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Merlin, texting: Rest in peace, I was always into you

Britt: ?? Worst confession ever?

Merlin: You aren't dead?

Merlin: I lied. You are nothing to me

Credit to @lemonduckisnowawake

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–Hazel to Killian

tiramisu am i right

[once-upon-a-dumpster-fire]

Angelique: If I had a nickel for every time Evariste hugged me, called me beautiful, or assured me he would never leave my side, I'd have a metric ton of nickels. But I'm sure that's perfectly normal for friends.

[cham-p-on]

Merlin: Fortunately, men from my family age gracefully!

Kay: Well, you’ve always been a rebel

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Lucien to Callan, modern world TFT AU

hey. what do a selkie and a ziploc bag have in common

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Quinn: You're violent. Bridget : Yeah but I'm also short and that's adorable.

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Angelique: Look guys, I need help.

Sybilla: Love help?

Elise: Financial help?

Quinn: Emotional help?

Evariste: Help moving a body?

*Everybody staring at Evariste*

Evariste: What? I'm being open-minded and supportive of my apprentice, don't hate.

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Roland and the orange cat

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Hazel: I am convinced Momoko and Felix share a brain cell.

Killian: And it's not in use very often, it seems.

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Pip: How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn’t see their reflection? Grayson: I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue.

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The Paragon: As your best friend-

Killian: you’re not my best friend.

Paragon: AS YOUR BEST FRIEND

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Evariste: Blood loss? No I know exactly where it is

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Hazel: Of course we’re in love. That’s why I tried to shoot you.

Killian: If we were really in love, you wouldn't have missed.

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[bank drive-thru window]

Felix, in an Italian accent: I'd a like-a to make-a the deposit.

Bank teller: HEY BUDDY I REMEMBER YOU.

Felix: *frantically pours marinara sauce into the vacuum tube*

Bank teller: DANGIT IT'S HIM AGAIN!

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Josh: Surgery is basically just stabbing someone to life. 

Rupert: Please never become a surgeon.

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Angelique: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”. Angelique: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.