#robert jurgens

[moonandblossoms]

MAYBLADE 2023: DAY 31 - FREE DAY! (TEAM CAPTAINS)

[teabiscs]

Mayblade 2024: Day 20 - Horizon

Some fun lighting and a bitbeast.

[textsfrombeybladers]

Majestics/Euro Team Headcanons based only on my stereotype knowledge of Europe

Robert/Ralf:

We don’t talk about where his wealth came from. We just don’t. You will be banished to the death dungeon in the basement. We also don’t talk about where the death dungeon came from. Or grandpa. We don’t talk about grandpa.

Low key a lot of fun when drunk but very picky about beer. Will only drink what he deems to be ‘good’ beer. Gets wasted during Oktoberfest then blackmails his teammates to not post pictures. Does not always work, please don’t google him.

Law abiding. The absolute most unrealistic part of G Rev is the idea of a German not immediately telling officials that a team is cheating. No way. This guy would be up in arms if he saw one of them so much as throwing the recycling in the wrong bin, which should be a crime.

Enrique/Giancarlo:

Diet consists almost exclusively of carbs. Worships olive oil almost as much as the Catholic Church. Absolutely does NOT practice what he preaches and is normally speaking to at least four women at one time. He keeps their names and identifying information in a notebook so he doesn’t get them mixed up. Thinks he has way more sex appeal than he actually does. Not a real blond.

Talks like Mario and cannot communicate if his hands are not in motion. Originally used ‘Mamma Mia’ ironically but now can’t stop. Instead of yelling when mad he just starts praying out loud in very angry Italian, teammates are past the point of questioning this.

Only wears speedos to the beach and constantly makes that everyone else’s problem. Will absolutely tan nude, though. Claims he doesn’t need sun screen because he doesn’t burn, he just tans. Told constantly that going to the beach is not the same as bathing, pretends his hygiene is worse than it actually is because he doesn’t wanna admit that he just sweats a lot. Must reapply deodorant every three hours at minimum.

Oliver/Olivier:

Chain smoker, gives his team no choice other than to deal with it. They tried making him quit once and they all decided that having him stink up the tour bus was better than dealing with Oliver going through withdrawal. He is the reason they drink but at least he has good wine. Fights with Enrique over what country ‘good wine’ comes from.

Speaks English fluently but refuses to use it when with the Americans, that’s if he acknowledges them at all. Makes snarky side comments and acts like he’s just ‘being honest’. Kid just doesn’t fucking stop, only Frenchman in the world to do the OPPOSITE of surrendering, but they still joke that his scarf is just an emergency white flag.

Brags about culinary skills, artistic skills and language skills but cannot pronounce the letter R to save his life. Sometimes says ‘Ooh la la’ but not the way one would expect. Less likely to be used in excitement and more likely to be used because Johnny left his dirty dishes in the sink.

Johnny:

Huge pet peeve of being called Johnathan. John comes from the Bible and isn’t short for anything, it’s just John ya fucks. Also won’t tolerate anyone making fun of his kilt ITS NOT A FUCKING SKIRT, ENRIQUE!

Loves battered haggis. Actually, loves anything battered. Battered and dropped in the deep fat fryer. Teammates absolutely refuse to eat anything this kid cooks or allow him to store anything in the fridge, which is saying a lot because that’s where Oliver keeps the deep fried frog legs and snails. Hisses and runs away at the idea of fruits or vegetables.

It took his team about a year to realize he was speaking English, they still can’t understand a word he says but they pretend they can. Extremely short tempered, especially when mistaken for a Brit. Will absolutely fuck your shit up if you call him British, will feel none of your attacks because he’s too drunk. Team has no idea what his personality is like sober.

[sultrybaby]

SZN ONE KAI IS SO FUNNY I AM DEADASS CACKLING

ESP the *tanananowwww* music that plays whenever he shows up like this goth ass 12 yo tryna be tough is so hilarious to me like im sorry he's actually comedic gold u dont understand

*kenny cooked burgers*

"someone skipped anger management class*

go off u humorous king.

also can we just TALK abt the way litearlly only ROBERT in the dub actually sounds like a royal??? Like for all my life i can NOT take enrique or even oliver srsly. and dont get me started on johnny what is my man wearing. robert looks fancy and talks in cursive, while oliver sounds like a child but he dresses like he's rich (the artsy kind), enrique sounds like a child and looks like a toddler dressed by a rich aunt, and johnny...honey why are u dressed like ur in my grade, abt to walk up to me and ask me to choose between taylor and kanye and then judge me regardless of my answer

[aurorascarletantares]

Robert: Sanguinex had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle, and explode into bats to get out of all social situations. Um

[darkened-storm]

Mayblade Day 5: Cards

A snippet from my oneshot: Majestic Victory

It's the first day of the World Championship tournament and the rejuvenated Majestics team are prepping for their match against the BBA Revolution. All is calm and orderly as the team goes through their pre match preparations....

"Johnny, let me out!" Oliver yelled out as his Scottish team-mate attempted to lock him in one of the lockers.

"Johnny, stop fooling around, we have a match in ten minutes and we still haven't decided who's going first!" Robert snapped. He glowered across the locker room at his teammate, who grinned and snapped the lock shut, leaving little Oliver trapped inside.

Backing away from the locker he admired his handy work. "Why don't we just do it the old fashioned way?" he suggested. When nobody objected, Robert shrugged and pulled out his trusted deck of cards.

"Be my guest," he said, offering one to Enrique.

Enrique drew a card. "Ten of diamonds," he declared.

Robert nodded and passed the deck to Johnny.

Johnny drew two cards. "One for Oliver," he said, sliding the card through the crack in the locker door. "Thanks!" Oliver called, fetching the card. "Queen of Hearts!" he cried out. "Top that Johnny."

Johnny smirked and flipped over his own card. "King of Spades," he announced proudly, watching as Robert drew the final card and turned it over.

"Ace of clubs," he announced. "Oliver goes first, Johnny will go second, I'll take the third match, and Enrique warms the bench … again."

Enrique huffed. "Again?" he grumbled. "One of these days…"

"Would the Majestics and the BBA Revolution report to the stadium please, your match will start in approximately five minutes." The announcement over the speaker broke into their conversation and Enrique's protests.

Robert got to his feet. "Alright," he said. "Let's go team."

" 'Let's go team'?" Enrique repeated as he and Johnny followed their captain out of the locker room. "That's the best pep talk you could come up with?"

"It's more than what Kai would say," Johnny mused as he shut the door behind him. "By the way, I don't care what order we're in, Kai's mine. Robert can have the big mouthed bass."

"Big mouthed bass?" Enrique repeated. "Oh, right… Tyson."

Their voices trailed away, leaving the locker room in complete silence. The silence was finally broken when Oliver said. "Umm…does anyone mind letting me out…I think I'm starting to run out of air in here."

[koifishart]

To moja 4 rocznica na Tumblrze 🥳

Oh wow, 4 years?! 😱 And even more with them 🥹❤️ and witch each of you ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ i'm so glad!

[malvo-ish]

It's like 20 years but I wanna point out how Robert has this huge asf castle with 5000 rooms(more or less) and he still put the Bladebreaker into one room with not only two double beds they needed to share but also not enough so Kai needed to crashed on the couch.

He really didn't wanted them there-

[grandpa-kita]

The Majestics organising a Renaissance fair and inviting random teams - GIF edition

Thanks @balsamfue for the request! More info on requests here.

Olivier followed by the rest of the Majestics, welcoming the teams at Versailles (in this case a b&b near the fair, somewhere in France)

His majesty Ralf/Robert Jürgens flexing his blonde wig to hit on the girls

Julia Fernandez Queen of Spain, not taking any of his bullshit

Enrique/Giancarlo Tornatore dressed up as Leonardo da Vinci, about to invent a flying beyblade with real wings to beat the other teams

Takao bringing the message about the beyblade with wings from one king to the other, followed by his servant Daichi

His other majesty Johnny McGregor, listening to Takao explaining Giancarlo da Vinci's story of beyblades with wings

Yuriy Ivanov literally to any of the European kings, taking the role of the dangerous enemy as always

Lord Hiwatari, his charme an evergreen regardless of the century

Max, Emily and Rick Anderson who are not big experts of European Renaissance since they are from the States so they just dressed up as some weird fairies and are now waiting for the duel between the Europeans and the Russians with flying beyblades

Bonus: Boris Kuznestov, that one knight who disappears somewhere at some point of the battle and comes back two hours later

[hellovivirose]

Hey @balsamfue , wanted to do a quick doodle to say Happy birthday!!! I assume you’re a Robert/Ralf fan 🎂

Hope all your birthday wishes come true!

[poda-venna]

One member from (almost) each team.

[thegoldielocks28]

For Robert -

How do they style their hair?

Do they have any birthmarks?

Do they have any bad habits?

Do they consider themselves an introvert or an extrovert?

Old ask but now is better than never, right?

... Right?

Let's talk about our favorite Rich Beyblader: Robert.

I'd imagine him being a man who wakes up early and is never seen without his hair being styled up in his iconic "helmet-look." Pushed back out of his face. If we make this more real life, I'd love him to have his neck and sides shaved (undercut-side cut like) and longer hair styled into perfection. Only people close to him would see him with his hair down and unstyled, stepping out of the shower.

Birthmarks... I headcanon him to have very pale, healthy skin. No scars, no marks. Yet, it'd be charming if he did have a few rare noticable birthmarks. Maybe where jaw meets ear? On his chest?

Bad habits: judgemental, picky eater, handling issues alone and often worsening his health, doesn't enjoy things changing, hard to approach.

Very much an introvert, who has been forced to learn how to lead and be polite to others since childhood.

[teabiscs]

Happy Birthday Ralf!!!

(fting wingman Johnny, who just comes off as if he’s flirting with Ralf)

[vogel-lynne]

The only sketches I could do for BeyOCWeek2023 are inspired by Eurovision 2023

1) I imagine Robert has struggles with strict parents too

2) yes, she has normal ears and those black things are just hairclips

3) a Lord and his Queen

[sultrybaby]

johnny: *says literally anything*

robert: shut the fUCK UP-

[moonandblossoms]

They ran out of budget to make a new design.

so i’m iconing and……

they have…. the same hair style…. nearly the same color…. same eye color in this season….

now i’m not saying #conspiracy bUT…..

robert jurgens? more like robert balkov.