#Incorrect quotes beyblade

[baeblade-stuff]

Yu, wearing a shirt: "If found, return to Kyoya."

Tithi's shirt: "If found, return to Kyoya."

Kyoya's shirt: "I'm Kyoya. You can keep them."

Tsubasa's shirt: "I'm not Kyoya, but I'll take them."

[sultrybaby]

another superstore moment i can totally see happening w the og beybalde characters

*so here the majestics meet the ppb all starz and just have a casual discussion abt guns cuz why not*

oliver: oh personally i dont believe in guns

everyone: ...what?

oliver: no um not that i dont...believe in them per se, i just dont believe in owning them, or having them, or using them...

michael: wait u don't have a gun

oliver: no what would i need it for?

steve: home security, hunting, i mean without a gun how are you going to properly start a drag race

enrique: yeah i mean without a gun i don't know how i would stop that raccoon from trying to impregnate my antique lawn ornament

oliver: wait no i'm not against weapons as a whole, in fact i fenced in college, it's just there's a differe-

*cue rick laughing and aggressively typing on his phone*

oliver: what, what are u laughing at

rick: oh nothing i just have a list of all the crazy rich people things u say. fencing is totally going on there

oliver: what else is on there?

rick: oh it's long i got wearing boat shoes, renting out the entire louvre, making ur own trail mix...

oliver: but you love my trail mix :(

[poda-venna]

Hiromi: Your voice is so hot Kai!

Takao: It sounds like you're angry.

Kai: Sorry, but that's my actual voice.

[ahemnaaaasebenyaaaa]

Kai: "This bloodline ends with me."

Tala: "That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say 'I'm gay'."

[mybeypage]

For entertainment purposes, I sometimes play around with an incorrect quote generator. To make it fun, the characters + quote have to be completely random / I can't shuffle names, and they have to make me laugh.

Here are some of my favorites. Hope they bring you a laugh.

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Kai: Sometimes I like to call people by the wrong name to show them I don’t care about them. Ray: That’s brilliant. Kai: Thank you, Kenny.

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Max: I dare you- Kenny: Kai is not allowed to accept dares anymore. Max: Why not? Kai: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say.

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Kai: Ok so, apparently the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.

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Max: What's worse than a heartbreak? Ray: Stepping on a cat's tail and not being able to explain that you're sorry.

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Kenny: Just be yourself. Say something nice. Kai: Which one? I can't do both.

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Kenny: Emily noticed only today that they can label their email inboxes, but they took apart their entire bloody laptop two weeks ago. Ray: This reminds me of the Emily who couldn’t turn on the coffee maker, but remembers about 500 digits of pi. Kenny: I’ll be delighted to inform you that this is the very same Emily.

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Kenny: That sounds like a terrible plan. Ian: Oh, we've had worse.

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Emily: Just trust me. Have I ever put you in an unsafe or uncomfortable situation? Kenny: All the time. Emily: Then you should be used to it by now.

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Emily, to the Squad: If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! *silence* Emily: Damn, y’all depressed as fuck... Salima : You didn’t clap either- Emily: SHUT UP!

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Ray, staring at Mariah in a cage: ...Why are they in a cage? Tyson: Because they growled at me.

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Ian: You’re giving me a sticker? Julia: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me-wow!” Ian: I��m not a preschooler. Julia: Fine, I’ll take it back- Ian: I earned this, back off!

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Bryan: You know you've made it when you see your picture everywhere you go. Max: Those are wanted posters!

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Kai: Yesterday, I overheard Max saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Spencer replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

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Julia: I’m not being weird. Am I being weird? Tala: Yes, and that’s coming from me.

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Kai: I assume you realize that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in this house. Ian: Is there any kind of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?

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Mariam: The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it. Salima : Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side. Emily: YO SOCRATES! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE!

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Mariah: Here you go, Emily, a nice hot cup of coffee! Emily: It's cold. Mariah: A nice cup of coffee. Emily: It's horrible! Mariah: Cup of coffee. Emily: I'm not sure if this even IS coffee. Mariah: C U P.

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Mariam: I don’t need to touch grass, I need the fall of capitalism.

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Bryan: Would anyone know any good vendors for professional-quality brass knuckles? Ray: I know you’re serious, but you say the scariest shit sometimes.

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Julia: Why would you give a knife to Kai?! Kenny, shrugging: Kai felt unsafe. Julia: Now I feel unsafe! Kenny: I’m sorry… Kenny: Would you like a knife?

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Emily, to the squad: And remember, if I get harsh with you it is only because you’re doing it all wrong.

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Julia: Bryan’s gonna kill me. Spencer: No, he'll probably make me do it.

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Kai: That's it, you're grounded! Tala, no adventures for you! Mariam, no fighting for you! Ian, no stealing for you! And Bryan... oh my god, is there anything that you love? Bryan: Revenge. Kai: No vengeance for you. Bryan: I was going to say "I'll get you for this," but I guess that's off the table.

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Max: You're violent. Ian: Yeah but I'm also short and that's adorable.

[textsfrombeybladers]

Kai: [silent staring]

Yuri: “Okay, I’ll bite, what’s the problem?”

Kai: “Just wondering if Wolverine knows you stole his hairdo.”

[sky-of-dusk]

Madoka, meeting Kenta: I swear, you are the most reckless blader I have ever met.

[later]

Ginga: 😁

Madoka: I believe I owe Kenta an apology. You are by far the most reckless blader I have ever met.

[later]

Kyouya: 😏

Madoka:

Madoka:

Madoka: Why me?

[teabiscs]

yuriy @ takao

[helpiamlostsomewhereinthegarden]

Rantaro: Wasn't icarly that guy that girlbossed too close to the sun because he was down for Apollo?

Daigo: ICARUS?

[not-correct-beyburst]

Free: Meow

Trad: Meow

Free: Grown ass man

[baeblade-stuff]

Gingka, Benkei & Kyoya: *screaming*

Madoka: *runs into the room* What's wrong, Kyoya?!

Gingka: Wait, why are you asking Kyoya that when Benkei and I are also here?

Madoka: Because Kyoya wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.

[aurorascarletantares]

Robert: Sanguinex had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle, and explode into bats to get out of all social situations. Um

[sultrybaby]

*texting*

max: hey who's this? tyson changed all my contacts to mythical creatures

daichi: what's mine?

max: dwarf

daichi: what the fuck im not that short that BITCH

max: oh hey daichi

daichi: BRO

[ahemnaaaasebenyaaaa]

Max: Pspspsps

Rei, walking over to him: Are you trying to call a cat?

Max, frantically taking notes: Holy shit it worked

[mybeypage]

Same thing as before, except I wanted to pull the Hilary/Hiromi themed ones out for @hiromimylove

Please enjoy!

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Mariam: Why do you act like we’re three year olds? Salima , exasperated: WHY?!? Salima points at Julia: YOU TRIED TO HYJACK A CAR! Salima points at Hilary: YOU NEARLY JUMPED 20 FEET OFF A CARPARK! Salima points at Mariam: AND YOU ATE MULTIPLE DRIED LEAVES AND ROCKS OFF THE GROUND! Salima : AND YOU ASK ME WHY????

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Ian, setting down a card: Ace of spades. Spencer, pulling out an Uno card: Draw 4. Salima , pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you! Hilary, trembling: What are we playing?!

*Hilary doesn't know how she got dragged into the room, but she thought they were playing go fish*

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Kai: Watcha doin? Hilary: Stealing my neighbour’s cat. Kai: Scandalous. Kai: Can I help?

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Mariah: *Hugs Hilary from behind* Mariah: *Tucks Hilary's hair behind their ear* Mariah, whispering: Eat all the frosted animal crackers again and they'll never find your body.

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Hilary: How would you like your coffee? Emily: As dark and as bitter as my soul. Hilary, shouting to someone behind the counter: Right... I need one vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar!

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Hilary: I wasn’t that drunk. Max: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important. Hilary: BECAUSE YOU ARE!

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Hilary: You know me, Kai, I don’t take any shit. You know what I say to my haters? Kai: What? Hilary: I say: “Please don’t hate me, I’m really nice.”

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Hilary: I hope no one lowkey hates me. Hilary: Highkey hate me. Hate me with every fiber of your being. Hilary: Go big or go home.

[textsfrombeybladers]

I have been spending way too much time playing with the incorrect quotes generator and I’m sorry