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Josuke, about Rohan: He's a walking red flag!
Y/N: Good thing red is my favorite color.
#incorrect self insert quotes#y/n#self insert#self insert x canon#oc x canon#f/o#incorrect jojo quotes#incorrect jjba#josuke#josuke higaskata#rohan#rohan kishibe#rohan x reader#rohan kishibe x reader
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College AU
The first time y/n met Joseph:
Y/n coming in from an evening working at the bar: Dude you would not BELIEVE the sleazy fucking old man who was sexually harassing me this afternoon. It was like 3 p.m., absolutely no shame, I--
Y/n stops in his tracks
Y/n: YOU!
Joseph sitting across from Jotaro at the table drinking tea: Oh shit.
Jotaro, slumping down and hitting his head on the table: Jiji, did you fucking hit on my roommate?
Joseph: I--! I didn't know!
Y/n: Oh so it would have been fine if I WASN'T your grandson's roommate?
Joseph: That's not what I--
Y/n: Oh so you think it's appropriate to hit on strangers who are WORKING, and who are what, 50 years younger that you? Am I right, Jotaro?
Jotaro, head still on the table: Give or take five years.
Joseph: Look kid, I'm sorry.
Y/n: So now it's "kid?" What happened to "darlin" and "sweetcheeks?"
Jotaro: JIJI!
Polnareff to Kakyoin: Should we say something?
Kakyoin, who had also been drawn out of his room by shouting: Absolutely not, the tea is scalding.
#zip it matt#shitpost#jjba#incorrect jjba#incorrect x reader#jotaro kujo#joseph joestar#kakyoin#polnareff#male y/n#male reader#male self insert#college au
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Jotaro: im gonna go use the restroom, I'll be right back
Rohan: why are you telling me this? i dont care.
Rohan, less than a second after Jotaro leaves the room: i miss him so much already..
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Incorrect JoJo quote
Gyro; *Says angrily to Johnny* Suck my dick!
Johnny: *Nonchalant* okay
Gyro: *Flustered* Wait- what?
Johnny: What?
#gyjo#incorrect jojo quotes#jojo bizarre adventure#jjba incorrect quotes#incorrect jjba#johnny joestar#gyro zeppeli#gyro x johnny#johnny x gyro#steel ball run#jojo sbr#jojo johnny#jjba johnny
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*Multiversues trailer but with anime characters*
*Sasuke was training in a field when a yellow energy teleported him to an entirely different place*
Sasuke: What is this? Some sort of jutsu?
*Another flash of energy teleported Goten about to eat a sandwich right next to him*
Goten: What the? The heck is this?
*2 more people are teleported this time being Monkey D Luffy and then Momiji who nearly stabs Luffy with her arm needle*
Momiji: Where the fuck am i?
Luffy: Dont know but im hungry.
*Luffy reaches into his pocket but Sasuke gets the wrong idea*
Sasuke: No you dont! *throws some shuriken at him but they’re all blocked by Momiji*
Luffy: Hey! Gomu Gomu No Pistol!
*The punch is blocked one handed by Goten who’s about to eat his sandwich but it gets sliced by Momiji*
Goten: HEY! What’d i do to you?! *Goes SSJ*
*Momiji Is about to attack but her needle is intercepted by Sasukes sword, she then dodges SSJ Gotens punch which instead hits Luffy*
*Luffy goes Boundman and starts using his elastic force to fly taking Momiji along for the ride while Goten flies after them with Sasuke in tow meanwhile another fight is going down*
Pikachu: Pika-CHU!!
*Fires a thunder bolt at Jotaro who blocks with Star Platinum*
Jotaro: Yare Yare Daze.
Phos: Woah you alright? Real messed up how that thing…shocked you?
Jotaro: Star Finger!
*Pikachu gets hit, its super effective*
Pikachu: *weakly* Pikachu… * He then gets grabbed and hugged by Bonney*
Bonney: Aren’t you just the cutest thing i’ve ever seen! Im calling you Shocker because….you shock things.
*Meanwhile Natsu and Gray are fighting completely ignoring everything else happening around them*
Bonney to Jotaro: You’re gonna pay for attacking Shocker! *She charges towards him in her bulky form*
Jotaro: Star Platinum: Za Warudo!!
*He freezes time and attacks Bonney multiple times*
Jotaro: Time Resumes.
*Bonney is blown back into the ground which angers Pikachu and he does a Volt Tackle towards Phos who blocks it by making a shield with her golden arms but shes left open for an attack from Bonney*
Bonney: Hows that?!
Pikachu: *panicked* Pika! Pika Pikachu!
*Bonney looks behind her and sees Luffy,Sasuke,Goten and Momiji about to crash right into them*
Luffy: Uh-Oh.
*Everyone starts fighting*
Goku watching this unfold: I dont know whats going but im getting excited! Arent you?
Staz: *is too starstruck to respond*
Goku:…I’ll take that as a yes. Lets do this!
*The 2 head towards the battle*
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Imagined Bruno Trying To Discuss Something To Fugo But Cheese Boy(adjacent) Is Distracted Because Zips McFuck's Face Is Covered In Hives.
Bruno Offhandly Says, "Lipstick Allergy"
Fugo Nods.
And They Continue The Conversation.
#bruabba#I Could've Formatted This Better But I Just Needed To Empty This From My Brain#Also Yes I Call Bruno Zips Mcfuck#It's Affectionate I Swear#incorrect jjba#I Guess?#Idk#incorrect Jojos Bizarre Adventure Quotes#bruno bucciarati#panacotta fugo#leone abbacchio
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during the final battle with Pucci
Haruko *bleeding out* giving Jolyne the requiem arrow: Here, JoJo. Murder that priest for me!
Jolyne & Stone Free Requiem: I AM THE GOD OF DESTRUCTION!
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jojo twitter post (mostly joseph oops)
#joseph joestar#caesar zeppeli#jotaro kujo#jolyne cujoh#jonathan joestar#robert eo speedwagon#jojos incorrect quotes#jojo tweets#jjba meme#jojos bizarre adventure#caejose#battle tendency#stardust crusaders#phantom blood#stone ocean#jjba part 2#jjba part 1#jjba part 3#jjba part 6
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Incorrect Quotes #115
Jotaro : Y/n and I are no longer dating
Y/n : Jotaro, that’s a horrible way of telling people we’re married
#jjba x y/n#jjba x reader#jjba#jjba part 4#incorrect quotes#jojos bizarre adventure#jojos bizarre adventure x reader#jjba diamond is unbreakable#diamond is unbreakable#jotaro kujo x reader#jotaro x reader#jotaro kujo#jotaro
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Guys, I think there's something wrong with my copy of Heritage for the Future.
#jojos bizarre adventure#shitpost#capcom#jojo part 3#jojo part 2#arcade#arcade games#jjba#jjba part 2#jjba part 3#stardust crusaders#battle tendency#joseph joestar#hol horse#jean pierre polnareff#dio brando#Heritage for the Future#incorrect quotes#jojokes#shitpost crusaders#jojo kimyou na bouken#win quotes#fighting games#jojo's bizarre adventure
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Y/N: I can’t believe you’re proposing to me at a Waffle House.
Jolyne: So that’s a no?
Y/N: Its a yes.
#incorrect self insert quotes#y/n#self insert#self insert x canon#oc x canon#f/o#incorrect jojo quotes#incorrect jjba#jolyne cujoh#jolyne cujoh x reader#jolyne kujo#jolyne kujo x reader
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College AU
The first time y/n saw stands
Y/n, coming home at like 6 am and causing a racket in the kitchen: Hey do we have any ice?
Jotaro rushing in, Star Platinum out: Who the fuck--! Oh, it's you.
Y/n: Yeah, who else--OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT IS THAT THING?
Jotaro, confused: ...You can see Star Platinum?
Y/n: Star what?????
-after an explanation with Hierophant Green and Silver Chariot-
Y/n: Okay cool but why can I suddenly see them? I don't have one.
Kakyoin: Well, what happened in the last 24 hours?
Y/n: Well, I got stabbed.
Polnareff: YOU WHAT?
Y/n: I'm fine, I'm fine. I was walking home and this dude popped out of an alley, stabbed me with a goddamn arrow of all things, and bolted. I went to the nearest drugstore and bought some bandages and Tylenol. Then I went and hung out in that 24-hour library for a few hours because I was too weak to come home, then I walked here and now I'm looking for some ice.
All 3 of the others: YOU NEED TO GO TO A HOSPITAL!
Y/n: Bitch do you think I can afford one? Anyway I probably just need some like over the counter mild antibiotics, could you get me some, Pol?
Polnareff: Yes, but will you PLEASE go to bed?
Y/n: No.
Polnareff: What do you MEAN, no?!
Y/n: I mean no, do you wanna hear it in French? NON.
Kakyoin: Well if you're not gonna go to bed could you see if you have a stand?
Y/n: How?
Jotaro: I don't know, you just summon it.
Polnareff: Concentrate!
Y/n: Fine.
*A purple figure with golden laurels on it's head shimmers into existence*
Y/n: Oh cool, is that it?
Jotaro: Yeah...what does it do?
Y/n: That is a question for another time, gentlemen. I'm fucking starving and I have an essay to write. Ciao.
#zip it matt#shitpost#jjba#incorrect jjba#jjba incorrect quotes#college au#y/n has a stand now i guess#broke college student go brrrr#jotaro kujo#noriaki kakyoin#polnareff#star platinum#hierophant green#silver chariot
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Kakyoin: Fun fact! Santa is actually Turkish.
Polnareff: I knew that son of a bitch was a turkey.
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#my art#my ocs#jjba#jojo’s bizarre adventure#diamond is unbreakable#yukako yamagishi#oc: himari#jjba oc#jojo oc#incorrect quotes#art#digital art#artists on tumblr#oc art#christian artist
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Gio to GER: Take his ass to the timeloop.
Diavolo: NO YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME!
Diavolo: NO YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME!
Diavolo: NO YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME!
Diavolo: NO YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME!
Diavolo: NO YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME!
#incorrect quotations#incorrect quotes#jjba#incorrect jojo’s bizarre adventure#jojo's bizarre adventure#incorrect jjba#source: tumblr
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ok i kinda didn’t know where i was going with this but young pillar men??? kars reading off a stone tablet bruh
#esikars#kars jjba#jjba#jojo no kimyou na bouken#jojo's bizarre adventure#esidisi#pillar men#battle tendency#young pillar men…#I LOVE THEM??? PLZ?#THIS IS PROB CHRONOLOGICALLY INCORRECT..
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