#Incorrect faffs quotes

[the-faketiccit0by]

Puppet: Why are you two always out during rainstorms?

Freddy: It’s so peaceful and refreshing. I love the smell of rain

FC: Jack bet me I couldn’t get struck by lighting, but they’re WRONG

[helinedmightbehere]

Freddy: If you even lay a hand on her, my father will come and smite you. Sun: I already befriended your dad last night. Freddy: Sun: Sun: I- I did not- I DID NOT FUCK YOUR DAD NO-

[the-faketiccit0by]

Jack: If Freddy and I were drowning, who would you save?

FC: You two can’t swim?

Jack: It’s a hypothetical question, FC! Who would you save?

FC: My time and effort

[the-faketiccit0by]

Jack: Go ahead, Freddy. Let it out, cry. If you don't, your tear ducts will get blocked up, and then when you get old, you won't be able to cry

FC: Just when we thought it was safe to let you back into the conversation

[the-faketiccit0by]

FC: I think I did fairly well on my anatomy quiz!

Jack: I forgot I was doing a test

FC: Jack

Jack: I said the vertebrae was the back stick because I thought it was funny....

Freddy: Jack.

[the-faketiccit0by]

Jack: We’re going to a candy store?!

Freddy: No! It’s nighttime, candy stores are closed

FC: We’re gonna ROB a candy store?!?!

Freddy, sighing: No-