#In my Paris Hilton voice - That's hot

[boobveins]

*flips hair* hellurrr ur girl just went beyond 2000 followers! 💝🥹💖

[whump-queen]

Tbh I was surprised by the valley accent when I first heard you talk

omGG i’m getting called tf out today—

but this is so interesting cuz some people tell me ‘you sound exactly how you type’ and some are more surprised by my irl voice? but yk as long as it’s litty vibes i’m Presenting my Gender Correctly so eeee!!

[chapuyes]

oh my fucking god this dude runs his own business

[kimberly-spirits13]

Things Dick Grayson Has Said

*Fighting a villain* "Hey no biting! Only my girlfriend can do that!"

"babe, watch this" "no I'm not going to fall" *falls anyways*

"I just need my beauty rest and then I'll be pretty again I promise"

"cereal is a nutritious meal, grains, fruit, sugar... I'm doing pretty great I'd say"

"it's not my fault my ass makes the Kardashians insecure"

"you know that look is hot, really scary, but hot"

"I could be two kids stacked on each other and you'd never know"

"I'm like one of those bendy pencils"

"this is more useless than me doing squats"

*Paris Hilton voice* "that's hot"

*screeching* "Bruce, why are my cookies GONE?!"

"I'm fabulous f-a-b-u-l-o-u-s"

"b-a-n-a-n-a-s"

"I am a barbie girl y/n"

*swinging on a chandelier* "ALL EYES ON ME IN THE CENTER OF THE RING JUST LIKE A CIRCUSSSSS"

[respectthepetty]

This is the behavior I'm here for.

Rose's Day of Asks - the sequel

Hi!!! So this was always a curiosity of mine. How did you get started with the the thai communal wardrobe? And how many are on the list at the moment?

Have a wonderful night. Rose💛

Rose! I'm so honoured that you sent me this on your Day of Asks - the sequel!

How did I get started with the thai communal wardrobe? And how many are on the list at the moment?

The short answers?

I liked noticing the shared clothing across series and wanted to a) collect them (ie document them by writing a list) and b) post about them in a consistent format.

Approximately 230 (!).

And the long answers:

I think it was about this time last year, or maybe a bit earlier, when I first started documenting the shared clothing across different series. I had been noticing several items of shared clothing for a while but I think the desire to document them stemmed from the stripy linin shirt having appeared in so many shows in such a short period of time. Other notable items included the yellow-soled shoes, this stripy t-shirt, and this polo shirt.

I wanted to post them in a consistent way (ie the format I currently use, with the header and then sub-headings of each show in chronological order), which meant I needed to write them down in a list to make sure I had all the info correct. At first, I just used a word document but after a few months switched to a spreadsheet because it made it easier to set out and find the information.

I started with the ones I already knew but decided to scan through a lot of shows to see if I could find some more. I think this took the total to around 45 items of clothing, so I decided to do the BL Advent last December as a way to post them all. However, in preparing for that I went from 45 to 90.

As new series came out, and as I kept scanning through old series, by the end of March this year the total had risen to 126 and I put it to a vote as to how to continue posting the rest - the consensus being that I should go chronologically down through my list. Which is what I've been doing since then. I queued up a lot of posts, had a little break during the summer, but now I have more queued up.

Things got quieter over the end of spring and into summer and the list stayed around 150/160 for a couple of months. A few new ones did crop up over this time, like this new popular one (they're the same top just in different colours and with the pattern inverted on the grey/brown one):

But then Peaceful Property hit. And hit big.

At the same time, The Trainee went mad, and because I had noticed a few shirts from Last Twilight in both shows, I did another scan through of that and found A LOT of new ones. BUT ALSO, because of that, I realised I had seen this shirt recently and that led me to discover that Monster Next Door and Knock Knock Boys had a lot of shared clothing, and some of which they also share with Cooking Crush.

So I think since the end of August, I've added about 50 new items onto the list taking it up to around 230. Previous to hitting 200, I had thought I would make a post to mark it...but then I got swamped by all the new ones and I've been busy trying to document them all...to the point where I'm beginning to question my sanity over the amount of time I'm spending on doing all this!

Here's my current folder situation and which basically shows the list, although 80 of them don't currently have a number/place on the list because I'm waiting to finish collating all the new ones from Monster Next Door, Knock Knock Boys, and Cooking Crush:

Let's end on a few stats:

So far, 21 characters have worn the Mustard Sneakers brand yellow-soled shoes.

The items of clothing worn by most characters (11) are the stripy linin shirt and the stripy t-shirt (mentioned above) but the stripy t-shirt has been worn in more series (10 compared to the linin shirt's 6).

The show with the most items of shared clothing with another series is, of course, Only Friends with 64 (and counting!)...and even though I'm not sure this will ever be beaten, Peaceful Property might be able to if it keeps going the way it started.

The show with the next number of items is Last Twilight with 41.

The actors who have currently worn the most shared items of clothing are Sea (41), Book (31), and Gun (28).

[tokischaaaaa]

“ascensor roto ;  broken elevator”

WARNING!! Contains smut, all that nasty stuff, freaky deaky shi

!hamzah x latina!reader

summary: a sudden storm traps two neighbors in one elevator, and their previously unspoken attraction rapidly escalates into a night of passion as they find comfort and excitement in each other's arms.

muy important!! : this is my first imagine or oneshot for hamzah, so take time with me pls lol. also there are some words in spanish/slang so here are the translations for yall <3,

toto → vagina, punani, clit, pum pum, etc

coño → dammit/shit 

casi algo → “maybe something”,  refers to a person you are having a situationship/unlabeled relationship with, “es mi casi algo”

fantastica → “fantastic”

sucia → “dirty”

   

fue mejor - kali uchis ft. sza

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It's been a few weeks since your boyfriend broke up with you. Just yesterday your friends stopped by to try to help you get back on your feet. It was somewhat successful because today you went out to get some groceries.

As you are getting out of your car to enter your apartment you see a familiar face entering the apartment building, it's a guy you've seen here and there, he's wearing a gray shirt and some black sweats. As you stop staring at him you look for your key card, which allows the elevator to lead you to your floor, you're stumped, you forgot your key.

"Shit," you mumble to yourself, you start walking faster towards him so maybe you can use his key as a way to get to your floor. As you start walking faster toward the door of your apartment building but you hear thunder and water starts pouring very hard on you. "So much for trying to fix my hair today," you sigh. You start running towards the door and to the elevator.

Thankfully he's still there, as the elevator is about to shut he puts his hand out to keep it open. You run towards the elevator and breathe out, "Thanks a lot!" you're out of breath from the little side quest you just completed. 

He looks back at you, you feel your heart stop as he looks at you to respond. "No problem, ma." He says with a deep tone. You can't help but blush and chuckle at his response. As you get situated he slowly puts his card to the elevator, the light turns green. 

Next thing you know there's a big shove all around you and everything goes black. "Shit!" You cuss, you grab your phone and turn on the flash, you see your groceries everywhere, and the kind stranger on the floor. you extend a hand to him, he takes it. "That wasn't very hot of me," He says in a horrible rendition of Paris Hilton voice.

"Yeah, but now what? Do we call the police?" You ask, "Well, I could press the red button that calls the cops and lets them know," The stranger says before he's interrupted by a speaker supposedly in the elevator. "Residents of this apartment building, stay calm, there has been a power outage due to the storm. The power will be restored in approximately 1 hour."

"Damn, bro I just got new groceries they're gonna be fucked now." You say rubbing your fingers towards your temple. "Damn, you're loss, should've gone earlier." The stranger snarks. "Bruh, where are you even coming from, especially at like 10 in the night? You ask raising your eyebrows at the snarky stranger.

"None of your business, that's where." He says now facing you. The flash on your phone is now pointed towards his chest, he slowly gets closer to you. A familiar feeling is in your stomach and toto. "Mhm sure buddy." You say eyeing him down.

He huffs, then pushes you towards the elevator wall. your phone is now on the floor, there's no more flash, everything is based on your sense of taste and touch. 

He crashes his lips onto yours, one of his hands wraps around your waist, "take this off." he says pulling on your shirt. you quickly rip your shirt off and motion for him to do the same, he follows. You both continue to get closer, you begin to grind against his c0ck, you start to go faster and faster, getting off on his grip on your waist and the wrestle going on in your mouth with his tongue and yours. 

As the grinding gets progressively faster and faster, he stops you, you can only assume he's taking off his sweats, before you can ask why he stopped, you're turned around, now holding onto the railing of the elevator wall. He spreads your legs and slaps your ass. A loud moan escapes your mouth, and as a result, he shoves his c0ck into your toto. "How's that princessa? " he asks , leaning into your ear.

"Fantastica," you gasp, adjusting to his size. He lowers his head and starts kissing the back of your neck, his kisses getting deeper as his lips touch your skin. Before you can groan at him to start again, he slaps your ass once again and harder than before. He continues thrusting into you, every few thrusts he continues to give you back kisses. His pace begins to slow down, as he's about to pull out to cum, you grab his hand and thrust it back into you.

"Into me papi." You groan taking in all of this stranger, who knows if y'all will be casi algos or even talk again but you don't care. He's matched your freak, and you've matched his, so why not fulfill the feeling for both? 

As he finishes inside of you, you pant in exhaustion, he pulls out and gently faces you towards him. You hear him bending down and grabbing something, he places your phone and clothes in your arms gently. All that flows through your mind is, wow. You quickly put on your clothes, you can only assume he is doing the same. Before you take your phone to face the phone towards the floor to pick up the groceries all across the floor due to your sucia behavior, you feel deep kisses on your neck.

You cave in and kiss his neck too, before you step back. "What happened ma?" He asks, "What's your name bebé?" you ask him, "Oh, Hamzah. And yours?", You tell him your name, he stays silent for a few more seconds before he continues to kiss all over you. He stops once again and takes his hands into yours and positions the both of you to be sitting down, "Hamzah, you gonna tell me what you were doing out at 10 now?" You smirk holding his hand. "Nah, but if you come back to my apartment with me then maybe I'll tell you." 

Just as he said that the energy had been restored in the building. You squint your eyes getting used to the lights. As you looked down you saw your groceries everywhere, you tried to pick them up once again before Hamzah started to help you pick up the groceries scattered throughout the elevator. He placed the items in your bags, he began to hold them, "Hamzah, give them to me I can carry them." You groan, "Naaah." He smirks. Soon the elevator doors open, and Hamzah sprints towards his apartment. You have no choice but to chase him into his apartment to obtain your groceries and maybe something else...

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tokischaaa hablas!

so that was something, anyway umm lmk whta to do now. umm yeah. also to all my latina readers I LOVE YALL <3, love all yall tho too <333

also, listen to my playlist (i used it while making dis 😈)

[otrtbs]

rahhhh!! thank you to @pretentiouswreckingball for the tag!! <33

this game is sooo fun!! i'm gonna tag: @inevitablestars @courfee @calamitoustide @rabidlittlestrawberry @nevvaraven and anyone else who wants to play!! 😋

[respectthepetty]

Finally watching Sing My Crush, and . . .

In my Paris Hilton voice, "that's hot"

This entire scene was perfection.

Sometimes, you just gotta hit each other a couple of times in a regulated environment, so you can own up to your feelings and hold each other from exhaustion after, you know?

It was like makeup sex, without the sex. That's sexy.

[bigassbowlingballhead]

I could have an orgasm just by sucking my nipples

(paris hilton voice) that's hot.

[urfavouriteluvchild]

The ancestral urge to cover my body in henna, especially my back. Back henna is sooooooo hot *Paris Hilton voice*

[belphegor1982]

Find the word in your WIPs

I was tagged by both @rose-of-pollux and @tuttle4077 for a "Find the word in your WIP" game! Here are the rules: Find the words from the list in your WIPs and post the paragraph they belong to.

Thanks a lot :D They both gave me different words, too, so let's go!

I ended up using What Nightmares May Come (my long HH fic) a lot, if only because it's so long (64k+ words, gah, if only the inspiration could come back!!) but also from The Message (the follow-up to Mon Pays et Paris), three The Mummy WIPs, and one word from a Legend of Vox Machina somewhat long WIP. And since it got so long, I'm putting most of it under a cut ^^'

Tagging @thisstableground, @tinydooms, @laurelindebear, @teashoesandhair, @kabbal and @kaantt 💜

List of (new) words: chase | average | fast | minute | whole

sigh (from The Message, Hogan's Heroes)

“Did you clear that up with Colonel Hogan?” he asked. LeBeau stuck out his chin in a familiar show of stubbornness.

“Of course I did,” he said just a second too quickly.

Kinch shook his head.

“Man, now I know why you won’t play poker with Newkirk. He’d clean you right out.” He sighed. “LeBeau, you can’t just take a radio because you feel like it. Do you know how many of the guys miss listening to the Andrew Sisters or the World Series?”

hint (from A Fifth of Glenlivet, The Mummy)

The tea was light and slightly sweet, with a hint of mint. Egyptian style. Rick – though more of a coffee guy – had to admit that for what he considered to be lightly flavoured hot water, it wasn’t that bad, especially without the obligatory splash of milk generally favoured by the British.

heart (from Manifold, The Mummy)

She waits a little, enjoying the wind on her face and the shade the balloon casts over them; then she asks without looking at him, her voice very low, her heartbeat very loud, “Whom did you fall in love with first: Elizabeth, or Tom?”

toast (from In A Mellow Tone, The Mummy)

“Good Heavens. And I thought my parents had their hands full with me and Evy.” Jonathan put his palm into his hand and grinned. “How much of a scamp were you when you were a kid?”

“Not that much,” Harry said with a sharp smile, “but I usually got away with a lot, even more than Nellie did. You see, I didn’t often let myself get caught.”

“Sound philosophy,” said Jonathan, raising his half-empty pint in a toast Harry met with his own. “So you have four siblings?”

operation (from What Nightmares May Come, Hogan's Heroes)

The conversation in Klink’s office seemed to be over, so Kinch unplugged the coffee pot and replaced the lid. They were all thinking the same thing; all operations would have to come to a complete stop. The absence of the sub already meant they couldn’t go through with their orders of ‘assisting escaping prisoners’; but this meant that the other part, about ‘cooperating with all friendly forces and using every means possible to injure and harass the enemy’, was nixed as well if nobody could set foot outside camp.

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That's it for Tuttle's words! Now for Rose's :o)

sea (from What Nightmares May Come, Hogan's Heroes)

“Let’s hope that your escape will earn him a one-way ticket to the Russian front,” Hogan grimly quipped, his eyes serious. “In the meantime, you get to stay at the… ‘guerilla Hilton’ for a couple of days, we fit you with civilian clothes and official papers, and you do a little cross-country ‘round the German countryside. There’s a British sub in the North sea, a little off Wangerland. You’ll be in England faster than you can say ‘fish and chips’.”

star (from What Nightmares May Come, Hogan's Heroes)

Hogan whistled between his teeth. “So they’re basically stuck here for God knows how long?”

“Basically.”

“No chance of a plane, I suppose?”

“I asked. Apparently, if our guests were two-star generals, they would consider sending one.” Hogan didn’t miss the discreet sarcasm in his radioman’s deadpan voice.

pleasant (from A Fifth of Glenlivet, The Mummy)

Something loosened in the set of Jonathan’s shoulders.

“Good. Because if you’re planning to steal more toolkits for my sister then it’s better if… Well, you know. She’s had a lot flung at her because she has the gall to be a scholar and a girl, and ‘only half-English’ to boot.”

Something told Rick that particular turn of phrase glossed over many others, much less pleasant. Which both siblings probably had their own share ‘flung at’ them, come to think of it.

walk (from Underture, The Legend of Vox Machina)

Scanlan let his hand fall and rolled his eyes.

“Look, you don’t need to get your panties in a knot. I can see better than you at the moment, so the way I see it there’s only one way you won’t fall behind and get lost.” He walked back to Vax and thrust out his hand with a grin large enough to be obvious even in the dark. “Wanna hold hands?”

linger (from What Nightmares May Come, Hogan's Heroes)

“Oh, perfectly, Major,” Klink muttered in an almost defeated tone, resisting the urge to rub his temples. The lingering headache had been small this morning, the inevitable result of a restless night, but Hochstetter excelled in the art of making migraines in other people’s heads grow in a way even Hogan did not.

Thanks again :o)

[uozlulu]

Fic. Supernatural. Trapped in a Meme. Destiel.

Character(s)/Relationship(s) Castiel, Dean; Destiel Genre Crack/Meme/Slash Rating PG (if you don’t count language, which is why this is Not Rated on AO3) Word Count 685 Disclaimer As this is fanfiction, I do not hold copyright to the source material(s) nor do I claim that I do. This is for free entertainment purposes only. Summary Dean and Castiel are trapped in a meme. The consequences for breaking it are dire. Notes I’ve been working on a series of four fics for an IwtV AMC season 2 hype event. As I was thinking about how to edit the week three fic to make it a stronger fic, this SPN fic came to me out of nowhere, so here you go. The headlines are taken from actual Destiel news memes that I reblogged to my Tumblr in the order I reblogged them to my Tumblr. I’m sure someone’s already done this fic out there somewhere but I didn’t see it on AO3 so I figured why not write it myself. I think the inspiration for this fic likely came from this Tumblr post by biverly-switzler rolling around my subconscious for a few days.

Also as a note, I’ve only seen seasons 1 – 8, the Scooby Doo episode, and portions of season 15 of Supernatural.

AO3 link

or read below

Trapped in a Meme

Castiel looked at Dean with the softest saddest expression. Dean’s heart tightened and he dreaded Castiel’s next words. In a seeming blink of the eye, they were no longer in the bunker, but somewhere undefined. It was dark, but there was just enough light to illuminate their faces. This place was not hot or cold. It was not dry or humid. It simply existed and they existed within it.

“I love you,” Castiel said. His voice was gentle. His eyes glistened with sorrow and satisfaction.

Dean’s mind went completely blank. He opened his mouth but he did not know what to say. His chest tightened and then he found words bubbling forth from somewhere that was not his own heart or mind, “Lin Manuel Miranda has been cast as Hermes.”

A long silence passed. Castiel blinked. Dean wrinkled his nose and said, “What the fuck?”

“Did Hermes switch vessels?” Castiel asked.

“How would I know?” Dean would have rubbed his face but he did not seem to have hands.

After a short span of silence, Castiel said, “I love you.” Again, his eyes shone with both sorrow and truth.

Dean’s heart tightened. His mind spun. Then words sprang from his mouth like before, “The Writers Guild of America votes to authorize a strike with a record-setting 97% approval.”

Neither of them spoke for a long moment and then they each tried to speak simultaneously.

“Dean –”

“Cas –”

They paused and when neither spoke, Dean sighed. “Why do you keep saying that?”

“Because it’s how I feel,” Castiel said.

Dean stared at him and licked his lips. Before he could say anything, Castiel spoke again, “I love you.”

All thought left Dean’s mind. His lips moved on their own. “Tucker Carlson has been fired from Fox News.”

Castiel’s eyebrows drew together. “Can foxes get fired from being foxes?”

“He’s a not a fox.” Dean paused. “Do foxes have a news network?”

“Of course they do. All animals do,” Castiel said. “I used to communicate with the bee network years ago.”

Dean considered this a long moment. Then he made a face. “How many times have we done this?”

“I love you,” Castiel said.

“The Winchesters was cancelled after only one season,” Dean said. He blinked and immediately hissed, “What the fuck? Fuck this.”

“I can’t take my clothes off,” Castiel said. “I don’t seem to have any hands.”

“I didn’t literally mean…” Dean’s voice trailed.

“I love you,” Castiel said yet again.

“Donald Trump has been federally indicted by the DOJ and charged with treason,” Dean said. He paused and then added, “Kyle Griffin tweeted, ‘NBC News has now confirmed: Donald Trump has been indicted.’

“This is fucking ridiculous. I’m citing sources now,” Dean groaned. “Also isn’t Paris Hilton president? Or was that a porno?”

“Dean, it’s okay if you don’t ‘return’ my ‘feelings,’” Castiel said, providing air quotes accordingly.

Dean held his gaze and then shook his head. “You know what? This is like an episode of Sailor Moon or something. So, we’ll try that.”

“Try wha –?” Castiel’s expression immediately changed, softening his eyes and returning the smile to his face. “I love you.”

Dean’s heart tightened. He took a deep breath and said with great purpose, “I know.”

Silence stretched between them. Dean said nothing more.

“We’re still glowing faces,” Castiel said. “Did it work?”

“Maybe if we tried another language,” Dean said. “Try Spanish.”

“I didn’t know you spoke Spanish,” Castiel said.

“I’ll manage,” Dean said.

Before Castiel could comment, his face softened once again. This time he said, “Te amo.”

This time the words did not bubble up from somewhere else. After a pause for translation, Dean said, “Yo a ti, Cas.” Dean did not think about why it was easier to say in a language that he learned from his life experiences. There was no time. Reality returned and the Empty appeared. Dean reached for Castiel.

Castiel pushed Dean aside and allowed the Empty to swallow him whole as he said, “Goodbye, Dean.”

Dean shouted after him but it was no use. Castiel disappeared leaving Dean alone.

The End

I realized that my last SPN fic is from June 25, 2013, so happy ten years since I last wrote an SPN fic lol

[kingcunny]

Book!Rhaenyna *paris hilton's voice*: I'm homophobic. gay sex hot! .I love my bestfriend #no homo.

[lightningandfireinmybones]

bestie, not sure if you got my ask but i was wonderin..valaena has luke as her twin, but how about aemond having an identical twin bro who is alike in every way, minus the eye, and is equally obsessed with valaena. They both have a competition on who could claim her first then finally she grows tired, pulls an aegon I and has 2 husbands that are willing to kill and fight for her. however, both still have this internal battle going on where they are constantly being plagued by thoughts of who she loves more. Those thoughts lean more into paranoia then one day the string snaps and both are push to the edge and fight to be the last husband standing. Also, they don’t have kids at this point yet but imagine them making it a race…….. *Paris Hilton voice* that’s hot.

Bestie,,, you’re about to change lives

BECAUSE TWO AEMONDS???

When aemond lost his eye to lucerys and Valaena’s vengeance, it was his twin brother holding her back and down after aemond had scarred her

Both aemond and his twin pinpointing Valaena as their obsession and meaning, chasing after her for years and years, she can avoid one of them but not both of them

Aemond on Vhagar and his twin on vermithor (or cannibal how crazy do we want Aemond’s twin to be and also WHAT IS HIS NAME?? I’m picturing aemon bc targ naming is not great,,, but imagine maegor,,,)

Aemond and his twin bringing out the worse in each other, fighting to be the supreme husband, fighting over who exactly is her king, over who gets to try to impregnate her, who can make her come the most,,,

Valaena scared of both of them, inexplicably bound and fascinated by them,,, they hunt her through king’s landing together, competing to see who can get to her first, who can degrade and punish their sweet little niece first

Oh no baby what have you unlocked

[cosmogenous]

*something fucked up happens*

(my brain doing a paris hilton voice) that's hot

[mccleans]

Going through your hockey tag for obvious reasons and what strikes me the most was not the beauty but your tags?? Like I already knew that but damn Lucy you're SOOOO FUNNY I can't stop laughing ilysm your brain produces banger after banger *Paris Hilton voice* that's hot

i saw this just before i went to bed last night and you KNOW i slept with a big ol smile on my face after that 🫶 this is so sweeeeeet i'm blushing like literally i can go back to my home planet now my mission has officially been accomplished