#It has been a DAY
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sophsicle · 1 year ago
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i wanna be such a good TA. u don't understand like, i look at their little faces and i'm like "the system is rigged against you and it's unfair and they ask you to do more than they should if they want you to be producing quality work and retaining information but i know the tricks, i know the cheats, i know how to help you and i want you to do so so well and be a smarter more thoughtful person because you took this course and and and" but like also i get in a room full of like twenty year olds who just stare at me with blank faces every time i ask them a question and i feel my heart wilt a little like. "oh. ok. well."
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allaboutlov3 · 7 months ago
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Dog days are over but its Bellatrix after OOTP
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carriesthewind · 21 hours ago
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Presented without context:
AHAHSHA\AHHAAAAAAAHHSHHHHHHHHHH
WHAT IS THE PROBLEM.
WHAT DO YOU WANT.
please im just a simple attorney. i can only work with what you give me.
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etdraconis · 3 days ago
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( happy first day of the semester to me and my absolutely wrecked knee that I injured rushing to class. we’re having a great time guys )
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theic-manic · 6 months ago
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Devotional brainrot for Hermes
Paris (not Hilton) had a favourite bull or something and he was like "I'll offer a bussin' prize to whoever beats it"
Now Ares, Swole CEO of the Chads with no rizz was like "FUCK YEAH I'LL FINESSE AND TAKE THE W"
And so without telling anyone, he decided to glow up into bull to fight, taking that W.
He didn't need the prize or anything but it was giving LinkedIn success story.
Anyway so Paris wasn't even salty but no cap had main character energy and gave Ares that Guap.
So news of this was hyped so much that Paris' G.O.A.T dank move was recognised by Zeus.
So the Olympus CEO decided that since Paris clearly passed the vibe check he can judge which Bougie Goddess (Athena, Aphrodite or Hera) wins the Gyat prize - a golden apple with "to the most bougie" carved into it by Eris threw to the 3 Bougies because she's just that extra.
Aphrodite was hella sus though & offered a bribe to Paris, Helen of Sparta and sadly Paris was thirsty so chose Aphrodite, misunderstanding the assignment.
The when Paris went ahead and snatched his BBG which caused Troy to tell Greece "yooo, catch these hands" and a bunch of players were unalived, including Paris.
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a-very-sparkly-nerd · 6 months ago
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drop that baby like it's hot
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bnesszai · 1 year ago
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Thinking about Stormbringer again and losing my mind.
What do you mean that Dazai just casually carried Chuuya to his dying friends? What do you mean the detective wants to show Chuuya the light? What do you mean that Adam became such an important character that everyone became emotionally attached to? What do you mean Shirase went from a brat to a kid deserving of my sympathies? What do you mean Dazai was willing to give up his plan to stop Verlaine if Chuuya had said he wanted proof of his humanity? And what do you mean that Dazai has always believed that Chuuya is human? What do you mean Verlaine gave up on the idea of his humanity and that Arthur always held onto it for him?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
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yellowjacketslesbian · 2 years ago
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in light of the current discourse, I made an infographic
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rainbowgaez · 1 year ago
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in my fivehead era
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pendragonsclotpole · 1 year ago
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does anyone have one of those whiteboards or flip pads so we can start the next running count of “XX Days Since the Last AO3 Shut Down”?
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momentsofamber · 8 months ago
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Sorry for not checking in sooner but my partner and I have been homeless since the 1st of the month and this afternoon our car (which we were living in) was impounded, so now as I'm writing this we're stranded at a rest stop and I am Not Having The Time Of My Life(tm).
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onestepbackwards · 8 months ago
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Me: *Sees Castlevania and Dungeons and Dragons is leaked for Dead by Daylight* Me: FINE I'll play dbd again
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sleepinglionhearts · 8 months ago
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Some art stores have designated spaces for customers to draw on things. Yes, take a sharpie, draw on this section of wall. Have fun. Knock yourself out.
The art section at the bookstore is not one of these places. Please stop drawing on the shelves. I have to clean that up. I am crying.
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blood-mocha-latte · 3 months ago
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after being trapped in a cat crate for forty five minutes i am glad to say that i have survived. and also that ive changed forever. and also that it gave me a writing Epiphany
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justamadpenguinwithablog · 1 month ago
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Too tired to sleep
Nervous about having asked a (cute and intimidatingly clever) classmate to get a drink and having him respond with an "oh sure, yeah" equivalent
Horny too but not necessarily for him
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papaziggy-devblog · 2 years ago
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Could I get a Happy Birthday from Harper~?
^^🧡
"Happy Birthday, Cara Mia~ I hope its been a wonderful one and nothing would make me happier than spending it and the many more to come with you 🖤
From the bottom of my heart I want you to know I love you, and to remember there's nothing in this world that means more to me than you~ 🖤🖤🖤"
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