#It sounds gross

[animentality]

Durgetash. < Gurge. Same ship, better name.

[kissingmendotcom]

guys I'm soooo screweddddd, so I don't like saying this but I don't know how else to explain it but I get off like a lot, probably not what most people think of as a lot but like at least once a day and I find it gross to an extent when I do it but that's just the way things are, but lately I've found myself not being able to get off unless I'm thinking about him and wearing the collar he picked out for me, and like the stuff I usually read or watch to get myself off just doesn't work, like it has to be his voice and his face and his body in my head or it just doesn't work, I'm pretty sure that when I get my hands on him properly for the first time I won't even be able to get off at all unless he's physically there with me

[very-uncorrect]

hi hi what the FUCK is "transnazi"

[daydreamerwonderkid]

Anybody else feel like they've been on crazy pills the past 48 hrs?

[acrylic-user]

People talking about celery when talking about ants on a log seems so weird to me but that’s probably because I’ve never heard of this before and I’m taking it probably too literally than it’s meant to be taken 

[beastcpu]

Am i the only one who has to literally fight the urge to throw up when someone says "playing" when they mean sex

[marisatomay]

every sex scene in a movie is necessary, actually. we called for a vote on it while you were in the bathroom. yeah, even the people who were on the fence voted in favor of it because you were being a whiny child. and we don’t like you.

[comicslina]

Dear Nightwing fans,

My sympathies.

Sincerely,

A Red Hood fan who had to experience the Outlaws webtoon

[consoleyourself]

@tinyfrogperson

1 heaping tsp instant coffee, in the cup

1 heaping tsp sugar, in the cup

2 raw eggs, in the cup

Blend with hand mixer/foamer until smooth. Should have a creamy and slightly foamy texture. The yolk and white should not be separated.

Add whole milk to taste, 1-3 fl oz.

Blend again to even out the consistency.

It will be smooth, beyond creamy, a bit sweet, not bitter, and not eggy in flavor.

Yall I found a terrifying way to make instant coffee palletable

[eerna]

me explaining why Will/Elizabeth/Jack love triangle was a perfect little one-movie arc that wasn't present in the final movie because it was never about choosing and instead just about dynamics and character development so they all outgrew it by then

[wokeleftistmob]

saw a poll about this earlier but

apparently people eat plain cheese sandwiches and don't even grill them???

like you put a slice of cheese between bread, don't even heat it up, then eat it???

is this a common thing outside of america?

[yuridovewing]

genuinely embarrassing how blossomfall gets more fandom sympathy than breezepelt. “boohoo my sister is disabled and my mommy is emotionally abusing her paying more attention to her than me and i hate my stupid ass sister for getting herself disabled and wish she died. also im a grown ass woman.” vs “my dad hit and neglected me as a child and isolated me from my clanmates and it left me maladjusted and seeking validation from terrible sources and its implied hes like this because he’s drooling after the one that got away” like how is this not cut and dry. you cant even soak in the shitty “well breezepelt was a shitty kid” excuse because blossomfall was also shitty before and after the incident. tbh, id argue she’s shittier because breezepelt actually did change his behavior while blossomfall is just as bigoted as ever.

[vellecann]

old friend

[vristrogen]

something about people calling vrisrezi "toxic yuri" always puts me off. i understand the lack of words to really put their dynamic but like you know theyre in a relationship thats largely good for them right. they arent dating because "it sucks but it would be worse without each other" they genuinely really love each other a lot

[leavingautumn13]

more of my dragonborn oc, kyrena, and the slippery slope that is working with daedra

[i have commissions open now!]

bonus miraak:

[scottsupremacy]

who up jimming they curlys