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animentality · 9 months ago
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Durgetash. < Gurge. Same ship, better name.
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kissingmendotcom · 2 months ago
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guys I'm soooo screweddddd, so I don't like saying this but I don't know how else to explain it but I get off like a lot, probably not what most people think of as a lot but like at least once a day and I find it gross to an extent when I do it but that's just the way things are, but lately I've found myself not being able to get off unless I'm thinking about him and wearing the collar he picked out for me, and like the stuff I usually read or watch to get myself off just doesn't work, like it has to be his voice and his face and his body in my head or it just doesn't work, I'm pretty sure that when I get my hands on him properly for the first time I won't even be able to get off at all unless he's physically there with me
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very-uncorrect · 7 months ago
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hi hi what the FUCK is "transnazi"
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daydreamerwonderkid · 5 months ago
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Anybody else feel like they've been on crazy pills the past 48 hrs?
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acrylic-user · 2 years ago
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People talking about celery when talking about ants on a log seems so weird to me but that’s probably because I’ve never heard of this before and I’m taking it probably too literally than it’s meant to be taken 
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beastcpu · 1 year ago
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Am i the only one who has to literally fight the urge to throw up when someone says "playing" when they mean sex
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marisatomay · 1 year ago
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every sex scene in a movie is necessary, actually. we called for a vote on it while you were in the bathroom. yeah, even the people who were on the fence voted in favor of it because you were being a whiny child. and we don’t like you.
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comicslina · 27 days ago
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Dear Nightwing fans,
My sympathies.
Sincerely,
A Red Hood fan who had to experience the Outlaws webtoon
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consoleyourself · 4 months ago
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@tinyfrogperson
1 heaping tsp instant coffee, in the cup
1 heaping tsp sugar, in the cup
2 raw eggs, in the cup
Blend with hand mixer/foamer until smooth. Should have a creamy and slightly foamy texture. The yolk and white should not be separated.
Add whole milk to taste, 1-3 fl oz.
Blend again to even out the consistency.
It will be smooth, beyond creamy, a bit sweet, not bitter, and not eggy in flavor.
Yall I found a terrifying way to make instant coffee palletable
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eerna · 2 months ago
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me explaining why Will/Elizabeth/Jack love triangle was a perfect little one-movie arc that wasn't present in the final movie because it was never about choosing and instead just about dynamics and character development so they all outgrew it by then
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#like first off will and elizabeth are having similar character arcs but in totally opposite directions#he loses himself and gets all sad the further into the world of piracy he gets. she blooms and becomes her best self and excels at it.#and both of their arcs are supervised by jack who is there to make fun of them until it's no longer funny#will is absolutely repulsed by him but also understands him more and more once he realizes he would do anything to get to his goal#elizabeth is absolutely repulsed by him but also wants to BE him. he is what she wishes she could be were she totally free#and her possible attraction to him is treated as FUNNY because it IS VERY RIDICULOUS. like why tf would she want this weird gross guy when#she has actual perfect loverboy will at home. well bc will just doesn't get her. he is sad and lost while she is thriving#and the only one who gets it is the old smelly clown over there. why is the compass pointing at him (bc she wants to be him so bad)#that movie is about the characters not knowing what they want. they are all at a crossroads and have to choose which way to go. so it makes#sense that the main characters have a push and pull dynamic between them!!! c'mon!!!! it is so cool!!!#eernatalk#also i know pirate king elizabeth awakened something in all of us but can i add. the look she gives jack when he stops kissing her bc of th#sound of the shackles. the way she bares her teeth like she is steeling herself for the ''you deserve to die i am not sorry for this''speec#WHEEEWW.... WHEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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splashtailstar · 2 years ago
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saw a poll about this earlier but
apparently people eat plain cheese sandwiches and don't even grill them???
like you put a slice of cheese between bread, don't even heat it up, then eat it???
is this a common thing outside of america?
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yuridovewing · 3 months ago
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genuinely embarrassing how blossomfall gets more fandom sympathy than breezepelt. “boohoo my sister is disabled and my mommy is emotionally abusing her paying more attention to her than me and i hate my stupid ass sister for getting herself disabled and wish she died. also im a grown ass woman.” vs “my dad hit and neglected me as a child and isolated me from my clanmates and it left me maladjusted and seeking validation from terrible sources and its implied hes like this because he’s drooling after the one that got away” like how is this not cut and dry. you cant even soak in the shitty “well breezepelt was a shitty kid” excuse because blossomfall was also shitty before and after the incident. tbh, id argue she’s shittier because breezepelt actually did change his behavior while blossomfall is just as bigoted as ever.
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vristrogen · 6 months ago
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something about people calling vrisrezi "toxic yuri" always puts me off. i understand the lack of words to really put their dynamic but like you know theyre in a relationship thats largely good for them right. they arent dating because "it sucks but it would be worse without each other" they genuinely really love each other a lot
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leavingautumn13 · 1 year ago
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more of my dragonborn oc, kyrena, and the slippery slope that is working with daedra
[i have commissions open now!]
bonus miraak:
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morgue-me · 1 year ago
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they're all such freaks
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vellecann · 1 day ago
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old friend
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