#It is no longer a joke and is delicious asf

[starspell57]

ok, hear me out…

make a homemade pizza crust- 1c flour, 1tbsp sugar, 1tsp salt, 2 1/4 tsp yeast, 1/2c oil, and 1c warm water. Mix and add flour until it’s an appropriate dough texture- it shouldn’t fall apart, and it shouldn’t be super sticky. Let it rise next to a heat source; most commonly your oven while it preheats to 350F (use 375F for electric- we have a gas stove, so it runs hot). Once it’s doubled in size, put it on a baking sheet that’s been sprayed with PAM, and bake for 8 minutes. To assemble your pizza, may I suggest: marinara sauce (for homemade: 1 container to 1.5 containers of water. Coat liberally with Italian seasoning, garlic, and onion powder, or whichever spices you want to use). Chicken nuggets, sliced, bacon bits, Gruyère cheese, and bury all that under mozzarella cheese. Bake it for ~15-20 minutes or until the cheese melts. Enjoy with the soda/pop of your choice!

[bitchkay]

TINO SMUT- TINO SMUT. THE KINKY SHIT TOO MAAM

Ma'am🚫

Only I can call myself ma'am🤨

I identify as terrifying and vicious with a side order of god😋 /hj

ANYWAY😁

Right off the bat Tino is 6 '1 and you already know his dick is ridiculously huge

You already know what I'm gonna say

Size kink asf😩

Imma write this right off the top of my head

"Easy now.."

Tino held your hip firm as he pushed his fat tip to your entrance. You choked up as you gripped his bicep tightly sinking your nails into his skin.

"T-tino.. hurts..." with your eyes squeezed shut and legs wrapped tighter around his waist despite the ache between your thighs.

Tino leaned down peppering your face with kisses of reassurance, massaging your hip bone soothingly.

"Shh it's okay... you're ok... do you want to stop?" He asks looking you in the eye.

You shook your head no, blinking away tears that sprung in your eyes.

"Wan' it in... need you inside me."

Tino gulped as you looked up at him pleadingly. You were going to be the death of him.

He held your plush hips, going as slow as humanly possible as he tried to push into your tight pussy. He kissed the corners of your mouth as another sob escaped your lips slipping a hand between your legs rolling slow circles on your sensitive clit to distract you from any pain.

".. more..." you whispered against his lips.

Tinos impressive girth eased inside steadily, your cunt leaking juices pushed out from the intrusion. You felt so full as Tino filled you up, leaving no extra space, splitting you apart.

"Mmm..." the pain started to dissipate as your wetness aided with lubrication slipping deeper inside you.

Tinos cock twitched as he pressed an inch more, your pussy clamping down on him. Tino pressed deliciously against your cervix filling you all the way up, you could feel him so deep, you choked up almost feeling him in your throat.

"... deep.." you sighed in astonishment feeling so utterly full you could barely process it.

You mind felt foggy, your clit swollen and twitching, your pussy ruined on Tinos cock.

".. you want it all in..?"

"There's more?!"

He has to be joking. He was already in your guts the way he pressed so deeply inside you and it wasn't all the way in?! Only then do you notice you hips weren't flush to each other and after looking down you noticed there was still a considerable amount of cock left. Fuck.

"Break me."

"Pardon me?"

"I want it all. I wanna feel all of you inside. Make me yours. Ruin me for anyone else. Break me Valentino."

You were running off pure unbridled arousal at this point, your heart beat fast and your clit twitched from lack of attention. Tino swallowed hard looking down at you. Whatever wasn't already inside you glistened, length coated in your arousal. His cock twitched making you jump at the slightest stimulation, your pussy tight around him, gripping him like a vice not letting go. Just slipping inside you brought him close to the edge and he wouldn't be surprised if you were just as close.

"... be careful about what it is you ask for.."

"I want it so bad. I want you to carve yourself a place inside my body that's only been reached by you... I want you so deep inside I can feel you right.. here."

You reached for one of his hands placing it right on your stomach. Tinos breath grew ragged as he witnessed the fire in your eyes feeling your soft belly rise and fall under his hand.

"... hold fast to me then."

Not a moment longer did you feel yourself being stretched beyond coherency. Your back folding into a deeper arch the further you felt him. Your eyelids fluttered, close to rolling back as you felt his hip settle against yours.

"Yea... so.. s'deep.." your voice nothing but a whisper as your legs twitched.

Tino sighed your name feeling your warm pillowy walls refuse to let go of its vice like grip, breath shaking as you seemed to get wetter at the sensation.

"... creator.."

"Hahh... d'you feel it... you're in my belly Tino."

And it was true. The place your hands once sat on your stomach now sat a mildly prominent bulge in your lower belly. You were so delirious on the feeling, drunk on Tino and his unbelievable size, so impossibly deep inside you. You'd barely even got to fucking and you're already so close. You felt so sensitive even Tinos gentle hands on your waist were almost too much for you.

Feeling your body relax slightly Tino stole a peek at where you're connected. His balls were tight and your clit burned, swollen and dark, and oh so sensitive. He started to pull out wanting to make love to you probably but you only tightened your legs arround him wrapping your arms around his neck even tighter, curling your body against him with a desperate whimper.

"No..." your voice was small when you said it. "I'm... I'm gonna cum..!"

Your body twitched, your juices rolling down his balls as your clit pressed against the front of Tino pelvis. Your body seemed to vibrate as you came, creaming all over Tinos thick length.

"I'm.. I'm sorry," you whispered. "More... I need more."

"More you say?"

Your legs were soon folded into your chest with Tino above you pinning you down to the bed.

"You really should be careful of what you wish for... I'm at my limit."

Period💅🏾✨

And I wrote that in one sitting bitch

That's what's up

[steponmepinkjun]

The Main 6 at The Cookout 🌴🍗🍻

A quick lil HC for a hot summers day 😉

Warning: mentions of alcohol and brief mention of drug use

Asra ~

Plans to bring food but forgets

Catch him sandwiching every food together into a monstrocity plate he swears is delicious

He's that cousin that you "take a walk with" halfway thru the evening to go smoke weed

Indulges the little cousins by letting them play games on his phone and giving them piggyback rides 

If the conversation gets messy or political, he'll find a couch to nap on till it's over 

Probably falls asleep hard on the couch or the floor and everyone just leaves him there till morning

Julian ~

He brought the booze, my friends 

Chatty with everyone, the grandmas gush over him and he gets invited to smoke a cigar with gramps and pop

Gets p shwastey early on, you have to fight him to get him to drink water 

Will cry over the desserts. They're so well made and full of love, it makes him emotional. Yes, it's a drunk cry, just let it happen 

Passes out in a lawn chair and gets hella sunburnt 

Nadia ~

The Bad and Bougie aunt who shows up in fur and Louboutins with her shades on

Shady asf, sips her chardonnay and side eyes everyone 

When everyone's kids are running around crazy she huffs and rolls her eyes 

If the moms are talking about the stress of kids being out of school, she'll let yall know she just got back from a vacation overseas that her latest boyfriend paid for 

He bought her this purse, isn't it nice? 

Yes, she already dumped him. Don't get weighed down by a man, ever, sweetie 

Hands you a $50 under the table and tells you not to tell your momma 

Muriel

Shy asf. Doesn't wanna be here. If you leave him alone he WILL shrivel up and die 

Too quiet to jump into any conversations on his own 

All the little ones wanna ride him like a pony 

Finds the resident dog or cat and sticks by their side the whole night 

Has one beer and then stops because he thinks he's getting too loud and obnoxious (he laughed at someone's joke for a second longer than sober Muri would have) 

Portia ~

If you were waiting for someone to start a screaming match over political policy… this is your girl. 

The only other person your pops trusts on the grill

Has a few fruity drinks and then a few beers, and isn't afraid to yell at your uncle when he makes a joke in bad taste 

"Let's move on to a lighter topic, WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE DEATH PENALTY, BOB?" 

Probably wants to feel you up a lil bit 

Tries to convince you to sneak to the bathroom for a make out sesh 

Lucio ~

He came in drunk and he's not leaving till he's wheeled out on a stretcher 

Way overdressed and wants to start a fight with everyone 

Keeps trying to suggest cooking "hacks" to the head chef 

Brags about his money all night, when everyone knows he's actually broke as a joke 

Find him standing on a lawn chair trying to twerk while Britney Spears plays

Breaks at least three glasses and probably a vase 

Tries to convince Muri to use him as a battering ram through the backyard fence 

Passes out face down in a plate of baked mac and cheese