#It Came From Youtube

[clownaddict]

Leman Russ is a man playing the role of a beast Lion El'Johnson is a beast playing the role of a man Aka dogs are a mans best friend and a cat will nuke your planet slap the shit out of you regardless

[suicidalgamergirl]

Mr. BrightSide

Another fic dabble. Yeah, I was looking at A.Astarion shorts off YouTube, yet this ASMR caught my attention.

If you don't mind the British accent, it very sweet.

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“You know I love you Ness,” the student said as she caressed her cheek. 

She was confused. She was touch starved throughout her entire life and this student tried to calm her down.

Then she did the thing. The one thing that would ever be stamped on her entire life. She should have said something, but had the student pressed her lips onto her, forcing to kiss her.

Ness felt used, discarded, and worthless. She wasn’t ready for the relationship. She just kept quiet until the student was done with her. She didn’t know how to continue. If she told someone about this, they would label her homophobic. 

Maybe she was sexually confused.

The kiss stopped. The student looked at her as she took her hand out of Ness’ pants. She knew that Ness would never tell anyone about this situation. She smiled as she looked at Ness, who looked like a deer staring at headlights.

“We should go,” she stated as she moved away from Ness, “but remember, we’ll be together forever.”

Ness and the student parted their ways as if their intimate encounter was nothing.

Sadly, that was the last time she had contact with said student.

****

Ness opened her eyes. She wasn’t dead from the bite. She hated that old memory. Why the fuck did that memory had to show up? Did it have to remind her again of how worthless she was?

She still has one problem in her room. That damned ascended vampire.

She couldn’t even satisfy a vampire’s thirst. Wonderful. Just wonderful.

She placed her hands on her neck. The bite was cool to touch and she felt two bite marks on her throat. It felt damning for the first time in so many years that a vampire dared to become close to her. It made her feel even worse than usual.

Maybe Ken was right about her. You’re nothing but a stupid bitch.

The vampire ascendant looked at her, as a parent looking to discipline a kid. Why was she so miserable? He did not enjoy this company.

“I don’t like you downcasting yourself,” he stated, “whatever is the matter with you, my sweet?”

“Please don’t,” she replied. She knew his sweet honey words meant nothing. She was a toy. If she wasn’t making anyone happy, she’ll easily be thrown away afterwards. She hoped the vampire would leave her alone. She couldn’t even satisfy his thirst. Why bother with her?

He disliked this attitude. It was beneath him. Such an ungrateful human. Why was she so stubborn?

He used his right hand to cup her face, staring directly at her face. Her eyes told a story of just one exhausted human with tears running down her eyes. She was staring at him. Her eyes showed misery.

Him holding her like this made him know she was quite fragile. She had been touch starved for decades. For once, a vampire touched her more than her relationship for five years with her ex, Ken. Pathetic, isn’t it?

What a stupid bitch she is. 

“Why are you so ungrateful?” he asked while staring at her. He didn’t like when his prey was like this. He knew other humans would beg for an opportunity to be his.

This human felt like damaged goods, with blood hidden in her that was enticing said vampire. Oh, he wanted more of it, yet he wanted to learn more of his prey.

He had the upper hand. He wasn’t letting her go unless she answered him. She stared at him, with her eyes, still wet from her tears.

It was time to be truthful. That will prove the vampire ascendant she isn’t worthy of his company.

“I’m a shit-ton of emotional baggage,” she replied as she stated her case, “my loveless relationship ended a few days ago. I thought going out at night would get my mind off it. Then I found you, ruffled up by dogs. I felt sorry and wanted to help you out. Guess that was a stupid mistake on my end.”

“At least you’re honest,” he said as he was somewhat pleased with her response. That could explain her attitude. He recalled his relationship with Tav and how ungrateful she was when she was with him.

Tav ended it with her choosing death rather than being a consort by his side.

Perhaps finding this lady, who seemed to be damaged goods, was a perfect excuse to start all over again. Humans were such eager creatures to please others.

In the end, she’ll be wonderfully obedient to him. No one will dare harm her again.

****

That lip bite really got me. Also this fic got me ideas.

https://www.tumblr.com/brain-rot-central/742502156690767872?source=share

-V

[tgtncomic]

Here's the clip that I reference from here:

https://tgtncomic.tumblr.com/post/735632217605357568/so-that-bg3-patch-5

It reminds me of Soma's Bat Soul transformation in Aria of Sorrow.

Fun Fact: The PS version of Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, I taught Alucard's Bat Familiar to kill the final bosses, Shaft and Dracula, in 10 hits. Had to equip two Rings of Varda to be powered up and got the familiar at level 99.

[youtubeminuscontext]

Elmo's gonna have to fuck a bitch up!

P.M. Seymour

[manny-jacinto]

Tom Burke as Praetorian Jack & Anya Taylor-Joy as Furiosa FURIOSA: A MAD MAX SAGA (2024)

[jomeimei421]

Felt a bit nostalgic watching RT shut down…Here are the og faves again for old times sake 💙

[ichiwashername-o]

I have drawn many, many stupid things in my time.

But this has to take the cake.

Happy New Years, y'all, have the absolute worst thing I've ever done.

[perryelornitorrinco]

I needed to do a Link's Awakening animatic or I would explode, it's been for too many months in my head, and after two days glued to my ipad I finally finished this muhehe.

I wanted to use Strawberry Blonde by Mitsky but ugghhh I couldn't think of how to draw it, BUT, I discovered this song like a month ago and couldn't stop thinking about them TAT.

So yeah instead of chapter 2 I give you this wonky ahh animatic that made me cry in various ways instead. HOPE YOU LIKE IT :·3!!!!💖

It's my first time doing a long video with a few gifs and not just a small animation so yeah, expect it to be funny looking XDKJASHK!

[notyoujamie]

[drawnfamiliarfaces]

🌼Totally Spies🌼 new season in year of 2025??? here we go???

[suicidalgamergirl]

I know I should keep my obsession with said vampire to myself. I did predict if Neil ever did ASMRs, the FanGirls of sparkling twink vampires will go nuts. The actor in this one is not bad, might be helpful for my own silly fic I’m writing.

It sucks I can’t write smut, but I might be interested in using this ASMR to help gear my fanfic. Darling, you just have a vampire in your room. How exquisite for this pale beauty graces your presence with sways of praise to you as he wants your savoury blood.

Funny, my Christian faith fiancé can write dabbles of smut with ease. I’m jelly.

And my erotic written adventure ends with so much PG-13 fluff that you think the characters were mere children teasing each other, despite being fully grown adults.

Yeah, getting SA as a tween, feeling ashamed of sex, then have voices in your head doubt you and begs you to take your own life daily….of course I can’t see pleasure in sex.

I’m more sex repulsed than any religious guy. They do it to be pure. I do it cause I find it painful.

Sorry for the rant. I do want my fic to continue. I just have loose straws to figure out on how continue writing my frustrations.

-V

[tgtncomic]

[feralnumberfive]

Sloane's absence in S4 is completely chalked up to "Yeah we didn't have enough time and room for her so we're just not going to touch the subject of her disappearance at all and hope fans don't notice or care"

[scoriarose]

Tonight I found baby girl doing something probably no snarent ever expects to find- wearing makeup.

For her first try putting on winged eyeliner all by herself she did a pretty dang good job.

Especially considering she doesn't have eye liner or hands.

She knows she's a diva!

Bonus video of me embarrassing her:

[frogloinz]

more joel and sarah or joel and ellie pls pls pls pls plssss PLEASEEEEEbnags fist on tbable

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