haywire4
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born in 89 💾💽📼 m/bi ♂️↔️ professional failson living in the inland northwest 😩🎓🌲 extremely online 🖥️📱🔋 follow for reblogged japanese cars 🗻🏎️🎌 undertale robot 👢🤖🔥 other things 🕹🍞🌹
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Following months of soul searching and a protracted home sale negotiation, the New York Yankees reportedly moved to Southport, CT this week to settle down and raise their kids. “We really love this city and have had some of the best nights of our lives here, but we decided it was time to prioritize what’s best for our young family and put baseball second,” said team president Randy Levine, who convinced board members to sell Yankee Stadium after finding a charming colonial that has a yard large enough for the organization’s four young children—Olivia, Aiden, Michael, and Chloe—and that also happens to be in a great school district.  Full Story
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haywire4 · 8 hours ago
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Came across a complex political meme on Reddit that I didn't understand so I fixed it to make sense!
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she checks the floor vents every day to see if the furnace is on yet and today was the day :)
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haywire4 · 1 day ago
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My daily jaunt in the abyss
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Uni :3
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haywire4 · 2 days ago
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Sunday morning
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haywire4 · 2 days ago
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Thanks Alphys
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haywire4 · 3 days ago
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─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ─── -͟͟͞☆ popstar!
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haywire4 · 3 days ago
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Fine, okay, look, you've been a perfect little pet for mommy. That's what you wanted to hear right? That you've been a perfect pet? Well you've left a lot to be desired as a fucking roommate. Mommy's getting tired of picking up the slack with the chores we were supposed to split evenly. Good girls do what they're told, right? How about this: good girls pick up the beer cans they left on the coffee table. Good girls refill the dishwasher before they get high and destroy a pot of ramen on the stove. Can good girls refill the fucking ice tray? Please? Come the fuck on stop humping my leg for one second
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haywire4 · 3 days ago
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asuka is a little confused about the purpose of pride month
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haywire4 · 4 days ago
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