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Watching in stunned silence as the almost 90-year-old Academy Award–winning actress aggressively pushed him to drop the price, local man Aaron Singerman confirmed Tuesday that he wasn’t expecting Dame Judi Dench to respond to his recent Craigslist ad for a Sony PlayStation 4. “She emailed me with an offer just a few minutes after I posted, and kept upping every bid until I finally told her to just come over,” said Singerman, adding that the veteran actor of stage and screen did not identify herself and that he initially assumed the damejudi@gmail account belonged to a fan or was just a joke. Full Story

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citadel: explodes

every citizen: woooo yea

scientist on the TV: we all need to fuck. now

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I wish I was making this up . . .

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Darling, I can show you where my love hides

It’s a heart beat

On a hard drive

❤️🫦

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Mettagyat 🫦🫦

Made in roblox spray paint 🎨

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In an effort to ensure all Americans receive a zesty kick, the Food and Drug Administration officially recommended Tuesday adding a little Tabasco to that bad boy. “Based on years of research and dozens of clinical trials, our agency strongly advocates that citizens put a splash of Tabasco right on that sucker,” said FDA acting commissioner Stephen Ostroff at an afternoon press conference, stressing that both adults and children sprinkle several hot and peppery drops right on that thing for some real serious zip. Full Story

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The most cursed thing I’ve drawn. I drew Bridget, Axl Low, and Roger drawn in the same art style as Wallace & Gromit since they’re British lol

Follow me on BlueSky

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guys I’m sorry to be a bitch but I just CANNOT enjoy horny posts where they do that thing where they colour the words for emphasis. Why is a video game NPC giving me a quest right now?

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once again thinking about SGF methodically replacing one shot per video of the RE7 intro with an equivalent from illbleed until it had been fully ship-of-thesus'd

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Have you ever had your heart broken

My heart;s never been in 1 piece so i dont know but ive had my chest laser broken and smashed and ripped out and stepped on by mean suckers a hell of a lot of times and it usually hurts really bad cause that thing is connected 2 me you know so yeah

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Pininfarina Nido Concept, 2004. A futuristic city-car design study whose composite bodywork is made up from only four sections, plus the doors. The front fascia and fenders are one piece, the side shirts another, the rear quarters and rear fascia are a single piece, and the other major component combines the front pillars, upper rear quarters, and roof as one panel. It was rear engine and rear wheel drive though the source of it's power was never revealed