#Incels mayhaps

[gunkbaby]

Tumblr is literally just 4chan for gay people idc

[avatarthelastairgender]

so crazy to me how people keep uncritically posting and repurposing that blatantly misogynistic comic about how women are fine with being sexually harassed at work if the man is hot but they’re also hysterical bitches who falsely accuse men of sexually harassing them if they’re not hot. hey i don’t think this is one we can reclaim chief

[vaulties]

i love hearing elderly people talk about their spouses and saying when they met them they lit up the room... they were the most beautiful person they'd ever seen... they couldn't believe someone so stunning would want to talk to them... then you see a picture of them at the time and they just look normal. it's so sweet, you know? there's so much pressure now to look a certain way and meet ridiculous and unattainable standards that it's nice sometimes to remember that beauty truly is in the eye of the beholder.

[atohii]

I'm not ableist but [proceeds to say something autistic people do is weird/bad/harmful etc]

[bl00dlight]

about people who think you're unfair when it comes to depicting aemond... are just delusional who mayhaps read aemond x reader or fanfictions or some headcanons... aemond is and will always be a villainous person, when he was a kid he wanted to bash the head of his nephew with a rock ( this resulting in him losing an eye and he deserves it, sorry nog sorry ) + his pursue for powers will be his well-deserved downfall. he's a raging misognist like the rest of the entire family, like... aww he is crying when helaena bluntly tells him the truth ? hope he'll rot with his guilt. you are totally right, he's a piece of shit and i can't wait to see his demise.

I mean AHAHAHAHAHHAHA. Speak your truth diva.

Look I love Aemond. Okay... let me just say.

BUT, yes no you're right like. He is fucking awful and the worst. And I do want to see him rot with his guilt a little, especially what he did to Helaena. Like I love him, and I understand him. And I do feel sympathy for him.

If I was Helaena would I have have said yes before he'd been finished his sentence? Yes. Would I have girl bossed it and proposed to him like Rhaenyra did to Daemon? Yes. Would I hypothetically let this fictional man suck and fuck on me?.... undeniably. Is this a parasocial relationship? Yes.

But it's undeniable that so many girlies on here fucking act like tradwives defending their right wing, MRA adjacent, wife beating man. Like you can want to cook him dinner and also call him out for genocide. Really gets me concerned about... well... how some of yall interact with men irl. A man like Aemond irl, is an incel.

Someone said this on reddit about the balcony scene, that it was like when an incel goes up to his crush to try and get her to be on his side before he shoots up a school. And AHAHHA exactly.

They act as if Aemond is indeed a victim through and through, who has done no wrong and is a sweetypie. And is it self insert fluff fics fault? Yes it is. People are attracted to Ewan... and their idea of Aemond. Not really Aemond as he is. And many don't want to interact with analysis of his character. Which is fine. No hate, you do you. But it is a problem when others make it fans like myself, problem.

And as someone with a disorganised attachment style? As someone who upon watching the Harry Potter series as a child who had their sexual awakening upon seeing both Draco and Luicus Malfoy. As someone who has been a Sharpay Evans defender since it came out and as someone who agreed with Rosalie Cullen that Bella was a boring ass... whiny as bitch....

I gotta say? Mean, evil and toxic platinum blondes? I'm here for them and I love them. And I am basically attracted to Aemonds character/interested in him because of the fact he is a fucking asshole. Okayyyy soooooo. Don't get me wrong I love the idea of soft, vunerable Aemond. But I can only love that because it's a rare thing for him. Because he's main mode is acting like a horror movie villain. I've always been about that life of loving dark characters. It seems many upon here are just... well... they find him hot and wanna smash. Which is valid. But it's not valid to project your personal sexual/romantic fantasies onto other fans who are just... discussing canon characteristics of Aemond.

And even reddit neckbeards do it to because they relate to Aemond. They'll swear he was this valiant, dutiful, scorned boy. They'll swear he wasn't a Valyrian supremacist. They'll swear he would never hurt or betray his family. But it's like? So basically how the fuck does someone campaign for the fucking third reich *House Strong Edition* be day and be a loving family man by night who would never betray his family if he felt abandoned/humiliated or hurt by them? So you know... the fanboys who thump the book like it's the bible also are FUCKING ANNOYING.

It's actually crazy.

[merakiui]

spare beta azul thoughts mayhaps 👀🤲?

>:) I may have a few thoughts to share!!

✧ he wears contacts rather than glasses.

✧ still just as pompous as canon azul, but he's arguably meaner and sharper-tongued. by which his insults aren't backhanded or veiled thickly in sweetness. they are just insults, but they're always accented with laughter or amusement. mean, rude, sadistic tako!!!

✧ down horrendous with the breeding kink (just like canon azul), only i like to imagine that maybe beta azul is more confident with his mer form. so while canon azul prefers to knock you up the human way, beta azul prefers the octopus way. <3

✧ speaking of confidence, maybe he's actually extroverted and isn't using that as a front to hide true introverted behavior (like canon azul). he has rizz, but the rizz is so overwhelming it makes you want to kick him in the ankles and tell him to never open his mouth again. ;;;;

✧ he definitely uses expensive hair products (lots of hair gel to get that lovely mountain slope swoop LOL). also a big lover of money and capitalism. probably running some abstract pyramid scheme. is rather shameless when it comes to exploiting opportunities and people. canon azul will try to have some decorum; beta azul does not.

✧ mostro lounge is most likely still the same mostro lounge, but deep in my heart beta azul is running illicit activities after hours. maybe gambling or something with sex. it's a not-so-secret secret passed around amongst the students that after hours is the best time to visit for nocturnal fun. (i.e. beta azul is whoring you out to his dorm and any visitors from the other dorms. beta riddle is his best, most loyal customer. T_T)

✧ perhaps he is not as jealous (or pathetic) as canon azul (i.e. he lives in constant denial and gaslights himself into thinking otherwise).

✧ maybe he's an incel. 🫣 gross, terrible tako with his gross, terrible mindset and his gross, terrible ways of doing business. <3

✧ still has the twins do the dirty work for him, but at the same time i like to think he's beat some students bloody before. if not with his bare hands, it's with his octopus cane. >:) he probably uses it to break your ankles if the two of you get into a fight and you allude to leaving him and (unlike panicking and breaking down like canon azul) he just gets very, very angry. >_< he really likes your legs, but it's just because he likes the idea of taking away something you (as a human) rely so heavily on. it's something about petty revenge or something about making you feel just like how he did when he had to learn how to walk for the first time on land.

✧ rather than being bullied in his childhood, he was most definitely the bully.

[suffarustuffaru]

Which anime/games/film works do you like to choose to crossover with Re:zero? And which characters from these works do you think will get along well with Subaru and become good friends?

ooh……. these are some tricky questions… (complimentary)

i will say though that when i think of crossovers i do tend to prefer fandom fusions :o i like the idea of blending in the media im crossing over :o !! if youre interested in that sort of thing also, i made an umbrella academy-rezero fusion au fic with turacoverdin and ive made like T^T either shitposty or serious writing or art for several other fusion aus for the past two years… just bc i like the idea of placing rezero characters in like. different scenarios and studying them like bugs under a microscope HAH some other fusions ive done / daydreamed about include madoka magica, attack on titan, persona 5, also did some chainsaw man au doodles (unlike most people when they do chainsaw man aus i put emilia as denji and subaru as asa wodnsjs HEAR ME OUT OK—)… etc etc i suppose… also that one time i drew rezero characters as mario characters and tried way too hard on it—

anyway. as for what characters will get along with subaru—honestly i havent thought about it much so uhhh perhaps i will try right now!! :O i feel like characters like homura from madoka magica could be interesting… bc i feel like for him itd be like acquiring a new little sister bc she has her whole (apologies for madoka magica spoilers? HAH) time travel to save the girl she loves thing… homuras been through a lot and im 100% sure she and subaru will be able to relate to each other. homura kind of has that cold demeanor beatrice used to have too so YES new little sister acquired mayhaps!!!! and depending on how hes feeling he can cheer on her crimes or comfort her fr :,,))

on other hand i feel like throwing subaru at chainsaw man characters would be fucking hilarious… denji and power with subaru would probably get along like a house on fire…. subaru would probably react similar to aki in this situation. its the big brother figure in him kicking in again. that and power is like head empty and high energy and so is shaula so maybe subarud be like awww… 🥺 at her. shes gonna become like his new feral cat (affectionate). theyd probably have a similar dynamic to subaru with shaula (fond and exasperated). with denji i feel like theyd both be arguing all over the place bc theyre both Loud (literal) (metaphorical) and denjis moral compass is almost entirely just Must Save Animals!!! but like i feel like subaru would be fond of the guy and feel bad for him. im sure they can relate between. getting fucked over by Certain Women and subaru can help teach denji the importance of human connection!!! the latter of which would be important if subaru ever meets asa also T^T uhh minor part 2 spoilers but like yeah asas 1000% an incel and while shes not Literally a shut in she is Metaphorically a shut in and i feel like he could really relate to her and also Acquire Another Little Sibling yes this ask has turned into me saying subaru should get more little sibling figures but STILL i think subaru and asa are pretty similar and he’d have good advice for her!!!!!!!!

on the other hand though subaru would definitely pull an otto with pre-time skip armin attack on titan. armins a lot like otto and mikasas similar to rem so im sure subarud get along swimmingly and yell at them to have more self respect wodndnd. pre-time skip, early development eren tho???? subaru would knock him down Several pegs im sure erens Everything (his personality.) is gonna remind him a bit of himself also wkdnsns. that and hes def gonna be like “STOP. BEING A DICK TO MIKASA.” on the Other other hand subaru is gonna get his ass Particularly BEAT if you put him in the csm or aot verse. on the Other Other other hand, subaru is used to making friends while experiencing horrors so maybe he’ll be fine!! having rbd in csm and aot would probs be useful actually its just be total Hell the minute he gets caught up in anything 😭😭😭

anyway this is the most scuffed analysis from me, anon wodnsjs but i hope you enjoyed my answer!!!

[quinntamsin]

"So your the Lady of House Ceallach?" the Castellan asked as they sat in a wheelhouse on the way to Kingslanding. "Yes," Denna Ceallach replied with a smile. "But your wife-" "Is the Lord of my House," replied Denna. "That's obscene." The foolish Andal replied. "What that two women are in love, or that her family was willing to maintain the succession without worrying about someone's cock or maidenhood?" she replied. "Uhhh." The man stared at her and made a sign of the Seven. Denna cackled, she was a Dornish woman living in the North. THe Blood of the Rhoynar and the First Men would flow their her children's veins, and they would grow up free of the Seven's corruption.

House of the Dragon S1E9 "The Green Council". The Dance has begun, a waltz which will result in the fall and death of the House of the Dragon as it withers away from its own poisoned heart. We are reminded that the King told the Queen a broken version of the Song. And, thus he died, and so now we are set as the two Dragon's start the dance. The Chamber is open and the orchestra is ready to start the opening. The blood of Dragons and Oldtown will flow. We open in the darkness of the throne room, the line of swords leading to the Iron Throne is far darker and bereft without light. The King is Dead. Mourning has come to the SEven Kingdoms as a young boy, I'mm assuming this is one of Daemon's sons or mayhap Aegon's son, leaves the room. Servants appear to be doing something and pay no mind to the kid dressed in finery. This isn't a son this is a servant boy who is informing someone that the King has died. In the royal chambers as she gets dressed and informs her father who seems truly saddened by Viserys death. He asks who knows the King is dead and they discuss who knows. If the Princess finds out she will fly to Dragonstone to claim the throne. A meeting of the Small Council is called and they inform them. THe Greens are preparing to make their move. Otto informs them of the "Final Wish" of the King and how Aegon II second must rule. Lord Beesbury calls it for what it is as the rest called for Treason. Criston Cole appears behind him who thrusts him down and kills him. The Lord Commander calls for his Cloak and Criston refuses. This incel bastard kills a fucking Lord of the Small Council and they refuse to deal with the body. Otto calls for it to continue and the Queen calls out their bullshit. Good thing she actually refuses to kill them because knowing Ottos incompetent one would have survived and ensured a bloodied Dance. Lord Westerling calls out their bullshit since Otto wants to use them to assassinate a member of the Blood Royal. He walks away, and Criston of course steps up because not is murder of innocent gay folk and elders but families is on the menu as well. The man is a fucking monster. Alicent goes to talk to her daughter and I think she knows that Aemond is nearby and her fate is coming. The Knights of the Kingsguard prepare to attack and now they have to find the King. Because Aegon the False is such a shitty King he is going to walk off. All of the servants who know the King is dead are tossed into the Brig under the fucking Rat of Whispers. Aemond the Beast offers to go with the Incel-Knight to find the newly to be anointed King. Meanwhile, they have locked Rhaenys in her apartments. Aemond shows them where he could be and we see how Criston considers  himself a "Lover of Women". So the Prince isn't going to street of silk and Aemond gets hit on by the courtesan. And the Lords of the realm of gathered a Lord refuses to bend the Knee. Many LOrds and Ladies keep their oath as those who refuse are taken away. All the while Larys is watching the little rat. In Flea Bottom the Twins are searching hard as well as Criston and Aemond. This race to find the King as a girl is following the Twins and as we draw near to some sort of Loud crying we see a fighting pit.Where they are tossing in -Children- Seriously, what the fucking fuck Aegon is a monster. WE see a fucking silver haired child. The Prince is just going to be a bad King. When one of the Nobles moves to leave we switch again to Aemond who is right. He is the more workable of the two, as the TWins discuss how the King is unfit. The girl offers to take them to the Prince as yes, the White Worm is making her damn move. Our escaping Lord is taken away since he was caught by Larys (who I am happy to die horribly). Meanwhile we switch to the Silent SIsters preparing the body of Viserys I, and the Queen sitting in her mourning. All she had to do was talk to Rhae and this could have been avoided. But Otto and the Hightowers are so set on playing Kingmaker that they are willing to burn the entire realm over it. ALicent is truly grieving for Viserys death, this poor woman, while yes a Karen, has been in the middle of it all. She then tries to make a play to the Queen-Who-Never-Was, and wow. This woman is not really smart. Bringing up Rhaenys possible rule is a hard attempt. This woman is doing her best, but she doesn't get it. RHaenys admits that the Queen is rightly put in her place as she is in a gilded cage. Conditioned by her father and groomed to appease the King and constantly bombarded by men like Criston and Larys. She's in a prison that will prevent her from making choices really that do anything but benefit her Uncle and Father's terrible ambition. Back in Flea Bottom we see the White Worm meeting with Otto. Aemond and Criston catch the Hand speaking as the WOrm calls for an end tot he corruption of the Gold Cloaks. THe WOrm makes a point she is a superior Spymaster, and honestly if Otto wasn't a misogynist he would have snapped her up and put her in place of Larys. If you can get this woman aligned to the Crown then fuck yeah she'd own it. The TWins find the drugged Prince in the Great Sept as the Hand. THe Brothers we can see in this moment are considering his death. Just as they move to take him Cole and Aemond find him and the King moves to run away. Honestly, if Otto had killed the King and put Aemond we would have gotten another Maegor the cruel. Eryk is being smart in refusing to take part. Arryk loses his sword and we can see they decide to ignore the Hand in favor to the Queen. The Queen goes to talk to her father as she has won the Game so far. This is a well acted passive aggressive discussion. Alicent is standing up for herself finally. "A sacrifice has made for the stability of the realm." Please, for once, I'm not sure if either are correct. Cole is named Lord Commander, a bad idea. She's trying for strength, but she doesn't get it. She should have called for Rhae and let her see her father. she could have sat down and told her what her father said. Asked what it meant and Rhae would have had a chance to fix things. And yet as she walks away into her room there's that fucking COnfessor. He's here to snitch on the Hand, and inform the Queen Mother of the White WOrm. This is the move which he wants to seize the spy network from a WOman so he can be Master of Whispers. Anyone notice how this series is about shitty men taking power from women? Like seriously? Or shittier men killing fine men because they speak for justice? And then we get a scene to Larys fapping to the Queen's feet. FOR FUCKING SAKE THIS WAS UNECESSARY. LIke really. This entire episode has a nice layer of intrigue to it. One of the twins comes for the Princess and they head to the Dragon Pit as she stops to stare at what appears to be a fire. I think this is a moe to get the Princess killed. Is this a move to get the Princess killed or is it something else. WE see a purge of fleat bottom happening as Rhaenys is lost in all of the chaos. In the Great SEpt the Iron Crown is being prepared as the Drunk King is being sent to be crowned. Aegon admits his father didn't like him. I mean this is Aegon the Failure we are talking about. The King reveals the Dagger from earlier, as she doesn't know what it is All that' is a Valyrian artifact. He asks her if she loves him and she replies "You imbecile." THe point here is that yes, she loves her child she loves enough to literally try to drag him back from a live of literal depravity. Otto just hid Aegon's shitty life. Rhaenys along with all the citizens of the city are pushed into the Great Sept to see anointment of a new King. The announcement of the former King's death comes in the Great Scept where all gather. Otto Hightower play's up the bullshit as the GOld CLoaks march in to form a line for the foolish boy that is to be King. Aegon walks down in this somber occasion, people watch his passage, and we can see he doubts himself. I can see they studied some English coronations because the entire set up is very similar to what I've Westminster Abbey and English coronation imagery is very similar to this. The High Septon begins his blessing of the Seven while anointing him in oil. Rhaenys makes a getaway to the lesser part of the Dragon Pit. So this isn't Baelor's Sept okay that makes sense. As they all stand in this very literally awkward moment each bowing in a way to the new King Otto smiles. High Septon starts the call for the King and as the False King stands there and we see his own self assurance questioned. WE know something is about to happen. The din of the crowd roars in the background as those darker cello tunes slide in. He lifts Blackfyre and yup, he's accepted his future death and that of his entire branch. The fool. Aegon II bathes in the adoration of the people, and the Queen smiles. A massive explosion happens as a DRagon, Meleys breaks free. Many people die as the Dragon with its rider atop it  moves stare at the Greens. Alicent puts herself in front of the Dragon, and awaits the call of Dracarys. Meleys roars as the Dragon makes its way free and off to Dragonstone. Yes, oh yes, the fools, you must take Rhae's hand for the dance is now in swing. Gay Canon There is a lot to unpack here, from how Alicent decides she has enough heart to not murder an entire family. To how the White Worm is seemingly "exterminated" by Larys. As I watch and think, I see another possible ship here. That between Mysaria and the Queen, or more appropriately, Mysaria and Helaena. Yup, a good story here wold be Mysaria saving Helaena from her future fate and spiriting her away to be kept safe. I'm calling this Hysaria for now but others should jump on this as a rare ship. Thoughts on Alaenyra, so, I think right now my current idea is based on a few elements taken from the Empire of the Dawn theory as well as the Dragondreamer ability. I'll try to spin up a story in the future, but it may not be for some :D Hottakes:

First, this entire episode continues to paint most of the men including Aegon in Alicent's life as shitty people. Otto is in full swing here being the misogynistic shit as well as Criston murdering without a second thought.

Beesbury's death was uncalled for and brutal, I want Criston to die horribly. Westerling, who btw is Graham McTavish aka Dwalin, just owns it as he walks away from the corruption of the Green Council.

The Hightower Hand murdering all the Lords who don't agree with him really just shows how he's a terrible Tywin impostor as well as a mad King sit-in.

This makes me SOOOO Happy when the Hour of the Wolf will happen.

The Child fight was fucked up, and the fact that all of Flea Bottom might see slaughter over one ask is shitty.

Larys isn't master of whispers since the actual position doesn't appear to exist.

Larys is a literal manchild who deserves to be impaled ala Dracula.

Mysaria is definitely not dead, you don't get THAT much power without having backup spies in place to prepare for contingencies.

Rhaenys should have killed the Greens. Yes, it would have been Horrendous, but it would have ended the war.

[bakatenshii]

i’m just a girl, sittin in front of a phone asking for some kenma-nii jerkin it’s over his sleepin seestars face<333 btw i luv u mucho ur brain sexie

kenma-nii is an incel who’s got no tangible connections to girls except his own leetle sister, who he’s too shy and nervous to touch, so he’ll crawl into your bedroom in the dead of night while you’re asleep and fuck his fist over your soft features.

it’s the taboo that gets his cock aching hard; the thought that the only girl worthy of his affection is his own lil sister who shares his blood. ♡︎♡︎♡︎

[pinkchanelbag]

eren + alt bi gf and no social media presence gamer bf 

inspired from a tweet idk lmao but modern gamer eren make my brain go brrrr

cw: mild mentions of nsfw

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- FIRSTLY we will be talking about how eren looks with the bun and headset combo

- hair flying out when he’s getting into it, or the way he frustratedly pulls the headset down to sit on his neck as he throws his head back in his chair to groan over the game and his adams apple bobs as he complains

- or the way his fingers expertly fly over his controller and sometimes you can’t help but stare at them shamelessly considering he’s too focused to notice

- ANYWAYYYYYYY

- eren’s style would be pretty different from yours mostly because he doesn’t particularly have one - very much a fan of simple hoodies, crewnecks, tight fit shirts, and sweatpants or joggers if he’s gotta go somewhere plus some converse maybe some jordans if he’s feeling particular 

- christ he’s so sexy

- you on the other hand are into experimenting with expression and put the time into makeup, accessories, clothes, shoes, all of it

- it’s not to say you’re a girly girl or whatever or even necessarily into fashion; it’s just a form of expression that is really unique!

- and eren, though usually pretty chill, is in love with it

- if your preference for fashion is a bit more out there, then he’s def into it, happy to give his opinion on new things you’re looking into, etc. 

- if it’s a bit more typical alt (oxymoron LOL?) he’d love that too cause he literally already thinks you’re ridiculously cute but then seeing you in the aesthetic and state where you’re most YOU is practically arousing to him 

- on that note - trust that this man does not care how conservative or revealing your clothing is

- you could wear hoodies 4 times too big and he’d think it looks fire (and would also wanna scoop you into his arms and give you kisses and maybe make you make some pretty ‘O’ faces)

- or you could be wearing crop tops and booty shorts and he’d be helping you pick out what shoes to go with 

- THE DEFINITION OF “where what you want, i can fight.”

- imagine you have some sort of big internet following like tiktok, twitter, etc? and it’s well known ur in a relationship and without even needing to be present or known, eren radiates bde 

- having zero socials except like discord or something but also not being a bitchless incel and having this sick ass gf? whew 

- not to mention this man is well in touch with his kinky side

- he’s incredibly laid back, so he’s a chill sorta dom

- the *quarks a single eyebrow and has you straightening your act immediately* kind of dom 

- god help you if you do something like outfit showings for him...you better hope you kept note of where you got that one top from because you might suddenly find it ripped off your body (he’ll pay for the new one of course <3}

- and of course!! is wholly supportive of your sexuality

- although being bi is by no means synonymous to being sexually promiscuous, IF your sexuality results in you being more open to certain things (”effeminate” male traits, mayhaps threesomes, etc.) then eren is game to trying anything once - like i said, he’s pretty laidback

- just to touch on the attire once more...sweatpants LMAOOOO the print is phenomenal and if he’s not wearing undies? lord have merthy that thang be swangin

- head under the gaming desk? mhm

- riding him while he’s on discord with his friends? ye

- eating the million dolla puthy after being on the game too long and not giving you attention? yup yup yup

- just...yeah gamer eren lives in my head rent free

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[everythingispirates]

Oh no get well soon king! Mayhaps we mock Jones relentlessly - Added challenge is to not relate the mockery to Calypso as it's such an easy a target

thank you! I mean with jones obviously there's the obvious incel in the room but also I think we have to talk about how fucking goofy the organ is. yeah it looks cool but either he had it installed before the whole curse thing in which case he was a completely normal dude who had to get someone to instal that thing OR he did it post-curse for the drama in which case he took the time out of his very busy incel schedule to get an organ installed. the crew probably had a field day

[aqricus]

okay hear me out.. diluc… who has never had a girlfriend or partner before so he’s just literally become an an incel, especially after he sees kaeya bringing people home left right and centre hogging all the attention..mayhaps..

YOYOYO INCEL DILUC

imagining big, strong diluc with his big, strong hands tossing you around like a rag doll and bouncing you on his cock until your brain is just as soft and mushy with attraction as your gaze is as you blink up at him. incel! diluc, who softens up when you lavish his cock with attention bc this is new to him.

[sultrydisdain]

not same anon and you do you but tagging your defense of snape with "he's not an incel" is kind of wack when you remember he bullies and traumatizes a kid for being proof that his obsession married someone else. like again you do you but incel is not a reach

because incel is a weird way to describe it? because it makes a book written for children inherently sexually driven? snape hates harry because he desperately wants to see his father in him. he hates him because james literally tormented him the moment he got to hogwarts??? YES, i'm sure there's mingled jealousy and YES we can assume by jkr's writing that perhaps snape would have liked to be the one in james' place.

and YES his treatment of harry is foul, and i've never come on here like "lol snape did nothing wrong <3" i like him because he's a morally gray anti-hero, not because he's actually a good man.

however, at no point is there text that implies "i hate you because you're the physical culmination of all the fucking your mother and i didn't get to do"

again, y'all sexualize everything and should frankly just leave people alone to like what they like? would love to know how my interest in snape as a character affects your life in any way, shape or form. also turning anon off, now. if you have something to say, mayhaps you should have the courage to do it in my dms.

[seerofmike]

ranking apex characters on those with the most top energy to the ones with the least

top, firmly: gibraltar is 100% a service top. loba does not like being anywhere else but on top

top, mostly: bangalore is a top but if she's with someone who prefers topping (loba), she'll bottom. pathfinder is also mostly a top because he does not have anywhere for a dick to be inserted however he is open to experimentation. wraith likes straps but she's not opposed to bottoming.

true switch: lifeline does not mind any position in the bedroom. mirage does not mind either position either but flips a coin to decide what he does with each individual encounter. bloodhound will do whatever their partner wants them to do.

bottom, mostly: octane bottoms 90% of the time but sometimes he whips out the strap. despite mostly bottoming he is also very annoying and 'dominant' in the bedroom. crypto is also mostly a bottom but he tops if his partner prefers bottoming.

bottom, firmly: wattson but that's because she's afraid of doing something wrong. she could mayhaps become a switch one day but for now she is a bottom

what is sex: revenant hasnt fucked in 200 years and he will stab you if you mention it. caustic is an incel

[kiseiakhun]

What are your feelings on Kyle/Jason/Wally. I kinda think it might happen if Kyle had a crush on both. Accidentally tells Wally. Teasing. Jason finding out. Jason and Wally overdramaticly flirting. Dick finds out and Kyle dying from the close proximity of both Jason/Wally Wally/Jason Jason/Kyle Wally/Kyle. And then Flirting/Showing off intensifying. Although I don't really know much about Wally or Kyle. ❤

RUBS HANDS TOGETHER

Hello? This is the greatest ask anyone’s ever sent me. Kyle is a lovey-dovey dumbass who falls in love after two seconds of knowing someone, so like. It’s real. It’s very real. He and Wally would’ve had their thing first? Because of their whole enemies to lovers arc in JL, except - because of that whole dynamic where they started off ragging on each other, I feel like they both would’ve been oblivious to their feelings. Add in a healthy dose of compulsory heterosexuality from Kyle, and yeah... the adults of the League have probably been waiting years for that ship to sail, except the babies just keep being oblivious dunderheads.

(Wally realized in his teen years that he’s not strictly heterosexual, because being on a team with Dick Grayson when you’re male tends to draw out any bent inclinations very, very quickly. It’s just. Kyle is the snot-nosed rookie too big for his britches. He’s a baby? He’s an infant. Wally is not attracted to an infant, wtf.)

And then Kyle goes off on his journey of self-discovery with Donna and Jason. Well, journey of self-discovery for him, because Jason’s ass and body and his devil-may-care tough guy attitude is the culmination of Kyle’s bisexual crisis. Seriously, countdown is basically Kyle going “ugh, that stupid hot sexy asshole is so hot and sexy around Donna, there’s no way she can resist him. Why is he attractive? He needs to stop. I’m going to fight him because he’s TOO HOT.” It’s incredible. If the writers weren’t cowards, countdown would’ve ended with them being in a triad.

Donna’s probably the one who points out that mayhaps... Kyle’s constant mooning over Jason might mean something different... and Kyle’s like wtf, no. And then he actually thinks about it, because Kyle’s one of maybe two (2) men in the dcu who has a semblance of emotional intelligence (idk who the other one is, but I’m sure he’s out there) (edit: it’s Connor. Connor Hawke. Connor is the other man. I was going to say Clark but Clark keeps going to extremes whenever he or his are threatened and. like. he tries, bless his heart, but there’s still a lot of repression going on with him) and he’s like wait. Fuck. Well what do I do with this information!! It’s not like Jason is into guys!!!

To which Donna just looks at him like, how are you so smart yet so stupid at the same time. She remembers how baby Jason mooned over Roy and Dick as much as he mooned over her. She Remembers.

(Also, lbr, Donna’s very experienced by now at dealing with dumb boys in denial about their non-het leanings. See previous statements about being on a team with Dick Grayson. She saw all of it, man. She’s seen so much.)

Cue Kyle, sitting bolt upright in bed after they’ve just wound down for the night and just saying, “Oh my god, Wally.”

And Donna’s just like, yup.

And Jason’s just like ? wtf is that asshole up to now. Whatever, idc, blissfully unaware of Kyle’s bi panic.

Anyway. The world is saved, and they get back to their Earth, and Kyle manages to put it aside because Everything Happens So Much. He’s the Green fking Lantern, okay, he doesn’t have time to deal with sexuality crises, except. Except. It won’t leave him alone?

Like, in his downtime he hangs out with Wally a lot since they’re friends, and oh yes, hello raging crush that he can no longer pretend isn’t a thing, because once Kyle acknowledges his attraction? That is it, man, there’s no turning back from that point. And ik that in canon, Jason threw a snitfit and left Kyle and Donna in the middle of their happy fun space adventure fieldtrip, but let’s say he didn’t have a sudden ooc personality turn because of writer mandate, and he stayed with Kyle and Donna until the end of their journey, and they stayed in touch.

And Kyle realizes, to his horror, that Jason is charming, and funny, and not bad on the eyes, and fuuuuck. This isn’t really helping his stupid dumb crush. Stupid dumb crushes. Goddamn.

(Sometimes Jason even joins him in his Space Adventures because of his new team. More specifically, Kori and her shiny new spaceship that can sustain humans in space conditions, and he is not jealous, shut up, Roy.)

(Roy caught on pretty quickly, because he’s much more empathetic and in tune with other peoples emotions than he pretends to be 90% of the time. Unfortunately, he only uses his powers for chaos.)

Ofc, Wally would start getting curious about Jason eventually because suddenly this kid is fucking everywhere? Dick’s calling on him for intel in the middle of a firefight, and he’s ragging on Roy’s atrocious dress sense, and he’s joking with Donna and Kyle’s giving him the same shit that he used to give to Wally, excuse me. Wasn’t he a villain or something? The last time Wally paid attention to him, he was sawing heads off in Gotham, and now Wally can’t seem to turn without tripping over him. When the fuck did that even happen?

(I’m not sure if Wally ever met Robin!Jason. Hm. Were Jason’s guest-appearances on the team during when Wally was pulling one of his stints of... I don’t WANT to be a hero, I want to be a NORMAL BOY who goes to COLLEGE, even though I literally re-created the Flash’s lab accident down to the letter just so I can have his powers and be a hero and save the world? ... ykw, we don’t acknowledge that era of Wally. This was back when he was a meninist incel or something. Ick.)

... and damn, Wally really can trip over him now, huh. Because he sure did grow up big, and strong, and rugged, and haha fuck now Dick is starting to glare at him, too, and not just at Roy, abort, abort.

...... Wally does attempt to subtly ask Roy, later, if there’s any truth to the statements about him and Jason and Kori that Roy says to Dick to get him all riled up. I say “attempt to” because Wally is bad at subtlety. It’s part of why he and Kyle get along so well. Roy realizes what he’s asking and he about has an apoplexy because Wally? Wally? Now there’s a surprise contender he did not expect, tossing his hat into the ring.

But also. Also... hot.

Roy and Kori are watching all of this while munching popcorn like damn, this is better than TV. Because Kyle’s having his crisis, his Love crisis, and Wally’s having his oh my god why do I find my best friend’s little brother hot crisis, and Jason is just happily oblivious to all of this, because he’s too busy angsting over his dad not loving him enough and dismantling trafficking rings and being the big, bad scourge of Gotham to notice Kyle pining after him like a lovelorn puppy, and Wally eyeing him appreciatively like he hasn’t eaten in a whole hour and Jason is a tender piece of marbled steak roasted on both sides to perfection. He does notice the way Kyle and Wally look at each other, though, because he’s only observant when it comes to the positive emotions of other people. And he is not stepping in the middle of that, tyvm, because from what Roy’s told him the two of them have a looooong history and he does not want to get caught in the middle of that crossfire.

Roy and Kori are both like, what makes you think it’s going to get messy, anyway? And Jason, whose real world examples of functioning relationships are 1. Willis and Catherine Todd, 2. Bruce and Selina, 3. Bruce and Talia, 4. Dick and all his exes, 5. Roy and all of his not-exes because he doesn’t date but people keep falling in love with him anyway and he panics and ghosts them because he is Roy William Commitment Issues Harper, 6. Kori and whatever the fuck she’s got going on with Dick and like, an ex? back on Tamaran? who she might still be married to?? what the fuck, 7. Kyle and Donna and their messy breakup(s)(?) (Jason doesn’t ask, because he Does Not Want To Know) (he’s too busy repressing to realize it’s half because of jealousy), is just like, that’s just how things go.

And Roy and Kori, both having mentally run through all of those ^ options while Jason was thinking of a response, are just like. ... yeah, alright, that’s fair enough.

God, every single relationship in DC is a mess.

Where was I even going with this?

Oh, right. Basically, Kyle is pining like a lovelorn idiot, Wally doesn’t know what the fuck he’s feeling and it’s making him confused, and Jason is ignoring his feelings because maybe if he just represses them hard enough, they won’t spill over and punch him in the face. Honestly, I see Wally making the first move, because his inadequacy issues don’t run as deep as Jason and Kyle’s do, and Kyle’s just like :D and Jason’s like, what the fuck. What the fuck? Because it literally blindsides him, even though it’s stupidly, painfully obvious to everyone else around him.

Either that, or Roy gets sick enough of watching their lovelorn pining, and employs Dick’s help to lock them all in a closet, naked, and fuck it out.

(Dick doesn’t actually disapprove of Jason sleeping with his friends, he just needs to get over his mental block of still seeing Jason as a baby)

Anyway. They’re all a whole-ass mess.

[kittydog]

long poast number 36548

4real doe it does kind of suck (in ref 2 my engie poast) not bc i ship them or w/ever dont misunderstand...i dont think they belong 2gether, not even 4 a microcosm of a millisecond. rather, i do think that it enriches their characters sort of / complicates their dynamic in a way that i think is very inch-resting. like here is engie in the upper echelons of society, which already makes him detached from most ppl. and beyond this, hes deathly afraid of bacteria and seemingly has rlly bad communication skills, which further isolates him. hes kind of weird in general.

 and heres is annet, a being which he has some control over, who is polite, caring, nonjudgmental; but at the same time id imagine that he could have programmed these things in2 her...

.i asked a question abt this but vitaly never answered lol: “...ive always wondered though, is her love a product of her self-awareness or was it programmed in2 her 4 marketability/ease of interaction purposes? or was it like corporate politeness that evolved in2 love when she became self aware ” the good thing abt this remaining unaddressed is that it also remains ambiguous and i can shape it 2 my liking >:3 anyway, id always kind of hc’d that engie- being the incel redditor that he is- decided 2 just make some1 that could conform 2 his standard of what he would like while also having no standards of her own, some1 that would luv him unconditionally, essentially. i dont rlly think he would do this consciously rlly...maybe just did it under the guise both 2 himself and others of inventing a personality which would maker her more pleasant 2 interact w/. otherwise i feel like hed be a lot more embarrassed abt it, mayhaps... i do think that having some1 who is acts reliably and w/ logic at all times could be something thats very comforting 4 him, on top of having an amount of power over her and being able 2 just shut her off...well, b4 she became a superbeing that controls the entire universe...its easier 2 make sense of some1 who is uncomplicated, w/ clean calculated reasons and rationale 4 everything she does. and when she DOESNT rlly seem 2 have that, or when doesnt do something that aligns w/ his views, he freaks the frick out!!! case a: annie is gonna reset eureka (not great btw.....) im gonna bomb it 2 all 2 hell baby!!!! (also not great <3 at least annie planned on bringing them back, king)

 as 4 annet i think it would be rlly interesting 4 her 2 kind of just grapple w/ this, being self aware and all while still being trapped in a programmable/moldable body, having a sense of agency over herself. this is of course assuming everything above. so. think of it as an au with little canon divergence? idk, i think theres an idea 2 be explored there....now, i think, that vitaly has informed us. or. well, me. that annie is basically untouchable bc she has crazy powerful guys (omnis???) protecting her, she wouldnt rlly have 2 think abt this much. i feel like it goes hand in hand w/ mortality and stuff. “oh, woe, what is my purpose! what does it mean at all if i myself am not the one who dictates it!“ yew knoe. shes a busy lady <3

srry once again this is long so ill end it b4 i start RLLY writing a novel abt my fav character and how cool she is. MY gf now, engie!!!!