it straight. key lime is even better but they are so frickin annoying to juice. my friend brought me home some key lime-flavored fruit slices from florida and they are now my favorite kind of fruit slices, everything else should pack it in.

[deliriouscomfort]

time of my life this weekend 🌊🦀

[lanshappycorner]

Go up to a non twst player and tell them Azul and Jade wrung out Floyd for his eel juices and theyd never believe u

[visenyaism]

i don’t know about you guys but the main reason i am still on tumblr in 2024 is BECAUSE it is the most cloutless least influential social media app out there and that is the experience i am after. absolutely none of this will ever translate into significant attention or real success in my life and that is so beautiful.

[castielsprostate]

[lizardsfromspace]

The thing about Cottagecore is that is a fetishized aesthetic of country life, divorced from labor and idealized by a primarily urban audience with a backward looking ethos of tradition. They are not prepared for the stresses of a rural life: farming; harvesting; tapping pumpkins to ensure none of them have been replaced with flesh; losing out on income by having to use one of your pigs in a blood sacrifice to paint protective sigils over your doors and windows; checking cracks and chimneys for the flesh-vines of the Pumpkin Lord; having to decide, before the Growth is complete, whether that's really your tradwife or an amassment of vines, leaves, and blood in the shape of your tradwife; ignoring their desperate pleas that "I'm me! No! No!" as you burn them alive, realizing too late you picked wrong; and the exploitative corporate nature of commercial farming in 2024. All seen through a deeply colonial lens, of course

[nachosforfree]

I'm obsessed with this tweet

[lesbxdyke]

I could think of no better way to share the news than this!

So when I was 17, my cat went missing and I'd given up hope of ever seeing him again.

Until on Monday, 27th of May, 2024, my friend sent me a FB post asking 'isn't that your mother?' about the person named on the microchip.

Here he is! 16 years old, and found safe, twelve whole years after he went missing!

Yesterday (Tuesday the 28th of May, 2024) I went to the rescue that had him, and I reclaimed my boy, renaming him Artie! (He'd originally been called 'Cat' because my mother and I couldn't decide on a name)

He's home safe with me now, currently inhabiting my bathroom and purring up a storm every time someone goes in there!

I'll be doing slow introductions between him and my current cat to give them the best possible chance of living in harmony!

Here's some pictures of Artie once we let him out of the carrier:

[cadaverousdecay]

🦇 carmilla-did-nothing-wrong Follow

just because images of crucifixes cant physically harm us doesnt mean they arent still triggering, tag your crucifix pix j*sus chr*st

     silverstaked-deactivated2023100

oh? little bloodsuckers afraid of a tiny cross?

🦇 carmilla-did-nothing-wrong Follow

literally what the fuck is your problem?

⚰ fangs4fags Follow

of course its a fucking hunter

🧛‍♀️ cadaverouscathy Follow

Why are there still hunters on this site?? @staff

☠ skellingtom Follow

silverstaked has literally sent my friend exorcisms before. nothing strong enough to send them back to hell but theyve been weakened for days because of it. block and report.

🐺 howlin4u Follow

adding these tags from @ vamplovingwolf theyre targeting werewolves too i guess

👻 tombfoolery Follow

we did it ghouls