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[thestuffmybraincomesupwith]

September 15, 2024:

Dream: basement classroom. More like a sub ground floor of an apartment building than anything, but classes were normal. Had my class, and it released, but i hung out in the empty classroom until the next class would come. Another class did come, but they went to the classroom next door, and I got to steal around in the first class and scare the students who glimpsed me through the window.

Went back upstairs finally. Halloween season. Evening, almost proper Night. Decorations in the yard. Suburban neighborhood i had grown up in. Something about a tall tree, leaves already all gone for the year. I thought about climbing it to look for something.

[Mom, irl], a cute guy, and a couple younger kids were setting up yard decorations. I helped out, talking about where things could go and how I could dress up as a yard decoration and scare the trick or treaters.

Then started talking about getting something down from up in the tree (a stick that was going to fall soon? Something magic?) with the cute guy. I hadn't noticed him before, but as I chatted with him I got more and more interested in him. The way he spoke, the way he looked, the way he smiled, I was just eating it up. I asked him how he would get down the (?) and he said when he was younger, whenever he would see deer, he would extend his hand out in front of him and imagine himself just <grab clench motion> grabbing the deer. I asked, "with your hands, or like.. telekinesis?" And he said "yeah, with my mind, telekinesis" and I thought He's just like me. And I looked at the way he smiled and his cute freckles smattered across his nose and the way his eyes shone in the moonlight and my crush on him slid neatly into place.

I thought about what he said about wanting to catch a deer, and I skipped away from him on the sidewalk. I skipped all the way down the block, to where the street used to end in a corn field. Now it looked like a tall stone wall had been erected between the street and a grassy (wheat?) field beyond, but a hole had been knocked through that a person could reasonably climb through.

I stood up on a fallen stone or two, peering through the hole at the moonlit fields. My side of the hole was complete shadows, so I was trying to find a good place to lean my hands without touch spider webs. I finally pulled my palms off the stone and they tingled a lot, like I touched something I was allergic to. I looked at my hands and a very large spider (bulbous, orb weaver shaped) was on the back of my hand. I freaked out and slapped it hard, trying to get it off, but it wouldn't get off. The backs of my hands started hurting and tingling, and I thought it was the spider biting me but it could have been from me slapping the backs of my hands.

I woke up.

[neoruby-loves-ut-aus]

A normal moment of my parents when my mom is tired of my dad's laziness

Art by me

Base from Pinterest

[wuntrum]

taking the dogs out (inspired by my dad, who said he never found the blair witch project scary until we moved to a secluded house in the woods)

[amid-fandoms]

nun this priest that what about THEM

[nenoname]

stan spending their childhood trying to make ford's polydactyly something positive in ford's life and genuinely believing its super cool....

[icelogged]

[andsewingishalfthebattle]

Novice sewing pattern: Cut out shapes. Line up the little triangles on the edges. Stitch edges together. We've also included step-by-step assembly instructions with illustrations.

Novice knitting pattern: yOU MUSt uNDerstANd thE SECret cOdE CO67 (73, 87, 93) BO44 (63, 76, 90) 28 (32, 34) slip first pw repeat 7x K to end *kl (pl) 42 * until 13" (13, 13, 15) join new at 30 pl for 17 rows ssk 27 k2tog mattress lengthwise BO and sacrifice a goat to the knitting gods. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WANT "INSTRUCTIONS," I JUST GAVE THEM TO YOU

[notherpuppet]

I'm a minor and I enjoy so much your content! I've also watched Hazbin Hotel many times and I love it (I literally don't even interact on the app, this is my first time)

all these minors in my inbox like this 💢

i am a grown ass woman y'all. i have no interest in engaging or talking to minors, ESPECIALLY about this show that is geared towards ADULTS. WHICH ALL OF MY FANART IS DERIVATIVE OF.

please exit my blog.

if you're a minor, you shouldn't be interacting with adults online. don't ever trust an adult who's trying to talk to you online. it's for your safety baby. i don't want you here, and you need to leave.

[sneaky-detective-snom]

Guys, gals and non-binary pals I have won tumblr

🔍ccÓ__)

[hyacinthsdiamonds]

I'm sorry but the irony of Nico calling Max unprofessional is sending me so bad like sir there's an entire garage full of people, who were literally in the trenches trying to survive the Brocedes fallout while just doing their jobs, who might have a few things to say about your (& Lewis') level of professionalism at that time 😭✋️

[good-to-drive]

I want to know which beatle would be the best to be stranded with on a deserted island but I don't want to make a poll because something of this importance shouldn't be left to majority rule it should be carefully analyzed by scientists and then published as a study in a reputable deserted-island journal

[thestuffmybraincomesupwith]

Nightmare:

Just woke up from.

Chicago had a bomb dropped on it so big it mushroom clouded. I don't know why I was in the suburbs, but it was the day before I was supposed to drive [family member irl] to the airport (in real life, I'm supposed to drive them this Wednesday, and again in October). Luckily, i called all my [family, irl] and none of them were downtown when it happened.

There was this signal that had flown overhead 20 minutes before hand, and when I had asked a neighbor that happened to be from a culture that knew symbols like that, they turned white and said it was the worst, most horrible omen. And that whatever I had seen with that omen on it, I should get as far away as possible from.

In the dream I thought it looked like one of those tiny condiment paper buckets, that had been filled with mayonnaise and a little ketchup, and then was smeared a little to drag the ketchup to an edge

[lonerwuf]

marisol fantasma recently received custody of her niece roslyn fantasma after her parents both mysteriously died, will marisol's fame as a paranormal medium be too much for roslyn to handle or will her career crumble under the pressure of raising a child?

[alexthesillybilly]

happy fathers day

[lunarharp]

recent edgeworth-based scribbles....he means much to me

[fizpup]

valentine, you're a horse ❤️