#Incorrect Raeken siblings quotes

[spookyblazecoffee]

*If Camden didn’t die* *In a group chat*

Jordan: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Liam and Theo's convo? Camden: Me. I'm in the laundry basket. Isaac: I'm in the washing machine. Tara: I'm in the closet. Camden: We accept you Tara. <3 Tara: No I'm literally in the closet. Camden: Love is love. <3

[wolf-teen]

Nolan: I think I got your lunch

Nolan: *Pulls out a note saying: "I am very proud of you. Love, Theo"*

Liam: Oh yeah, I didn't think this was for me

Liam: *Pulls out a note saying: "Be good. For the love of God be good"*

[mccall-fam-on-crack]

Theo: What's up sluts? Guess who just got out of prison.

Aiden: Sluts?

Ethan: Prison?

[outcastpack]

[cigrettesmokermills]

mason: *sneezes*

theo:

mason: aren't you gonna say bless you?

theo: i'm standing right next to you i think you've already been blessed

[spookyblazecoffee]

Isaac: So oxygen went on a date with potassium, it went... OK. Liam: I thought oxygen was dating magnesium, OMG. Tara: Actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like NO. Jordan: I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins. Theo: Looks like someone's a HO. Liam: NaBrO. Camden: I'm done with all of you!

[spookyblazecoffee]

Deucalion talking to Talia: I just had a long talk with Tara and Theodore about hitting and now they are yelling “it’s my turn to perpetuate the cycle of violence” before hitting each other. Talia: You see, I had that same talk with Derek and Cora, and now they’re doing the same thing.

[spookyblazecoffee]

Tara: You don't think I can fight because of my gender! Deucalion: I don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress. For what it's worth, I don't think Theodore can fight in that dress either. Theo: Perhaps not. *Turns to Liam* But I would make a radiant bride.

[spookyblazecoffee]

Theo: I have so much energy, I want to run a marathon or commit a crime... which should I do? Deucalion: Please don’t get arrested. Theo: No promises! Tara: Why not both? Get creative! Theo: Wonderful suggestion, thank you. Deucalion: Please don’t encourage them, Tara. Tara: Why not? Deucalion: I don’t have the money to bail him out of jail, that’s why! Tara: Relax. Tara: *Texting Liam* Keep Theo out of jail please? Liam: *Texting back* Yeah, okay.

[spookyblazecoffee]

*If Tara and Camden didn’t die*

Camden to Tara, who’s about to get married to Cora: Today, two families are becoming one. Theo, in an ominous voice: Two families enter, one family leaves. Jordan: That sounds so threatening… Isaac: The Wedding Games… Liam: May the bouquet toss be ever in your favor. Tara: Beautiful. Camden: Fuck all of you!

[spookyblazecoffee]

Deucalion: Okay, what does A stand for? Young Theo: Arson. Deucalion: Aw, you're so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for? Young Theo: Barson. Young Tara: *laughter* Deucalion: What stands for C? Young Theo: Commit arson. Young Tara: Oooo. Deucalion: D! Young Theo: Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson. Young Tara: *more laughter*

[spookyblazecoffee]

Tara: So, Theo, do you have a crush on anyone?  Theo: The only crush I have is this crushing anxiety. Deucalion: What about that boy you were talking about the other day? Tara: What boy? Theo: It’s nothing! I don’t know what he’s talking about! I don’t like a boy!

[spookyblazecoffee]

Theo: I’m going to hell. Tara: Probably. Me too though. Theo: Pick you up? Tara, nodding: Yep, carpool.

[spookyblazecoffee]

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker* Theo: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know. Everyone: Camden: ...I did. I broke it. Theo: No. No you didn't. Liam? Liam: Don't look at me. Look at Jordan. Jordan: What?! I didn't break it. Liam: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? Jordan: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken. Liam: Suspicious. Jordan: No, it's not! Isaac: If it matters, probably not, but Tara was the last one to use it. Tara: Liar! I don't even drink that crap! Isaac: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? Tara: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Isaac! Camden: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Theo. Theo: No! Who broke it!? Everyone: Isaac: Theo... Liam's been awfully quiet. Liam: rEALLY?! *Everyone starts arguing* Theo, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. Theo: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Theo: Theo: Good. It was getting a little nice around here.

[spookyblazecoffee]

Tara: Dumbest scar stories, go! Theo: I burned my tongue once drinking tea. Jordan: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and it burned. Liam: I have a piece of graphite in my leg from accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade. Camden: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn. Isaac: I have emotional scars.

[spookyblazecoffee]

Tara: Hey, what’s the name of the guy who lives down the hall? Theo: His cats' names are Walter and Rose. Tara: That's not what I asked. Theo: That is all the information I have