#In the end.

[plenumbria]

Hypothetically,

Finn trying to recover from years worth a few years worth a year of bullshit and unlearn the hatred that he's been bottling up:

Azriel daring to try and get back in his life for the third time in a goddamn row:

Finn: "YOUR FAMILY IS NOTHING BUT PARASITES UPON THE EARTH THE FACT THAT SOMEONE THOUGHT YOU OF ALL THE IN THE WORLD WERE PLEASING ENOUGH TO FUCK AND HAVE A KID WITH MEANS THAT SHE'D FUCK A ROCK IF IT HAD A HOLE-"

[specters]

actually so insane that some trans people will transition early in life, be happy in their transition for the most part, acknowledge that transitioning has positively benefited their mental health, but still want to close the door behind them, lock it, and throw away the key so no other children have access to life saving medication, procedures, and mental health services like. you aren't any better than any of us. if anything, we're better than you

[deathxproof-archive]

The Master’s stupid little vending machine TARDIS lands in the back woods past the broken part of the fence behind Rory Williams’ house. Missy - or the Master - or the Mistress, or — they’re regenerating, and regenerating fast.

Rory Williams, on the inverse, is maybe about 10. He’s a little 10 year old girl who’s been stuck sick in bed, and goes to investigate a crash late at night while his parents sleep, and this isn’t a cruel story about the Master killing a kid. More so it’s a sad and blunt turn of events where Missy is half-regenerating, half in a state setting up a chameleon arch in a smoked up TARDIS with the door wide open. Where an already sick child is having an asthma attack for getting too curious, and there is no way to help. There is no plan. And it would give Rory more life to live, wouldn’t it? It wasn’t about saving a child. It could be about saving a child. But it was convenient, just like it was convenient to use the last bit of the Master’s effort to have Rory Williams tuck himself into bed before being suffocated by a fobwatch.

The point is that after that, Amy and Rory don’t really question why they discover an old vending machine out back of Rory’s house while they’re playing games. It also takes them about 3 more years to question why, without fail, if one of them knocks on the front of it it produces whatever snack or drink they want the most. Even then, they sort of just leave it alone more than anything else. Funny old thing, though.

[sadclowncentral]

shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king

[chiisana-lion]

[cordspaghetti]

really factual recounting with no embellishments whatsoever

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

the curse of summer is buying and eating an inadvisable amount of fruit in single sittings.

[spitblaze]

[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

[sayruq]

like to charge reblog to cast

[moodsandtenses]

There's something hilarious about how so much subsequent media has positioned Vampires and Werewolves as, like, binary opposite entities, and then you read Dracula (1897) and realize that wolves are that guy's preferred solution to every problem. You'd say something to Dracula about "ah yes, werewolves, vampires' great eternal enemies," and he'd just be like "you mean my subcontractors?"

[unsung-idiot]

don't show him modern technology; it won't end well

bonus under the cut:

[pjharvey-moved]

making fun of americans is pretty much always ok if youre not doing it in an edgelord “you guys have so many school shootings” way or acting like we’re the only country that has racism. but like posts about americans and hamburger get me every time

[la7ma-mafrooma]

Keep talking about Palestine!

[stump-not-found]

i like you because of your terrible personality, generally awful demeanor, and inability to watch 3D movies . not despite

[lipglossanon]

[politijohn]

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